Chapter 76: What about vinegar
Chun'er was conjoined at the tail of the Kunpeng, two hundred meters long, only one-fifth of the Kunpeng, and shouted: "Hey—old man—can you hear me?" After a few times, there was no reaction at all, and he moved with his conjoined tail; The national teacher's head couldn't bend up, so he could only use his tail to transmit information and asked, "......"
"Can you help them find a doppelganger?"
"My current situation is almost the same as eating people, and I am still looking for a master? Maybe you'll be scared to pee when you see me! ”
"What are they going to do?"
"What to do? Three women are not lonely together; Avoid the intervention of a fourth party! ”
"What a novelty! Demon Liver - Don't come near them in the future, do you hear? ”
"I don't want them anymore, so I won't call you old mother-in-law, right?"
"I used to object to you calling your old mother-in-law; After all, Suo Di hasn't married you yet! ”
"And what do I call you?"
"Call me Auntie! After all, you and Suo Di had this relationship! ”
Suo Di was very anxious, and shouted from afar: "Mom-do you think that if I don't marry the devil's liver, will anyone marry me?" ”
"You haven't read good books since you were a kid! What to say and what not to say and not to understand? How can you say this to your mother publicly? ”
"Older people's brains are pedantic! still clinging to old ideas; In the snowy cave, the women say everything, what ......"
"No wonder I didn't learn anything when I went up there, so I learned to fall in love! Isn't there a student named Childlike Love? How did you get the name? ”
"Mom - you're mistaken, it's a love affair, not a child's love!"
"It's the same thing I hear anyway; Bad names for children! At what age you are, you will fall in love with kun
"Fifteen years of age; They are all over this age; If you don't fall in love, you can't be idle! ”
"Your master is too lacking in virtue! What to teach? All churches are in love! ”
"Mom—you're wrong again! The master said, 'Don't fall in love!' It will affect academics. 'Only ...... can be blamed"
"Good, good! I won't tell you! ”
The Demon Liver chased after him from afar and stared for a long time: he found that the tail of the Kunpeng and the tail of the Chun'er Demon Poison Dragon were connected to a large area, accounting for almost one-third of the Demon Poison Dragon, and the problems inside still existed; There is a feeling of confusion; was disgusted by the pure demon poison dragon; I felt very uncomfortable and asked, "What are you looking at?" ”
"No, no, no! I didn't look at anything! ”
"Hey—the Devil's Liver—come to me!" Suo Di's Demon Poison Dragon's voice came.
The embarrassment of the demon liver was about to pass, and Kunpeng's voice came from the front: "Little Prince; Come here! This made the demon liver hesitate; Chun'er Demon Poison Dragon said, "The national teacher may want to help you!" ”
The voice of the love also came: "Beloved—don't be too far away from us!" ”
The Demon Liver looked left and right for a while, flew forward, and after a while, came to Kunpeng's front and asked, "......"
"Are there any women who don't hurry up and find a way? Is it OK to be a widower? ”
"You have to help me; I went in a few times, but I didn't succeed once, and I said that the code didn't match; Must find a decoder? ”
"It should be a good match; All the demonic dragons are infected by you; Surely something didn't open! ”
The demon liver flew around, pondered for a long time, still had no answer, and asked, "......"
"So be it! I'll take a look with you! Kunpeng could have reached it as soon as he turned around, but because his body was too long, he flew far forward, and made a big turn before he came to Suo Di Demon Poison Dragon and asked, "What is the most annoying thing in your heart?" ”
"Of course, I don't want people to squeeze in."
When Yu Lingzhi heard this, he immediately snorted: "I don't know what you said?" We want to kick you out! ”
"National teacher, listen to it: 'What is the reason why the-eaters want to drive away the squatting pits?' ”
"You're just eating?" I have to shout two sentences for love.
The national teacher stretched out Kunpeng's head and whispered into Suo Di's demon poison dragon's ear: "......" As a result, people heard it. It's just that the Kunpeng whale's head is too big, and the voice is very small; Drilling into the ears is equivalent to entering the ears of three women. Yu Lingzhi was annoyed and scolded: "The old man is the most pedantic guy!" ”
It is inevitable that you will have to hum two sentences: "What don't you teach, just teach some!" ”
Kunpeng was furious, and wanted to eat the demon poison dragon, but for the sake of the little prince, he endured this evil breath and said, "I don't care!" It's not even about my! ”
However, Suo Di Demon Poison Dragon listened; Shrinking his body with all his might, trying to turn into a human being, the resistance is greater than his own strength; I was covered in sweat, and I was so tired that I couldn't stop until I couldn't do it. The voice of Jade Lingzhi came from inside: "No one wants to separate us; Especially those who sow discord! How good it is for the three sisters to be together! ”
"Demon liver, I'm my fiancé! Who wants to be with you? ”
"Not my fiancé yet; You're not married; Who grabbed whom? "The reason for Jade Lingzhi is still very good, and I don't want to give up.
Tong Lian was unhappy: "What if you are married? A man can also have three wives and four concubines. ”
"That's it!" The Demon Liver glared at his eyes and roared, "What are you talking about? I can't marry one! Also ......"
The small voice of the Chun'er Demon Poison Dragon came: "Demon Liver—don't stay anywhere; Let's go to Sochifan; I don't know where? ”
The Demon Liver thought about it for a long time, then moved his gaze to the head of the Kunpeng Giant Whale and asked, "How did you find Suo Qifan?" ”
"He has been captured by the ghost for too long, I don't know if it was the land ghost or the sea ghost; At first, we had the misunderstanding that we only knew how to look for it on land; Ignore the ocean, there are many ghosts in it! ”
"Doesn't my aunt love to eat ghosts? Why don't you let her go; Have a good meal; Soqifan might just come out! ”
"Siamese is not something I can control, how do I put it? Didn't you also join with Soqifan in the first place? How did it get opened? ”
"Gotta get it!" The demon liver got tired of hearing this and said, "Don't try to hide it from me! When I was connected with Suo Di before, everyone understood it in their hearts! If you want to get the heart of the eldest mother, you should help; Instead of restraining the behavior of others! ”
Kunpeng couldn't think about it, and he was very depressed; I really want to eat the little prince in one bite; Anyway, the Demon King doesn't want it! Suddenly, the voice of the Chun'er Demon Poison Dragon came from the tail: "Do positive work!" Suo Di is my daughter after all! ”
Kun Peng flew for a while, and then disappeared, leaving a shadow in the heart of the demon liver; I don't know what he thinks. The voice of the love came: "Just now I saw the old man's eyes showing a fierce light, as if he was going to eat people!" ”
"It's not like; Ate me straight in; I'm in his ......"
"If you eat it, you can still live; Why can't we? ”
Suo Di's voice came out: "Beloved—even if you can't get in; Don't get too far away from us either, in case a flying object comes to attack, it will most likely be eaten! ”
"What are you talking about? How can you still eat people? ”
"For example, Kunpeng is like a flying object!"
"It comes, and no one escapes; However, there can't be a second Kunpeng in the world; Kunpeng, who gave birth to a national teacher, flew into the universe and disappeared. ”
"How do you know?"
"The old man told me."
"How will it tell you?"
"Don't forget, I'm the little prince!"
Suo Di's opinion came out: "What's the use of being the little prince?" Your father no longer wants you; It's better not to be better! ”
"Maybe it's in anger! I don't believe that without me, that demon body would lead the army to attack the land! ”
"What can you do? Nothing, what are you doing with raising yourself so high? ”
The demon liver felt uncomfortable when he heard the words, since he looked down on me, what kind of love did he have with me? I was about to leave angrily. Suddenly, there was a shout from the Demon Poison Dragon: "Demon Liver—look!" ”
Suo Di Demon Poison Dragon raised his head first; The Demon Liver looked small in front of her, panicked, and shouted, "Run!" ”