Chapter 101: Chirp I don't know what it means

"You're mistaken; The female ghost picks male flowers; It's the same with male ghosts! It's weird! ”

"Those male ghosts who pick male flowers may have broken sleeves in front of them, and they will not repent and return to their old business; Where it is sparsely populated, chickens and dogs are restless! ”

"That's it!" The giant Kunpeng said, "I'll take you to a place!" ”

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"Just follow and you'll know!" As soon as the giant Kunpeng spreads its fins, it is thousands of miles; The female Kunpeng and the demon liver chased after each other, but they still couldn't find it, and a small voice came from afar: "Hurry up!" ”

The demon liver shouted to the front: "Old mother-in-law, you are flying too fast!" We'll never be able to catch up; Let's go back to Earth! ”

"Don't you want to take you to meet the aliens?"

"Legend has it that aliens eat Kunpeng! We're not going! Knowing that there are tigers in the mountains, they should avoid them in time; Don't let anything worse! ”

"It's a rumor! Aliens are very short, and they eat two aliens to top one earthling; And the meat is not tasty! ”

Mother Kunpeng also wanted to show her attitude: "Mom! I'm so happy with the Devil Liver that I don't want to take risks! Let's go, shall we? ”

"Hey! I wanted you to gain knowledge; It's a shame that I won't go when I get to the front! ”

"Mom! Go on your own! Grab a few aliens and lock them up; Wait until we come back from Earth to eat! ”

"Don't go! How can it be so hard to get you to come with me? The giant Kunpeng "exhaled"; flew back from thousands of miles, and grabbed the female Kunpeng with his right fin; Without wings, you can still fly thousands of miles. ”

The demon liver didn't understand anything, and asked, "Why?" ”

"The universe has no suction, you can go wherever you want, it's very convenient."

"If the universe doesn't eat, it's impossible to eat a meteorite hanging in the air, right?"

The giant Kunpeng said without concealment: "There is nothing to eat here, you have to get close to the planet, smell the breath, and you will know if there are aliens inside!" ”

"Mom! Aren't there any animals other than aliens? ”

"Yes! The animals here are very strange and look ugly! tall and big, while aliens are the opposite; How many planets are my favorite places to visit? ”

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"Whoosh", and it arrived, and it felt like there was a lot of suction. The giant Kunpeng threw the female Kunpeng beside him, stared inside, and desperately shouted, "Don't run!" I'm not going in! ”

The Demon Liver looked at it with the eyes of the Demon Poison Dragon for a long time, and there was nothing. The giant Kunpeng reached in with its flipper hand and retracted it; I heard the strange cry of "chirping"; Only then did the demon liver see clearly: "A guy with a sharp beak and monkey cheeks, covered in black, can only bark, can't speak, and the huge Kunpeng doesn't ask, just put it in his mouth and eat it."

"Mom; What are you eating? ”

"Don't you see a bit like a monkey? This is an out-and-out alien monkey! In particular, there is a lot of meat on the buttocks, and the taste is different! ”

"So what do we do?"

"Grab one and let you taste it too!" The huge Kunpeng's right fin hand reached in again, unable to see where it was reaching, and after a long time, the hand retracted and caught a spotted cat-headed monster; The screams are fierce! The demon liver didn't understand it for a long time, and asked, "Old mother-in-law; What is this? ”

"This is the real alien leopard; Don't you see? I grabbed it, and it's still biting my hand, and it hurts a little! ”

The mother Kunpeng panicked and said, "Since it hurts, throw it away!" ”

"You really don't understand? The best thing to eat is the alien leopard! Eating just one is equivalent to eating two aliens! ”

"Hey, Mom! Is it something that is on Earth and something that is also in the extraterrestrial? ”

"Not necessarily! Mom once caught a ten-like one; It has a variety of animal organs, like a lot of things, there are ten kinds of big ones, dozens of small ones, and it stinks to eat! Probably blame it for never taking a shower! However, when I was hungry, I ate everything, and I was reluctant to throw it away. ”

"Mom! I hate killer whales the most! Can you catch one for me to eat and relieve my hatred! ”

"There may not be killer whales like Earth's here; It may not look the same; There are no cosmic scientists to name it; It's all my own imaginary name. ”

"I don't know if I'll be able to go in; Will there be something to eat Kunpeng in it? ”

"You still don't go in, this planet hasn't found humans yet; But aliens entered, and just after a while, they disappeared after a scream; After that, never to come out again! ”

"Mom! Is it safe for your finned hand to reach in? ”

"I don't know! Sometimes it is pulled out of it; The whole finhand is full of bugs, if they don't eat the Kunpeng meat, what are they doing on my fins? I picked one up and put it next to my teeth, and it rotted after a while, and the water that came out was very bitter, and when I spit it out, it was green. ”

"Isn't it okay to eat it?"

"Until now, no one has done anything about it! It's not delicious, it's small, so I don't eat it! ”

"I've heard that some insects don't come out when they get into their bodies, and they can still make nests and reproduce in them."

"I have a lot of small bulges on my body, I wonder if the bugs are making nests in them?"

"Mom! These bugs suck the blood of Kunpeng; Let's take a look at the fairy doctor, right? ”

"Now most of the immortal doctors have been eaten by the sick, and it is rare to see a few with high medical skills, their appearance is extremely ugly, and they want to eat him without medicine; After being healed, I generally can't run away! ”

"Those bulges must be bugs; It's better to find an immortal doctor to see that your heart should be more stable. ”

The huge Kunpeng didn't move, but still stretched out his fin hand to go in, touched it for a long time, and dragged out something that looked like a human dog, and asked, "Do you know how to heal?" "After a few times, I only listened to the "chirp", I don't know what it means? ”

"Mom, we don't understand the language of the alien monsters; I don't know what they say! ”

"Whatever it says!" The huge Kunpeng put it in his mouth, swallowed it without seeing it, and said, "It's too small!" I sometimes have to eat a day here to get half full! The body is too big and needs a lot of food; If there are no planets; There was nothing to eat; I can't stay in the universe either. ”

"Mom! With a body your size, there is nowhere to go except the universe. A demonic dragon, one or two hundred meters, is like two dragon-headed earthworms in your eyes; Even if you eat it, you won't feel it! ”

"The Demon Poison Dragon is only enough to fill the edges between the teeth; At the minimum, there are dozens of them to fill up; If the demon liver wasn't my son-in-law, he would have been eaten by me a long time ago, would he still be able to live until now? ”

The Demon Liver is a little panicked! No wonder the old mother-in-law's eyes are always staring at herself, I don't know what it means? It turns out that more than once I wanted to eat people! This old woman really doesn't understand ethics! Even the immortal doctor who heals the sick eats it! I wonder if I haven't read a book? I just want to fill my stomach! ”

The giant Kunpeng was not interested in this: he continued to stretch out his fin hand and grab it inside, and after a while, he caught a black man; She has no hair, is a meter tall, and has nothing on her body, even a big fool knows that it is a woman; large head and small body; A pair of blue eyes sparkled with aura; The giant Kunpeng pinched it with two fingers, her body was less than a finger's width, and asked her giant whale's mouth, "Do you know how to heal?" ”

"Chirp" for a while.

The giant Kunpeng was stunned and asked, "What are you talking about?" ”

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"Mom; She doesn't understand what you're saying? ”

Giant Kunpeng looked everywhere; There was no one in the universe, and he shouted, "Heyβ€”who can translate alien languages?" ”

"Mom; There was no one; It's not invisible; Don't know what to shout? ”

"You won't understand!" The giant Kunpeng shouted several times in a row; In a flash, an immortal appeared; Wearing a wide-sleeved kaftan and holding a huge green parrot in his hand; men's physiognomy; Drawing eyebrows and eyes, the posture is twisted, very much like a woman. Asked: "Can you translate alien languages?" ”

"Won't?"

"You won't, it's useless to come? See, I have an alien in my hand, and my body is not as big as your parrot's body; She "chirped" for a long time just now, and I didn't understand a word.

The woman-like immortal looked down at the parrot and explained, "Just now, you heard it too; Kunpeng Big Bird wants you to translate alien languages, can you help? ”

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