Chapter 10 The lame donkey is really a good match for the broken grinding

Cui Baozhu scolded a lot of swear words in his heart, but he still smiled and grabbed him on the surface: "Why are you like this?" My body has been given to you, and you still don't believe me? ”

"Less of this! Cui Baozhu, those courtship letters you wrote to me back then are still with me, if you dare to dump me, I will send you to the wedding banquet. And the underwear you wore when you first went to the kang with me, I also keep it! ”

Cui Baozhu scolded the scoundrel in his heart, but he was still coaxing: "You also know that my family is patriarchal, and they don't treat me as a human being at all." You can't get the bride price now, I can only go on a blind date with someone else, and besides, didn't I introduce Cui Xiuyun to you? She is beautiful and in good shape, she can cook and work, and she will definitely be able to serve you well. ”

"Hmph, she does have a bit of a look, but she's too dead, I don't rarely sleep with her!"

"Won't you teach her well?"

Cui Xiuyun is about to vomit, what kind of fart this pair of dog men and women are farting!

Cui Baozhu continued: "You spend a few years with her first, and then you dump her, and I will also divorce, and we can be together." Otherwise, now that we are so poor, how can we live? ”

Li Tao was skeptical: "What you said is true?" ”

"Of course! Sun Jiyong, a second-rate son, has a lot of money on him! Let that fool turn it all over for you. ”

Li Tao thought about it, so he agreed.

"The thought of someone holding you makes me feel angry!"

"Only when you suffer hardship can you become a superior person. When the time comes, you sleep a few more times, and Cui Xiuyun will earn it back. ”

Cui Xiuyun trembled angrily.

In her previous life, she followed Li Tao so stupidly, as a cow and a horse, to get him money, to be beaten and scolded, and in the end, he sold all her organs.

Cui Baozhu is his own cousin, what kind of beast is this!

Li Tao was no longer angry, and walked out with her in his arms: "Let's have a good meal today, and then come to my house to accompany me." ”

Cui Baozhu said coquettishly: "I hate you so much! ”

Cui Xiuyun picked up a stone on the ground and rushed over to hit them, covering her mouth with a hand behind her.

"Let it go...... Woo woo...... "She struggled twice, and when she looked back, it was Sun Jiyong.

He hugged his daughter and looked ahead: "Now it's useless for you to beat them, it's better to get the evidence he said first, they want to bully my daughter-in-law, it's not so easy!" ”

Cui Xiuyun nodded, and the two went straight to Li Tao's house.

The two jumped into the yard and rummaged in it for a long time, even looking for the ceiling, and the pillowcase was carefully opened, but they didn't see it.

Cui Xiuyun was very anxious: "Where can this dog thing take East XZ?" ”

"Go out and find out." He went to look for a yard and a coal shed, but still found nothing.

At this time, the two of them were seen coming up from the hillside in the distance.

"What to do? It's too late! Cui Xiuyun's forehead was full of sweat.

An opportunity that came so easily, and it was so wasted?

Sun Jiyong grabbed her: "Don't worry, if it doesn't work this time, we'll look for it next time!" Don't startle the snake. ”

Cui Xiuyun had no choice but to follow Sun Jiyong out.

At this time, Fu Bao suddenly pointed in the direction of the stove pit and shouted.

The little girl said in her heart, there is no way, I should go out in person.

Cui Xiuyun was stunned: "Did Fu Bao say that this East XZ is here?" Aren't you afraid of being burned? ”

"I'll see!" Sun Jiyong passed quickly: "His stove has two stove eyes, and this side is separated. He quickly pulled open the false stove and pulled out a bag from it.

It contained a stack of thick letters and a few pieces of women's underwear.

"This is it!" Cui Xiuyun suddenly felt very disgusting: "I keep these things with other people, and my heart is not right." ”

Sun Jiyong took her hand: "Let's go quickly, let them be famous today." ”

The two ran around the yard from behind.

Li Tao's mind was on Cui Baozhu, and he didn't notice that someone had already come in.

He opened the door and hugged her and began to pull her clothes.

"Don't be in such a hurry!" Cui Baozhu didn't want to continue to entangle with Li Tao at all.

She had a successful blind date, and she was about to get engaged, but she didn't dare to provoke Li Tao, so she could only perfunctory him.

"I don't care, I haven't touched you in a month!"

He threw Cui Baozhu onto the kang.

Cui Baozhu saw that he couldn't escape, so he could only follow him, and gradually became happy.

She thought to herself, she had to go to Cui Xiuyun tomorrow and ask her to hurry up with Li Tao, otherwise she would get engaged to him and stir things up?

As for the previous bribery of the midwife, she was not worried at all, anyway, Cui Xiuyun was so stupid, just say a few good words, it is very easy to be fooled.

The two of them were talking to me when they suddenly heard a mess outside.

"It's inside! This bastard dares to steal my hen and wants to die! ”

"Li Tao, are you at home? My hen has been stolen, I'll come in and look for it, and I'll leave right away! ”

Cui Baozhu quickly got up when he heard it: "It seems to be my mother's voice!" ”

At this time, several middle-aged women had already come in, the first one was Cui Baozhu's mother Wu Xiulian, and two neighbors.

Li Tao and Cui Baozhu got up and got dressed in a panic, but it was too late.

The hen jumped on the windowsill, Wu Xiulian was catching the chicken, and when she looked up, she saw that the people inside were either others or her own girl!

"Oh, my God!" She sat down on the ground and began to howl, "You shameless bitch, what are you doing? ”

The women behind her also saw the two of them lying on a kang without clothes, and they all started shouting in fright.

Good guys, it's really undeniable, it's exciting enough!

Wu Xiulian couldn't care about the hen anymore, so she rushed into the house like crazy, grabbed Cui Baozhu and beat her: "You dead girl, you're going to get engaged, but you're with such a poor man?" What are you trying to do? Shame or not? ”

She scooped up a feather duster and beat Li Tao: "You poor man dares to harass my daughter, I will fight with you!" ”

Li Tao dodged twice, pushed her away, and hurriedly got dressed.

But because I was in too much of a hurry, I took my pants upside down and couldn't wear them at all.

He could only jump off the kang in briefs: "Don't hit my aunt, I was wrong!" He was very happy in his heart, Cui Baozhu is not married to Lao Tzu now?

Cui Baozhu's hair was unkempt and he buttoned in a panic: "Mom, don't shout, you want people to hear it!" ”

Wu Xiulian also knew that she couldn't let people know, so she took a sip: "Dead slut, you wait!" She was going to reassure the two women behind her and tell them to keep a secret for the time being.

But how could Sun Jiyong let this matter pass so calmly, the news had already spread.

I heard that it was peachy news, and the men, women and children of the whole village didn't care about dinner, so they all ran out to watch the excitement.

"Humph! Dare to calculate Lao Tzu's daughter-in-law, this is all light! Sun Jiyong scattered all those letters in the crowd and left directly.

Some of the literate picked up the letter and read it out.