Chapter 31: We Just Don't Have Quality
Wu Xiulian's face was a little better: "Yes, if she dares to really care, see that I can't kill Wang Fang!" ”
At this time, the sound of firecrackers rang out at the door, which was deafening.
Cui Jianjun hurriedly came in: "What's the ink?" Li Tao is here to pick up the kiss! ”
"This is coming out, you change your clothes, it's too bumpy, it's all pleats."
Cui Jianjun pulled his clothes impatiently: "It's just marrying a girl, and it's not a son getting married, it's almost over." ”
The two went out, and Cui Baozhu breathed a sigh of relief, and was finally going to marry out of this suffocating family.
Li Tao came in, and he was dressed like a dog today.
The two held hands and carried out the wedding ceremony in the midst of everyone's laughter.
Cui Xiuyun and Sun Jiyong were sitting at a table in the corner, drinking tea and chatting with melon seeds.
She asked Cui Baoshan what handle he had in his hands, and he left so obediently.
Sun Jiyong leaned over and muttered a few words in her ear.
Cui Xiuyun's face turned red, and she took a sip: "No one is right!" ”
"What I said is true, daughter-in-law, I will never lie to you in my life!"
It turned out that when this guy was fifteen years old, he bought a strong pill from the so-called miracle doctor, drank it with medicinal wine, and then went up, and actually took a fancy to a cow at the entrance of the village.
No one would listen to him, so he shouted loudly, unbuckled his trousers and walked over.
As a result, he was knocked into the dung pit by a cow, and he struggled for a long time before he was fished up, and he was pickled and smelly, and he was stinky after washing for several days.
"Only a few of us know the details of this matter, he loves face the most, for fear of spreading it."
Cui Xiuyun was about to vomit: "Don't say it, you people are disgusting!" ”
Sun Jiyong's eyes widened: "That's right, I've always been decent, and this matter has nothing to do with me." ”
"Fish looking for fish, shrimp looking for shrimp! You must have been very lewd back then. ”
"Really wronged. I didn't. Sun Jiyong still wanted to refute a few words, but seeing his daughter in his arms, he didn't say much.
Fu Bao leaned on his father's arms and listened to the gossip, and he was also dumbfounded.
She has practiced for two lifetimes, and she has never heard of such a heavy taste.
Wang Fang was busy entertaining guests not far away.
Cui Xiuyun picked up a peanut and ate it: "Hmph, it's really not fishy to eat a hundred beans." Let her go. Anyway, it's just a little bit of physical strength. ”
At this time, the uncle who was in charge of receiving the gift money came: "Pay your gift money, and I'll send you!" ”
Cui Xiuyun didn't want to give it, but after thinking about it, she still took two yuan.
The uncle was stunned, and at this time, the village was basically twenty. Otherwise, it's some noodles, fabrics, blankets and whatever.
Relatives are generally fifty, one hundred, and even thousands of good ones.
This cousin just gave such a little, and it seems that there is a lot of hatred between relatives.
At this time, there was a lot of noise outside, and the newlyweds came over surrounded by everyone and carried out a series of ceremonies.
This was followed by the wedding feast.
Li Tao and Cui Baozhu made a bloody investment, braised pork, elbows, roast chicken......
Plates of hard dishes were served, and snow-white steamed bun rolls were put into a pot and served.
And all the people cheered.
This is really too rare for the indifferent villagers, and they all threw off their cheeks and ate wildly.
Cui Xiuyun was not polite, like other women, she even ate and took it.
In addition to vegetables, she also grabbed steamed buns, flower rolls, cigarettes, candy cubes or something, and took whatever she caught.
The men, on the other hand, were arguing and drinking. Cheap liquor in bulk, large glasses poured into the stomach.
Sun Jiyong didn't drink with others, so he used a small spoon to hold a little canned juice for his daughter to drink.
Fu Bao clapped his hands happily: It's really delicious! Hawthorn canned, eternal god!
While eating, Cui Sun's came over angrily.
She deliberately changed into a red dress today, and the hair with few hairs left was twisted into a bun.
She pointed at Cui Xiuyun and scolded: "Damn, XX!" How much did you take your sister when she got married? Do you still have the face to eat? Hurry up and get the money, otherwise the old lady won't be able to die! ”
Behind him, Cui Baoku also shouted: "Yes, it's really not a thing!" Grandma, you hurry up and beat her! ”
This kid is short and fat, with a dark face full of acne, but because he is the eldest grandson, he is naturally arrogant.
Cui Xiuyun ate a piece of braised pork slowly, fat but not greasy, really delicious.
"My married cousin gave me two dollars, and I naturally paid her two back. And I'm married to a man who doesn't fight for it, and I don't have any money! Otherwise, if you return the dowry to me, I will have the money to give the gift. ”
Cui Sun raised his hand angrily and hit: "You white-eyed wolf, dare Xiao want a dowry?" See if I don't tear the mouth of your! ”
"Alas, old lady, calm down." Sun Jiyong was eating elbows just now, and all the oil in the hand he grabbed was wiped on the old lady's clothes.
Cui Sun's jumped up in distress: "The old lady's new clothes, you are damned?!" ”
Cui Xiuyun said: "We are so unqualified. What the hell. ”
"Well, don't be angry, it's done! Rub. Sun Jiyong went to get the towel and bumped his elbow into Cui Baoku.
Cui Baoku staggered and wanted to hold on to the table, but by coincidence, he held down the bowl of hot and sour soup with one hand, and the bowl of soup was all pasted on Cui Sun's face.
"Alas! Die to you! Cui Sun's body was filthy and screamed.
Sun Jiyong hurriedly said: "Sun Baoku, you can't treat your grandmother like this if you are dissatisfied, you are too ignorant!" ”
Everyone around looked at it.
Cui Baoku's face was as suffocated as a purple eggplant, and he said hurriedly: "No." I didn't have ......"
"The child didn't mean it, so people knew that he didn't honor his grandmother when they heard it." Cui Xiuyun glared at Sun Jiyong: "Treasure house, you hurry back and get a new dress for grandma." Don't worry, none of us will say that you deliberately hurt your grandma. ”
Cui Baoku was young after all, and he was wrapped around, so he hurriedly thanked him: "Thank you, cousin!" And then he ran.
Cui Sun's eyes and nose were spicy, and when he saw his eldest grandson being played, he was so angry that he was about to faint. can only swear at Cui Xiuyun and Sun Jiyong. It's a pity that it's vague and I don't know what to say.
The people around hurriedly persuaded not to be angry on the big day.
Cui Xiuyun almost laughed out loud.
Cui Baozhu and Li Tao stood on the stage and watched Cui Sun's trouble, and they were very embarrassed.
Li Tao said: "So old, can't you bear it?" Ruined the wedding, and didn't give any face. ”
Cui Baozhu frowned: "You can bear with it!" Don't let people see jokes. ”
At this time, a woman suddenly rushed in from outside: "Are you worthy of me?" If you don't make it clear, I'm not done with you! ”
Sun Jiyong squeezed his eyes at Cui Xiuyun: "The show is coming!" ”
This woman is about thirty years old, not beautiful, but she has a plump body and a red mole on the corner of her mouth, which is particularly charming and moving.
Many of the villagers present knew that it was Zhao Lanhua from the neighboring village!
This woman also has a hard life, she has been married several times, and her husband has all died, and everyone says that she is a husband.
In order to make a living, she opened a small shop at the entrance of the village, attracting men from all over the country to play cards at her house and sell some cigarettes and alcohol.
The women of the village did not like her and called her a vixen.
Li Tao saw her pale, and he almost sat on the ground.
Cui Xiuyun raised her eyebrows, daring to love her and Li Tao still have a leg!?