"Well, I may be a little different, because I can take care of my stupid and tiger best friend at any time, after all, my sister has dozens of buildings in the deep city of the capital magic capital, and it is a little tiring to collect rent every day, and the rest is gone, but my sister doesn't seem to know about it, so I decided not to tell her yet, and then I will talk about it, hehe."

"I'll go, is this the legendary sixth best friend? It's too six. ”

"After all, these are other people's girlfriends, alas, look at my uncompetitive girlfriends, at this moment, I am still watching Maca Baka, the mother is single, and I am almost 30 years old, so to speak, I haven't even touched a man's little hand, in front of me like a female nerve, I introduced her to a handsome guy, he became a quail in seconds, the gourd does not squeak, people think he is stunned, as boring as a wood, I asked her what's going on? She actually said that she was afraid of society, and then she mingled with the group of uncles and aunts in the courtyard, I was speechless, and what made people even more speechless was when she clearly guided our relationship, then it was called a smooth, when she was in college, there were eight people in a dormitory, and she made up 16 couples, which was the first person in the red line at that time, but whenever we pulled the red line for her to find a partner, we don't know what is going on with this child, either a scumbag, or garbage, we don't know how she found out, anyway, we know, But the couple she matched, the latest family is already married, and they have already planned to get pregnant with their fourth child, we don't know why, even if there is a good one, she is not rare, and then every day she says that she wants sweet love, but he doesn't wash his teeth, brush, face or makeup for a day, what is she waiting for? Waiting for a burglary-like love? Even if Yue Lao pulls the red line of the steel bar for him, just like him, the red line has to be broken. Alas, people who are almost 30 years old, and they ask me every day if I can deduct a carton of Wang Tsai milk from the gift to her. (╯_╰) ”

"Sister upstairs, do you know why your best friend can't get married until now? There could be two reasons, first, don't you think she's like the kobold of your group? As we all know, the military division is responsible for mental work, you have seen which military division marched to fight and went to the battlefield in person, the military division is behind the scenes, you have seen who the military division carried a big kitchen knife to the front to charge and kill the enemy, and your military division has its own chicken soup spiritual healing function, it is the best in the military division, the upper can give advice, the lower can chicken soup comfort people, with this kind of person, please very healing. Second, your best friend may not be as stupid as she seems, she is actually very sober, she saw through all the love in this world when she was your military advisor, after all, she is also single, she is used to seeing these divisions and combinations, more or less afraid, plus your sisters are not angry, in case she encounters any emotional trouble, who will solve it for her? Eight people in a dormitory threw her out of a military division, and the rest were the military value responsibility, the literary responsibility, the mouth gunner responsibility, the soul comfort chicken soup master No. 1 and No. 2, the appearance type agreement president, excellent diplomat, etc., but have you ever thought about it? It's good to have an army without a military division, for example, a body, you don't have a brain, you don't have a heart, and no matter how good the organ configuration is, it can't function properly......"

"So, family, is there a reason why my mother is single? I'm similar to the description of what the sister upstairs said, but I also have a record of matching six pairs of young couples, and now people are planning to have three children at the earliest, and the latest plan is to get married next year. It's those legendary dog-headed military advisors, I don't want to be single, who doesn't want a sweet love? But why do I still have a slag-sucking physique? Every time I have a favorite object, it turns out that the other party is either the same kind or the kind of scumbag scumbag, we don't want to be so tidy, so there is no way, single to keep safe, or single! ”

Netizens were chattering and discussing there, Li Jiaojiao was eating melons with relish, and couldn't help but say: "Sure enough, the melons of this netizen are really worth preserving, they are too fragrant, that young lady is just too A, there is finally a Si Ming to write a sober script, it's not easy, it's not easy, like this kind of script must be protected, please, the world is sober!" But the top priority is to solve this problem, since the old lady can't persuade her, then simply cut the mess with the knife. ”

Li Jiaojiao was calm on the surface, and then found the poor daughter-in-law, and soon, Li Jiaojiao connected the microphone to the other party's mobile phone, and the other party answered it neatly, and saw that it was a capable and sassy woman, but unfortunately she was wearing an apron, which awkwardly gave people a sense of mediocrity that smoothed the edges and corners, and this sense of mediocrity was particularly awkward on the other party.

Li Jiaojiao looked at the woman's face, a typical face, but she was wronged to be able to stick to the back house, wandering around the housework kitchen all day long, there was a catastrophe in her face, it seems that this is the catastrophe, such as the phoenix nirvana, succeeded, it is the phoenix soaring high, failed, that is the ash in the mud, what is the end? Alas, miserable......

Li Jiaojiao: "Jiang Lan, you should know about your husband's cheating, right?" Your unreasonable mother-in-law just connected with me, and you know, what things are like, and whose child is it? I think you're wondering, is there anything you want to say? ”

Jiang Lan: "This is one of them, but I just want to ask, is his love for me real?" We met in our sophomore year, how many days and nights did we spend together? We went to graduate school together for a Ph.D., until later, I chose to study abroad, he developed in China, I came back directly to his senior management of the company, he was still mixed in the center of the class, for this reason, I helped him a lot in the dark box operation, he now has this achievement, I helped him a lot, so why? Don't house flowers have the fragrance of wildflowers after all? The women outside him are one after another, at the beginning I will make trouble, and later, I don't even want to make trouble, I am tired, he is still by my side, but why? I met him in my sophomore year and fell in love for three years, married for two years, a full five years, I started studying abroad, to come back to serve as a senior manager, and then took off the professional suit for him, tied an apron for him to wash his hands and make soup, and served his mother, even if his mother made things difficult for me in every possible way, I never said a word of complaint, because I love him, but why did he treat me like this? Is it because I can't have children? ”

Li Jiaojiao: "Sister, do you have any misunderstanding about that dog man?" He is not a good stubble from the beginning, that is, your sister is blind and does not say anything, as soon as you mention the man's IQ, it becomes negative, and there is one more thing, it's not that you can't give birth, it's that he can't give birth, his ancestors have done too many things that lack morality, his mother is not a good person, and the evil causes and consequences of his sister are too many, and sooner or later he will be retributed, sister, sister, you can meet such a family, it is purely because you have this catastrophe in your life, since you can't avoid it, then let's dissolve it, give me 3000 hexagram money, and I will help you get rid of this catastrophe, hey hey (º『º )"