Chapter 62: A New Trick for Sleeping
The Devil's Liver doesn't believe it; Since being rejected by Suo Di, she thought that the woman was going crazy, and quietly shouted at the door: "Hey, I'm a man!" It's what you're looking for! β
The woman rolling on the bed suddenly heard it, was stunned for a moment, looked up, saw that there was no one, and asked, "Where are you?" β
"I'm on your doorstep!"
She looked left and right, but she didn't see it, and screamed loudly: "There are ghostsβthere are ghosts!" β
The demon liver is terrified! Leaving in a panic, hiding behind a tree and peeping; "Dong Dong Dong" came a lot of palace guards, with curved bows, golden knives, and spears in their hands, and they didn't see them everywhere; One of the probes asked, "Where is the ghost?" β
"Right where you were standing; You can't see it, you can only hear it. β
"You're daydreaming again, aren't you? The king of the earth is worried about who to sleep with, why don't you hurry up and try your luck? If you miss it, you don't have a chance. β
This is a very important phrase. She got up from the bed, shook her body casually, and became a beautiful beauty, and the long skirt she wore just now also became a wide-sleeved and long-swing skirt, and the skirt was still in place after walking far away; After the small face is painted, the skin is white - the eyebrows are drawn, the contours are clear, and the small mouth is vermilion. The curvy figure almost charmed the heavily armed guards; For a moment, I couldn't tell that the person who was rolling on the bed and shouting about love just now was her. While others are not paying attention, bend your legs, fly up, and desperately escape from this place.
The demon liver can't figure it out; How can a woman think so madly about a man? But Suo Di found a reason to refuse, and she was very annoyed; Flick the leg and follow closely; It's here in the blink of an eye. The king of earth sat high on the platform, covered the long couch with a wide dragon robe, and his body was dog-headed, with his mouth slightly open; stared at the sachets hanging from the concubines in the audience; Whoever shoots has the right to sleep; Now the competition has entered the third round, and two batches of concubines have been eliminated, and only three people are left to win the championship! The first player, holding a curved bow in his left hand, pulls the string to the end with his right hand wearing a wrench, takes a look, and rubs the sachet with a "boom" sound. The referee and eunuch, who stood aside to observe, shouted, "Fail with an arrow." β
The first player was very angry, shook his hand vigorously, and then took the second arrow to the end, focused on aiming around, pulled it hard, "boom", popped out, shot a little side, did not insert it on it, and beat the sachet to a shaky one. The eunuch stared and shouted: "Wipe the edge!" Failed again; There is only one last arrow left, so take advantage of it! β
"I was cumming so well just now, why can't I do it now?"
The eunuch specifically said that it was important: "That's because you're too nervous!" β
"Why do my hands tremble when I shoot an arrow?"
"It's the fear of being taken away by someone else; The more worried you are, the worse you ejaculate! β
The Earth King couldn't wait any longer, and shouted, "It's good! Shoot it! It's not that I won't give you a chance! If you can't shoot this time, you can't blame anyone else! β
The first player, taking the last arrow, fully understood in his heart that even if he shot, he would lose, and he didn't aim either, and he shot out as soon as he pulled the "boom", and even the sachet flew away, and the arrow was still inserted in the sachet. The eunuch ran for a while, bent down to pick it up, and held it high and shouted: "Shotβthe arrow is in the middle of the sachet, and this is the best arrow!" β
The king of the earth was tired of seeing it, turned around himself, and disappeared; A voice can also be heard: "Whoever shoots the most will be sent!" β
The concubines who have just arrived are not eligible to participate; You must take a short approach, follow the Earth King, and disappear from everyone's sight. There were two dragons lying on the couch where the king of earth was sitting; When the demon liver saw it, he was stunned! It turned out to be Suo Di Demon Poison Dragon and Chun'er Demon Poison Dragon; Quietly passed, shouting, "Mom; How did you end up here? β
"Suo Di and I were swept here by the wind of the demons, and in order to find out the movements of the Earth King, it became a couch, and he really sat on it, and he didn't find out that it was two people at all."
"Didn't the elves say that you were captured by the palace guards?"
"How can you listen to their nonsense? The palace guards will not go outside to arrest people! β
The demon liver was unhappy and asked, "Female elf, how did you get it?" Not at all? β
"Sometimes hearsay is not accurate; But most of them are still accurate! β
"In the future, I don't want you to command blindly! I've taken a lot of wrong paths! β
"Don't want it, don't want it! We live in your body anyway. β
Suo Di Demon Poison Dragon Vinegar flipped and scolded: "Little goblin: Get out of here, don't live in the body of a fashionable man!" β
"We can't stop your! Some women are just cheap! There are men who don't take good care of them; When it's gone, I'm panicking again, looking everywhere, how can I get in time? This man is the first man we saw; Never give it to someone else easily! β
"Little slut! Dare to fart again! Wait for me to get in and tear your mouth apart! β
Chun'er gently tugged Suo Di and whispered, "Can't drill!" Since I don't want to be connected, what if I do? β
The female elf in her pupils stared at Suo Di's demon poison dragon's head and scolded, "You are the worst woman! It's ugly and tricky! Not as docile as the woman next to me! Everyone saw it just now; When the king of the earth sat on the couch, there was no movement at all. β
"Don't be a woman! She's my mother! Your elders too! β
"You can't say that; She's not our elder! We are not related by blood! If there is a man, he will definitely not marry you; You know why? β
"Dare to be verbose! The old lady fought with you! It makes sense to live in the body of someone else's beloved! You don't know that he has a demonic dragon in his body. β
"We won't be fooled! I don't know how many times I've looked for the Demon Poison Dragon? The last one was not found. Who can't tell? You are the real Demon Dragon! β
Suo Di was furious and rushed over, her body was too big, and she had to shrink to get into the body of the demon liver. However, it was not possible. The female elf saw the problem and shouted triumphantly: "Do you have the ability to come in?" Chun'er went over and grabbed Suo Di's hand, flew to the side and asked quietly, "What are you doing in there?" What are these things, and I don't know? β
"Mom! They are all women's voices, what if they take away the demon liver? β
"Can't you see? How old are they? Don't worry, Mom will check for you! β
The female elf shouted in the pupils of the demon liver: "Master! Who are they? β
"Don't talk nonsense in the future! Don't you know everything? Show me; What did the woman who wanted to fall in love do just now? β
"Hee-hee-hee-hee" the female elf smiled with her mouth covered in her pupils, and her voice came out between her fingers.
The demon liver asked inexplicably: "......"
"Come with me!" The female elf standing in the pupil commands with fingers; The Demon Liver looked through it, and he could see a small black dot, his hand was thinner than a hair, and he moved back and forth, and the voice came out.
"Leprechaun! Don't be in the eyes of someone else! Get out of here! β
The gaze of the Demon Liver fell on Suo Di's Demon Poison Dragon's face and said, "......"
Chun'er also wants to see it; Gently tug on the claws of the Suo Di Demon Poison Dragon; I wanted to scold the devil liver for not being human; In the end, I endured it.
One will come to the tallest, the largest pavilion; According to the elves, "This is where the king of earth lives; The concubines who are day and night every day ask for a bed; It made the king of the soil scared when he saw the concubines! The body has doubled in size. This made the Demon Liver very interested, and asked, "......"
"The Earth King used to be ten meters tall; There is also a two-meter-long dragon tail, which is even better looking than the Demon Poison Dragon! β
Suo Di scolded: "Fart! My mother's tail and I are the most beautiful in the world! Can a dog-smelly earth king still have such a beautiful tail? β
"That's it!" The Demon Liver's gaze moved to Suo Di's face and said, "There may be palace guards here, it will be very troublesome if someone hears about it!" β
Chun'er also wanted to hear it, and whispered into Suo Di's ear: "Let her say it!" We sat on the couch of the king of the earth, and we didn't notice that he had a tail. β
Suo Di still wanted to make a noise, but she endured it, but she didn't say it.
The female elf sits by the pupil of the demon liver; His legs kept swaying, and he was still a little excited in his heart and said, "King Tu is a person with a good face; The concubines sent never knew how to refuse; He also told the eunuch that the more the merrier! This keeps the eunuchs busy! Ten concubines were sent during the day and twenty at night; The next day dawned; The earth king came out of the dormitory, shrunk to only five meters, and even his tail was gone. I heard that his tail was eaten by the concubines; Therefore, the king of the earth has a rule; You can only sleep once a day, and you have to rely on your battle record to speak, which leads to the harem being full of shooting fields, either shooting sachets or pearls. Such a small thing; I don't dare to think about those concubines who have myopia. That's when the scene I just saw appeared. β