Chapter 130: Hundred Officials Shocked! Your Majesty has really become stupid!
"That's enough, shut up!"
When it lasted for another half a pillar of incense, Li Shimin suddenly roared two sentences.
As soon as these words came out,
In an instant, the entire hall instantly calmed down.
Needle drops can be heard.
Those excited princes all looked at Li Shimin, filled with righteous indignation and panting, as if they wanted to listen to Li Shimin's explanation.
"What are you arguing about, I'm just holding my piglet, and that's it? Can you have a little insight? Can you have some vision?"
"This is another auspicious divine beast of my Tang Dynasty, even if it is said to be a national protector divine beast, it is not an exaggeration! What are you stirring up? It's really annoying, the summer worm can't say ice, hum!"
Li Shimin's voice revealed the arrogance of being high.
A bunch of uninformed old horsemen!
Do you know pork?
Do you know the plan of the king of Chu?
This is a good prescription for the world by the King of Chu, do you understand? It's really a bunch of guys who don't learn anything!
Look at what is going on in the world, a group of cows, horses, ghosts and gods.
Just like that, dare to talk in the court?
It's really .......
Litter!
Li Jing They are military generals, just don't know this, look at your group of distorted facial features, one by one with righteous indignation, staring at the heads bigger than the urinal, what kind of system they are here.
You know the!
A group of country elders!
Li Shimin was laughing wildly in his heart.
However, in fact, the piglet's sudden havoc in the hall was also a bit unexpected.
But.......
Looking at the inspired reaction of this group of people, Li Shimin immediately had an idea in his heart.
Seemingly, this is a great opportunity to promote pork.
As I saw just now, pigs, whether in the eyes of the upstream elites or in the eyes of the common people, are indisputably cheap meat.
This impression has become somewhat ingrained.
I want to break it.
It's a bit difficult to use conventional means to advertise or something.
In this way, it will definitely make the promotion of pork very slow.
But now in the hall, there is such a fierce debate, and when the time comes, it will be spread to the people, and the top-down promotion of pork will definitely have a much better effect than the regular promotion.
Much faster, too!
Speed is life!
Li Shimin is really eager to let the people now. Let Datang completely accept pork.
Without further ado!
He now has a plan in his heart, with the help of the head of the hundred officials, so that pork can be thoroughly promoted.
But as soon as his words fell, whether it was the pro-Li faction or the family, Pei Lian, Xiao Yu and others, they all exploded.
In terms of military generals, Li Jing, Qin Qiong and others were silent when they heard Li Shimin say this.
They were the people who followed Li Shimin back then, and they had been with him since he was the king of Qin, so they naturally knew Li Shimin better than any official.
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Li Shimin is not a person who is lost for no reason.
Could it be that this matter is .......
Something else?!
They looked at the piglet in Shimin's arms, and they had a bold idea in their hearts.
This thing can't also be found from the Chu Palace, right?
….
Could it be, it's still His Royal Highness the King of Chu's private money, right?!
They are Li Shimin's cronies, so they all know that the recent series of gods that benefit the world are all from the King of Chu.
At this moment.
As soon as this thought came to them, they felt that everything was clear in an instant.
But the rest of the rolling princes, they can't think of going here, some of them are connected
The King of Chu may not even know.
And at this time.
For those officials of the family, finding an opportunity to attack Li Shimin is like a piranha that has seen blood, rushing forward with a roar.
Completely kill the red eyes!
"Your Majesty, what do you call that? What summer insects can't be said to ice, we are correcting Your Majesty's mistakes!
"Yes, Your Majesty, you were wrong, do you want to continue to be wrong to the end?"
"This cheap thing, appearing in the main hall, is already outrageous enough, if it is spread out again, so that the people know, it is even more outrageous, this is a big joke in the world!
Pei Lone's crazy anger.
He guessed in his heart that Li Shimin must be making excuses for himself.
What auspicious?
What Protector Beast?
It's just a piglet, even if you put your mouth on the stone, you can't say it, this thing can be auspicious.
Just a hard mouth?!
Auspicious sign?
Can this pig be auspicious?
Amusing!
It's ridiculous!
"That's right, Your Majesty, what Pei Sikong said this time is right, what kind of protector beast, this word, Your Majesty, if you say it, it is outrageous enough."
"This, this, hiss....... what is it capable of? Can become the protector of my Tang Dynasty!
"We don't agree, Your Majesty, you just ask the people of Datang to see who can agree!"
"Ridiculous, too ridiculous, this cheap thing is useless at all, Your Majesty, the minister thinks that you have to admit your mistakes to the people of the world, go now, otherwise, today's early dynasty, I'm afraid it can only become the laughing stock of the people!
Xiao Yu echoed and yelled.
This time, it was the first time he stood in the same camp with Pei Lin in the court.
"That's right, Your Majesty go and admit your mistake, otherwise, I'm afraid I'll have to take on the name of a faint king."
"That's it, Your Majesty, other kings are obsessed with women, and we can actually understand a thing or two, but if you are ....... addicted to this kind of, aren't you also reducing yourself to such a?"
"If you say it, everyone in the world will laugh at it, Your Majesty, you are really going to be called all kinds of."
"Your Majesty, kill it quickly, and then apologize to the world!
「…….」
Hundreds of officials shouted one after another.
This voice is really higher than the other, and one is more fierce than the other.
They are excited!
The excitement is incomparable!
Naturally, there is no door to say this, how to say it coolly, how to stimulate Li Shimin to say it.
These days, the officials of the clan can be said to have a bad headache.
I was affected by various things.
Moreover, their buttocks are still aching, and some of them have not fully recovered.
In this way, Li Shimin made such a big mistake, screaming one by one, he was really angry, venting the depression in his heart.
Li Shimin looked at them one by one like hungry dogs for three days, and gently rubbed the piglet's head with his fingers.
….
"Just because you say so, slander me like this, believe it or not, I can still beat you thirty boards."
Li Shimin's voice was a little heavy, but it was extremely calm.
Let's make trouble, make trouble.
The happier the noise, the more people will pay attention, and the faster this pork can be promoted.
Everything is in the works.
"Hit us? Your Majesty, this thing, if you can say it, there is a use, you don't need to fight, I am willing to go directly to the city wall three times!"
Pei Lin shouted.
The corner of Li Shimin's eyes jumped, *** clothes walked around the city wall three times?!
It's a punishment, it's a bit exciting.
It seems that they are really very sure that this piglet is of no use at all.
Also!
Cheap meat, cheap things.......
These titles, piglets have been called for thousands of years, and the impression has long been ingrained.
Ay.......
Li Shimin sighed lightly.
Of course, this sigh is not for Pei Lone, but for the piglets to feel unfair.
Fortunately.
You have met the King of Chu, and this time, I can prove it for you.
"What can it be used for, that's too much, just eating meat can kill all animals in seconds."
Li Shimin said with a smile.
Eat meat?!
When Li Shimin said this, the entire hall was stunned.
Roll on, you look at me, I look at you, and there is a look in my eyes that I have misheard.
Listen, this is what a man can say?!
They really thought that Li Shimin's head was kicked by a donkey.
This Nima .......
Eat meat!
You can think of an excuse.
Cowhide!
Without a ten-year cerebral thrombosis, I can't think of an excuse.
As we all know, everyone knows that pork can be called cheap meat for the people, and the people are extremely disgusted, smelly and fishy.
Is the brain really broken?
The princes really thought that their ears were broken, but seeing Li Shimin's confident face, they could already be sure that it was really Li Shimin's brain that was broken.
Its meat, who eats it?
When Li Jing, Qin Qiong and the others heard this answer, they really looked at each other.
What is Your Majesty going to do....... exactly?
Oh, my God!
Eating pork?
Is it so crazy?
However, they really don't know what to say,
I can't answer that.
"Your Majesty, you ........"
Pei Lin pursed his lips.
There was a slight concern in his voice, and even a trace of pity in his eyes.
"Your Majesty, what did the Imperial Physician's Department say? Fangzi or something, can it all be opened? Do you want to eat it on time?"
Pei Lin swallowed his saliva, he really felt a little incredible.
Can Li Jiaerlang say this?
But if you have a little brain, you won't be so ....... so ***, right?
"Your Majesty, in my house, there is an old man who is very good at treating brain diseases, why don't you let him take a look .......?!"
Xiao Yu also whispered.
It seems that fear stimulated Li Shimin.
Li Shimin: .......
Fuck these guys!
Is this a suspicion that you have a brain disease?
"Look at the fart Langzhong, I'm fine."
Li Shimin's face was a little gloomy.
….
"Your Majesty, don't hold on, this pork is known to be inedible, that is, the people know that it can't be eaten, you ........"
"Ridiculous!"
Pei Lin waved down his sleeves and said.
"That's their pig can't be eaten, my pig, can be eaten, and in the future, my people in the Tang Dynasty will also be able to eat meat!"
Li Shimin shouted.
"Your Majesty, this ......., the tide is receding, let's retreat quickly, let's hurry up and let the imperial doctor come and take a look."
This is a deliberate attempt to refer to the deer as a horse, speechless.
Pei Lin said silently in his heart.
He urged Li Shimin to hurry down, and in his heart, he already had a plan.
After the end, the entire Chang'an City, no! The whole world will know about His Majesty's brain disease.
When the time comes.......
Maybe it will be the prince's chance!
Early enthronement!
It's not impossible!
Of course, all this must be investigated first, whether Li Shimin is really stupid.
Pei
Silence glanced at the official next to him.
The official instantly understood Pei Lian's meaning, and also took a step forward, sighed heavily, and said, "Your Majesty, you said that you can eat it if you can, the minister thinks that it is time to hurry down to the court, and then you go and rest."
"Recently, isn't Your Majesty too tired, why don't you rest for a few days?"
The official said.
Suddenly, it attracted a group of echoes.
Eldest Sun Wuji, Cheng Biting Jin, Du Ruhui and Wei Zheng: .......
The four were completely speechless.
No matter how much fuss is made, it will be transferred to His Majesty's brain disease.
But it's also true, if they didn't know that the pork in the Chu Wangfu was so delicious, they couldn't say, they would really take the imperial doctor to treat Li Shimin.
"A group of uninformed old horsemen, forget it, I don't bother to tell you, retreat!"
Li Shimin didn't bother to play with them.
Almost.
The atmosphere has been completely mobilized by himself, and it is estimated that in less than a day, the whole Chang'an City will upload the matter of pork.
As long as the pork from the Chu Wangfu comes out, it will definitely make Chang'an City shatter!
The promotion of pork can be regarded as a big step forward.
"However, if you slander me for no reason, your sin is so great that each person ....... be fined for one year, and each of you will be punished with thirty sticks."
Li Shimin said again.
This group of guys, don't fight for nothing, don't fight.
Besides, one by one scolding yourself for having a sick brain, this board should also be beaten!
The one-year fine is even more unexpected, and it can save a lot of expenses for the imperial court.
"Your Majesty, let's treat the disease with peace of mind first, and wait until the pork can be eaten, and it's not too late to fight." Pei Lin said.
"I want Your Majesty to heal the sick first, cure the sick first!" Another official nodded.
Everyone sent Li Shimin away.
When Li Shimin disappeared, there was an instant buzzing sound in the hall, and all the officials were discussing what was going on.
Li Jing, Wei Chi Jingde, Qin Qiong and others also immediately surrounded the eldest grandson Wuji and Du Ruhui.
"Auxiliary, what the hell is going on? Is Your Majesty really sick?"
"Yes, auxiliary, Your Majesty's brain is fine, how can you say such a ridiculous thing?"
"It's just that pork can be eaten, which is outrageous!"
….
"Do you know about this? Langzhong of the Tai Hospital, can there be a countermeasure?!"
「…….」
Several people also had deep concern on their faces.
I'm dying.
They want an exact answer, not their own estimates and conjectures.
This matter is really important.
What His Majesty said just now is really terrifying.
Can you eat pork?
This is also too outrageous for Nima.
Anyone with a little brain would never say such a thing.
To be honest, what Pei Lin said just now, they all thought about it in their hearts, and they even really had some doubts.
Your Majesty can't really have a brain disease, right?!
The eldest grandson Wuji, Cheng Yanjin, Du Ruhui and Wei Zheng all didn't know how to answer.
They know the truth.
And these pork, their effects and tastes, they are all experienced by themselves.
But now, they can't say anything else.
What His Majesty is doing today must have his deep meaning, more or less, and the eldest grandson Wuji can also guess some of the purpose.
This morning, His Majesty said this, except for taking the opportunity to promote pork, it seems that there is no other purpose.
With the help of hundreds of officials, the name of pork resounded throughout Chang'an.
But.......
Whether it was or not, the four of them were still unsure.
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