Chun'er is very depressed! I wonder what the old man thinks? A big question mark flashed in my head. At this moment, the familiar sound of the send-off horn was heard in the distance; Chun'er hasn't reacted yet......

With a "whoosh", the door opened; Suo Wanguan changed into a groom's outfit; With a big red flower on his chest, he walked out of the bedroom in a panic, and without looking at Chun'er, he went out; personally open the door of the compound; With a smile on his face, he stared ahead; The door was also full of family members, dressed in makeup and beaming. Chun'er was dressed in casual clothes and was very surprised! Master Suo is too secretive! arranged for a night, but did not show the news; It's laughable.

"Tick tick" for a while; The sedan chair was lifted in front of Suo Wanguan and stopped; A horn is louder than a sound, and everyone understands the meaning. Suo Wanguan instructed the woman next to him to give money, and the horn stopped.

Chun'er has a sense of power; Looking around, as if it had nothing to do with him; The words that Master Suo said next to his pillow sounded in his ears: "When the bride marries in, you are still the manager; You are the person I trust the most; spend the night with her; I will take time to come and accompany you during the day. This comforted the kind-hearted Chun'er; After many years of marriage, he did not give birth to a son and a half daughter to his master, and it seems that it is natural for him to marry a wife. Now the sedan chair has just fallen; The old man has changed his face, and the future will be even more difficult! I felt very lost......

As soon as the sedan chair stopped, I couldn't help but think about it; The send-off master in front of the palanquin man opened the curtain, got in and took the bride's hand, and slowly got down from the palanquin! Dressed in red all over his body, he wears a hijab on his head; Chun'er couldn't help but shout: "Is it the bride that Master Suo wanted?" ”

The host can't answer; The iceman came out of nowhere, squeezed to the front, and said, "Absolutely! If you go into the new house and check it out, won't you? ”

Master Suo has also seen it from a distance, and he has not seen a series of things such as sides, standing postures, and sitting appearances; I also have to search the memory in my brain to find out the woman in that impression. Those who send relatives can only be delivered to the door; Chun'er took the initiative to take the bride's hand, and whispered into her ear: "You have to serve the master well, there will be many benefits in the future!" ”

There was no response inside; Chun'er has heard that there are also people who mess with their relatives, and let a man dressed as a woman play the bride, causing a lot of ugly things! However, since Huidao has appeared, this possibility is very small.

After Mr. Suo sent the red money, he followed closely behind him, and he had to point out to find a new house; Entering the house, there are big red seal words posted everywhere, which is very festive! The whole new house has a new look; All the people did not hide it, but only themselves; I felt sour in my heart, and I couldn't help tears rolling down.

New houses are new; New beds, new quilts, new mosquito nets. The most striking thing is that the square table is full of wine and food; It means that after eating here, you have to ...... How can Chun'er not feel it? The position that originally belonged to him will soon be replaced by others; The heart was sour, louder than the cry when the bride left her mother's house. Suo Wanguan is not used to it; didn't give face, and shouted in front of his subordinates: "Let's go!" ”

When all the people are gone, they are not moving; Can Master Suo not understand? Husband and wife for ten years, the moles on their bodies are clear everywhere; Whispered, "You can go too!" I'll take the time to spend with you. ”

The saddest thing is Chun'er, who is reluctant to leave! Covering his face, he quietly cried and left. Master Suo can't wait for a second; After closing the door, insert the latch; I didn't even want to look at the flowers and wine on the table, so I lifted the red hijab in a panic; A delicate red woman's face is revealed, which at first glance does not seem to be; Take a closer look, and search for the memories in your brain to confirm that it's her.

The woman's voice came out: "Dead old man! How old are you? Still want to marry a yellow flower girl? My dad agreed to marry you! Just let him get married! I forced someone to marry a stranger I didn't know! Don't come near me; Do you know what martial arts are? ”

"Hey! What does a woman do when she learns that? Since you are married, you are my person! As the saying goes, marry a chicken with a chicken, marry a dog with a dog; Do you still have a choice now? ”

The bride said in a manly voice, "Are you stupid? There is no distinction between men and women! I'm not a woman! Can't share a bed with you! ”

Suo Wanguan was stunned; She is dressed as a woman, and her little face is so delicate, how can she make a man's voice like a male duck? He was very angry and yelled: "Damn the iceman! Is this your masterpiece? Do I tip you less? Why did you treat me like that? ”

The bride roared in a man's voice again: "Don't hurry up yet!" ”

Suo Wanguan originally wanted to call people; But no! This is a newly married bride, isn't it equivalent to the ugliness of the family? Walking around the house with hands behind his back, there was nothing he could do.

The bride's voice came out again: "Let you leave quickly!" What's going on? ”

"You, you, you, deceived me, and you dare to hum at me! See if I'm going to fix you properly? ”

Suo Wanguan picked up the top door bar from behind the door; Gritting his teeth at the bride's head and smashing it down; Obviously sitting on the bed; The moment it was laid, it was gone; With a "bang", the mosquito net was knocked and bounced back on the bed; When the bride came to the front was also confused, and kicked over; kicked Master Suo over and slammed it against the door; The bride's embroidered shoes stepped directly on his neck and threatened: "If you dare to hit the bride again, I will stomp you to death!" ”

Suo Wanguan felt a lot of power; I couldn't even get angry, I was scared into a cold sweat, threw the top door bar, and leaned against the door, giving people an eerie feeling.

The bride withdrew her feet and roared, "Get out! ”

Suo Wanguan got up, embarrassed; In a panic, he opened the door, crawled out with a roll, and came to Chun'er, it was not dark yet; Seeing her crying alone; Trying to cry out all the disappointment.

"Hey—we've been deceived! The bride is a guy dressed as a woman! ”

Suo Wanguan's voice stunned Chun'er; After being stunned for a while, he came back to his senses and asked, "......"

“……”

"This damn way; Took so much of our money and got a fake woman to do a perfunctory thing! I'll look for her tomorrow! ”

"Nope! Go now! ”

"You don't look at the time either? Is it still too late? As an iceman, in addition to being able to speak, he also has to run around to have a red line to lead! ”

"I don't care! If you can't find it, you won't come back Suo Wanguan shouted: "Come on! ”

The maid beside Chun'er bowed her head and came to him, waiting for orders.

"Arrange for me and the hostess to go out."

The maid is gone; Suo Wanguan walked around in place, thinking hard about how to deal with it. Chun'er said casually: "If it really doesn't work, I'll quit the marriage!" ”

"That's right! Divorce! What else do you want? Suo Wanguan finally had an answer; A shout came from outside the door: "The sedan chair has arrived!" ”

They didn't have time to change their clothes; Sovan wears a groom's outfit and a big red flower on his chest; Chun'er was dressed in civilian clothes and hurried into the sedan chair; The big sedan chair carried by these four people "rattles" all the way, which is similar to the sound of the bed shaking, and I am used to hearing it; You can also find comfort. The most anxious is Suo Wanguan, looking around and shouting: "Hurry!" Come on! "His heart is black and oppressive; The feeling of being deceived by others is clear only to oneself; Others can't understand it.

The people carrying the sedan chair were tired and sweating; Running non-stop like a horse; I'm about to get tired, and it's here.

Suo Wanguan looked around, wondering where the iceman lived? Ask: "Isn't that the one you invited?" ”

Chun'er knows better than anyone else that it is best not to find; He said, "I don't know where she lives." It was a coincidence that day; Asking everywhere, she happened to talk to people; After waiting for a long time, I told her about it, and it was done. ”

"What now?"

“……”

Suo Wanguan had to order the sedan chair man: "Ask when you see someone!" Then he got into the sedan chair and sat down. There are eight sedan chair bearers, four of whom take turns to carry, and four of them are idle, so that they can ask when they meet people; People told them where they were, so they ran there, and they were busy for most of the night, but they didn't find anyone; Had to be carried home. Old Man Suo was exhausted, and he didn't wash his face and feet, so he went to bed; The one leaning on the pillow is still Chun'er; The two whispered and said all the discomfort in their hearts; Didn't expect it to be so harmonious? The sound of the bed shaking is exactly the same as the sound of the "quack" sedan chair; The second time I was exhausted, and I fell asleep unconsciously.

The rest of the time is to find the Iceman; Months passed, and there was still no news. Chun'er's face was full of spring, and she whispered to Suo Wanguan: "I have it!" "Master Suo couldn't be happy when he heard this; The matter of marriage has always puzzled me. Until one day, the next person came to report, "I found the Iceman!" ”

Suo Wanguan and Chun'er, who was about to give birth, rushed out angrily; The gate of the courtyard wall was opened; Huidao greeted him with a smile on his face and shouted, "Congratulations, master!" Congratulations to you! It's almost time to get there! ”

"What red line are you pulling? Why get a man? Gave him food and clothing for nothing? ”

"Blame me for not telling you beforehand; She is a woman and knows several male voices; Let you double-check; Did you do it? ”

"Check the fart! What's that bride called? And hit people! ”

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