"You can't call the old mother-in-law! Don't you see that my dad didn't agree? ”

"You don't understand that, do you? The old father-in-law had ideas; If your sister doesn't marry me, she won't be able to get married! Who would dare to come near her? At the same time, I hope your sister will become what she used to be! Do you think this is possible? ”

", say! Lao Tzu beat you to death! ”

"Is Lao Tzu afraid of you? The body is connected, and you still fart like this? Didn't you hear your sister call me a lover? You are the future uncle, you still don't understand? ”

"Knock knock!" Suo Qifan used his fist to fight back in the front chest of the demon liver. "Papapa" Demon Liver slapped him in the face with his palm......

"That's it!" Suo Wanguan shouted at the demonic dragon that was invisible in the blue light. After a while, the Demon Liver and Suo Qifan's heads were separated, and the back of the head was against the back of the head - it was very difficult to do things! In addition to beating, they kept scolding.

"Old mother-in-law—come back quickly! It's your long dress, see? ”

"Lao Tzu told you not to shout like that? Why can't you listen to it? ”

"Your sister is married to me! Don't shout so; You taught me a shout? ”

"Who agreed? Don't be sentimental! ”

"Think about it! This is the Magic Island! Without the strong support of my father, the King; Your parents don't even have a place to live? ”

"Others can't understand it, do you think I don't understand? My family is like this, it's all your fault! ”

"What's wrong with me?"

"Also asked! Don't you understand in your heart? ”

Suo Di Demon Poison Dragon came to the blue light and shouted inside: "Demon Liver - do you see my mother's soul?" ”

"I haven't seen it yet! Isn't the national teacher casting a spell? ”

"Don't mess around inside, come out! Influence the operation of the national teacher. ”

Demon Liver and Suo Qifan pulled each other around, rolling all the way, turning into a demon poison dragon head and coming out of the blue light. The national teacher's peachwood sword is only one foot long, and it is wearing the long skirt of the old mother-in-law, and I don't know how many times it has turned. The sound of "woo woo" is more terrifying than a ghost! Suddenly, in a flash, the pure soul appeared in the blue light, and the cry came out: "It was good!" It's over, I was caught by the male ghost, locked up with him, and I did everything! As a woman who adheres to chastity, I have no face to come back! It's still the courage of the male ghost, thinking that it has locked my heart, so he released it; I saw my dress from afar, I don't know who got it here? This skirt is precious, it is a handicraft bought at a high price, isn't it a pity to throw it here? ”

Seeing that the opportunity had come, the national teacher used magic to collect it, took Chun'er's soul out of the blue light, held it tightly in his right hand, and floated down beside her lying down, and personally sent it into her body with palm light. It worked; Chun'er's eyelids trembled violently for a while, and then they opened, her eyes deep and bright, shining with a black gem aura; The first thing I said was to ask, "Where am I?" ”

“……”

"Do we have a place to stay?"

The national teacher immediately sent his face over and said, "I found it, it's in the cave on the side of the front!" ”

"I have a home, why should I live in a cave?"

Suo Wanguan explained: "Maybe you forgot! Your home ......"

"Old mother-in-law; Are you finally awake? It was I who asked the national teacher to help you call your soul to recover. ”

"Who are you? How so? ”

"I am your son-in-law; Have you forgotten? ”

Chun'er seems to be thinking about it, and doesn't remember anything. Suo Di's dragon head stretched out, scaring her so much that she almost fainted, and it took a long time to come back to her senses and ask, "Who are you?" Do I know you? ”

"I am your daughter, and my brother Soqifan and I are twins; Have you forgotten? ”

Chun'er's bright eyes darkened; Throw out a sentence: "I don't have twins like you; I remember giving birth to a boy and a girl; How can it be a dragon? ”

"Old mother-in-law; Think about it, who is the person who sent him up the mountain to learn kung fu? ”

"It was given by the master; I don't know! I heard that it was messed up, and I sent my family to encircle and suppress it! ”

"Yes! Master's kung fu is very high; Teach us to be like this! ”

"It's hard to listen to your voice; Did you take advantage of the fire to rob you? ”

"Mother, you're mistaken! He was my father's designated son-in-law, and we were able to come to Magic Island. ”

"Huh? Magic Island? No wonder I was locked in a space by a ghost, he ......"

"Say no more!" Suo Wanguan's face burned to the base of his ears; Chun'er doesn't care that he cares! Who wants to be a cuckold? It's still ghostly; How humiliating?

"Huh? You all know it? I don't think I told anyone. ”

"There's something wrong with your brain! Stop talking! Suo Wanguan's gaze moved to the face of the national teacher and asked, "......"

The national teacher didn't make a move, he pushed with both hands, and the blue light came out, facing Chun'er's brain; I found a small black dot inside, magnified it tenfold, and it was still the same: "Is this the thing that is wrong?" ”

When it was time for the demon body to reveal itself, it shouted, "Let me come!" A flash of magic light drilled in, and with a "boom", it bounced back; After failing several times in a row, he asked, "How can this be?" ”

"Who do you ask? Is magic going backwards? The national teacher said: "It looks like a small black dot, but there is a university question hidden in it." ”

"Old man; Let me do it! ”

"You? Don't join in the fun, little prince! Not even a demon body! What can you do? ”

"Bold! You also know that I am the little prince! Gotta listen to me! ”

"Good, good! You can do it if you want! It's your old mother-in-law anyway! ”

"Huh?" Chun'er was very surprised: "Do you think so too?" ”

"This is what your lord has decided; The little prince called your old mother-in-law, just accept it quickly! Even Suo Wanguan recognized it! ”

Chun'er's gaze looked for a while, fell on Suo Wanguan's face, and asked, "Is this true?" ”

"What else do you want? Your twins have become demonic dragons, what kind of family are you still looking forward to Suo Di marrying? ”

"It's all my fault! If not to be unconscious! It's just such a pair of twins, and it's actually ......."

"Okay, let your son-in-law help you remove the little black dot in your brain!"

"Let's get light! That's a brain melon, once you use your brain, you can't wake up! ”

"Old mother-in-law; The son-in-law understands in his heart; You can rest assured! Guaranteed to be so light that it doesn't feel good! The demonic dragon spat out the dragon qi from its mouth, locked the black dots, sucked it lightly, and flew into its mouth to eat it.

The national teacher moved the blue light to face the demon poison dragon and found that the black spot he ate was Suo Qifan; And the devil's liver is showing face on the surface; secretly but generously to others; I felt a little strange in my heart, so I didn't speak in my heart, and shouted: "Hey, how's it going?" ”

"I don't feel anything, it's good!" The Demon Liver shouted proudly.

"Of course you're fine, and you haven't eaten; I was stuffy after eating it; I don't know what the hell? ”

"Soqifan, do you feel like a ghost?"

"No, no, no! Even ghosts eat it, this kind of thing, it's going to be fine! ”

Suo Di's demon poison dragon looked at the blue light for a while and said, "Maybe the key is in the black dot!" ”

This sentence reminded the national teacher, free his left hand, a palm of the wind, into the black spot, after a while, it became bigger and bigger, "bang", after the explosion, a puff of black smoke came out, flying out of the nostrils of the demon poison dragon, and there was a yin laugh of "hahaha".

"It turned out that the ghost was hiding in the black spot; No wonder Suo's wife said so many nonsense! ”

Suo Wanguan was reluctant to listen to the words of the national teacher, he was very depressed, and he didn't dare to offend; I'm about to move into a cave, and I'll have to rely on the help of a magician.

"Huh" was very loud, Chun'er suddenly elongated, conjuring up the brain of the Demon Poison Dragon, and then the body became longer and longer, and after reaching a hundred meters, it looked exactly the same as Suo Di Demon Poison Dragon!

"Oh my God! My wife has also become a demonic dragon, what can I do? ”

"It's not that you blame your son-in-law, you have to suck black spots from her brain; Now I'm poisoned! ”

"Old man, how do you speak? Do you see the black dot that I ate? ”

"Oh? Blame me for forgot; I saw from the blue light just now, the black dot is in Suo Qifan's stomach, which means that your son ate it. ”

"Why didn't I see that?"

"You ask the magician, there are so many people, they all see it!"

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