Chapter 396: Pretending to be forced before the battle

I nodded again and again, but I didn't know that Li Shimin's name was Li Yuanfu.

Sodhana seemed to see my doubts and explained to me with a smile: "Your Majesty! Li Yuanfu is Li Shimin, this Yuanfu is his name, and Shimin is his word. Li Yuan gave him this name, originally thinking that he could assist his eldest brother Li Jiancheng well, and in Li Yuan's heart, Li Jiancheng was the heir to the throne. Now that he has killed his brother and stood on his own, he no longer wants others to mention this name. I heard that he ordered the historian to delete everything in the history books that had Li Yuanfu! We want to expose him for this short, disgusting and disgusting him! ”

I laughed, "Okay! The military advisor is really my Wolongye! It will be promulgated immediately according to this, and sent to the businessmen, and I will let everyone know about his ugly affairs of Li Shimin! ”

I think Li Shimin will definitely be mad when he sees this article!

Sure enough, before it was a month, there was a border fast horse report that Li Shimin had already sent Zhi Zhili as a general, commanding 50,000 troops to come to us!

It seems that Li Shimin was really angry, otherwise he would not have sent 50,000 troops to come so soon, but I didn't expect that the general who led the troops was stubborn.

I smiled and said, "Good! I have seen and seen the invincible Tang Army. Spread the word about the prostitute general! Phew! Hussar generals and military divisions! ”

Later, after urgent deliberation with me, Wei Shengjin, and Suodana, I finally came up with a clever plan: "Kaeseong to face the battle".

Although my Western Regions Empire has 50,000 troops, there are only 20,000 people stationed in the capital! When the Tuyuhun people in the city heard that the Tang army was coming, they were panicked, after all, everyone knew the achievements of the Tang Empire's army.

In order to appease people's hearts, I told the story in the main hall about how I helped Zhi Lose Sili to defeat the Tibetan army, and asked Wei Shengjin to show his flying knife, and the ministers finally calmed down when they saw that the hussar general had such a magic weapon.

Not only that, but several civil servants were also in high morale, and they all shouted that they would repay the emperor's favor and meet the enemy with me.

Ye Lingwen was worried about my safety, and he was clamoring to go out with me. Seeing her like this, I was in a good mood, and I persuaded her to stay and take care of the children.

After inspecting the harem that night, I rode out of the city with the general Wei Shengjin's army division Sodana and 5,000 cavalry and 500 crossbow cavalry to meet the battle.

Riding on a war horse, looking at the army marching on the grassland under the rising sun, I was suddenly full of pride:

The flag hunts the wolf smoke

The cold wind is like a knife and the sky is full of sand

Now 10,000 miles away from home

Commanded 100,000 cavalry

100,000 rides

North Strike Hu

Nan Po Tu

It is not my intention to dominate the Western Regions

When

Horses step on the Central Plains

Sword Dance Chang'an

Drunk listening to neon songs.

Hum! One day I'm going to Chang'an to taste Mei Niang!

The army walked for less than two hours, and from a distance, I saw that the Tang army in front of me had lined up to meet them!

But when I saw that the mountains were all over the field, and the black pressure was overwhelming, like a dark cloud covering the grass, I looked back at us, and it was obviously a big thing! My pride disappeared without a trace, and I immediately felt that my legs and stomach were weak, and I wanted to turn the horse's head and run away.

At this time, Wei Sheng Jin Zema leaned over to my side and whispered, "Qingyang! Panic what! We have a hundred rounds of crossbows, and the cavalry of Tuyuhun is also fiercer than the Tang Dynasty, and I have arranged three giant fire crossbows in the back, so you can rest assured! You have to like pretending, now is your chance! ”

Sure enough, my good brother understands me and knows that I am usually a master who bullies the weak and fears the hard. Wei Shengjin's words calmed me down.

I straightened my helmet, turned my head and glanced at the soldiers behind me domineeringly, Wei Shengjin and Suodana were guarding me left and right, and then I rode forward and shouted loudly: Please answer before the battle.

Soon, I saw a black-armored and red-robed general in the opposing camp riding a horse and slowly walking out.

"Don't come unharmed, brother!" The stubborn person on the other side spoke to me.

He didn't know my name and could only call me a brother.

I rode on horseback, held a whip in my hand, and pointed at my stubborn thinking power and shouted: "Stubborn thinking power, I have ascended the throne and become emperor, and I am on an equal footing with Li Shimin, how dare you call me a brother and sister?" ”

"Brother! Don't be obsessed, remove the emperor as soon as possible, write to Your Majesty to ask for guilt, I will also help you intercede Maybe there is still a glimmer of life, otherwise the army behind me is 100,000, and in a moment you can step on your city to the ground! ”

I am angry and funny in my heart, what an army of 100,000, obviously 50,000, it seems that we Chinese love to fool is a tradition since ancient times.

Looking at the majestic and majestic stubborn thinking power in the distance, I suddenly burst out of a nameless anger, your second uncle! If you Li Shimin are allowed to claim the title of king and hegemony, Lao Tzu will be exterminated if he is the king and hegemon? Who the is this rule?

I then rode forward and yelled at the stubbornness:

"You damn bitch, if it wasn't for Lao Tzu to save you, you would have been cut by the Tubo people a long time ago! What the fuck are you pretending to be in front of me now? Believe it or not, Lao Tzu can slap you against the wall, and you can't pick it off. Don't force yourself here, you don't have enough grade to fight against me with your bird-like appearance. Let Li Shimin's deflated three come over and fight with me, what kind of bullshit Admiral Tiance, he dares to come to Lao Tzu and rub him on the ground in minutes, do you believe it or not?

I shouted so hard that my throat hurt, but except for the soldiers beside me who looked at me dumbfounded, and in the distance I was obsessed with thought and seemed indifferent.

Only then did I remember that I was using Mandarin, and I couldn't understand it at all.

At this time, Sodhana leaned over, she handed me something the size of a mung bean, and said: "Your Majesty, if you wear this, it can not only translate your words into Tang Dynasty dialect at the same time, but also amplify the voice, this is what I removed from the spaceship, you can stick it to your mouth!" It's too far away, don't shout at the top of your voice! In addition, even if you translate what you said, Tang Jun on the other side probably won't understand it, and the damage is not enough! ”

I nodded, thinking that this girl was quite thoughtful, but unfortunately she was a robot, otherwise she could have considered being included in the harem.

It seems that if Tang Jun on the other side can understand my words, I'd better be elegant!

I immediately put the mung bean-sized megaphone on my face, and rode forward to laugh, only to hear the laughter resounding in the sky, still echoing in the air for a long time, and there was a commotion on both sides, and our morale was suddenly boosted!

But when I opened my mouth to speak, I was dumb, and the other party couldn't understand the cursing vernacular, and I didn't know how to chew the ancient text, let alone use the ancient language to scold people!

At this time, Sodhana leaned over again and whispered, "Your Majesty! If you really don't have any words to use, then refer to the article on Li Wei."

I was relieved when I heard this, so I didn't have to make a fool of myself in front of the officers and soldiers of the three armies, so I cleared my throat, straightened my helmet, and began to pretend:

"General Sili, Li Yuan was just a general of the Sui Dynasty at the beginning, with only a few thousand, taking advantage of the chaos in the world, and possessing the Central Plains for a few years, he dared to claim the number of days! His son Li Shimin killed his brother and killed his brother, mutilated his son and nephew, imprisoned his father and emperor, and occupied his brother and daughter-in-law. Lao Tzu today, I'm phew! Isn't it providence that I am slaying down the sins of heaven today, and the army is everywhere hoping to surrender to the wind? If the general is aware of the current affairs, he should respond to the heavens and come early, and I should stay as a general and wait for the vacant position! ”