Chapter 0118 Hmph, you scumbag
In the nocturnal antique shop, it was time for dinner, and Zhang Wei and the members of Sui Jidao's team got together.
Liu Tong saw that Zhang Xie had eaten enough, leaned on the back of the chair to rest, and said, "Evil master, you tell us about the killing of the tiger demon in the East China Sea back then." ”
Evil master, it is Tang Xiaoyu's masterpiece again, just like the little monkey and the six cakes.
Zhang Wei has a beard, a strong body, and looks very fierce, after getting along for a while, the people of the Night Xing Division have a different impression of him, even if he is short-tempered, but he can basically control it, especially those who are weak compared to themselves, and they are only unforgiving.
Zhang Wei touched the top of his head, "Six cakes, don't laugh at my old Zhang, have you seen or killed fewer monsters in the Jedi Passage?" I'm a tiger demon, what do I have to say? ”
"Okay, if you scratch your head again, it will become the Mediterranean." Tang Xiaoyu raised his head and said.
An Xin said on the side: "Evil master, just talk about it, I'm also curious, how can there be monsters outside the Jedi Passage." ”
Zhang Wei heard Anxin say the same, so he coughed lightly, "This is not my old Zhang showmanship, I'll tell you a brief." One evening, a little girl was playing on the beach, and the tiger demon rushed out of the coastal shelter forest, and I happened to pass by, so I killed the tiger demon. ”
"Finished?"
"Aang."
"No, evil lord...... What are you talking about? ”
"Story, time, place, people, causes, and results...... Isn't that all there? ”
"I didn't think you were such a wicked master."
Only then did everyone know that Zhang Xie might not be willing to mention the killing of the tiger demon in the East China Sea.
"Okay, okay, don't talk about that, or I'll tell you a joke, right? I'll tell you a joke. Seeing this, Tang Xiaoyu also put down the bowl, and before he could speak, he smiled from ear to ear, "Once upon a time, there was a unicorn that ran to the North Pole. ”
Everyone looked at Tang Xiaoyu inexplicably.
"Then, it turns into ice cream!"
The first time I heard Tang Xiaoyu tell a joke, Zhang Wei was stunned for a long time.
"No............ Isn't it funny? Hahaha......"
What's funny? It's cold, okay?
Zhang Wei unconsciously clenched his arm.
"Why don't I tell me another one? Once upon a time, when I was in school, there was a hide-and-seek club, and the club activity was to play hide and seek everywhere. ”
As soon as he came out of the Jedi Passage, Hou Feibai heard Tang Xiaoyu telling a joke, and asked cooperatively, "Then what?" ”
"Hmph, why should I tell you!"
Tang Xiaoyu saw that it was Hou Feibai, snorted, lowered his head and continued to eat, ignoring him.
The rest of the people looked at Hou Fei and smiled without saying a word.
Hou Feibai was confused, and didn't understand why Tang Xiaoyu had such an attitude towards him, "You guys...... What's wrong? ”
Anxin touched Tang Xiaoyu's arm and asked, "Xiaoyu'er, hide and seek club, what's so funny?" ”
Tang Xiaoyu said lightly: "As a result, the head of that club has not been found until now. ”
An An was dumbfounded, and he regretted that he asked that sentence, which simply damaged his IQ.
"Hou Team!" Zhang Wei got up from the chair and picked up a piece of dinner on the table, "It's time to eat, I was thinking about looking for you just now." ”
"Thank you." Hou Feibai naturally sat down at the table, in the Great Wilderness Demon Realm for half a month, he really missed the food in the human world, even if it was just the pancakes and fruits from the roadside stalls, it was also excellent.
Then he noticed something different, "Hey, this dinner today...... Isn't it different? ”
The working meals of the Night Walking Division are generally takeaway ordered by Guanzhong Noodle Restaurant or Yancailou, so Sui Jidao and Gou Huang, two middle-aged men with families, often do not eat here on the grounds of going home to accompany their children.
"Hmph, scumbag." Tang Xiaoyu muttered in a low voice.
Hou Feibai was stunned, the frequency of this word is a bit high today, Hou Qi and Tang Xiaoyu both said so.
"Hou Team." Zhang Wei pointed to the take-out lunch box on the side.
"What's wrong?" Hou Feibai picked up the lunch box and looked at it, the person who received the meal wrote his name on it, but the person who ordered the meal wrote Luo Jiujiu, and there was a sentence attached to it: I wish everyone a happy meal.
"Who is Luo Jiujiu?" Hou Feibai was puzzled, "You dare to eat takeaway from unknown origin?" ”
"Hmph." Tang Xiaoyu snorted, "Are you pretending not to know each other, or are there too many sisters outside, you can't remember clearly?" ”
"Xiao Yu'er, you ...... Stop it. Hou Feibai said angrily, "I really don't know." ”
He couldn't understand why Tang Xiaoyu always liked to joke with himself about this kind of thing, and he acted quite energetically.
"Why don't you have a phone number yet?" Hou Feibai looked at the four little stars in the middle of the phone number of the orderer, and was worried.
"Privacy protection, do you know?" Tang Xiaoyu didn't come out of the play yet, and said in a broken Yuzhou dialect.
Zhang Xie hurriedly said: "Privacy protection, Hou team, now it's not just takeout, express delivery or something." ”
"Is that so?" Hou Feibai really didn't pay attention to this.
"I once dreamed of going to the end of the world with a sword......" Hou Feibai's mobile phone rang at this time.
It's Li Luo.
"How's dinner, it's okay?" On the phone, Li Luo asked.
All the truth was revealed, and it turned out to be Li Luo.
Today, Gou Xiao's team is in charge of the night's watch, and after dinner, everyone goes home when they have nothing to do.
Hou Feibai stayed in the Night Travel Division as usual, called Ge Zheng, Sui Jidao, and Gou Huang, and waited for them to come.
This is also a routine every time he comes back from the Great Desolate Demon Realm, recording what he has seen and heard in the Great Desolate Demon Realm, so as to increase his understanding of the Great Desolate Demon Realm.
Ge Zheng came in a hurry.
His family is not in Fengtai City, so he lives in the backyard of the nighttime antique shop, which is his home in Fengtai City.
Gou Huang and Sui Jidao also arrived shortly after.
Sui Jidao said with a smile: "Little monkey, the bird you gave to Qianqian, she really likes it, let me thank you." ”
Gou Xiao pursed his lips, "The plaything is demoralized." ”
"Hmph, you don't play things and lose your mind, you ...... You ......" Sui Ji said to you a few times, but I couldn't take it anymore.
"Ahem, let's get started." Ge Zheng sat upright and tapped lightly on the table.
Gou Huang glanced at Sui Jidao proudly, turned on the computer screen, and waited for Hou Feibai to speak
"You're envious and jealous!" Sui Jidao held back for a long time, and finally found a suitable sentence.
"Let's talk about the box of Huazi first." Hou Feibai knew that what he was most concerned about now was the discovery of a box of Huazi in the Great Wilderness Demon Realm.
Even Ge Zheng was surprised, "Progress so soon?" ”
"It's not progress. This time when I went to the Great Wilderness Demon Realm, I followed the madman demon into the forbidden place of Dazhu Mountain......"
Hou Feibai told the discovery of the forbidden place in Dazhu Mountain one by one.
Sui Jidao was stunned for a moment, "In other words, the native monsters in the forbidden land are all crazy?" Isn't that the same as the monsters in the Jedi Passage? There is no sanity, madness, killing. ”
Gou Huang stopped typing and said, "These have been recorded in the books of the Tibetan Scripture Building, which are rare and strange." Oh, little monkey, I didn't mean you. ”
Hou Feibai was speechless, these two people really love to fight anytime and anywhere.
"Little monkey, you go on, don't worry about them." Ge Zheng glanced at Sui Jidao and Gou Huang with disgust, "These two just like that mouthful of hair." ”
Ge Zheng held back what Sui Jidao and Gou Huang wanted to say in one sentence.