Chapter 104: The Pretty Makeover was thrown out
"I thought so too; The bulge on the old mother-in-law's body, the green parrot may not have the ability to deal with it! It's better to find an alien doctor to figure it out. ”
The female Kunpeng flew for a long time before she came to the giant Kunpeng's giant whale head and shouted, "Mom! I have to find an alien doctor! What is on the body, only the doctor knows. a green parrot, though twice as large as an alien; However, if you haven't read a book for a day, you are purely illiterate, what do you know? ”
"I'm also illiterate, right? Don't I understand anything? Don't forget; Your mother has a pair of bright eyes, and when she sees more things, she understands; I don't know what to do with those broken books? ”
"Mom: The so-called theory guides practice! It was something that had been studied before, a book that had taken a lot of time to write; One glance, and one learns; It doesn't take you a lifetime to get it, and it doesn't have to be right! ”
"What? Let me see where the aliens are? "The giant Kunpeng stared at a position on the planet and followed, and after a while, it disappeared, and did not come back for a long time; The Demon Liver couldn't wait, so he said, "Let's go see the green parrot!" Will it be sucked into a black hole? ”
"This guy is smart! You won't be ignorant of the black holes in the universe! ”
The demon liver didn't speak, but held the hand of the female Kunpeng tightly, and flew away aimlessly; From time to time, shouting: "Green parrot - I love you to death with the demon liver!" Where are you? "The voice seems to be blown away by the wind; Under the action of the wind, the hanging meteorite kept colliding, and a large number of sparks appeared, and after a while, the meteorite's body was all red, and it was actually condensed together. The mother Kunpeng was very strange and asked, "Where do these winds come from?" Doesn't it say that wind is created by the movement of air? ”
"Don't you know? We have just come out of the planet; The wind blows from within; Or, why do the animals on the side blow into the universe? ”
"This question you are talking about is difficult to understand! Even if there is wind on the planet, the force that blows out will not be so great? ”
"When there are more stars, the wind is stronger! Or, if there is no air in the universe, don't we die? ”
"Without air, there is no oxygen; Those burning meteorites can't burn; Especially the sun; Oxygen is more needed to support combustion; Otherwise, don't you stop burning? ”
"The mysteries of the universe are not for you and me to study; Besides, we don't have that much knowledge yet! ”
The demon liver is also a big illiterate, what does he know? I had to go wild and shout into the distance: "Green parrot - where did you die?" Aren't you going to clean up the bulge for my old mother-in-law? ”
There was a scattered voice in the distance: "Don't move, I'm coming!" ”
The mother Kunpeng was very surprised! I couldn't help but say, "How can there be such a stupid person?" Ran away, people shouted, and they could still agree! ”
"Actually, when we were caught by the old mother-in-law, we didn't know the green parrot's intentions, we just guessed out of thin air."
"Whew" was very loud, and no one was seen; The demon liver heart was a little scared, but fortunately there was still a conjoined body, so he had the courage to ask, "Who?" At this time, he flashed in front of him and said, "Even I can't see it?" ”
The Demon Liver was stunned! It was a beautiful woman who appeared, but her voice was a green parrot: "What's going on?" ”
"You don't know! Actually, I'm a woman; I am afraid of being raped by my master, so I become a parrot! ”
"But your body is half smaller; Looks like she's shorter than me! ”
"I can't see your body; You two are presented to me as a Kunpeng Demon Poison Dragon. ”
"The two of us are conjoined, others can't watch it, of course we can only watch the Demon Poison Dragon!"
"Are you feeling well? How awkward is it in the eyes of others? ”
"Looks like you're still a rookie; I don't know the power of love! I have been connected with Suo Qifan, and I have been connected with Suo Di; Now the conjoined is the Kunpeng; It eats me, it can't digest it, it's joined together by demonic venom; It becomes a real conjoin. ”
"I want to ask a question I shouldn't ask?"
The mother Kunpeng didn't mind: "If you have something to say, just say it; Or, it's uncomfortable to hold it in your heart! ”
"How do you two go to the toilet?"
"I thought you were asking those irrelevant questions; This is a matter of personal privacy; Can you tell someone? ”
"Now I finally understand; There are many unspeakable secrets in the conjoined body! Do you want to find an extraterrestrial researcher to explore? ”
"Fart! This kind of privacy never needs to be researched by anyone! We'll take care of it ourselves! ”
"I always felt that something was wrong! Siamese should be painful, but I feel very happy to see you two! ”
"You won't understand! If there is a male fan who is connected with you, it may be clear! ”
"Where are the male fans; Only the demon liver in the demon poison dragon, I don't know what it looks like? Won't it be ugly? It was hidden in the body of the Kunpeng Demon Poison Dragon. ”
"Don't guess! There's only one man here, and you don't want to fight the devil's liver; He is my beloved; You can only follow me for the rest of your life! ”
"It's useless to guess! Since you can't see it, you don't know if it's a human or a ghost? Or, what are you hiding for? ”
"I don't want to talk to you, I haven't read a book for a day, and when I hear it, I'm illiterate!"
"You haven't read it! Any idea how many aliens I can speak? Can someone who doesn't read understand so much? ”
With a "whew", the giant Kunpeng followed the planet and immediately shouted, "Daughter; Didn't see the aliens? ”
"Mom; No need to look for it; The green parrot is back! ”
The giant Kunpeng left the planet, turned over, turned the giant whale's head up from the bottom, stared at it and asked, "Where is it?" ”
The green parrot woman shouted face to face: "Old Mo Peng; I'm the green parrot! Can't you see it? ”
"You've changed, you're so pretty! I don't know if the water is tender after eating? ”
"I really don't recognize it!"
"Outwardly; No one can associate a parrot a few meters tall with a woman of one meter six; As you can tell from the sound discrimination, the baby's voice hasn't changed. ”
"I won't tell you; I was originally human; Afraid of being raped by the owner, he became a parrot! ”
"I don't believe that; Maybe it's the parrot that turns into a man; Or, there will be no baby sounds. ”
"I'll never change that voice! That's how it is from birth; Grown up, the sound remains the same! ”
"I wonder if I find an alien man to follow you, will I have children?"
"Who wants those stinking alien men; Actually, I have taken a fancy to the demon liver in the Demon Poison Dragon! ”
"He is my son-in-law; I wonder what your mind is thinking? ”
"It's not for me to stipulate that a man can have three wives and four concubines; It makes sense to marry one more! ”
"I won't tell you! Anyway, the demon liver can't come out; Since you're here, study the bulge on me, what is it? ”
"Now it's human; I can't study it! Before, when I was a parrot, I thought that the bulge was full of bugs; I wanted to peck it open, and I would have no worries about food and clothing for the rest of my life! ”
"I want to eat you in one bite! So pretty; Small face and big eyes, naturally beautiful, it's a little unbearable! ”
"Mom! If you don't eat it, I'll eat it for you! I don't know what to do with it? She's going to rob my beloved! ”
"Hey! She can't grab it! You're both in the Kunpeng Demon Poison Dragon, how can she get in? Now is the time to employ people, and no one will do anything if you eat it! "The giant Kunpeng gently grabbed the green parrot beauty with his claws and threw it into the planet with all his might; Because the claws are too long, they are thrown to the end at once; The green parrot beauty floated in the air and shouted: "Alien fans! The little sister has just grown up; It's time to get married! Whoever shows up first will follow! "I thought that such a baby voice would attract alien men; However, enough shouts were made, but none of them came out.
The Demon Liver Kunpeng Demon Poison Dragon, stretched its neck to the longest, and also saw where the green parrot woman was; The giant Kunpeng didn't like it and scolded: "What are you looking at? She has lived a wandering life ever since, and she can't even find a man! ”
"Mom! Will the green parrot woman seduce aliens? ”
"You two can't hear or see; Even black fans don't want to deal with it! ”
"She's such a stupid woman! And say it's smart? If you block the alien researchers, who wants to pay attention? ”
"You didn't hear the shouting, don't guess; I can understand her shouting, can the aliens understand? ”
Since the demon liver glanced at her, he would think of her shadow from time to time in his brain - the long emanation is vertical, and it is extremely enchanting! When the breeze blows, the skirt flutters; The big eyes on the face of the melon seed are charming; Smart and shiny; The one-word nose with that cherry mouth is very beautiful! Especially the graceful figure, which is more charming than a stunner! The demon liver was dumbfounded, staring without moving; The female Kunpeng whispered several times in his ear: "Don't eat the bowl and the pot, look at your gluttony, you are really an authentic pervert!" However, this does not stop the brain from wandering; The Demon Liver is tossing and turning again tonight! Unconsciously, I like beautiful women so much.
"Hey! Listen: the green parrot is still calling. ”
"Old mother-in-law, I can't hear you!"
"I'm not talking to you; It was for my daughter. ”