Chapter 682: Look at my tricks
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Chapter 682 Look at My Trick (Ask for Tickets, Ask for Collection Subscription)
On this morning, the city gate on the east side of Arcadelin was as lively as ever, with a constant stream of traffic, a bustle of pedestrians, the sounds of hawkers, the sounds of friends, the sounds of scrambling for the streets, all kinds of noisy sounds mingled, as on every day.
A young girl dressed in a blue cloth skirt with a dark complexion and a peasant dress drove a simple carriage into the crowd of people coming and going, and slowly came to the city gate.
Although she is just dressed as a countryman, coarse cloth clothes, and her skin is a little rough, she still has a delicate face, smart eyes, and a healthy and youthful beauty on her face.
Even the most famous courtesan in the city has to be ashamed of herself in front of her, and she is willing to bow down.
At first, I only thought she was very attractive, then I looked at it again, and then I felt that my eyes lit up, and then I looked closely, and suddenly I felt very amazing.
Along the way, many people saluted her, and the young man who was just beginning to fall in love glanced at her, and immediately turned red, like a frightened rabbit, and looked away from his innocent eyes.
The Semitic people are enthusiastic and unrestrained, and the young people are very eager to go up and talk to them.
But seeing that the girl is very skilled in this set, and obviously very familiar with how to deal with them, as long as she shows her eyes, slightly reveals her cold gaze, and reveals an expression that rejects people thousands of miles away, it is enough to discourage those ruffians who are not psychologically good.
Even if there are still some unwilling puppies, they want to stalk her, entangle around her, and say flowery words in their mouths.
And at this time, as long as the girl said lightly: "The conditions of the people are very ...... It's simple.
I have a car and a house, and my parents are dead. Swiss banks have 50 million deposits and eight wine estates in Italy. A 1,000-square-meter sea-view villa, no less than a direct earl with a history of 500 years.
Otherwise...... Just get out of the way. Don't delay the old lady's time~"
As soon as these words came out, it was like a 50-ton hammer, which immediately shattered the fragile confidence of countless young people. So these puppies can only run away from the wind.
Only let some old pedants with colored hearts and no color and courage shout again and again, "The human heart is not ancient, the human heart is not ancient".
But they don't want to think about it, they can't even afford a house the size of a bathroom in the capital, and they still dream of a beautiful woman falling from the sky, and they can't wait to contribute 350 million after sticking people upside down, is that possible, there are really many knights.
The continent of Amelia is also home to hundreds of millions of people, vast land, many cities, and many famous families.
But the very simple and simple conditions in the girl's mouth are enough to wipe out 99.99% of the people.
Those middle-aged people with big bellies, who think that they have two money, and have a knighthood, and who are also sitting in luxurious, carriages from the cottage of the Flying Eagle Company, even if they have a heart, but the tigress in the family is on the side, they are high-powered big people, and the wives they marry are also the daughters of high-powered people, and in addition, the daughters of the Semitic tribe are very strong.
Helplessly, these big people could only drool, look at it fiercely, and then hurriedly look away when their wives hadn't found out......
But the world is always an exception, and there are some ruffians who either feel that they have enough conditions, or firmly believe that they are much more handsome than shit, or they are purely full of self-confidence, stupidly don't know how many pounds and taels they have, read a few sour articles written by rotten girls, and believe that the truth can feel the world.
I thought that with a little effort, that flower might be inserted without paying attention.
Stuck to it at the moment, pestering her on the girl's left and right.
The girl seemed to have seen too much of this situation, and put it on other women, and at this time she was already annoyed, and maybe she had already beaten away these disciples with a club.
But she didn't panic at all, but chuckled very badly, glanced at the color embryo that was squeezing her with a greedy face, and said leisurely: "Okay, let's find a time tomorrow and go to my place for a cup of coffee." ”
Then gently squeeze your eyes.
This made the entangled riffraff overjoyed, and it was easy to realize that this was easy.
You know, this coffee has a lot of meanings......
It can be just literally, a man and a woman in a shop that looks very slaughtering, order twice as expensive instant coffee, pretend to be a petty bourgeoisie, and maybe like a philosopher, discuss the future development direction of human society in simple terms.
Just when the ruffian gave the soul and wanted to enter Fei Fei, thinking that good luck had finally befallen him, the girl sneered, and then turned her fingers slightly.
At that moment, a sign with black wood and gold paint will appear in front of the ruffian.
The brand is very ordinary, black and inconspicuous, but the word "secret" on it is clearly engraved.
Although they had never seen it before, people were able to recognize the sign at the first time through all kinds of bizarre rumors.
The sign of the Semitic Secret Espionage Bureau can definitely make the vast majority of people, including ordinary minor nobles, scared.
Everyone knows that the person holding this sign says please and coffee, and it can only mean one thing: you kid is dead.
Then those lovers who had been sweet-talking, claiming that the sea would not change their minds, immediately disappeared at the far end of the horizon at a speed of 800 yards per hour, and they didn't even have the courage to look back, and they were afraid that they would run slowly and be remembered by the woman.
It was only at this time that these people remembered the old saying "a woman is a tiger".
The girl was none other than Deibole.
These days, although she has entered the imperial city and has met with Adling, she is also a Semitic felony who has been wanted and offered a bounty, and the bounty has been opened to the point of smacking.
Therefore, this qiē is all done secretly in the dark.
Although Adling has escaped repeatedly, she is a royal family, and she is also the heroine who is about to be reconciled, so she has not been abused, but she has been imprisoned in the imperial city, and she is under heavy surveillance, and there are several people watching her at all times.
It was not easy to get her out, and Deibol knew that it would be an almost impossible task on his own.
Even if Dhippole tried his best, now he only found an opportunity to disguise himself and mix up with Adeling to become a gardenwoman in that garden.
Deibol thought that as long as he blended inside and observed slowly, he would always find loopholes and come up with a feasible plan.
She drove the carriage, got rid of the wild bees and butterflies, and galloped slowly into the city gate. Then stopped.
The guard next to him walked over lazily, and when he saw her appearance, his eyes lit up at the moment, and he squeezed his eyebrows and laughed: "Little girl, where did you come from, where are you going, do you have a mother-in-law?
As he spoke, the little soldier patted his chest and boasted about himself, and said to Deibaule with eyebrows: "Although we are not a big official, and we are exposed to wind and rain all day long, we also have a lot of gray income. And it's very promising. There are people above us, maybe one day we will be able to become the city guard. You can also be a city watchman's wife. How's it going?"
The soldiers immediately burst into a burst of unbridled laughter.
Someone next to him couldn't look at it, and said coldly at the moment: "Yes, girl, this is a big puddle of shit, if you don't believe it, you can insert this fresh medicine and try it, and keep it satisfied." ”
When Deibol heard this, his eyes couldn't help but twinkle. Hurriedly turned his head to look, and there was a crowd of people waiting to enter the city, but he did not find the person who spoke.
She narrowed her eyes and searched carefully through the crowd for a long time, but in the end she still couldn't find it.
At this time, those soldiers and ruffians couldn't help but be furious when they saw someone blocking the way.
The petty officer at the head jumped into Deibolle's carriage, pressed his sword with his hand, and shouted angrily: "Grandma's, who? Who is saying that Lao Tzu is shit? It's really a dog's heart~ Insulting officials is a felony in us."
Who? Kind of stand up?"
Listening to his roar and roar, everyone at the city gate was silent, watching him rampant there.
Seeing this, the officer immediately sneered and said, "Okay, good, there is a kind of strange thing, there is no kind of admittion, it is really a fucking kind." ”
He turned his head and shouted to the soldiers: "Brothers, close the city gate for me~"
The soldiers were also full of righteous indignation at this time.
Some people were also gearing up and shouted angrily: "Grandma, you dead people, you dare to make sarcastic remarks about our adults." Today, I have to find out which bastard did it, and beat him up. ”
As he spoke, they screamed and went to close the gates.
When the people next to them saw it, they were in a hurry and hurriedly begged: "Sir, sir, raise your hands, our family is still waiting for us to buy rice for the pot." ”
The soldier waved his hand and shouted impatiently, "You dead people, you can't die without a meal." Get out of the way~"
As he spoke, he lifted his foot and kicked the man's ass and kicked the man aside.
As the heroic gatekeepers of the Semitic people, their glory and dignity are naturally more important than the bellies of the common people.
Being able to be a city guard officer in the capital Akadelin, responsible for the most oily work at the city gate, is also a figure with some backgrounds and some identities, so naturally he doesn't talk about a few dead people in the countryside outside the city.
The officer also stood majestically on the car and shouted angrily: "If you don't find someone today, don't think about it~"
Deibol didn't expect them to be so presumptuous, she used to go in and out as a housekeeper, these soldiers naturally didn't dare to stop them, this was the first time she had seen the majesty of the city guards towards civilians.
Deibol sneered at the moment and said, "Okay, but that's all." I'm happy to take a break. Anyway, when I turned around, the royal chief asked why the phalaenopsis orchids in the imperial garden were not delivered. Carry it for me. Alas, I remember the temper of the Steward, who seemed to ...... Not too good. ”
The officer froze.
He looked at the pots of flowers at his feet, and saw that Deipole's jade face was frosty, and he couldn't help but whisper tentatively: "This ...... This is for the palace?"
Deibol sneered, and said, "Do you think this is a vegetable plant? Do you grow such precious flowers in your garden? Oh, I forgot, as far as you are, you have never seen such a thing." ”
The officer was at a loss.
Deibol maliciously reminded: "This pot of flowers is worth five thousand gold coins, and the name of the royal garden is to bring you backstage, and together, it is estimated that you can't afford to lose it." ”
When the officer heard this, as if he had been stung by a wasp, he jumped from the car and jumped from the car with a crawling belt, and because he jumped too quickly, he staggered on the ground for a moment before he could stand up.
The people next to them saw it, and although they didn't dare to make a loud noise, they still snickered in private.
Everyone looked at Deibol and also whispered, "Sure enough, it came out of the palace, no wonder it looks so beautiful." ”
The officer looked at Deibolle's appearance, and believed seven points in his heart, and couldn't help but smile bitterly, and said, "Miss, you really came out of the palace?
Deipole snorted coldly and said, "Why didn't I say it earlier? Could it be that I also tell you about such a secret thing that I know Miss Adlin?" Or do you have to tell you this kind of thing if His Highness Accadore has nothing to do and send me flowers when he has nothing to do?
The officer froze, and his face immediately showed a strange color. It looked like a fish that was about to choke to death, and kept opening its mouth.
And the soldiers next to him also looked at Deipaule with a very strange look.
Deibol was keenly aware that there were still people who were pointing and whispering something on the side, and looking at their expressions, it seemed that they were very disapproving of the officers of the city guard.
She couldn't help but be stunned. Although what I said is a big name, it seems that it is far from reaching this effect.
She couldn't help but raise her eyebrows slightly, and secretly said in her heart: Did I do something wrong just now?
At this moment, the sound of the people next to him came to talk.
"Do you know how popular these soldiers are?"
"yes, I wonder if they shouldn't be so hot-tempered, right?
"You don't know. Just now, these soldiers and ruffians stopped a group of people, and when they saw that they were from other places, they wanted to extort money from other people. But then, the man jumped out of the car, shook his hand and gave them two mouths, the sound was called a crisp, that was a sound, and that was enjoyable. I can hear it from all distances. ”
"Oh my God, so they don't fight yet?"
"Spank a fart. As soon as the man made a move, these guys who bullied the weak and feared the hard didn't dare to move, and among those people, the young man also followed this ...... The young lady said pretty much the same. The man also said, "Do I know anything and the city lord is going to sue you?" Could it be that Uncle Ben is going to sue you even if he is alone for thousands of miles?"
Deibol was immediately shocked again.
Although she didn't know about others, and when Leo committed this case, she had already left Naian, but this case of Lei Guangguang, who traveled alone, was too famous and famous, as long as she heard it, even if she thought about it with her toes, she knew who did it.
Except for the spoiled lawless little dead fat man, and the young man who makes people can't help but have itchy hands and want to beat him when they see it, they don't think about anyone else.
Because no one has the guts they have.
In addition to Lorraine and Leo, there is also the stupid Vera, even if Lorraine singles out the Hades, she will not hesitate to follow, there is no one on the Amelia continent, and no one in the Holy Light has that much courage.
She couldn't help but give a slap and hold her breath.
Sure enough, I saw someone shouting, "What? Thousands of miles alone thunder light......? Is his old man really here?"
"Is this possible? That hero is like a dragon in the sky, a hero who sees the beginning but not the end, can you see him so lightly?"
"That'...... Then, that person said that he was Lei Daxia...... "That person eats authentically."
"Hahaha......" The other person remembered the situation at that time, and couldn't help but hold his stomach with both hands, and laughed.
Deibol could not help but turn his head to look at the man, but he saw that the man was mediocre and unnoticeable.
She waited a little longer, only to find that the man was still laughing, just as she felt a little impatient.
The man took a breath, then wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, and said, "You don't know how ridiculous it was at that time, after that person finished speaking, there was silence at that time." Everyone also thinks that he is a real Lei hero.
The petty official was also very scared. offended Lei Daxia, he was going to lose his head. Just with everyone's admiration on their faces, they were ready to talk to him
But...... But, hahaha......"
He laughed twice, and when he saw that the other party was glaring at him, it was obvious that he was about to run out of patience, and maybe he was going to punch someone in the next moment. Only then did he hurriedly suppress his laughter, and then said, "Result, result...... The man solemnly pulled out a trophy. What is the place where the Thunder Light parodies the trophy of the show. There is also a certificate next to it~
Didn't you see it, that little official's face turned blue. Hahaha......"
"Hahaha......"
When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but laugh at the moment.
Deibol couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, and couldn't help but secretly laugh in his heart: that man was now thousands of miles away, how could he suddenly come here, he really wanted to go crazy about something.
At the same time, she couldn't help but have a sour and indescribable feeling in her heart. A little dazed, he glanced back at the distant eastern sky, and consciously felt that the day was like yesterday, but then he withdrew his gaze.
She turned her head to look at the officer, and when she saw that he had come to her senses, she said coldly, "Can I go?"
The officer looked at her and couldn't help grinning, then nodded hurriedly, "Yes, yes." Absolutely. ”
He turned around and shouted a few words to the soldiers beside him.
The soldiers also knew that they had kicked the iron plate this time, and they would all be disgraced, and they ran over and reopened the gate.
Deibol watched the gates open, and at the moment he glanced coldly at the officer, and when he saw that the other man was still nodding and bowing, with a smirk on his face, he could not help turning his head back with some disgust.
She was about to whip her horse, but when the gate was opened, a strange puddle of water appeared on the ground in the middle.
Deibol hesitated. This is clearly urine~ Who is so bold as to dare to pee in the gate cave of the Imperial City of Acaderin?
Someone next to him looked at the water stains, and then smiled and pointed out, saying, "When the gang left, there was a little fat man who was very arrogant and on the street." Later, the strange animal that followed him also sprinkled a bubble. No, it's right there?"
Deibaule couldn't help but feel another move in his heart.
She was just about to ask.
When the soldier next to him heard the man keep talking about losing their face, he stopped doing it, and immediately stepped forward, snorted coldly, and said, "What are you doing?
Those people didn't dare to offend these Qiu Ba, for fear that they would close the city gate again, so they all accompanied the smiling faces, said a few nonsense, and then poured into the city in a hurry.
Before he could open his mouth, he found that the man had disappeared in the crowd among the people.
A wry smile appeared on the corner of her mouth, and she shook her head, driving the trace of delusion out of her mind, and then also whipped the carriage and galloped towards the city.
Deibol drove the carriage and went all the way. When I turned a corner, I suddenly saw a huge butt swaying like an elephant in the distance, but when I looked again, it disappeared again.
She couldn't help but sigh lightly, and wondered in her heart: What's wrong with her today? Could it be that her spring has finally arrived? Why does it feel a little strange, as if there are those ruffians everywhere you go?"
She couldn't help but lower her head, looked at her plump and plump **, slender waist like willows, and the slender **, and gently bit her red lips at the moment, and two blushes flew on her face.
But then, with her professional instinct cultivated over the years, she keenly felt that someone next to her was casting a strange gaze on this side, and immediately realized that she was wrong, and immediately sat up straight, re-raised her face, and drove the carriage.
She crossed the street, then came to the side of a building, and turned into a side door. After being examined by several guards, they came to a large garden.
She jumped out of the car, picked up a pot of flowers, and walked towards the garden.
She came to a corridor and saw two aristocratic maidens approaching. The two of them kept playing and laughing as they walked.
One of them shouted: "Look at my trick, the first style of the eighteen palms of the dragon, the ...... of grabbing the chest dragon claw."
Deibol slipped suddenly, and the pot of flowers snapped and fell to the ground.