"About those years I paid attention to a rebellious metaphysical anchor, fossil-like age, teenage anti-bones, alas, what is the matter, who made this child usually soft and cute, catching ghosts and cutting ghosts, it was a knife and a fierce one, such a beautiful fairy sister, I don't care what you think, anyway, I'm in love, please, the petite fairy really had a moment for me to experience the happiness and achievement of raising a cub in the cloud Hehe*

"Everyone, if you haven't seen the petite fairy pinching the ghost head with your bare hands, please go to the live broadcast history to watch it yourself, what's the matter, at that time, I looked at the petite fairy's small body, a ghost head in one hand, there was really a moment, I felt that the petite fairy pinched not the ghost head but the egg ԅ ( ̄『 ̄ԅ)."

"Yo, family, come to leave a last word again, alas, every time the petite fairy is like this, alas (눈_눈)"

"It's not, I really hope that the petite fairy can consciously tell us the time of the next live broadcast, otherwise I can't eat hot melons every time, and I'm really sad (. •́︿•̀｡ )。 ”

Soon, Li Jiaojiao's solid logistics Liang Wu came to the scene with a group of criminal police officers and professionals, and took a look at it, and unified his psychology in one sentence: I rub, the Chen family is so arrogant? This looks at how much the people's hard-earned money is greedy, and the evil blood-sucking capitalists (▼ dish ▼#).

Soon, the bloody tragedies of the Chen family were dug up one by one, as for the big array outside, and the small array under the foundation, they belonged to a sub-mother array, Li Jiaojiao calmly entered some of the contents of this diary she needed into the record jade inspection.

Li Jiaojiao complained while tidying up: "This is worthy of being a villain, what he does is justified and evidenced if it is bad, and if it is unreasonable, it has to be unreasonable." ”

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Soon after the Chen family's side of the matter was resolved, Li Jiaojiao began to go straight to the ancestral tomb and ancestral hall of the Zhao family and the Shen family, the ancestral hall of the Cui family, the formation attribute is gold, urging the family wood, but there is a drainage array outside, with gold to catch the wood, and then lead the luck to the Chen family, the Chen family's 10,000 yuan is a formation, it also belongs to the wood, and then there is water in the mountains, belonging to the water and wood double cultivation formation, the Shen family water, the ancestral tomb should be the land of the blessed water, Li Jiaojiao took Shen Yuxin, when she came to the ancestral tomb of the Shen family, it was really as Li Jiaojiao said at the beginning, within ten miles of the ancestral tomb of the Shen family, It is not an inch of grass, there is no living creature, the crows in the sky look at the detour, the grave is all yellow sand and dust, ten miles away, not to mention ants, cockroaches look at it and shake their heads, the crows in the sky see all detours, it can be said that it has really reached the realm of birds not.

When Shen Yuxin saw this scene, she was more or less stupid, and she couldn't help but sigh in her heart: This is really like what the little fairy said, there is no grass in a radius of ten miles, the birds look at it and detour freely, the cockroaches shake their heads when they see it, and the gods of the eight directions are disgusted when they come.

At this time, Li Jiaojiao was there, with a dark resentment, as if she saw a trace of golden light, and as Li Jiaojiao got closer and closer, the golden light became brighter and brighter, and the voice of the Google machine progress bar in her head sounded not shortly: "Found the mission target, please solve it immediately." ”

After the sound of the progress bar was finished, he immediately pretended to be dead and disappeared, for fear that he would be one step too late, and Li Jiao would be able to eat it.

Soon, Li Jiajia found a golden cicada bowl, full of merits, looking at what should be a Buddhist thing, but for Li Jiaojiao, it is a Buddhist Taoist, as long as it is used smoothly, it is a good baby.

But this golden cicada bowl, how can it be a little more perverted than the green king eight shells, when she saw Li Jiaojiao coming up, she talked to Li Jiaojiao's face, Li Jiaojiao only felt that her eyes were full of golden light, and only a flat voice that kept chattering appeared in her mind: "Quickly renew the contract with me, renew the contract with me, renew the contract with me, renew the contract with me, roll around with me......~(~o ̄▽ ̄)~o... Roll around...... o～(＿△＿o～) ~。。。 ……”

This calm chattering voice is about to blow up Li Jiaojiao's head, if the green king eight shells are sticking to her and not leaving, this golden cicada bowl is a living chatter, there is quite a kind of If you don't contract with me, I will talk to you to death.

In the end, Li Jiaojiao Buddha,

Li Jiaojiao: "Okay, don't talk about it, I promise you, ( _ _)ノ|wall." It's not that I didn't tell you about our contract, I don't make a contract with you, you will talk to me in the face as soon as you come up, and you will keep shaking me with golden light and talking about me at the same time, do you think it scares me a little? So do we have to give me some mental compensation before July? ”

Golden Cicada Bowl: "No, let's go?" It's already a stuff that has been written in one go......"

Li Jiaojiao: "Hmm! (ʘ言ʘ╬) you say it again? What's the matter, am I stingy? I'm stingy, don't choose me! Did You Know? How much damage did you do to my young mind when a bowl suddenly slammed into my face? Don't I want to lose face? Do you know that there are people watching next to me? ”

Golden Cicada Bowl: "It's not for nothing to compensate, but the premise is that we have to contract first, I have a lot of functions, you contract with me, you know, come on!" Then let's make a contract together.,Come on baby グッ! (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧”

Li Jiaojiao: "No, aren't you a Buddhist Chinese bowl?" Why do you know English? Are you half-blooded? Only...... It's a shocking ヾ (*ΦωΦ)ノ。 ”

Golden Cicada Bowl: "I'm not their old antique, as a bowl of the new era, you have to learn the words of the new era, and those people sometimes say some strange things, I learned a little, so when can we contract?" ”

Li Jiaojiao: "Then now!" There was no one around, just right. ”

Then Li Jiao thoroughly experienced the most painful time in her life, good guy, first by the thunder of the outside of the scorched inside, and then by the fire of the karma of the seven meat and eight vegetables, and then experienced the pain of washing the pulp of the valve cramps and peeling the skin, in the end, Li Xiaoxiao saw the merit on his body, and then lost it in an average way, and then was poured back, after a contract ceremony was completed, Li Xiaoxiao said that he didn't seem to accept the baby, but to be tortured, After all, who was suffering together with the three hundred and eighty-two heavenly thunders and the ninety-six heavy karmic fires!

After the contract was completed, there were many changes around him, at least the heavy black resentment that could smoke the immortals was gone, at the moment of Li Jiaojiao's origin, Shen Yuxin was separated by Li Jiaojiao's enchantment, and when the black fog dissipated, he saw Li Jiaojiao like a coal, with a merciful face, her head had been split into a bald head by the thunder, her clothes were wearing a pure white vest, the bright red pants fluttered in the wind, the pure white short-sleeved T-shirt had already been split into ashes, and she was holding a golden bowl in her left hand. Holding a string of Biqing Bodhi glass strings in his right hand, the nine-piece Jiupinduoduo pink slippers on his feet were gone, and the whole person was facing the front with a Buddhist face.

Shen Yuxin didn't recognize it at first, and just wanted to ask, who are you? As a result, Li Jiaojiao spit out a puff of black smoke as soon as she opened her mouth, and now it's okay, it's already baked into black charcoal, this whole thing, good guy, instantly came to a fixed makeup, and it was even darker.

Shen Yuxin: "It's not buddy, you're poofhahahaha ”

Li Jiaojiao: "Who am I, I am the petite fairy you have been squatting for more than ten days, and I was split into this bear in (ー_ー)!! order to help you Cui and Shen break the formation." ”

Shen Yuxin looked at Li Jiaojiao's appearance and was a little stunned, she remembered that the petite fairy was obviously a loli sweet girl with a height of one meter six, and it was completely incomparable compared to the little black coal in front of her, so she asked curiously: "Petite fairy, what have you been through?" Why? ”

Li Jiaojiao: "It's okay, just ask, I picked up a bowl and a skewer in it, I shouldn't mind......"