"So, the god of flowers is attacking? ヾ( •́д•̀ ;)ノ ah wow wow, I'm dripping God, it's over, it's over, it's wrong, it's wrong, it's going to be wrong, it's going to be a loss, my best friend's sixth will have to win, woo woo (╥ω╥') "

……

Li Jiaojiao: "The story of these two gods can be said to be for a reason, the story starts from more than 100,000 years ago, there are too many versions of their stories, you still have to ask them about the specific situation, I will first tell the version I know." This flower god is the daughter of the ancient god of spring in the four seasons, anyway, the background is rattling, the water god was still a little doll, when he caught Zhou, he caught the flower god who came to see the excitement, and since then the flower god has a little more tail, I was still there joking with them in case they will be together? Later, these two people really got up, this thing was known by the Queen Mother of the West was mixed by her, there is no way to reincarnate ten times before returning to the god, this life is their tenth life, as for the first nine lives, I didn't see it, but in this life, it's very bloody, plus the Chen family robbed something that didn't belong to them in the first place, the whole plot is bloody and catches horses, but now it has nothing to do with before, this tenth life or let them develop on their own, okay, let's draw the next destined person now. ”

Netizen: "Do you understand what the petite fairy said?" Why do we always feel like petite fairies are teasing us......"

"Uh...... So what does she mean, I don't understand but I'm shocked╮(╯-╰")╭. ”

"I think it's better to have a new melon, it's okay to reminisce about the old melon, hurry up, wait for the new melon online, hehe."

Li Jiaojiao: "Congratulations to your children and grandchildren, please connect the microphone, thank you." ”

Lian Mai is a particularly stereotypical old lady, Li Jiaojiao saw that she was here to ask for a grandson, but this old lady doesn't say if she has a grandson? The son was choked enough, and just wanted to open his mouth to remind the old lady, but the old lady said arrogantly: "I heard that your little girl is very good at divination, should she not lie?" What can you be when you look like this? I wanted to ask if that little slut was carrying a baby grandson in his belly this time, or a little slut hoof? I didn't expect to encounter such a thing, a girl looks so good, has so many skills, what's the use, in the end, she doesn't want to get married, lose money. ”

As soon as Li Jiaojiao wanted to speak, this netizen couldn't sit still and said: "One bite at a time, you lose money, you old lady, why can't you accumulate some virtue in your mouth when you are old?" ”

"The idea of really preferring sons over daughters has harmed how many contemporary girls, this kind of thinking is really annoying."

"You said this old lady, I guess it's like this, don't talk about grandchildren, granddaughters have to be scared away when they come, people like this don't want grandchildren, otherwise sooner or later they will have to teach a cancer that endangers society, after all, the upper beam is not right and the lower beam is crooked, this sentence is not a joke."

Li Jiaojiao: "Your name is Zhang Zhaodi, 68 this year, living in the fifth household of the fourth group of Sanlian Village, Lanxian County, Taiyuan, is the eldest sister in the family, you also have two younger sisters, one is called Zhang Laidi, the other is called Zhang Pandi, and later it can be regarded as giving birth to a younger brother, named Zhang Fubao, since the family made a younger brother, all good things are your brother's, and the new clothes are worn by your brother first, and then your three sisters, if you don't come to eradicate illiteracy, go to school for two years, I'm afraid you don't even know the words."

When you were 15 years old, because you didn't take good care of your brother, your brother was accidentally stung by a wasp with a bag, and your mother broke one of your legs and didn't find you a doctor, resulting in your leg being disabled for life.

Later, your three sisters became their own families, but your brother is still constantly sucking your blood, for this reason, your husband was a little dissatisfied when he was alive, ten years ago, your brother was accidentally beaten to death because of drinking and fighting with others, for this reason, your mother directly slapped you in the left ear and was deaf, your brother was still outside when he died, and he owed four or five hundred thousand foreign debts, which you also took your two sisters to repay, I said nothing wrong, right? Well? Zhang Zhaodi? ”

The old lady opposite Lian Mai was obviously stunned for a while after listening to what Li Jiaojiao said, but then she continued to say fiercely: "What's the use of you telling me this? I'm telling you, I'm going to make a decision on this grandson, only the grandson can continue the incense, and it's useless for you to say anything about the rest......"

Li Jiaojiao: "It's not an old lady, didn't you see it when I was persuading you?" You think about how anxious you are and want grandchildren, so have you ever thought about what your brother brought you at that time? You are deaf and lame because of him, these are not enough, you still have to pull your sister and them to help him pay off the debt, he is alive, you are still willing to let him suck the blood of your sisters, he himself does nothing for a day, don't you feel wronged? ”

Li Jiajia didn't give the old lady a chance to reply and continued: "Your married life is not good, your mother-in-law is the same as your mother, but the first child is your son, since then, the attitude towards you is much better, before that, all the heavy work and dirty work in the family are done by you, and your husband is also doing something to your mother-in-law, when your mother-in-law is alive, your life is really not good, and then your mother-in-law is gone, you are also a daughter-in-law into a mother-in-law, and you start to Huo yourself as a daughter-in-law in front of your mother-in-law, your daughter-in-law is hardworking and filial, And it's also a teacher, you're not satisfied, for this reason, you don't care if your son cheats in marriage, your daughter-in-law says a word to someone of the opposite sex, you can go to school to make a fuss about this for a long time, if that colleague doesn't come forward to solve this problem, I'm afraid your daughter-in-law's job is long gone. ”

Netizen: "I'm rubbing, what kind of mom is this?" It doesn't matter if the son cheats in marriage, the daughter-in-law can say a few words to colleagues of the opposite sex normally, he can make trouble for a long time, who has such a superb mother-in-law who has poured blood mold for eight lifetimes in her last life, and she doesn't want to get married. ”

"Don't say it, as soon as the old lady opened her mouth, I couldn't stand her, who is it? What age is it, and it is still patriarchal, what's the matter, there is a throne to inherit in the family? Really. ”

"That's right, what age is this, the Qing Dynasty is dead, the footcloth is wrapping the feet, how can this old lady use it to wrap the cerebellum? I don't understand, but I'm shocked. ”

"God knows how heavy a patriarchal family atmosphere is, and how unfair it can be, hates this ugly thought, alas, for a girl born into that kind of family."

"Patriarchy is not in my family, because often I will choose to beat my brother at one time, what if my brother is disobedient? If he is disobedient, I will tell my mother, and my mother will clean him up when the time comes, so there is no patriarchy in our family. ”

"I am an only child, there is such a family one, at that time my grandmother said to my mother that she gave birth to a boy and a girl, as long as it is a child of her family, then she will be spoiled to death, who dares to bully her grandchildren, my grandmother she is carrying a kitchen knife and chasing people to cut ten streets."

"This old lady is also a tiger, and the petite fairy has said so, hasn't he thought about it? What is the use of having to be a grandchild? What's the matter, do you want your grandson to be rich? ”

"Upstairs, I don't know if my grandson will get rich or not, anyway, these two boys in my family, just the prerequisite for marrying a daughter-in-law will cost me half my life, and the bride price will be at least 500,000! 500,000 for a car, 1 million for a house! And it's still two boys, I have to prepare 4 million for these two boys, and I still have a mortgage of 1 million that hasn't been paid off, anyway, I'm very envious of those families with girls, or girls, a good girl, an intimate little padded jacket, unlike my two leather jackets that look good, but leakage (x_x; ）。 ”