Chapter 45, Beat the Ghost with a Sack

Li Jiaojiao calmly solved the yin soldier ghost difference in front of her, and she became Liu Xueer's appearance.

Liu Xue'er has seen this kind of scene, first Li Jiaojiao pinched the ghost head with her bare hands, and then Li Jiaojiao came to Liu Xue'er to copy and paste, Liu Xue'er looked at Li Jiaojiao opposite and became her own exactly the same face, and everyone was numb,

It was good before, but she was suddenly caught by a ghost after work, and she said that it was her family who set her a kiss.

Xueer Liu: Thank you, I really know how to SanQ→_→

Let's not talk about these, the first time I saw such a terrible scene, it really made her feel terrifying, and her scalp hair was that she was as calm as an old hemp, watching Li Jiaojiao's operation as steady as an old dog, compared with Liu Xueer, the other was a frightened hairy rabbit, a group of panicked.

And Li Jiaojiao arranged Liu Xue'er to a safe place, thought about it, and stuffed the child into the space, Li Jiaojiao's god-level space can release people, to put it bluntly, it is a small world, and everything in it is controlled by Li Jiaojiao, safe and secure.

Li Jiaojiao also officially sneaked into the mansion, and at the same time brought Song Ci, the child, thousands of miles away.

At this moment, Song Ci, in white bedclothes, with a disheveled head, a sleepy face, a confused expression, with the smell of requiem incense on his body, and the whole ghost's face was full of words: Who am I? Where am I? Li Jiaojiao, this old Biden, she wants Gaha? She's so late and turns into her old brother homeroom teacher, what kind of cosplay is there? She's sick, isn't she? (ー△ー; )

Li Jiaojiao: "That's the case, I brought you here to let you do a favor." ”

Song Ci: "Well, say." ”

Li Jiaojiao: "Then have you thought about it?" ”

Song Ci: "As long as I get a good night's sleep, I can do anything." ”

Li Jiaojiao: "That's right. ”

Song Ci: "Hmm. ”

Li Jiaojiao: "If I let you single-handedly challenge the king of facial features, can you?" ”

Song Ci: "Thank you, don't send it, I'll go by myself." ”

Li Jiaojiao: "I'm not done yet. ”

Song Ci: "Then you will say it then!" Sister, I remember that there is nothing wrong with your speech, and you don't stutter, can you speak simply and neatly, you are there to speak sentence by sentence, what are you dripping, where are you squeezing toothpaste? ”

Li Jiaojiao: "Song Ci, you old Song dog, Lao Tzu, I am looking for you to discuss with you and in a friendly manner, you don't listen, you dare to force Lai Lai again, believe it or not, Lao Tzu, I will slap you?" ”

Song Ci: "Well, this time I heard it much more normal, I started to think that you were taken away, let's say, what's the matter." ”

Li Jiaojiao: "Uh......, that's the case, it's like this, that is, I want to take down the King of the Five Senses to you, how many years have it been, and the two worlds of the underworld don't let me worry about it, don't panic when you do, practice hard these days, this is the Phoenix Blood Glazed Pill, eat it at the peak of the emperor level It is not a dream, and then it will be matched with the god-level Emperor Zun Dan, Lao Tzu, I will directly pile up the Dao Ghost Emperor for you, and then with this Washing Pill, clean the impurities in the body, upgrade the toughness of your ghost body, and then match this god-level Tianyin Gathering Spirit Array, the cultivation speed is increasing in geometric form, sisters and family, You believe me, three days, it only takes three days, I won't train you to be a ghost emperor, Lao Tzu, I will come to see you. ”

Song Ci: "It's not a sister, what are you talking about, what are you polite to me about this kind of thing, could it be that you just treat me as an outsider for so many years?" (ಥ_ಥ) Boom, my girl, you make me so sad like this, why did our relationship suddenly change, are you not me? So, love will disappear, right? ”

Li Jiaojiao: "I don't, don't talk nonsense, it's because you are my best friend that Lao Tzu asked you, just ask you if you can do this." ”

Song Ci: "Okay is good, but your tone, that year the apricot blossoms were slightly raining, on the Erkang Bridge on the bank of Daming Lake, you kept saying that you loved me, but now, all your behavior and expressions are telling me that we have no result, what is the reason?" ( •̥́ ˍ •̀ू )嘤嘤嘤~"

Li Jiaojiao: "If you don't want to, I can find someone else, this matter is very important, I don't have time to joke with you, give me a happy word, okay (▼ dish ▼#)"

I saw Song Ci kneeling with a sliding shovel, and Li Jiaojiao said with a serious face in front of him: "Okay!" My good girl, don't say three days, even if it's one day, I promise, when, or now, finish work early, you can rest assured, when I become the king of the five senses, I will definitely be diligent, hard-working, abide by the core values of the contemporary twenty-four characters, and strive to develop the underworld into an intelligent underworld in the modern Marxist society of contemporary China. ”

Li Jiaojiao: "The attitude is very good, it's a little simpler next time, it's too grinding, I almost want to call you, the thing is this, the order of use has been marked, use it in order, believe me, there must be no problem, before this, you first practice with that marriage snatcher." ”

It is obvious that Li Jiaojiao wants to be the shopkeeper and wants Song Ci to deal with this matter, and at the same time, the condition she opened is also very tempting, Song Ci said: On this condition, let him call her father He is willing, Ghost Emperor, how many years does it take to cultivate to this realm, talent and opportunity, cultivation strength, that one is rare.

Li Jiaojiao's handling method is very simple, the marriage snatcher came, put on a lock spirit net and beat him, let him tell all the useful news, and go directly to the underworld to reason after mastering the evidence, if he can't talk about it, then Li Jiaojiao will directly "exceed" the other party.

Soon the marriage snatcher came, and it was indescribable, with three white eyes of mung beans, rosacea on garlic, acne marks on his face, a fat head and big ears, a greasy smile, and the black smell around Li Jiaojiao was nauseous and disgusting, and almost vomited the overnight meal.

It wasn't until the marriage snatcher closed the door that Li Jiaojiao covered the marriage snatcher with a sack, Song Ci tied the marriage snatcher with a ghost rope, Song Ci and Li Jiaojiao glanced at each other, and at the same time showed a gloomy smile, only to see Li Jiaojiao say: "3, 2, 1, on, cut him." ”

Let's return to netizens.

Netizen: "The newcomer, do you see it?" This is the strength of our petite fairy, don't be dissatisfied, be careful of bad luck. ”

"Oh my God, the little sister is so scared and stupid, alas, I feel sorry for the little sister, hug (. ・ω・。 )ノ♡”

"Upstairs, the pretty young lady is mine, don't rob me!"

"Hey, this family is yours is wrong, what is the beautiful young lady is yours, the beautiful young lady is everyone's, you stinky and shameless thing."

"Well, let's just say, the combat power of the petite fairy is still online today, please, it's really good to pinch the ghost head with your bare hands, the petite fairy look at me, don't be too stuck in the mate gender, look at me, I can cook, I can be coquettish, I can sell cute, gentle, kind, cute, considerate and careful, the petite fairy looks at me (≧ω≦)."

"Upstairs, don't think about it, I haven't succeeded without these old fritters, just you? Send you two words, hehe→_→"

"Sister doesn't take you to such a personal attack, it's too much, it's too much,,Ծ^Ծ,,"

"What to do, watching the sisters upstairs arguing there, there is a feeling of basing one's happiness on the pain of others, my God, am I very perverted."

"Don't panic the family upstairs, this is a normal phenomenon, we just eat melons in front of the screen, call it watermelon, cucumber cantaloupe, as long as it's a melon, just eat it."

"Let's just say, the moment Song Ci's little handsome guy was brought over by the petite fairy, looking at Song Ci's look, I was really moved by the whole heart, the lazy and loose pajamas vaguely revealed the perfect muscle lines, the lazy eyes, the long black hair like ink wanted to be casually draped like silk, ahhh≧h Who knows(╥ω╥') "

"Hahaha, upstairs, I don't know if I understand or not, but I'm going to be laughed at by Song Ci's cheap appearance and make a fortune, hahahahaha (ಡωಡ) hiahiahia."

"Hahaha, yes, yes, hahahaha, upstairs, let's just say, this has to be an iron friendship to meet such a bad friend, hahahaha, and the one you keep saying you love me, but in the end, your expression and behavior are telling us that it is fruitless, I don't know what you think, anyway, I almost choked to death by my own saliva after listening to it."

"Sister upstairs, don't say it, hahahaha (ಡωಡ) hiahiahia, when I heard that sentence, I was drinking water, and after listening to it, the water in my mouth squirted out all of a sudden, hahahahaha (ಡωಡ) hiahiahia, laugh at me, hahaha (ಡωಡ) hiahiahia."

"Family, that male ghost is really ugly, sister, I really want to lie on the legs of a slightly fat, sweet and cute young lady wearing black silk and a gentle and beautiful and considerate young lady to wash her eyes, woo woo (┯_┯), that male ghost he is ugly about me. Woo woo woo woo ~ "

"Don't talk about the family, I'm now holding my god's face cat and sucking wildly, hehe, family, don't say anything else, I'm going to suck the cat."

"Alas, I have a boyfriend, one meter eight or nine tall, eighteen cm in eight-pack abs, handsome and handsome, up and down the kitchen, flawless, not out, just to show off to Jimei, angry with you, hehe."