Chapter Twenty-Four: Brush Your Tooth and Brush a Big Oolong
To be reasonable, this toothpaste toothbrush was indeed a good thing in ancient times, but what is the use of opening it now? It can't be eaten as a meal!
Alas, Haoyue sighed, she wasted so much bacon jerky in vain, there is nothing that can be sold in the fresh supermarket, and I am afraid that I will not even be able to open the blind box in the future.
Then, Haoyue put her hand to her mouth and sniffed it, then frowned and said, "Oh, it's a little sour, sour." ”
After all, I haven't brushed my teeth for so long since I came to ancient times, and it's normal to have a little breath, thinking of this, Haoyue decided to brush her teeth first to calm down.
But she never expected to brush her teeth, and she turned out to be a big oolong.
At this time, it was getting late, everyone was busy setting up tents, Haoyue scooped some water in the water tank with a bear hug cup, squeezed some soybean-sized toothpaste on the toothbrush, and then found a place to brush her teeth.
The wool toothbrush flutters up and down in her mouth, the white foam gradually spreads in Haoyue's mouth, and the fresh mint toothpaste is refreshing and refreshing.
Haoyue was shaking her little head and enjoying all this, but she didn't know that her foaming at the mouth was no different from poisoning in the eyes of outsiders.
"Five uncles and five aunts! Oh no, Sister Haoyue, she's poisoned! A half-grown hairy boy was startled when he saw Hatsuki foaming at the mouth, and he thought that Hazuki had also been poisoned by eating locusts, so he shouted towards the camp.
Poisoning? Who was poisoned?
Haoyue, who was concentrating on brushing her teeth, heard someone shouting that she was poisoned, and she felt inexplicable, and before she could react, she was thrown to the ground by someone.
The person who threw Haoyue to the ground and tried to pinch her mouth open was called Xu Laifu, a child of her second cousin's family, and also Haoyue's cousin, a very warm-hearted child on weekdays.
"Spit it out! Spit it out! Xu Laifu was hammering Haoyue's back hard, trying to make her spit out the locusts she had eaten.
But Xu Laifu didn't take it seriously, and Haoyue had mouthwash in her mouth, and this toss directly made Haoyue choke on the water in her trachea.
"Ahem, ahem!"
Haoyue coughed violently because of choking on water, her face was red and hot, and she was so choked that she couldn't speak for a while.
"Fifth uncle! Fifth aunt! Come on! Sister Hatsuki is poisoned! Xu Laifu shouted while carrying Haoyue on his back and running back, his skinny back hurting Haoyue.
Hearing Xu Laifu shout like this, Haoyue knew that he had been misunderstood and made a big oolong.
No, I'm not poisoned! I'm just brushing my teeth!
"Ahem, ahem!" Haoyue was choked by the water and coughed, and even made an asthmatic, breathless convulsion sound in her throat.
Shen Yinxing and Xu Jingyang were almost frightened when they saw Hao Yue's appearance, and Xu Ajiu's eyes were already red.
Caring is chaotic, usually the eight winds do not move, and Shen Yinxing and Xu Jingyang, who are refreshed and idle, were so frightened for a while.
"Emperor, my emperor" Xu Jingyang took Haoyue and held it in his arms, patted his back and smoothed his breath, tossed for a long time, and Haoyue relieved his breath.
In the midst of the worries on the faces of the family, Haoyue raised her little hand tremblingly, and said weakly: "Daddy, brother, I wasn't poisoned, I was just brushing my teeth just now." ”
When Shen Yinxing heard this, he instantly put his mind at ease, and then asked, "Then why did you breathe like that just now?" ”
Haoyue pointed to Xu Laifu, who was scratching his head next to him, and said, "I was just brushing my teeth, and then he threw me to the ground directly, so I choked on mouthwash." ”
After making trouble for a long time, it turned out to be a big oolong, Xu Laifu scratched his head embarrassedly, and then compensated Haoyue.
But people are also kind, but they were almost choked to death, Hao Yue waved her hand to show that she didn't care, and then squeezed some toothpaste and put it in a bamboo tube to give it to Xu Laifu, saying that this thing can not only clean your teeth, but also apply it to the injured area to reduce swelling.
After listening to this, Xu Laifu took the bamboo tube filled with toothpaste, and then thanked Haoyue and went back to his tent.
"Oh, I scared my mother to death just now" Shen Yinxing pinched the little milk fat on Haoyue's face, if something really happened to her cute baby daughter, then how could she get it?
Haoyue was speechless for a while, she didn't know what to say, how did she know that brushing her teeth could make a big fuss, so she had to smile bitterly: "Uh... Then I will pay attention to the next time I brush my teeth...."
But seeing that her family cared about her so much, Haoyue felt a warmth in her heart, her parents divorced in the last life, and she grew up with her grandmother since she was a child, and then the only grandmother who loved her also died, and she wandered alone in the world, suffering from the warmth and coldness of human affection, so she has always been particularly eager to have a happy family.
Although she is now in another world, and her family members are all formed by traversers from different planes, the people in this family treat her very well, and the people in Xujia Village are also very good, so I think this can be regarded as God's love for her.
Haoyue secretly made up her mind that in this life, she must cherish this hard-won warmth and lead everyone to get rid of hardship and live a prosperous life.
"Gollum~" Haoyue's stomach screamed out of place, since the locusts had eaten the rations and the space couldn't take out the food, she hadn't eaten a full meal in the past few days.
The big oolong that I just made because of brushing my teeth vomited again, and now my stomach is empty, and my stomach is burning with hunger.
"The frog in the stomach is barking again?" Shen Yinxing lovingly scraped the tip of Haoyue's nose: "Yue'er, bear with it no longer, you can't eat until morning, let's sleep, we won't be hungry when we fall asleep." ”
Because the rations were not much, Shen Yinxing strictly proportioned the remaining food according to the minimum daily needs of the human body, and he couldn't eat until the time.
Haoyue nodded obediently, and then looked at the deflated bag of dry food and swallowed her saliva, she was really hungry.
Seeing this, Xu Jingyang came over and picked up Haoyue, saying that he wanted to take her out for a walk, and as soon as he walked out of the tent, he stuffed a piece of bacon jerky into Haoyue's hand, and then winked at her, meaning don't let your aunt know.
Haoyue looked at the jerky in her hand, and then looked at the tighter and tighter trouser belt around Daddy's waist, her eyes were a little moist, but she didn't want to be sensational at the moment, so she said playfully: "Daddy, you steal food and be careful to be beaten to death by Auntie." ”
Xu Jingyang: "Hey, how can I be afraid of her, the emperor, remember, if you are hungry, you have to eat." ”
Haoyue nodded: "Mmmm, the truth of the world." ”
"Alas, the feeling of being hungry is even more terrible than the death of the country" Xu Jingyang hugged Haoyue, looking at the vast but empty land, and suddenly felt sad.
Knowing that the emperor's father recalled the sad things again, Haoyue didn't speak, and obediently lay on Daddy's shoulder and gnawed on the jerky, and then fed him a bite from time to time.
In the field not far from the tent, Haoyue gnawed on the jerky little by little, and then she saw a team of men and horses with big knives rushing towards the place where the Xu family was stationed, dusty along the way.
Is it a horse bandit?!
Haoyue's eyes lit up suddenly.
Mom, I look forward to the stars and the moon, but I hope you are here!