Chapter Twenty-Six: Wanwan, I've always wondered, are you barefoot, aren't you afraid of stepping on dog shit?
"So, what's the situation now?"
Zhou Du stood on a grassy green grass and asked in surprise.
"Ding, welcome to the new world!"
The system said, "Just go too far into the world at will, and now start making a new world!" ”
"Ding, the current world, the Legend of the Double Dragon of the Tang Dynasty!"
"Current Host Identity...... Evil Emperor to Yutian! ”
The system continued, "Host, do you have a big vote?" ”
"How big can it be?" Zhou Du rolled his eyes, "Even the Resident Evil of the Condor World has been figured out, what else can you do now?" ”
"The Legend of the Double Dragon of the Tang Dynasty, if you die, you will kill Li Shimin, and you won't let him be the emperor!"
Zhou Du shrugged, "What else can there be?" ”
"Ding, is the host going to be the emperor?" The system asked.
"Inappropriate!"
Zhou Du directly refused.
Be the emperor of Nima.
Sleep later than the dog and wake up earlier than the chicken.
To be a wise gentleman, your life is not long.
Be a faint gentleman, others will scold you.
Maybe someone will rebel and kill you directly.
So, be a fart emperor!
If modern people have crossed over, their favorite thing is to be a free prince.
"Ding, play big!"
The system said gently, "Reverse the Heavenly Dao!" ”
Zhou Du: "???? ”
I'm just a mere great grandmaster, you let me reverse the way of heaven?
System, although we are not serious, although we are making a fuss, but can you give me a reasonable task?
"Ding, according to the mandate of heaven, Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing Dynasties!"
"After the Song Dynasty, Mongolia will go south and massacre the people of the Southern Dynasty!"
"Then, Zhu Yuanzhang rose up, and finally expelled the Tartars and restored China."
"After the Ming Dynasty, Wu Sangui switched on and off to welcome the Qing soldiers into the customs, and the Qing Dynasty ruled the Central Plains, so that there would be a dark era in the future!"
"This is the definition of the Heavenly Dao!"
"So, are you going against the sky?"
The system said, "If you want to do it, make it big!" ”
Zhou Du clenched his fists suddenly.
I'm an angry young man, so I'm easily irritated!
System, it!
Let's do it!
"Ding, break the Mongolian dragon vein, break the Qing dragon vein, break the cherry blossom country vein!"
The system said gently.
Zhou Du: "......"
It's so lofty, but ......
I won't!
"Ding, just listen to me!"
The system said indifferently, "So so, so, so!" ”
Zhou Du: "......"
Okay, you have the final say.
The world of the Legend of Double Dragons of the Tang Dynasty, as for the plot......
Zhou Du pondered the plot for a while and looked up into the distance.
Evil King Stone Xuan!
The system, is it really going to get his wool?
Shi Zhixuan is in the Legend of Double Dragons in the Tang Dynasty, but he is a national hero!
He incarnated as Pei Ju, divided the Turks without spending a single soldier, and once defeated Tuyuhun and expanded thousands of miles.
The only mistake was to push Emperor Yang of Sui to expedition to Goryeo.
In fact, if it weren't for the fact that there were thieves in the court, I was afraid that he would really beat Goryeo.
It's a pity that he failed, so he is the devil and the culprit!
On top of that, he's a psychopath.
Mentally ill homicide is not illegal!
Zhou Du stretched out his hand, and the metal under the ground condensed and turned into a long sword.
Zhou Du stepped on the long sword and flew out.
Let's go to the land of Bashu first and find Shi Zhixuan.
The system said that he would get his wool.
Because Shi Zhixuan's immortal seal method has one characteristic, that is...... It can restore all true qi in an instant.
"Huh, hey!"
Floating in mid-air, Zhou Du heard a voice from below.
Looking down, a man holding a one-legged bronze man, at least two hundred catties, was waving wildly, fighting with a young girl!
The man was dressed in green clothes, his face was like yellow wax, and he was skinny.
On the other hand, Zhou Du's eyes widened suddenly.
It's beautiful, it's beautiful, it's beautiful!
The girl wore a white dress, and her long black hair was like a waterfall.
The facial features are exquisite, with a different kind of temptation, and the temperament is as charming as a witch!
A pair of small feet are not an inch.
Alluring the country and the city, nothing more!
Zhou Du swallowed a mouthful of saliva, I seemed to have unlocked some special fetish.
I seem to be moving a bit towards foot control.
This little foot is beautiful.
Zhou Du shook his head and came back to his senses.
At this moment, he understood who this girl was!
It's Wan Wan!
Throughout the legend of Shuanglong in the Tang Dynasty, 90% of people like Wanwan and hate Concubine Xuan.
Cihang Jingzhai ...... That's called Cihang Prostitute!
A group of political women!
Looking at Wan Wan, Zhou Du had a poem in his mind.
The rain and wind are wild in March twilight, and there is no plan to stay in spring at dusk. Tearful eyes asked Huahua silently, and the red flew over the swing.
Her infatuation, her love, her love...... That's it!
Xu Ziling, are you blind when you step on a horse?
Or are you like most people, and the more you can't get something, the better?
In the TV series, Xu Ziling also gave Wan Wan a night, but in the novel, Wan Wan didn't get anything, only the endless scars!
"You Niaoti, I respect you, call you uncle, don't respect you, you are nothing!"
Wan Wan Jiao screamed, and slapped it out with one palm.
You Niaoti chuckled, and the bronze man in his hand turned, waving the tiger and the tiger.
Zhou Du was slightly stunned, perverse and tired?
This seems to be Xiang Yutian's disciple!
Xiang Yutian is also a sixth child.
Because he was afraid that the Dao Heart Demon Dafa would bring disaster to the world, but he had to follow the rules of the master's sect, he accepted You Niaoti and four people as apprentices.
These four people are all not right, and in order to compete for the Dao Heart Demon Dafa, they are fighting each other, so they can't cause trouble.
I'm Xiang Yutian now, and the following are my disciples!
Zhou Du fell directly from the sky, and You Niaoti smashed it down with a bronze man in his hand!
Wan Wan's body swayed, like a fairy, her body fluttered, dodging this move!
Wan Wan dodged this time and hid right in front of Zhou Du.
Wan Wan: "......"
Why are there ambushes here?
You Niaoti's face also changed, could it be that Wan Wan's helper came?
This time the battle for the immortal seal method cannot be lost!
So......
There was a thud......
You Bird Tired knelt down!
Wan Wan was even more shocked after being shocked.
She thought that Zhou Du was You Niaoti's helper, but now she ......
Wan Wan felt that her brain was not enough.
Why did this person kneel directly when he just came out?
Zhou Du: "......"
Xiang Yutian, what did you do to your apprentice?
You see it scares your apprentice.
As soon as he saw me, he knelt down.
Wan Wan swallowed softly, "This senior ......"
"Scared?"
Zhou Du looked at Wan Wan and smiled slightly, and then looked at You Niaoti, "So afraid of me?" ”
"Division...... Master! ”
You Bird said tiredly, "Your old man is not, isn't it already ......?"
"You mean to say that I went to the Dao Heart to cultivate demons, and then went mad and burped, right?"
Zhou Du said with a smile.
Yes, Xiang Yutian was in the original plot, and there was news that he had gone mad and burped.
In fact, Xiang Yutian secretly shattered the void.
Wan Wan's complexion changed.
You Bird is tired of calling him Master?
He is......
"Wanwan, I've always wanted to ask one thing!"
Zhou Du's figure flickered, and he had already appeared in front of You Niaoti, grabbed You Niaoti's head, and he smiled at Wan Wan.
Wanwan: "What do you want to ask?" ”
"You've been barefoot, aren't you afraid of stepping on shit?"
Zhou Du asked curiously.
Wanwan: "(꒪Д꒪)? ”