Chapter Eighty-Six: Such a Big Immortal, Want to Accept Us as Little Brothers?
Zhou Du rolled up his sleeves.
It's all out of the way, Lao Tzu is going to pretend to be forced.
"Alas!"
Zhou Du sighed, "Back then, heaven and earth fought together against the infected!" ”
System: "......"
"Heavenly Court, the underworld has sent all troops, just to protect the peace of the Three Realms!"
"But in the final battle, all the immortals were killed!"
"I am immortal, and after a long time of recuperation, I have re-entered the customs!"
"Now, the heavens are withering and the underworld is shattered."
"The world is in chaos!"
"I was born in order to reshape reincarnation and return the Three Realms to a bright future!"
Zhou Du said calmly, "Don't ask me about the battle...... I don't want to say it! ”
Mainly, I don't know if I ride a horse.
Yan Chixia and Xiahou Swordsman: "......"
It always felt like he was pretending.
"I am the Son of Heaven in the Northern Yin, the Emperor of Xudu!"
Zhou Du said indifferently, "I have looked at the Three Realms with my discerning eyes, and I have decided to find a few people to assist me and help me reshape the reincarnation of heaven and earth together!" ”
"So, I'm here!"
"Yan Chixia, Xiahou Swordsman......"
"Mess with me!"
"Be my little brother!"
Zhou Du's face was sincere.
Yan Chixia and Xiahou Swordsman: "......"
Yan Chixia has seen demons and ghosts, and she knows a little bit about myths and legends.
But Xiahou Swordsman had never seen demons and monsters, so naturally he didn't believe it at all.
"Don't believe me?"
Zhou Du asked with his head sideways.
Yan Chixia and Xiahou Swordsman shook their heads frantically.
Zhou Du: "......"
Is my ability to fool has decreased?
What I said before, what people believed!
Zhou Du took a step forward and grabbed Xiahou Swordsman and Yan Chixia one left and one right.
The power in the body instantly imprisoned the two of them.
He grabbed the two of them, took off directly into the air, and flew towards the sky.
"I'm going to tell you a joke......
"Someone once flew up and flew out of the earth 0......"
"And then died of lack of oxygen!"
Zhou Du said with a smile.
Xiahou Swordsman and Yan Chixia: "???? ”
, don't fly, we believe!
The first time Xiahou Swordsman saw Flying, he was completely convinced.
And Yan Chixia thought more.
If you want to fly, you have to fly!
But this person actually flies in the sky?
Zhou Du dragged the two of them to change directions and flew in the direction of cherry blossoms.
After a while, I was already above the cherry blossoms.
He took a deep breath and slapped it down.
With a bang, the ground cracked, and a roar resounded through the heavens and the earth.
It was as if the whole world was trembling.
Yan Chixia and Xiahou Swordsman:!
Served!
"Convinced?"
Zhou Du said gently, "If you don't believe it, destroy the world and show it to you!" ”
"If the world is destroyed, when the time comes, I will reshape the reincarnation, and I will not have to worry about the affairs of ordinary people!"
Zhou Du grinned, "Do you believe it?" ”
"Believe, believe!"
Yan Chixia and Xiahou Swordsman hurriedly shouted.
If this Nima doesn't agree with each other, he will directly destroy the world?
Zhou Du grabbed the two of them and turned into a light, and then returned to Lanruo Temple.
Plop twice......
Xiahou Swordsman and Yan Chixia's legs were weak, and they sat directly on the ground.
Emperor Xudu?
Is he really the Emperor of Xudu?
The two of them glanced at each other, and they both saw endless horror.
The heavens collapsed, and the underworld was shattered......
The two worlds of heaven and earth fought together to infect the infected?
What is an infected person?
"Don't ask what you shouldn't ask......"
"I only saw that you two have upright personalities, so I plan to take you under my command!"
Zhou Du smiled and said, "How about it, be my little brother, right?" Otherwise......"
Yan Chixia and Xiahou Swordsman: "......"
You are such a big immortal, and you still threaten us?
We......
"Meet the Emperor!"
The two stood up and bowed.
Zhou Dumei smiled, smiling like a chrysanthemum.
"Good, good!"
Zhou Du took out the Taiji Xuanqing Dao and handed it to the Xiahou swordsman, "You enter the Dao with martial arts, which is very extraordinary, but ...... You still have to cultivate immortals! ”
"Come, this Taiji Xuanqing Dao was created by Wudang Zhang Sanfeng!"
Zhou Du smiled slightly.
There's no way, they don't know who Patriarch Aoba is......
I had no choice but to fool them, this was created by Zhang Sanfeng.
After all......
Zhang Sanfeng is so famous among the heavens and all worlds!
Xiahou Swordsman's eyes widened.
This is created by Zhang Zhenren?
"Thank you Emperor for the law!"
Xiahou Swordsman was incomparably excited.
Yan Chixia also looked at Zhou Du with a blank eye.
"Ahem, Yan Chixia, you have your own immortal cultivation method, don't look at me!"
Zhou Du smiled slightly.
Yan Chixia: "......"
Is it my fault that I know Shushan Imperial Sword Technique?
Emperor, I also want you to give me the Fa!
"I'm here, on the one hand, to meet you, and on the other hand, to have some fun, and kill garbage along the way!"
Zhou Du said indifferently, "The old demon of Montenegro occupies the city of vain death......"
"And the person he wants to marry now, the person he wants to marry is a female ghost here, named Nie Xiaoqian!"
"Reshaping reincarnation is not something that happens overnight......"
"So, I'm out to have fun."
A smile appeared on the corner of Zhou Du's mouth.
Yan Chixia and Xiahou Swordsman: "??? ”
Why do you feel that the Emperor is so obscenely smiling?
"Is there really a ghost here?"
Xiahou Swordsman exhaled, "I've never seen it, but tonight I'm going to open my eyes." ”
"Stay put, tonight is my showtime!"
"I'm funny, don't be scared when the time comes."
Zhou Du smiled gently.
Xiahou Swordsman and Yan Chixia: "??? ”
"Okay, the night is too cold, let's go in first!"
Zhou Du dragged the two into Lanruo Temple.
Yan Chixia: "......"
This Lanruo Temple is my territory.
Emperor, are you really good?
Entering Lanruo Temple, Zhou Du took out some things.
Xiahou Swordsman and Yan Chixia's faces were calm.
Isn't it just taking food out of nothingness?
People are the Emperor of Xudu, isn't this a small means?
Zhou Du began to continue to flicker, what a bright future, what a reincarnation!
What is for the sake of the common people, we want to fight a future.
And so on and so forth......
The two were fooled into not finding the north.
"Lao Yan, I won't fight with you in the future!"
Xiahou Swordsman was a little drunk, "We need to do something more meaningful!" ”
"Lao Xia, you're right!"
Yan Chixia smiled, "Let's follow the emperor, let's keep the right and ward off the evil!" ”
"Excuse me, is there anyone here?"
A crisp voice came.
Zhou Du: "??? ”
For Mao he will come?
He was mentioned by me, the account book is not wet, he should have received the account!
Will Mao come over?
The gears of the plot, who will lubricate you.
As for it?
"Is that you?"
Seeing Ning Caichen come in, Xiahou Swordsman was a little surprised.
"Is that you?"
Ning Caichen said excitedly, "Great, you can also see acquaintances in the wilderness......"
"No, what are you doing?"
Yan Chixia snorted coldly, "You scholar, dare to stay here?" ”
"Why not?"
Ning Caichen asked in surprise.
"There are ghosts here!"
Yan Chixia snorted coldly.
"The son is silent, and the strange power is confused!" Ning Caichen said.
"I said, you didn't understand Lao Kong's central idea!"
Zhou Du smiled gently.
"Zi Bu Silent Strange Power Confusion means ......"
"Confucius doesn't speak, and he beats you insane with strange force!"
Zhou Du instantly appeared behind Ning Caichen.
Ning Caichen: "??? ”
"Bang!"
Zhou Duyi slapped Ning Caichen unconscious!
Yan Chixia and the others: (O_o)??