Chapter 225: Cats and Dogs
Edward left school and didn't rush home, so he went to the supermarket to buy some snacks, bread, milk, and a basket of eggs to bring back.
When I got home, I didn't take out the key, the door opened by itself, and a husky rushed out and jumped into Edward's arms.
Erha sniffed at Edward's body, raised his head suddenly, and asked vigilantly, "Why do you smell of cats?" ”
"Can this still be smelled?" Edward was surprised, "There's a cat in the school, feed it once in a while......"
"That's what you're talking about?" Erha got off Edward's body and watched vigilantly at a cat that walked gracefully on the lawn.
"Huh? Lingxing, why did you come here by yourself? Edward looked back in surprise.
The afternoon sun shone on the cat's body, and the blue-white cat hair shimmered in the sunlight, and it walked slowly in the shadow.
On the opposite side of it, there was an incomparably handsome, incomparably wise Erha, who stared at the blue cat with her wise eyes, her tail hanging very low, the dog hair all over her body exploded, and her mouth let out a low roar.
"As for it?" Edward patted the dog's head, "It's just a kitten that scares you like this." ”
"Don't bother me, the confrontation between the two armies is most worried about being discouraged, okay!" Erha's jumping feet.
"I don't understand, isn't it just a cat and dog war, I still have a cat and a mouse." Edward despised it, "God is fighting a cat, are you embarrassed?" ”
"This is the inevitable clash of fate, this is the genetically destined rival, you let go of my tail, let go!" Edward threw the snack accurately on the coffee table in the living room, and dragged Erha into the room with one hand by the tail.
"Come in and sit back?" Edward looked at the Spirit Star.
"No! This is my territory, forbidding cats to enter and let go without covering my mouth!! ”
"Meow." Lingxing screamed obediently, jumped into the living room along the crack in the door, and looked at Erha defiantly.
"This is a decisive battle, this is a confrontation, and there is no room for two ......"
Before he finished speaking, he was slapped by Edward, "At most, it's a cat and a dog, and it can't be counted as two, the real mammal is, and the one of the two is you." Edward said angrily.
Lingxing skillfully jumped onto the sofa and sat cross-legged in the middle, taking up as many positions as possible.
"...... "Isn't this cat a little afraid of life?" Edward wondered, but couldn't afford to be malicious for no reason, "Drink milk?" Nodding and shaking head, or left and right hands? Cocked tail? ”
Lingxing glanced at Edward with disdain and nodded, obviously understanding the human speech directly.
"Okay." Edward brought the food he had just purchased to the kitchen, put it in the refrigerator, and wanted to open the hive space, but he was embarrassed, the hive space flew with the beetle, and the beetle was not there, so he couldn't open it......
Edward scratched his head, although he didn't have hive space and his life was not in danger now, he couldn't bring a lot of things, which was quite troublesome.
Edward could only go to the storage room, take out the rice bowl he bought for Erha before, wash it, pour milk and take it out.
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"Go down, the couch is my territory." Erha jumped on the couch and threatened.
Lingxing looked up at Erha, flicked his tail in disdain, and ignored it.
"Smack." Lingxing hooked the remote control with his tail, skillfully opened, and skillfully changed the channel.
"Put down the remote control, put down the TV, you are blatantly banning the eighteen bans on small yellow films!" Erha kept screaming.
Lingxing glanced back with disdain again, and meowed a few times, "Isn't it just an animal world?" It's still a little yellow film, and it's still eighteen bans, are you embarrassed? ”
I was despised by a cat in this regard! Erha whined
"People can't bear it, for the sake of the sofa! Erha will never be a slave! ”
As soon as he came out of the kitchen, Edward saw the light and shadow flickering, and a cat and a dog engaged in a fierce fight on his couch.
With staggered teeth and scratches, Edward's couch was soon in ruins.
"......" Edward.
"Huh."
The moment Edward came out, a cat and a dog each landed on another couch, one in one direction, occupying the couch.
Edward's forehead jumped, and he put the milk on the coffee table, and Lingxing jumped up to drink it very obediently.
Erha is different, a strong sense of foreboding makes her want to run away, but Edward grabs her tail and ravages her in various ways.
After a while, as soon as Lingxing finished drinking the milk, he suddenly felt a powerful resentment rushing towards him, and as soon as he wanted to dodge flexibly, he grabbed the person by the back of fate's neck.
"Run, jump, keep fighting." Edward jerked at the Spirit Star for a while.
"Whew!" Lingxing complained, but it was useless.
After the ravage, a cat and a dog were placed on both sides, and before they could speak, their tails began to collide and clash.
Edward glared, and the two stopped unwillingly.
Edward found a board and translated the words in more than 20 common languages, including Chinese, English, Korean, Japanese, and Thai.
"No fighting!!"
"Whew." Erha looked at him with a puzzled expression.
"Cut." Lingxing gave a strange look, turned his head, and lazily turned his head to look at the sun.
Please, she's a cat, what's the use of showing cats so many languages?! Do you still expect a cat to get more than two dozen language certificates?
"If you don't obey, I'll get rid of someone, huh?" Edward didn't have a point, tried to threaten, said.
"Huh." Erha and Lingxing ignored it even more, and climbed down together, their four paws lazily placed together, and yawned boredly.
"......" Edward sighed, walked to the kitchen and took out a large bag of beef jerky and Da Hong Pao, "If you promise, there is beef jerky." ”
"Meow!" Lingxing Pia stood up and nodded, snatched the beef jerky and left, and blocked Edward's face, skillfully unpacking the bag with his claws.
Edward had seen a lot, but he wasn't surprised.
Edward didn't have to say a second sentence, Erha jumped up and grabbed a box of big red robes and ran away happily, through electrocardiogram, all kinds of assurances, "You can rest assured, the fight is not a random fight, I can only dismantle the house, next time as long as she dares to dismantle the house, I will definitely stop her ......"
"You're embarrassed to say, don't think I didn't see it, you hit the main injury to the sofa just now!" Edward glared at Erha, unable to understand how a god couldn't get along with a cat
"Hey, wait, how can I connect to CCTV on my TV? How is there still an animal world? That's right."
Erha and Lingxing looked at Edward with disdain, what kind of reaction, only to find out?
"By the way, is this a little yellow film eighteen bans for you?" Edward asked.
Lingxing yawned lazily, refusing to answer such a boring and childish question.
Erha despised it, "Isn't it just an animal world?" It's still a little yellow film, and it's still eighteen bans, are you embarrassed? ”
Edward "......"