Chapter 66: Always trying to get those women
"What am I contributing that thing for? It has nothing to do with me in the first place! But the people on the Devil's Island caught my eye; If you can go to the island; I will eat them all, lie on the island for a long time and not move; If a fish comes to the side, just suck it in and eat it; In the future, there will be no need to wander around! ”
"Don't go! I didn't expect you to be a glutton! Isn't letting you go to Magic Island the same as luring wolves into the house? ”
"Demon liver—come out quickly! Don't hide it in Kunpeng's brain! Or, I won't be able to pay it back! ”
The demon poison faucet retracted into Kunpeng's brain and sprayed poison on the brain marrow; The meninges are too thick, about ten meters, and the poison is only a little bit on it, and it doesn't seem to work. A small voice came from afar: it touched the cranial nerves of the Demon Poison Dragon, and immediately stretched out his head to see that it was Suo Di Demon Poison Dragon: as soon as he saw the dragon head above, he shouted to him: "Come out quickly!" I'm ready for conjoin; Don't be in it, even if it's a national teacher, it's no longer the person you used to be! ”
"You don't know how hard it is for me? I can't get out; The poisonous dragon does not listen to commands; It came out on its own. ”
"Can Kunpeng be killed with an arrow?"
"Can't! How long are your arrows? Its skin is fifteen meters thick and very hard, so can an arrow be inserted into the flesh or not? ”
Suo Di Demon Poison Dragon and Chun'er Demon Poison Dragon flew away one after another; Stealth anyway; Kunpeng couldn't see it again.
"Hey! Old man! I've spewed poison in your brain! You're going to die in a moment! Demon Liver shouted at the whale's head.
"I'm impatient to take care of you, can't others hear what you just said? Now it's okay, since the arrows can't get into the flesh, I'm still going to go to the Magic Island. I heard that your family is all on it; Wait for me to fly over and eat them all in a moment! The Magic Island is mine! Whoever has a hard brain can dominate the world! ”
"You're so useless! What's the use of capturing a magic island? It is better to occupy the palace of King Xia, it is said that he married more than 3,000 beauties alone, and everyone is like a flower; You haven't married yet, have you? Why don't you go about making a big deal? ”
"I'm an old widower, have you forgotten? He died when he was more than 16 years old and was reincarnated as Kunpeng; The pain of not having a woman in the previous life should be brought back! I also want to be like the King of Xia, with three thousand beauties; This kind of life is the happiest, sweeter than falling among the flowers! ”
"It's best that you have this kind of intention! You don't know, King Xia; In addition to the beauties, there is also a splendid palace, which is very beautiful! Who is like the ocean, when the night is pitch black, and everywhere are damned bats; There are many kinds of poison on the body! ”
"Bats? How poisonous is it? Legend has it that if you eat it, you will get rabies; I don't believe in it! Open your big mouth and suck it, twenty or thirty meters away, in fact, it is at the side of your mouth, and you can suck it all in; It can eat thousands of them in one go, and the meat quality is similar to that of a mouse! People who haven't eaten it don't know. The best food is still women; The skin is tender, and there is a smell of fragrant powder on the face, and I still want to eat it after eating! ”
"King Xia has so many women, that can't be eaten, it's useless to eat!"
"You think I'm stupid? I originally wanted to go to the Magic Island, but as you said, let's go to the palace of King Xia! I'll eat King Xia first; Put on his dragon robe again, isn't it the King of Xia? The concubines couldn't see it; If you compete for favor, you will pretend to be stupid, and when you close your eyes, you don't need to look, it will be nice to feel beautiful! ”
"That's a great point to say, I'm very supportive! Without me, you can't find King Xia's palace; Let's stop arguing in the future; You're in league with me! ”
"Is there a mistake? You're almost in the same league as me! ”
"Whoever he is with whom; Appearances are you anyway; No one else can see me; If the demon poison dragon can be controlled, how good it would be to not let him be exposed! ”
"If you want to show it, let him show it! Anyway, people think I have a demon poison dragon on my head, and I am scared to death when I look at it, how good! Don't bother to eat! ”
The Demon Liver was about to order Kunpeng to set off, when the shout of Suo Di Demon Poison Dragon was heard from afar: "Beloved—if you don't come out again, don't think about conjoined!" Erniang said, the conjoined body is not good at all; It's embarrassing to let others see it! ”
"Let's go back! I'm going to go with Kunpeng to find King Xia, I heard that King Xia's palace is so beautiful, and there are many concubines, I am very excited, and I want to take a look! ”
"If you go, I will go; Mom didn't come anyway; I'm alone. ”
Kunpeng's man's voice came out: "Marry me!" Or, I'll eat you! ”
The demon liver shouted loudly in his head, "You can't talk like that!" She's my fiancée; The famous flower has a master, but I don't know? ”
"She's not married to you anyway; Let's compete fairly, who grabs whom? ”
"You don't look at how big your body is; She doesn't match your code, so don't grab it; It's useless to snatch it! ”
"Listen to you; I finally got it; The woman in the Summer Palace's palace still doesn't match me, and I can't find an identical code; I can't get anything there, so don't go! ”
"How could you be so stupid? Eat King Xia, isn't the entire palace yours? Although the concubine codes don't match; But staying in the palace is tens of thousands of times better than wandering in the ocean, right? ”
"Call me stupid? Do you have a problem with your brain? If only Suo Di Demon Poison Dragon could marry me; It makes sense to occupy the palace of King Xia! Otherwise, what are you going to do? Don't have a woman around? ”
"That's it! You ask Suo Di if she is willing to marry you! Those women in the palace don't match your code; But it's just right with me! There's no need to fight for Suo Di! ”
Kunpeng looked at a face and shouted, "Hey—Suo Di! Will you marry me? ”
"What are you? Don't you see how old I am? 100 meters long, can you be with a 1,000-meter-long monster? ”
Kunpeng was furious when he heard this, and shouted wildly: "Dare to talk nonsense again!" Eat you in one bite! ”
"Demon liver—come out quickly! Don't be in the brains of this madman; Finally drive you all crazy! ”
Kunpeng was angry, his eyes were red, and he spit out Pengqi, but he was still a step too late; Suo Di Demon Poison Dragon was deeply invisible, and Peng Qi couldn't find what was locked, and it flew for a while, and then disappeared.
The demon liver kicked Kunpeng's brain marrow with his feet; However, the ten-meter-thick diaphragm did not react at all; After kicking for a while, I was so tired that I had to stop and say, "You can't eat my fiancée!" Let you ask, if you don't agree, forget it! ”
"If you don't agree, you're the enemy! If you don't eat it, what are you going to keep it for? ”
"Why don't you bring me your fiancée?"
"Call you stupid; You still call me stupid? Don't you know if I have a fiancée? ”
"Don't talk nonsense! Let's go to land! You'll be able to find King Xia soon! ”
"I don't want to go again; I always think about Suo Di in my heart, if I don't eat this female dragon, I can't get rid of the hatred in my heart! ”
"You don't want to think about it, her beloved is in your head; If you're going to eat her, won't I eat you first? ”
In the distance, the shout of Suo Di Demon Poison Dragon came again: "Demon Liver - do you want to be conjoined or not?" If you don't even have me, you'll be gone! ”
It was dark, there was still no trace of light in the east, she was deeply invisible, and the demon liver was blurry, shouting: "I worked hard, I can't get out, his brain is too thick!" ”
"Then why was the Demon Venom Dragon able to come out again?"
"You know; The Demon Dragon is not under my control; I don't understand either, I'll wait until I ask. ”
Kunpeng listened impatiently: "What do you ask?" Isn't it good in your body? ”
The Demon Liver didn't want to deal with it, so he quietly asked, "Demon Poison Dragon, can you take me out?" "The voice was too low to react at all; Shouting: "......" still did not respond.
Kunpeng has a big opinion: "Maybe you can't speak!" A demonic dragon who has not yet learned human language. ”
"Demon Liver—how's it going?" Suo Di's Demon Poison Dragon's voice came again; How can it sound so good? Do you miss women too much?
"No response, it's like death!"
"Just let you toss! I'm leaving. ”
From Kunpeng's eyes, the Demon Liver could see the faint Suo Di Demon Poison Dragon, which flashed and disappeared into the night sky. The sea and sky here are very clean, there is not a single ghost in sight, only the sound of the waves crashing against the waves.
"Don't scream, she's gone! How good would it be to be able to eat it? I'll eat her and no one will bother me! ”
"It's just that your skin is too thick for me to penetrate! No matter how much I asked before, she didn't want to join with me; Now that you have the opportunity, you are trapped in your body again. ”
"If you really wanted to come out, wouldn't you think about it coming out of my mouth?" Kunpeng gritted his teeth with a "click" sound.
The demon liver is not a big fool, and when you hear this voice, you can understand: he wants to get himself out of his mouth, so that he can chew people up and swallow them; It seems that this guy's heart is not dead, as long as he has a chance, he still wants to eat people! Temptation: "Do you still want to go to King Xia's palace?" ”
"The giant whale in the sea may be sleeping, and it is estimated that the Xia King is the same! How can you disturb people? ”
"You don't understand that; King Xia doesn't sleep late at night. ”
"Why? Even I want to find a place to sleep. ”
"There are three thousand beauties in the Xia Queen's Harem, all of them are waiting for the attendants, and they can't close their eyes all night."