Chapter 215: A Thousand Golden Peony Blooms, White Peony, I Have a Thousand Gold, Is It Okay?
He Xiangu and Lu Dongbin definitely have a leg.
Otherwise, He Xiangu would not ask, and Lu Dongbin would not divert the topic.
Because they are immortals, they can't fall in love.
"What nonsense are you talking about?"
He Xiangu was furious.
The pangolin was stunned.
With your expression, you are clearly with Lu Dongbin......
The pangolin clenched its fists.
You keep saying that you can't talk about feelings, why are you with Lu Dongbin......
"Alright, don't deny anything."
Zhou Du waved his hand, "Anyway, it's my business!" β
He Xiangu was furious, pulled out her long sword, and slashed towards Zhou Du.
The eight immortals each have their own weaknesses, and He Xiangu's weaknesses are...... Robbery!
That is, impulsiveness!
If you don't agree with a word, you like to draw your sword and be beaten into a dog.
"Come and beat me, you come and hit me!"
Zhou Du chuckled, took a few steps back, and turned sideways to dodge He Xiangu's attack.
Then he pinched the sword with two fingers and smiled.
He Xiangu was kicked by him and hit the pangolin.
"Pangolin, hold her!"
Zhou Du screamed, "Otherwise, you will never have a chance again!" β
The pangolin looked at it in bewilderment.
What's that?
Why did you suddenly start fighting?
Aren't you two immortals?
He Xiangu's back hit the pangolin's chest.
The pangolin subconsciously reached out and hugged it.
Two hands were right on that.
After all, this is not acting on TV, and I never touch it.
Pangolin: Ahhhh
It feels ......
"Bring it to you!"
Zhou Du's hands reached out, "Dragon Claw Hand!" β
Pangolin: Convex (θΉθΉ)!!
What do you want to do?
Where are you going to catch?
That's mine!
He Xiangu also had an iron face, her right leg kicked back, and she directly teased her yin foot.
Pangolin: "......"
I'm dropping mother!
The pangolin clutched, then arched himself and fell down.
It hurts me!
Zhou Du's hands reached out and pinched them.
And then it slammed over.
He Xiangu let out a painful roar, and then was pinned to the ground by Zhou Du.
"Hey, hey, hey!"
Zhou Dusen smiled.
"You, you let go of the fairy girl!"
The pangolin saw that the white moonlight in his heart was being bullied, and he forgot all the pain for a moment.
He stood up abruptly and threw himself at Zhou Du.
"Get out of the way!"
Zhou Du slapped the pangolin out with a backhand.
Rubbish!
The immortals here are too weak.
Before being able to kill the crocodile god who was able to kill the sky, he was also a Xuan Immortal.
In other words, the Tongtian Sect Master here is weaker than the Xuan Immortal.
If you die, you are a true immortal.
Now it seems that He Xiangu is only at the level of heavenly immortals.
So, this world is so weak!
"Thirty-six roads are dragon claw hands!"
Zhou Du roared, his hands were wildly cast, and the thirty-six dragon claw hands were finished.
The moves all hit two basic points.
He Xiangu was furious, "Bastard, I'm one of the Eight Immortals!" β
"You are also worthy of being called the Eight Immortals?"
Zhou Du slapped her unconscious, and his fingers connected the dots, completely sealing He Xiangu.
He took out the box and opened it, and He Xiangu turned into a ray of light and fell into the box.
"This box is becoming more and more like the box used by the Eclipse King to seal the Seven Fairies......"
"So, in the original plot, did the Eclipse King loot the treasure of Heavenly Court?"
Zhou Du muttered.
"Fairy Gu, Fairy Gu!"
The pangolin screamed and flew back.
Hey, what about the fairy girl?
"What happened to the fairy girl?"
The pangolin roared.
"Grab it and play slowly in the future!"
Zhou Du smiled and said, "You also played, how do you feel?" β
The pangolin's face twitched, and his hand unconsciously grabbed the air twice.
It feels good.
Damn, now is not the time to think about this.
You release the fairy girl for me.
I haven't played yet, how dare you play!?
"Fart!"
"I've got to kill the Eight Immortals!"
Zhou Duyi poked his finger at the pangolin's head.
The pangolin froze, and a stream of memories melted into his mind.
Zhou Du turned around and disappeared.
The pangolin froze in place, checking the memory.
Then he froze.
What is it?
Is it the future?
If I really follow this development, will I end up like that?
Who is that immortal?
Why did he show me the future?
The pangolin burst out laughing maniacally.
What a bleak life!
Go on horseback!
It is......
I can't bear to be a fairy girl!
The pangolin was silent for a moment, then turned and left.
With such a dull life, I will never play on a horse again.
Become an immortal!
Lao Tzu went back and stayed up.
Great God, you're going to slaughter the Eight Immortals, right?
I'm waiting for you!
Wait for the eight immortals to die...... After the reincarnation of the fairy girl.
I'm going to stay with her.
It is......
Don't let her wander away!
Huajin Building.
Zhou Du drank a little wine, and several beautiful women beside him waited.
He quietly looked at a beautiful woman on the stage.
The beauty is beautiful, but there is a trace of sadness in her eyes.
After the song, the beauty returned to her room.
Zhou Du waved his hand, and the beauty beside him fell asleep directly.
He took a step and entered the boudoir of the beautiful woman.
Outside the window, the cold stars and the cold moon are separated by the fog, and the long night is against the residual candles.
In the mirror, his face was full of face and his hair was not combed, and his brows were frowning.
Since ancient times, amorous has always been ruthlessly mistaken, and lovesickness wears the stomach.
The beautiful woman sat quietly in front of the dresser, her tears dry.
"Who let you in?"
The beauty looked in the mirror, saw Zhou Du's figure, frowned and said.
"White peony."
Zhou Du said with a smile, "You are an oiran, and the peony daughter can be opened for others." β
"I have money."
"Let me fire you?"
Zhou Du raised an eyebrow.
White peony, the reincarnation of the peony fairy.
was punished by the queen mother and was born into a prostitute.
White Peony turned around and snorted coldly, "Get out!" β
"What's the matter, we're legal and reasonable!"
"I'll pay!"
"Just lie down!"
Zhou Du smiled slightly.
White Peony: "......"
I don't do these things!
Zhou Du snapped his fingers, and in an instant, countless petals fell in the entire room, "Romantic enough, right?" β
Bai Peony's eyes changed, "Immortal or monster?" β
"I said it's a fairy, do you throw yourself into your arms?"
Zhou Du smiled, "Lu Dongbin can play three white peonies, should I have ten white peonies?" β
"No need for too many useless movements!"
"The first nine times I used shallow moves, and the last time, I will give you a deep bone marrow!"
"Teasing you, okay?"
Zhou Du sat on the bed and said with a smile.
Bai Peony stared at Zhou Du, and suddenly sneered, "You really want me?" β
"That's good!"
White Peony stepped forward and sat down next to Zhou Du, "Come on!" β
Zhou Du: "......"
"Hmph, I know you don't have the guts!"
"Immortals, immortals are all lies!"
Bai Peony's eyes suddenly distorted, "Since you are an immortal, why do you want to provoke me again?" β
"You made me tempted, but you told me about the separation between immortals and mortals!"
"Why are you?"
White Peony roared.
"Eh, I'm not Lu Dongbin, don't throw fire at me."
Zhou Du smiled, stood up, and suddenly swallowed a mouthful of saliva.
This, that, why are there cherries?
Well, it's not just the cherry fruit, but also the two big rabbits!
Zhou Duju was condescending, looking down at the white peony, at a glance.
Sister, why do you need vacuum packaging?
In addition to being antibacterial and anti-inflammatory, what else can vacuum packaging do?
Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, I am merciful!
What a great evil!
Father...... Look twice!