Chapter 52: The Dream Comes True for the First Time I feel too tender
"Mom, you're in your thirties, almost fifty years old, and you haven't gone through any difficulties! Well, now that he has become a demon poison dragon, he has to avenge his master; Take our home back! Didn't you say that the man named the king drove the old man to the magic island? ”
"It's called King Xia; I hate him too! once persuaded his father to lie down and taste his courage; However, he broke one of his legs and became disabled; Unachievable! Put all your hopes in me; Let me fulfill his unfulfilled wish! ”
"Okay! Mom has your back! where to hit; Wherever you go; Mom will be with you to the end! ”
The more Suo Qifan listened, the more wrong he became, and asked, "Do you really want to fight with the Demon Liver?" I'm so old, I should rest, let me and Suo Di do it, right? ”
"It was a little old; But under the ignition of your brother-in-law, he has become more than twenty years younger, and now he is about the same age as you! If I'm with your sister, people will definitely think it's sisters, do you think you should thank him? ”
"Who am I not thanking for? He was shameless and snatched my sister; I still want to call my uncle, I am very depressed! ”
"It's to blame your heart for not letting go; The so-called men should get married, and women should get married; It's human nature! You should modify your brain, delete the mess, and the problem will be solved! ”
"Mother! Why do you always favor him? ”
"Do you want to call Mom in the future? Blame your father for teaching him; Your mother is famous, don't call it that! ”
"I can't change my mouth, my mother is my mother, and my mother is my mother; Is this any different? ”
"Mom, on behalf of the immediate family, and the meaning of mother is very large, such as; In order to sound good, the aunt can be called the aunt; There are also many people with foreign surnames, such as: Wang Niang, Zhang Niang, Li Niang, etc., in fact, they can also be called; Aunt Wang, Aunt Zhang, Aunt Li and the like. ”
"Then you teach your sister to shout first; I'll shout! ”
Chun'er's gaze moved to Suo Di's demon poison dragon and asked, "Did you hear what your brother said?" ”
"Mom; I know! ”
"Listen? My sister's brain is flexible! It's not like you're a dead brain! No wonder I quarrel with the devil's liver every day! Now that I'm here, there's no need to quarrel! ”
"Brother-let you call mom just mom? He is not an outsider; How can you not change your mouth? ”
The demon liver also said: "Mom is better than Mom!" I never call my queen mother mother? That's because the identities are different; When you are at home, you can call your mother. ”
"How can there be so many famous halls?"
"Don't you even shout at Mom? What's so awkward about that? ”
Suo Di's Demon Poison Dragon's head stretched out, and shouted at the Demon Poison Dragon where Suo Qifan was there: "Brother, I'll teach you to shout!" ”
"No, you don't; Or do I do it myself? Suo Qifan adjusted his mentality for a long time before he stumbled and shouted: "Mom! ”
"Hey!" Chun'er agreed very simply.
Suo Di Demon Poison Dragon remembered one more thing, and had to ask: "Mom; If I marry the Devil's Liver; What should I do if my brother is conjoined with him? ”
"It's easy to do! Wouldn't it be the end of separating them? ”
"Probably not, right? The master and the national teacher on the top of the snowy mountain used a lot of brains, but they still failed to separate them; In fact, the Master's heart understands; The elder brother is conjoined with the demon liver, and there is a demon poison dragon on the outside, just like we do now; Even if the demon poison dragon is taken back into his body, he is still a conjoined person. ”
"That's because you haven't found the real master; Or, how can it not be opened? Your second mother has a good kung fu; I heard that her master is a master, and she may be able to separate you from your conjoined bodies; It's not congenital, so it won't be so strong! ”
"Mom! My body is worn in my brother's back, which means that the skin on his back wraps me, how can this be separated? ”
"You don't have to worry about that! Knowledgeable people will get it! ”
"Mom; We have to separate them so that I can get married to Demon Liver!" ”
"Don't think about it now; He is still a demon poison dragon, and he can't become a human; Let's talk about it when we have a chance! ”
"I don't know what time it is, and as soon as it gets dark, there's no time; If it's daytime, you can also find a sundial to see the time! ”
"Mom! There are no sundials on the Magic Island! Most of them look at the position of the sun in the sky to tell the time. ”
"Will you watch?"
The demon liver wants to show off: "I'll watch it?" ”
"What do you think?"
"Generally, when the sun is in the sky, it is twelve o'clock at noon, and the length of the shadow behind the stone is determined by the rest."
"What if, it's cloudy or rainy?"
"This, I can't see this!"
"Mom has experience in looking at the hour; If it is cloudy, look at the degree of darkness of the sky; It's more accurate to rely on intuition. The color of the time between 1 and 3 o'clock in the afternoon is different from the sky from 4 to 6 o'clock, and it takes a long time to feel it! ”
Suo Di praised loudly: "I also feel this way, it feels early at noon; It's late at four to six o'clock, and then it's getting dark! ”
Chun'er stared at the cave on the magic island from afar for a while, and asked, "Are you afraid of living in it?" ”
The demon liver did not hesitate to say: "Children are afraid of ghosts! The people on the Magic Island are all surnamed Demon, almost all of them can do magic, and they can also exorcise ghosts. So no one is afraid. Now we've all become demonic dragons; Not only is he not afraid; On the contrary, you can eat ghosts! ”
"The night was too late; Or, go and ask your second mother; If you can find her master; The conjoined problem between the two of you was solved quickly! ”
"Aren't you going to settle accounts with King Xia?"
"Yes! In the middle of the night, when King Xia slept like a dead pig, he spit out a breath of dragon gas to lock him up, and ate him as soon as he sucked it; In the future, our home will not be a magic island cave! ”
A whole lot of words were said; The Demon Liver is still hesitant; There is an old mother-in-law by his side; I have the final say, and I think it's not good. There is Sochifan in the back; Even if you marry Suo Di; Wedding nights are also a big problem. A bleak look passed over the face of the Chun'er Demon Poison Dragon; Since marrying Suo Wanguan, he has enjoyed endless happiness; There is nothing that is not satisfied; In terms of financial management; All the belongings are up to themselves; Even his silk industry is managed by himself; When it gets dark and goes to bed, there is him by the pillow, caressing in every way, sweeter than falling into the honeypot; More than 30 years have passed in a blink of an eye, but I didn't expect this difficulty; Is it really 30 years in Hedong and 40 years in Hexi?
"Mom! What are we waiting for? "Suo Di's Demon Poison Dragon flew around in the air, and he was very ready to go.
"I don't know if your second mother has slept?"
"It's so dark, and there are still a lot of things to be arranged at home; How is it possible to sleep? ”
"Shall we go down and have a look?"
The Demon Liver couldn't help but shout: "Mom! Don't go down; We all have demonic dragons in us; What if you infect your family and turn into a demon poison dragon? ”
Chun'er hesitated for a long time; There was always an unspeakable concern, gritted his teeth, and shouted: "Let's go!" ”
The body of the demon liver was on the left, carrying Suo Qi Fan Fei on his back, and he also stretched out his long dragon claws, trying to hold Suo Di's dragon claws, but he didn't expect to be held tightly by her and fly forward. Chun'er couldn't get used to it, so she lowered her face: "Do you still think it's a tour of the mountains and rivers?" There's still a long way to go! ”
"Mom! I want to be with the Demon Liver, and it would be nice if I could get married now! ”
"Say anything! Don't be so sour; Your father and I have never held hands! ”
The Demon Liver had no choice but to let go of Suo Di's warm claws and fly forward with Suo Qifan on his back; He was good on his back, and he was embarrassed to say, "You're a brother-in-law!" It's going to have to be a little harder! ”
Chun'er sees that they are demon poison dragons, as long as they don't pull around, it means that there is no fight! It's been a blink of an eye; This is something that Chun'er didn't expect; Before becoming a demon poison dragon, it was impossible to even fly; Now it's flying so fast; What catches your eye is the early lights of the Xia Palace, which feels that it is still early; There were people walking around the palace; The Demon Liver circled in the air a few times, making the entire palace clear, and swooped down against the tallest and most ornate palace building, hitting something at a hundred meters; Dizzy, it all relied on Soqifan's back to fly into the air......
"Moo!" The cries of cattle suddenly sounded, and then the palace was full of miscellaneous people; Suddenly, a lot of heavily armed archers came out, and I don't know who shouted: "Shoot!" ”
"A burst of arrows rained down, densely packed."
Suo Di's Demon Poison Dragon Hand quickly shouted: "Invisible! "I was invisible first; It's the same with Chun'er around; They were all in a very high position, and the arrow could not shoot so high. However, the stupid Suo Qifan only knew how to fly desperately, but did not know how to be invisible, causing the body of the Demon Poison Dragon to be filled with a row of dense arrows; Fly high into the air, dizzy, zigzag and fall; Fell heavily on the hillside, rolled for a while, and was blocked by several large trees......
Suodi's demon poison dragon swooped down after him; Chun'er stared at the palace; The people inside didn't chase it out; But the bow was hooked up with another arrow, and it was drawn to the end of the black air. Chun'er couldn't have imagined it; Will there be something above the palace? What is it? I haven't figured it out yet; Why can their arrows be shot again? There are doubts in the brain; Thinking about his son-in-law in his heart, he swooped down......
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