I saw that in the sky in front of me, a handsome young man waved his hand in the sky, smiling very hapi.

He had a parachute hanging on it.

Zhou Du: "......"

Well, got it!

It's Fish Day!

Among the seven fairies of joy, the smartest one.

Completely ignoring all the common sense of scientific physics, he was stunned to create a character who was awesome.

According to the plot......

He will be beaten by the Six Fairies Lan'er as a monster!

Zhou Du smiled.

There are two major scientists in the Xianxia world, one is the Moon Worship Master.

The other one is Fish Day!

The Lunatic Cult Master is not as good as the Fish Day.

You look at what people make on Fish Day.

He invented flying machines, parachutes......

It was indeed flying, but it was also beaten by the six fairies.

He invented the sky-measuring pot, headphones......

He overheard the conversation of the Heavenly Court in the human world, and was then discovered by the clairvoyant and the Shunfeng ear, and the clairvoyant blew up the heavenly cauldron.

He invented the Thousand Thunder Lead......

This time, the words of clairvoyance and downwind ears were heard.

He invented the submarine and dived into the Dragon Palace of the North Sea.

The devil knows why a submarine made of wood can withstand the pressure of such heavy seawater.

He invented the telescope......

Then I secretly saw Chang'e and the rabbit dancing.

I just don't know, did you see her changing clothes in the shower or something.

The most awesome invention is the thunder!

Li Tianwang was beaten away by the Yin Eclipse King, and he directly blasted the flying Li Tianwang into a mortal with one shot.

This is made by a mortal, can you believe it?

This is completely contrary to the laws of physics!

Zhou Du looked at the falling fish sun and smiled.

This thing saw Lu'er flying into the sky, riding a horse and chasing frantically, shouting, I want to marry you!

Outcome......

Lu'er thought about him for a long time and fell in love with him completely.

And Yuri is colorblind, and he treats the red child of the mortal world as a green child and falls in love with the red child.

As a result, I also drank the water of forgetfulness.

Speaking of Hong'er......

Ahem!

Those long snow-white legs!

This is the only impression I have when I watch TV.

This time, I'm the Chaos Ancestor, so ......

Queen Mother, rob the fairy, from now on I am in charge of the heavenly court!

After all, the Jade Emperor didn't know where to go!

In the original plot, the Jade Emperor didn't even show his face.

Now in the heavenly court, the strongest person is Taishang Laojun.

Don't bar, the bar is you win.

Anyway, Lao Jun is the strongest.

The Queen Mother is in charge of the Heavenly Court, the Barefoot Great Immortal is in charge of punishment, and King Li is in charge of the army!

In the end, the barefoot Daisenga was gone, and the rest were alive.

This is a world where only barefoot Daisen is injured.

Oh, by the way, the most injured should be the Eclipse King!

If it weren't for the matter of the Yin Eclipse King, Heavenly Court would not be easy if it wanted to change the Heavenly Rules.

I always suspect that the whole drama is the Eclipse King paving the way for the Queen Mother.

You see, in the end, except for a barefoot immortal who didn't deal with the queen mother, the rest were alive and well.

The Eclipse King is played by Teacher Xiuqing.

But Teacher Fan Xiuqing is not so handsome, I will directly give him a *** pocket.

Because I'm his master!

Zhou Du looked at the fish day!

Yuri suddenly swayed, "It's over, help!" ”

The parachute was broken, and he fell to the ground in an instant.

Zhou Du pursed his lips.

He knew that the fish day would not die and would hang on the tree.

So......

He wasn't going to save it.

"Tongzi, go on a mission!"

Zhou Du spoke proudly.

"Ding, just look at it, you are invincible in this world! When the fuss is over, I will give you three small realms of cultivation. ”

Systematized into Erha, he said disdainfully, "You are not embarrassed to cultivate now!" ”

"Go to the advanced world, you're too weak!"

"Go to the low-level world, you're too strong again!"

"What can Tongzi do?"

"Tongzi can only take you around the world of the heavens!"

"We're wandering and displaced!"

The system opened its mouth: "Two hundred and five!" ”

Zhou Du: "......"

What's wrong with my cultivation?

If you give me more cultivation, won't I be awesome?

Besides......

You are the system, what do you do with the two hundred and five of the horse?

Sick in the brain, right?

Well, you're the system, you don't have a brain.

Zhou Du stretched.

Since you don't care, then I'm going to make a fuss.

Hey, hey, hey......

The long legs in the TV series, I am most impressed by only two people.

One is that it is a miniskirt all year round...... Ma Xiaoling!

Those legs, tsk!

And then there is the big fairy Hong'er among the seven fairies of joy.

That big white ~~ legs!

I think back then, I also wasted a lot of toilet paper droplets.

Zhou Du shook his head, I'm here to make trouble, not to reminisce.

He looked in the direction of Fish Day.

Then take it one step at a time.

"Yo, people are really interesting now, do you have nothing to do to hang yourself on a tree?"

Zhou Du came to a big tree, looked at Yuri, and said with a smile.

Fish Day: Embarrassment!

Am I hanging myself on a tree?

I fell from the sky!

"Come down, you!"

Zhou Du stretched out his hand and grabbed it, and Yuri fell directly from the tree.

Yu Ri was stunned for a moment, and shouted excitedly, "You are an immortal?" ”

"I'm a youkai!"

Zhou Du rolled his eyes.

Fish Day is also a joke!

Yu Ri was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly retreated, ", you didn't save me to eat me, right?" ”

"Get out!"

Zhou Du snorted coldly, "You believe me when I say I'm a monster?" ”

"Besides, the three hundred and sixty-five righteous gods of the Heavenly Court, which one is not a monster?"

Zhou Du stretched out his middle finger.

Fish Day: "......"

Are the immortals of Heavenly Court actually monsters?

"I'm not a monster, and I'm not a god!"

Zhou Du said indifferently, "I am...... Person! ”

Fish Day: "......"

You're human, and you got me down with a wave of your hand?

"Save people to the end, send Buddha to the west, where is your home?"

Zhou Du asked.

Yuri subconsciously said, "Dongjia Village, about ten miles away! ”

Zhou Du waved his hand.

There is a systematic map, so it is natural to know where Dongjia Village is.

In the blink of an eye, the stars shifted.

Fish Day: "o(╯□╰)o"

This is going home?

Eh, it's not my home, it's my cousin's home!

"Cousin, cousin!"

Yuri hurriedly shouted.

On the side, a handsome young man, and a woman dressed in purple, beautiful as a fairy...... Well, people are immortals.

"Cousin, you're back!"

Dong Yong hurriedly stepped forward and said excitedly, "You flew and you did fly, you almost died!" ”

Yuri grinned and said, "It's okay, it's okay!" I was saved by this man! ”

"I'm going to make something that makes it possible for mortals to fly unrestrained!"

Fish Day's eyes twinkle with stars.

It was a dream that belonged to him on Fish Day.

Dong Yong's face twitched.

Cousin, can we stop fooling around?

Mortals, how can they fly into the sky?

"Thank you gentleman for saving my cousin. I don't know the name of the gentleman! ”

Dong Yong bowed his hand to Zhou Duyi.

Zhou Du waved his hand, "It's a trivial matter." You can just call me Ancestor! ”

Dong Yong's face twitched.

You are so young, I call you ancestor?

What's the matter, are you going to take advantage of me?

"Your wife is a little extraordinary!"

Zhou Du smiled and said, "Look at the breath, it's not a mortal!" ”

The Seven Fairies Zi'er was suddenly startled and looked at Zhou Du with a wary expression.

Dong Yong was also a little stunned.

Was this discovered?

"Tongzi, what's the queen mother's name?" Zhou Du asked.

"Ding, Jade Emperor Zhang Bairen, the Queen Mother is called Yaoqiong, as for the Yin Eclipse King......" the system spoke.

"It's called Wang Mingyue, I know this, I said it in the original plot." Zhou Du interrupted the system's words.

"You're Yaoqiong's daughter?"

Zhou Du stared at Zi'er and said with a smile.

Dong Yonghe Yuri: "??? ”

Who is Yaoqiong?

Zhou Du looked at Zi'er with a smile, "You should call me...... Master! ”

Zi'er: "??? ”