"You also have to think about me, a person who is almost a hundred years old has never been married! Who would think so much useless; My body is not very clean? ”

The alien wanted to hold the hand of the demon body, but as soon as he stretched it out, he retracted it and shouted, "Let's go!" ”

The demon body was indignant in his heart, and he really wanted to scold Suo Di a few words, but he thought about angering him again, it was a hundred-meter-long demon poison dragon; Bear with it, and I'm about to leave......

"Whew", Suo Wanguan and the national teacher appeared, and the national teacher asked: "Is it your business that matters?" Or is Suo Wanguan's matter important? ”

As soon as the demon body saw the national teacher, his body shrank by half, and he trembled a little; Bow your head and remain silent, waiting for orders.

"Let's move Suo Wanguan's family first! Lean back on the rest! ”

The demon body had no choice but to obey the order, and was about to fly, when an alien shouted out: "Beloved; Wait for me! He was stunned for a moment before he flew away; The alien woman followed closely; The two demonic dragons also wanted to see the results.

The national teacher is not against the two of them being together, as long as they don't delay their work! Just out of the hole; The alien woman is afraid of the sun and wants to shrink back; It's still a step too late; It slowly turns into water in front of everyone, burrows into the soil, and disappears......

"Ghosts; Hell yes! Suo Di Demon Poison Dragon shouted a terrifying voice.

The demon body couldn't understand it for a long time, and asked, "How can this be?" ”

The national teacher made no secret of it: "This kind of thing saved by magic can only work in a black hole; The general yin spirits are afraid of sunlight. ”

The demon liver recounted the situation just now, and shouted, "Old man; Can there still be people living here? ”

"Yes! Let me get the ghosts out of the cave, won't it be clean? ”

“……”

"No one has died in the cave, it's a lie! Where are there no dead people? The problem must know how to drive away? What if the land that has died cannot be inhabited? So; Where do the living live? ”

Suo Wanguan's face turned white with fright, and he shouted loudly: "I can't live in this hole, it's too terrifying!" If my women, in the middle of the night...... I can't imagine it! ”

The national teacher had no choice but to throw out a sentence: "I can't stop it!" Can't blame me for not arranging it for you! This is the case on the island; This is also a cave, and there are also people dead in it! Why is there nothing at all? ”

"Nope! I will build a pavilion; Let my family live in a comfortable environment! ”

"Even if it can be built; and dwell in a cave for a while; What if it rains? ”

Suo Wanguan walked around, unable to make up his mind. The voice of the demon liver came out of the demon poison dragon: "Old father-in-law! Let's stay for a while! No time; As soon as it gets dark; The island is full of wild ghosts, and you won't be able to take care of it then! ”

"Didn't you say there are no ghosts on the island? How to ......"

There was a bit of chill in the eyes of the national teacher, and he said, "There is almost no land without ghosts!" Don't be afraid; As long as you are good at exorcism, isn't it clean? ”

"Who's going to drive it?"

"Of course it's me! Would you? ”

"You can drive it! Let everyone see it too! ”

The national teacher is a good time to show off himself; Pretend to punch in the east and palm in the west, and the tiger is vigorous. One will fly high, the other will enter the valley, and he will be tired and sweating profusely to Suo Wanguan, follow his line of sight, and violently push out his palms; Suddenly, a blue light flashed on the opposite side, and the picture kept scrolling, and it took a long time to stop. A close-up picture catches everyone's eye; The woman was black, without hair, with a pair of large pear-shaped jewel black eyes, shining with spiritual light, and without a single cloth on her body; About eighty centimeters tall. The eyes of the demon body were opened to the maximum, and he couldn't help but shout: "Alien woman! ”

"Hey, Eun Gong! Don't ask for conditions, marry me now, right? Aliens are very capable of having children; A year later, you are guaranteed to give birth to two chubby sons. ”

"Although I have never married, I have heard people say: people are different from other animals, they can only give birth to one child a year, and they will never have two sons!"

"You don't understand that, do you? I've had children; Every time you get pregnant, it's definitely twins, and it's definitely a son when you're born! They can give you the continuation of the incense! Hurry up; It's a rare opportunity; In case I change my mind, I won't have a chance! ”

Hearing this, the demon body rubbed his hands and walked around, unable to make up his mind, and asked, "National teacher; Can you help me think about it? ”

"Your brain has been bad since you were a child, and you have only been a widower for so many years! If you are more flexible, when you are young, you will have a wife, won't you have a wife? Would you still consider marrying a female ghost now? ”

"Is she really a female ghost? Why is it exactly the same as people? How can this big lady not be afraid of the sun? ”

"You are also a man of magic; The blue light is dark, so that you can see the things in the underworld; If you change to red or yellow light, these colors, ghosts dare not approach; Of course I can't see it? ”

The demon body is reluctant to let go; This marriage was not easy to come by, and said: "Can you remove her from the blue light, I want to take it away!" ”

"She's an alien-turned-ghost; Everyone knows that people and ghosts have different paths! Are you dazed? Don't even understand such a simple truth? ”

The more the demon body listened, the more reluctant he became, and said, "National teacher; Please, get her out, right? Or, I'll never have a woman! ”

Suo Wanguan really couldn't listen to it, and inevitably nagged two sentences: "A female ghost, I don't know what to do?" Marriage is for marriage; What is the purpose of your marriage? ”

"You have a herd of wives and concubines, of course you say so! If you give me one; You don't have to marry a ghost? ”

The more Suo Wanguan listened, the more wrong it became; This guy has no woman, will he become a flower thief? As the saying goes: If you are not afraid of people stealing, you are afraid of thieves; As long as there is such a person, you have to beware and say, "Marry if you want!" Don't pull me in! ”

The voice of the demon liver came out of the mouth of the demon poison dragon: "If you marry, you will marry, and you are not allowed to worry about my old father-in-law!" Now that Suo Di has received the permission of my father, she will be the princess in the future! ”

"The Little Prince; Rest assured! I just want an alien woman in the blue light; If you can get her out, that's easy! ”

The Demon Liver had to use the eyes of the Demon Poison Dragon to face the national teacher and said, "Quickly find a way!" Anyway, the alien woman gave it to him, as for whether it is a human or a ghost, it is his personal business; No need to bother! ”

The words of the little prince; The national teacher must buy it! Who doesn't know that today's prince is tomorrow's king? Push the blue light straight with both hands, and slowly walk into the big hole; The light dimmed; The blue light is very bright; The alien woman didn't need to shout, she flew out directly from it, burrowed into the body of the demon body, and after a violent tremble, she stopped and was fine; I was very excited to have an alien woman in my heart! Quietly shouted in public: "......"

"In! It's safe that way! I will live in your heart forever! ”

"Aren't you going to give birth to a child for me?"

"Don't be in such a hurry! It's not in a hurry! I'll figure it out! ”

"Are you in my body, is there anything else you can think about?"

"The so-called cats have cats and cats, and rats have rat roads; As soon as I walk this road, you will understand! ”

Suo Wanguan can't wait; This show wasted a lot of time again; Say, "Exorcise the demons!" It's hard to move when it's dark! ”

As the national teacher walked, he looked around, searching for the ghosts inside; The blue light is sometimes dark and bright, sometimes shaking violently, as if something is moving.

"Look!" Suo Di shouted in horror; Everyone's eyes never left the blue light, and what flashed by, no one else could see clearly, but she could see it clearly. Suo Qifan's voice came from the body of the Demon Poison Dragon: "Where? ”

“……”

"We didn't see it; How do you know? ”

"It's a dark shadow, and her body looks like an alien woman in a demon body!"

"We didn't see anything; The so-called hearing is false; To see is to believe; What you say doesn't count! ”

Suo Di was very angry, and snorted in the face of the demon poison dragon: "I don't want to deal with you!" What the hell! ”

When the demon liver heard this, he also had an opinion: "How did you become an elder brother?" Won't you let your sister order? ”

"She's my sister! Do you want to manage it too? I don't know what my last name is? ”

"Dare to be verbose; Lao Tzu punched you to death! ”

"Lao Tzu still beats people!"

"That's it! Stop arguing! Now look at the national teacher to exorcise ghosts! Suo Wanguan was tired of hearing this, and had to shout angrily: "Let them all shut up!" ”

And it worked; The lowest demon liver did not dare to offend the old father-in-law; If he wants to repent, won't this family business be over? The national teacher pushed the blue light with both hands and walked inside, and came to the place where the alien woman was hanging; dense black shadows appear in the blue light; The noise was loud: "This is the alien girl I saw, do you want to use your brain too?" ”

"What didn't the alien girl promise you? Who's got it? ”

"Fart! I don't get a piece of wood for her to hang, you want, there is no door? ”

"Do you think you have a lot of credit? If I kill someone, can't I hate you? I still want to marry; Are you dreaming of spring and autumn? ”

The more the national teacher listens, the more annoying he becomes; Free his left hand, slap it into the blue light, "boom", and the palm wind rushes in; The shadow flickered and disappeared.

"Didn't hit!" The Demon Liver shouted.

"I know I didn't hit; These are but shadows; Even if you hit, it's the same. ”

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