Volume II; Protagonist substitution Chapter 110 How did the alien doctor get it
The green parrot beauty bounced up in public, landed on the fins of the female Kunpeng, and asked the alien on the paws, "Are you a doctor?" ”
The alien man was afraid of being eaten, and he thought of many ways, but he couldn't escape this powerful claw. Now the opportunity has come to shout in the loudest voice: "I am!" ”
The giant Kunpeng stared at the universe and asked, "What did he say?" ”
Word-for-word translation of the green parrot beauty: "......"
"Uh; That's great! Finally found a doctor! Ask again: "How many aliens did they come?" ”
The green parrot beauty translated the meaning of the giant Kunpeng to him, and immediately tears came out: "We have three couples, three men and three women!" ”
"Why?"
"Men and women don't get tired of matching together! from home star to alien planet; There are few opportunities to return; It's a stress reliever! Men and women are together, and it won't take long to fall in love! It's not lonely to come to extraterrestrial research; It can also achieve humanized sweetness! ”
"That's it! Who listens to your ugly things? Come on! Show the old lady what the bulge on her back is? ”
The female Kunpeng was afraid that he would escape, so she stretched out her long finned hand; The huge Kunpeng took a lot of effort, but he didn't get the black alien in his hand, so he simply grabbed the mother Kunpeng together, and with a retraction of his hand, he was in the universe. The female Kunpeng threatened the green parrot: "Keep an eye on the alien and let him check it for my mother!" ”
"It's going to run away! Who's going to keep an eye on it? Find something to tie around his neck, and then hold on tightly and he won't be able to run away! ”
The Demon Liver stretched out its big claws and compared, saying, "This is a good solution!" ”
The female Kunpeng found a feather on her fin, tore off a small one at random, made a live buckle, wrapped the alien man's neck, let go and gently pulled it, and the alien man fell, lying in the air, and would not fall. The female Kunpeng let him float on the huge Kunpeng bulge like a dog, and ordered: "Check it!" ”
It was only through the translation of the green parrot beauty that I understood: "These are mountains, and they are all empty; There are also caves where people can live! ”
The Demon Liver Demon Poison Dragon stared at it and scolded: "Fart! ”
I don't understand until I translate; Tweeted: "It's not a fart!" It's true! Don't believe I'm going to go in and show you? "You don't need a translator, just look at his movements; At the edge of a bulge gap, I squeezed it and went in. The mother Kunpeng shouted for a long time, but no one squeaked; The Demon Liver Demon Poison Dragon also shouted, and it was still the same! The female Kunpeng Demon Poison Dragon gently tugged with her claws, and the feather silk broke, revealing its head; Very surprised: "Mom - he got into the bulge and disappeared!" ”
"He's not saying; Is this a mountain? How can I have so many mountains on my back? ”
"Mom! Don't listen to his nonsense! It could be an alien quack! I said these words in order to escape for my life! ”
The green parrot beauty knows: "Alien men are too small to treat these bulges as mountains!" ”
"So, what is he doing in the bulge?"
“……”
The giant Kunpeng pulled down his face, glared at the vicious eyes and roared, "You are all waste! Five demon poison dragon heads were actually deceived under their noses! What's the use? ”
The more she listened, the more angry she became, locking the bulge with her qi and sucking it violently; The alien man didn't come out, but sucked out a lot of strange bugs from the bulge and ate them all! The demon liver couldn't understand it, stared at the green parrot beauty and asked, "......"
"Bacteria don't understand!"
"How can something so big, bigger than an alien black man, be a germ?"
"How big is Old Mopeng? Her body fills the earth; So, what about the bacteria on your body? ”
"Huh? I understand! Alien men are eaten by germs; So, among the bacteria you eat, there may be alien men! ”
"Oh my God!" The Demon Liver Demon Poison Dragon looked up to the sky and roared: "There are really no wonders in the world! A bacterium is actually more than ten times larger than an alien, burrowing into a bulge, isn't it purely looking for death? ”
Giant Kunpeng regretted: "This alien was supposed to be eaten by me, but I didn't expect these bacteria to be more hungry than me, so I did it first!" ”
Mother Kunpeng has a way: "Mom, you don't need to find an alien doctor in the future, I couldn't find food when I was hungry, but now it's okay, the bacteria in your bulge are enough for me to eat for a lifetime!" ”
"Bacteria are poisonous, aren't they? Is it good to eat? ”
"It's so exciting! I have a lot of poison in my body, and these bacteria can't survive in my body, so I will eat the bacteria in a bulge in a day, and it will take me decades to eat them all! ”
"Daughter; The bulges on your body will grow after eating, and after you eat them for decades, you don't know how much they will grow! ”
The Demon Liver Demon Poison Dragon just said casually: "The bulging bag is a tumor; A tumor is cancer! If you eat it and you get cancer, you can't cure it! ”
"Who has heard of this thing? What about cancer? If you don't let my daughter eat it, will you let you eat it? ”
Jade Lingzhi stood on the side of the giant Kunpeng and spoke: "This kind of noun may have been created by the Demon Liver, right?" Master didn't say that back then! ”
"That's what Master said! Or, how do I know if a tumor is cancer? ”
The female Kunpeng shouted: "Don't be verbose! You don't eat it! It is I who eats; If you have cancer, you are not responsible! Find an alien doctor, it's not equal to zero! Even doctors are eaten by cancer cells; Who can cure my mother's illness? The giant Kunpeng looked into the distance of the universe, thought for a while, and said, "What is the tumor?" Do you have to find an immortal doctor to ask? ”
"Old mother-in-law; Isn't the immortal doctor eaten by the patient, how can you still find the immortal doctor? ”
"Of course there is no one in the universe; Maybe it's going to be on the planet! ”
"When you say planets, do you mean those dense dots in the universe?"
"Those are the planets! It's pedantic! I didn't expect you to be so young and more pedantic than the elderly! ”
"Mom! Stop it! It's not that you don't know that the devil's liver is illiterate; That year's school was in vain! ”
"Alright! Let me show you, what are stars? "As soon as the giant Kunpeng spreads its wings, it arrives; The mother Kunpeng shouted for a long time; No one answered.
Yu Lingzhi's beautiful woman's voice came out: "It's broken!" The old demon Pengfei is gone, where can we find it? ”
The female Kunpeng Demon Poison Dragon's eyes were blood-red, staring at the Jade Lingzhi and gritting her teeth and humming: "Don't call my mother Old Demon Peng in the future!" She is the real hero in the universe! ”
I have an opinion; He was not afraid of the female Kunpeng, and stared at the Demon Poison Dragon with the eyes of the Demon Poison Dragon and asked, "It's not called Old Demon Peng!" What is it called? ”
"Do you want to call Mom? Do you understand? ”
Suo Di stopped doing it and shouted out the injustice in her heart: "Who will call Old Mopeng Mom?" Why? ”
Mother Kunpeng has a demon poison dragon head, but she will definitely not be able to beat three demon poison dragon heads, her eyes fell on the demon liver demon poison dragon head, and she said, "You come to answer!" ”
The demon liver has been connected with the mother Kunpeng for a long time, and he already has feelings, and he also wants to say a word for her: "The four of you women are my wives; Since I call my old mother-in-law Mom? That's what you should call it! ”
The first to object was the Jade Lingzhi Demon Poison Dragon: "Who wants to shout whom?" I have a mom; How can you call someone else's mother? ”
Tong Lian also expressed his opinion: "If you don't call Lao Mopeng, you can't call Mom?" ”
Suo Di has experience, my family is complicated, and my old lady is called Auntie; I have to shout along with the others, for example, Erniang, Sanniang, Siniang......"
"Huh? I get it! The demon liver suddenly realized: "It should be called aunt!" My old mother-in-law is so big? Just call her Auntie! ”
It was Jade Lingzhi again: "This seems to be acceptable in my heart; Anyway, a woman with a high rank is called an aunt! ”
"Isn't that right?" Tong Lian has an opinion: "Some people are very old, seventy or eighty years old, we should be called Auntie!" ”
Suo Di wanted to correct it: "Since we are so old, we should call us grandmother?" ”
The female Kunpeng Demon Poison Dragon said, "My mother is the greatest woman in the universe; You should call it Granny! ”
"Nonsense!" Suo Di scolded: "We are all married to the devil liver and belong to the same generation, can't we call it that?" ”
"So, let you call Mom! One by one, they are still unwilling! ”
"Whoosh-" With a loud sound, the huge Kunpeng flew in, pulled a sour face and asked, "How did you get it?" I went to another planet, I waited for a long time, and you didn't move at all? ”