Volume 1 Taiping Mountain Enmity Chapter 0035 Lao Tu is extraordinary
Soon, the stout man got his portrait, and he nodded while looking at it and said, "Yes, yes, I have drawn Lao Tzu's handsome and mighty." ”
As he spoke, he thrust the knife into the ground, opened his big eyes, and shouted, "Why is it only half a body? Could it be that you cursed Lao Tzu to die with a single sword? ”
Hou Feibai was stunned, what kind of curse is this?
In line with the service tenet of customer first and customer is God, Hou Feibai patiently explained: "Brother Tu, you have also seen that the portraits I gave to other monsters are also half-bodyed, and there is no other meaning. ”
"Lao Tzu doesn't care, you have to paint Lao Tzu completely!" Tu's loud voice was loud and loud.
Hou Feibai glanced at him and said lightly: "Yes, you have to add money." ”
Tu Da was stunned for a moment, and said loudly: "Didn't Lao Tzu give you a spirit stone?" The big guys see it, don't they? ”
The joys and sorrows of humans and demons may not be the same, but the virtue of liking to watch the excitement is almost the same.
"That's right, that's right, Tu Da gave you a spirit stone!"
"You monster, you're insatiable!"
"Go and ask for a division to come and take down this painter!"
“……”
The onlookers talked about it, mostly because of Tu Da's grievances.
Hou Feibai pointed to the portrait in Tu Da's hand and said, "Everyone, a spirit stone paints a portrait, but it is the price of Tong Suo. ”
As he spoke, he looked around and continued, "Now that he wants to draw a new one, he will naturally give another spirit stone. You will have to administer justice for me. ”
"That's right, that's it! Chirp! Bai Duo'er stood up to support Hou Feibai, after taking the Tongtian Spirit Fruit, she had successfully set foot in the Nine Rank Gathering Spirit Realm, although she couldn't transform into a shape, she was already able to speak.
"If you don't have a spirit stone, you don't want a portrait!"
"How can there be a reason not to say it before painting, and then regret it after painting!"
"I see you Tu Da is trying to repay the debt, right?"
“……”
Other banshees followed.
Sure enough, no matter in the world or the great wilderness, appearance is justice is the ultimate truth that cannot be broken.
The sudden change caught Tu Da off guard, and he grabbed the knife stuck in the ground in a fit of rage, and shouted at Bai Duo'er: "What, Lao Tzu's knife is not powerful enough? ”
Seeing that Tu Da was annoyed and ashamed, the other monsters who originally supported him also changed their words.
"You rammer, are we afraid that you won't succeed?"
"I advise you to pay the spirit stone obediently, otherwise we won't be able to spare you!"
"The portrait is for the spirit stone, I think it's a matter of course!"
“……”
The position of the melon-eating masses changed so fast that Tu Da was uncomfortable, he was panting with a knife, and he was in a dilemma for a while.
Hou Feibai took the opportunity to stretch out two fingers and smiled slightly: "Two spirit stones, I'll draw you another full-body portrait." ”
"Humph! Two is two! Tu Qi groaned and took out two spirit stones and threw them to Hou Feibai.
Hou Feibai took it with a smile and put it in his pocket.
Then, Hou Feibai unfolded the easel, spread out a larger piece of paper, and drew seriously.
Buts and full-length portraits are drawn in a completely different way.
But as a well-known young painter in Kyushu, this is completely difficult for Hou Feibai.
In only a quarter of an hour, he painted a full-body portrait of Tu Da.
In the portrait, Tu Da's eyes are blazing and squinting ahead, the door panel-like big knife is beside him, and behind him is Hou Feibai's fictional landscape scene, which sets off Tu Da's momentum.
"Not bad, not bad! This is Lao Tzu! Tu Da took his whole body and smiled, "Today, Lao Tzu invites you to drink!" ”
Tu Da's attitude changed so quickly that it was difficult for Hou Feibai to adapt for a while, and he was also a man of temperament...... No, demon.
Hou Feibai looked up at the fact that it was almost noon, and said with a smile: "Eh, today I made a small profit from Brother Tu's hands, why don't I be the east, how about it?" ”
"Haha...... You kid is good, to Lao Tzu's appetite, go, go to a restaurant to drink. Tu Da stretched out his fan-sized palm and patted Hou Feibai's shoulder, laughing.
After collecting the portrait stall, Hou Feibai took Bai Duoer and Tu Da into a restaurant.
In the corner of the restaurant, Dan Min saw two men and a white fox coming in at the door, and his eyes suddenly narrowed.
He didn't know the two men, but from the appearance, he could see that the handsome monster should be a monkey demon, the strong and ugly, but a little unsure.
But he knew the white fox: Bai Duoer!
At the beginning, Tuling had a portrait handed down by the Su family, and he had seen it.
Since it is Bai Duoer, the monkey demon who walked together is not Hou Qi who killed Danyu? He's really eight-grade?
Thinking of this, he put the matter of the Nine Grades counterattacking the Eight Grades behind, and decided that Hou Qi was already the Eighth Rank at that time, but Dan Yu didn't find out.
"Did you see those three monsters coming in at the door?" Dan Min whispered to Dangu, another mountain wolf demon sitting with him.
"Huh?" The golden lotus in Dangu's body has grown a flower bone, which can be called stepping into the seven-grade psychic realm, and it is the bodyguard that Dan Xiao arranged for his youngest son after Danyu's accident.
"Brother Yu was killed by that monkey demon."
This sentence caused Dangu to pause, and his eyes when he looked at Hou Feibai became cold and cruel.
Hou Feibai's table of wine and food came up quickly.
Ten miles of incense, venison jerky, plus a few seasonal freshness.
Hou Feibai, who had just earned three spirit stones, was very arrogant when he ordered food.
"Come on, Brother Hou, try the specialty of a restaurant......"
"Come on, Brother Hou, Shilixiang, this wine is not ...... elsewhere"
"Little white fox, don't just gnaw on that chicken paw......"
"Ouch, little white fox, venison jerky, you leave some ...... for my brother"
"Little white fox, eat more vegetables to lose weight......"
Tu Da was very enthusiastic, which made Hou Feibai more passive.
Looks like I'm the last to dig out the spirit stone, right?
But thinking that this spirit stone had just been earned from Tu Da, Hou Feibai's heart was balanced.
This side of the carriage is staggered, constantly pushing the cup and changing the lamp.
Over there, Dan Min and Dan Gu didn't eat well, the two demons muttered something quietly, and looked at Hou Feibai from time to time.
"What are you looking at?! Straight sissy thief! Tu Da shouted, the sound was like thunder, and a restaurant was buzzing.
Where are you in the Northeast? Hou Feibai almost couldn't help but ask.
He followed Tu Da's line of sight and saw the face that was somewhat similar to Dan Yu, and immediately knew that the other party must be a monster of the Wolf Clan in the mountains.
Hou Feibai sneered, raised his glass to Tu and said, "Brother Tu, don't pay attention to it, it's just a pig and a dog." ”
Dan Min was young and vigorous, and after listening to Hou Feibai's words, he stood up suddenly, pointed at Hou Feibai, and shouted: "You killed my brother, and you dare to come out to show off the market!" I don't think you're far off! ”
Regarding Dan Min's words, Hou Feibai was indifferent, and spoke to Tu Da with a smile: "Brother Tu, I see that you are heroic and extraordinary, I don't know what kind of handsome person you are?" ”
"Brother Hou, old ...... Lao Tu, I'm a blood lion. ”
Tu Dayuan wanted to say that Lao Tzu was a blood lion, but after thinking about it, it was inappropriate, and he called himself Lao Tu.
"Look at my hairy face, isn't it so powerful? To tell you the truth, Lao Tu and I are covered with this kind of hair, and many little banshees have fallen down on my Lao Tu's majestic appearance. ”