Chapter 95: The Destroyed Cottage I didn't expect it to be
The Second Battle; The national teacher really didn't help at all; However, I still worry about Erniang in my heart; If you get your hands on it; Wouldn't it become a right-hand man? This kind of mentality, others don't know!
"Hey—National Teacher—what are you thinking? Come on! The two of us can be conjoined together! As soon as Chun'er was frightened, she shouted loudly.
The demon liver can't say anything; Suo Di is not good at being verbose; Only Erniang looked very excited: "National teacher-what did you hear the eldest lady say?" ”
"What am I listening to that for? You'll know what it means when you hear it! I'm now targeting you! ”
"Don't dream! Am I not much younger than my mother? Since you think others are old, don't come over with a face! ”
"Why don't you come here? How can I be connected with you? ”
"Don't you really know yourself? Stinky and stinky, how many years have you not taken a bath? ”
"I didn't just come out of the water! How can such a thing be said? ”
"That's dying! It's not a bath; Now rub your body; See how tired it is? ”
"What am I doing with that thing? Kunpeng never bathes; Go to sea to hunt; The same is true for liftoffs. This is the nature of our Peng people; For example, you have not been widowed; they do not know the desires of widows; Of course, you are a woman, and you cannot be a widower for a hundred and sixty years, as I did in my previous life; How many women have passed by me, but have not taken advantage of it, resulting in the loss of opportunities again and again; This life will never allow it! ”
"What virtue should you look at yourself in the mirror? Only then do I consider the issue of marriage! ”
"A man shall not be a man, nor shall the sea be measured; Can I fly into the universe from the surface? It's intrinsic; What kind of aristocratic blood is born; A person's qualities cannot be measured by whether they take a bath or not! ”
"Whew", the demon king appeared, and his voice came from afar: "Erniang! Come on! ”
When Erniang heard the words, her bones were crispy; Remembering the good times with the Demon King; Far better than Suo Wanguan - his legs are not real; But people are very strong, and there are not enough harem concubines, so they have to cheat. I remember that it was a dark night of thunder and lightning; Heavy rain; Suddenly, a strange cry came: "Hey—come here!" ”
Erniang fishes in the sea; The rain was too heavy, so I hid at the mouth of a cave to avoid it; All he thought about was how to get the fish back; Suddenly attracted by this strange sound, in a flash, a magic light came to the front, turned a few times and slowly stopped; Erniang was stunned! I couldn't help but shout: "You ......"
"That's right! That's me! Don't look at the eldest lady becoming so young; It's never as good as it is! This king has been observing for a long time; Know what makes you most attractive! ”
"No, no, no, I don't know!"
"'Let me teach you!' And so got on the boat; More than ten times happier than ten times more than 10 times; From then on, as long as there is a chance, I will sneak ......" Erniang recalled this scene, as if the newly married eldest girl became a little daughter-in-law, sweeter than a dream...... Maybe I didn't close my eyes all night, right? I don't know which tendon to move? I forgot who I was and came here to show my face......
Chun'er is a person who has come over, and she understands it at a glance; only said one sentence: "What I heard is not a scandal!" Ancient clouds; 'No wind and no waves, no water and no boat!' Hearsay is not necessarily wrong! ”
"Hey—how?" The voice came again; Erniang came back to her senses from her reverie; flew over directly, and saw her fall in front of the demon king from a distance, and disappeared......
The Demon Liver Kunpeng Demon Poison Dragon also saw the problem, but he didn't dare to say it! Suo Di Demon Poison Dragon had an opinion, and whispered in the ear of the eldest lady: "......"
The wind in the sea and air is getting stronger and stronger, and people are standing in it and can't hold on! The Chun'er Demon Poison Dragon tightly tugged at Suo Di's Demon Poison Dragon's claws; The Demon Liver Demon Poison Dragon had nothing to pull, and held the hand of the female Kunpeng tightly; Such a strong wind did not have much effect on the Kunpeng Demon Poison Dragon; As long as he spread his pectoral fins and lay them in the air, he couldn't blow at all if he didn't reach the eighty-level wind. The national teacher Kunpeng Demon Poison Dragon came to Chun'er, and just wanted to be connected with Suo Di; I didn't expect a "whew"; They flew away! The opinion of the national teacher Kunpeng Demon Poison Dragon is quite big: "God doesn't have long eyes; away, and don't blow my loved one away? ”
The demon liver threw out a sentence: "Don't chase it yet, I don't know what to think?" ”
This sentence made the national teacher understand; Panicked and shouted: "Wait for me!" "The national teacher, the Kunpeng Demon Poison Dragon, followed closely; A small voice came from afar: "Beloved—come quickly!" "It took a long time for the Demon Liver Kunpeng Demon Poison Dragon to figure out, it was the small shout of the Jade Lingzhi.
The mother Kunpeng shouted affectionately: "Brother-Suo Di agreed!" "There was a burst of rain coming in front of me, and it was just a little feeling at first, and then it got heavier and heavier. The Demon Liver Kunpeng Demon Poison Dragon spread its pectoral fins and stood strong against the ......
"Whew-whew-" The wind brushed his body and made a strange cry, like a ghost's cry; The mother Kunpeng was very frightened and shouted: "Get out of here!" ”
The Demon Liver Kunpeng Demon Poison Dragon overlooked the sea, and found that the huge waves were rolling, as high as five or six hundred meters, and the black pressure overturned, and then rose violently, slapping and rolling, wave after wave, galloping, flooding many places, and there was garbage floating on the water everywhere; Some of the small trees were overturned by the roots and moved with the water.
"Run!" The female Kunpeng was stunned when she saw this. The Demon Liver Kunpeng Demon Poison Dragon held her claws tightly and flew away with the wind, getting farther and farther away from the limelight, stopping in the air of a large mountain; It is strange to find that there are many pavilion buildings here; The Demon Liver Kunpeng Demon Poison Dragon sighed: "Although the Demon Island is beautiful, it is not as good as the people on the top of the land mountain, who have built such a good house; Doesn't it seem too backward to still live in a cave on Magic Island? ”
The mother Kunpeng also showed an envious gaze and said, "The most stubborn should be the Demon King; Why didn't he move to land? ”
"You don't understand! These lands belonged to my father the king; Because of this guy King Xia, he robbed the territory of the demon race, which caused us to have to live on the demon island; First of all, I proposed to let my father lie down and taste his courage; Annihilate the enemy in one fell swoop and take back the Magic Island! But he didn't listen, and let the rotten demon body be the general; Eyes are still on Erniang! How can this wash away the shame of losing territory? ”
"Your father is a handicapped; Not only are people old; And the body is also scrapped! You should be the one who really wants to make this wish come true! Why don't you transfer it to yourself? You are the little prince; Don't forget your mission! ”
"Listen to you?"
"That's right! Yes! That's what it means! ”
The Demon Liver Kunpeng Demon Poison Dragon, with the tail of the giant whale with the pectoral fin, turned over, and the tail hit the pavilion heavily, "boom boom" for a while, the pavilion collapsed a large piece, and the sound of ghosts crying wolves came from inside, and a guy with a black beard on his face came out of the ruins without saying a word; staring at the Demon Liver with a pair of hateful eyes; This angered the female Kunpeng, and spit out the Peng Qi with the mouth of the Demon Poison Dragon, sucked it gently, and flew into her mouth to eat it. The Demon Liver Kunpeng Demon Poison Dragon swept with its pectoral fins, and with a slight pass, all the pavilions collapsed; Many men and women crawled out, and I don't know who they were; All of them were locked up and eaten by the female Kunpeng; torrential rain in the air; The mother Kunpeng shouted: "Beloved—I still want to eat!" ”
"How much have you eaten? Isn't that enough? ”
"These people are like ants, and they don't feel anything when they eat them!"
The Demon Liver used the whale's tail fin to knock down the ruins, leaving only a wall of dirt, and out of the crack came a woman with dust; The female Kunpeng is about to eat; Her voice came out: "Don't eat me!" Let me do anything! As she spoke, she covered her head with her hands, and the rain poured down like a scoop, turning her into a chicken in soup; Nervous body; Hide under the Kunpeng to hide from the rain. Demon Liver stared at her with a demon poison faucet and asked, "What is this place?" Why do they all live on the top of the mountain? ”
"This is the domain of the beloved; In that year, he led 10,000 soldiers to come here and occupy the mountain as the king; We are the ones he snatched the woman! Not long ago, I heard about a magic island; It was a beautiful place, a good place to emigrate, sent his men to attack, but before they could win, they were eaten by the Kunpeng in the sea and air, and the remaining few fled back; accountability; Decapitate them all! I didn't expect to chase it up the mountain; Even the house is ruined! ”
didn't wait for the demon liver to speak; The female Kunpeng opened the big mouth of the demon poison dragon and ate her with a light suck; He also said: "It turns out that the bandits who attacked the Magic Island came from this mountain; Leaving a woman behind can be raped; It's better to let me eat it safely! ”
The devil's liver is okay, what's the point of eating a few women around the bandits? It is more important to eat the King of Xia; Won't this territory be taken back! Mother Kunpeng immediately thought of the national teacher Kunpeng Demon Poison Dragon and said, "If you want to win!" We're definitely not going to do it! I have to get my brother back; The problem is solved! ”
"Your brother is a death-fearing ghost! What are you looking for it for? Once the palace of the Xia King was captured; It also wants to be the boss; Where do you put me? ”
"Question: Can you eat King Xia alone?"
"Let's set up camp here first; Then, recruit troops; Pull up your own team, and the problem will be solved? “
"No, no, no! Now that it's in ruins, how can people live? If you are prepared in advance, don't tear down the pavilion! ”
"You can't stay in one place at war! It is likely that they will be encamped everywhere; Invite Erniang to be a military advisor, won't the problem be solved? ”
"Whoosh-" With a sound, Suo Di's Demon Poison Dragon flew in and shouted loudly: "The national teacher and my mother are connected again!" ”
The Demon Liver heard this; But there was a different opinion: "I thought it was a big deal? Connected, connected, connected; Who wouldn't, Siamese? ”
"You don't know yet! This time it was my mother who was looking for a national teacher; It's annoying! I can't take care of it! ”
"If you can't manage it, don't care about it! Your mom isn't a child? She has her own opinions! Can you help me see if this place is okay to set up camp? ”
Suo Di Demon Poison Dragon looked around and expressed his opinion: "Who will set up camp on the garbage heap?" It's better to find a place close to the Xia King's palace to settle down; Always watch the movement and eat him at every opportunity; Isn't that done? The female Kunpeng stretched out her dragon claws and compared, saying, "That's amazing! I thought so too! ”
"Still not sure! Or, go ......"
The voice that came out of Suo Di's Demon Poison Dragon's mouth was Jade Lingzhi: "I agree with Suo Di's statement!" It's hard to do it alone; Not even one person! ”
"Am I not human?" Tong Lian shouted.