Tie Guan Li was facing the bronze mirror and was putting on makeup.

"Hey, this look is really ugly!"

Tie Guan Li sighed with emotion, "It's all to blame on the pangolins!" ”

Zhou Dushi Shiran walked in, a little stunned, "Why blame the pangolin?" ”

"Who are you?"

Tie Guan Li frowned, and turned his head to look at Zhou Du, "Do you know what kind of place this is?" ”

"I said, why blame the pangolins?"

"Is it wrong for the demon to do anything?"

Zhou Du asked with a smile.

Tie Guan Li snorted coldly, "That bastard of the pangolin is a brute!" ”

"He does all kinds of evil!"

"He's a demon!"

"If it weren't for him, how could I have fallen to this point?"

"Back then, I was a beautiful man with a good demeanor!"

Tie Guan Li gritted his teeth.

Zhou Du: "......"

What's the matter with the pangolins?

Did someone recruit you and provoke you?

You yourself go out of your body, see the pangolin, say that there is a monster, and then go and him.

Didn't pangolins blow up a lot of dust on the ground and pollute your clothes?

And then they ran away.

Your own body is gone, what does it matter to others?

Why don't you go to trouble your own child?

Zhou Du directly raised his middle finger.

Tie Guan Li: "??? ”

What are you trying to convey by giving your middle finger?

"I'm too lazy to toss you!"

Zhou Du kicked it up!

Tie Guan Li: Be bold, dare to move your hooves against this immortal!

it!?

Tie Guan Li was kicked out.

Zhou Du waved his hand and put it into the magic box.

Giethoorn Mountain.

Han Zhongli had nothing to do, the fan was fanning the wind, he took the Gu cup and shook it twice.

"I bet, it's definitely one-two-three!"

Han Zhongli opened it and smiled.

"Alas, life is lonely!"

"I bet I'm the only gambling god in the world!"

Han Zhongli smiled and had a big belly.

"Bet on ***!"

"Don't you know how to refuse gambling and drugs?"

"I don't share gambling with drugs!"

Zhou Du appeared behind Han Zhongli and directly knocked Han Zhongli unconscious with a punch!

"Ding, you don't mention the yellow word!"

The system complained.

"Hehe, serious people never mention yellow!"

Zhou Du spoke proudly, took out the magic box, and searched Han Zhongli.

Next Goal...... Lan Caihe!

Lan Caihe is lazy to eat, he is the reincarnation of the barefoot immortal.

He was able to become an immortal because Sun Wukong gave him five hundred years of mana.

Sun Wukong is completely looking at the wisp of favor under the Five Fingers Mountain.

Sun Wukong, you were humiliated by the mountain god, and the barefoot immortal kicked the mountain god.

Therefore, Sun Wukong gave Lan Cai and five hundred years of skill to make him an immortal.

Zhou Du came to Xiaoyaoju.

Living in a leisurely manner is indeed very leisurely.

You see, Lan Caihe is lying in the yard, sleeping this big night.

Zhou Du: "......"

I said, how did you live so long with such a big heart?

Do you really think that you are one of the Eight Immortals, and that you are the apprentice of Sun Wukong, no one will dare to provoke you?

You want to sleep, so you can set up a ban on yourself!

"Sleep ***, get up!"

Zhou Du kicked Lan Caihe awake.

Lan Caihe, who woke up, was still a little confused, "What's wrong?" ”

Zhou Du directly sealed it and put it into the magic box!

Lan Caihe: "......"

What are you doing?

Hey, hey, whatever you're going to do, let me say something first!

Zhou Du: Hehe!

The villain died of too much talk, and the decent died of Rory's rambling.

So......

You don't need lines.

After all, you yourself are lazy, and you are too lazy to say your lines.

So be it!

Zhou Du yawned, and the last one was left.

Han Xiangzi!

The current Han Xiangzi is still called Fei Changfang.

He was arrested by Erlang God for killing a few thieves who insulted his wife, and then whipped his body.

He was sent to the eighteenth layer of hell.

After the reconciliation of Lu Dongbin and others, the Jade Emperor decided to give him a chance, demoted to a ghost immortal, and let him catch ghosts.

Later, he had to endure the punishment of five thunderbolts before he could become an immortal.

Fei Changfang's body was destroyed, and Lu Dongbin took him to find Lao Jun.

Lao Jun said that he killed people and whipped corpses, and he was guilty of a lot of sin, and he needed to be bitten by a hundred ghosts to become an immortal.

This is predestined by God.

Fei Changfang immediately burst into flames, and when he was demoted to a ghost immortal, he was dissatisfied.

He had only killed a few brutes who had plagued his wife, so why should he be tortured?

He thundered five times, and he had to be bitten by a hundred ghosts.

He angrily denounced the injustice of heaven!

Scolding the sky three times, reincarnation III.

finally became Han Xiangzi.

Fei Changfang is the most pitiful person.

His mother died, his wife died.

The reason is just ...... He doesn't believe in ghosts!

He believes in people and self-improvement!

What did he do wrong?

Everyone is calculating, calculating to get him out of the red dust.

Calculate to let his mother, let his wife die!

He's also the only one who really treats pangolins.

Zhou Du stepped out.

"Stop!"

In the middle of a wasteland, a young man with a tattooed face and a hideous look.

He holds the Yin-Yang Order and hunts down evil ghosts!

A sword aura swept through the air.

The ghosts he chased and killed were directly scattered.

Fei Changfang was stunned for a moment, and then spoke in amazement, "Who is blocking the underworld's affairs?" ”

"Are you really dead hearted?"

Zhou Du flew out with a smile.

"Who are you?"

Fei Changfang stared at Zhou Du with a glimmer of light in his eyes.

"I'm here to save you from the sea of suffering!"

Zhou Du said with a smile, "Actually, I have a question......

"Since you are doing business in the underworld, why didn't you go to see your mother and your wife?"

"Why don't you learn from Sun Wukong, make a big fuss in the underworld, and escape with your mother and wife?"

Zhou Du fell down and asked.

Fei Changfang's body also fell, he looked at Zhou Du in a daze, and suddenly smiled.

Do you think I haven't thought about it?

However, I am not the Monkey King after all!

In order for me to become an immortal, my mother and wife died.

But if I continue to be obsessed......

I'm afraid they'll be gone.

How do you let me choose?

I can only choose to become an immortal and become one of the eight immortals, so ......

My mother, my wife, they will have a good life in the next life.

"I don't dare!"

Fei Changfang smiled indifferently, "I can only go down according to their wishes, otherwise I ......"

Zhou Du: "......"

It turns out that you have resigned yourself to your fate!

However, after being bitten by a hundred ghosts, you are still angry.

After all, your weakness is that the killing intent is too heavy.

It is no wonder that Han Xiangzi after reincarnation is gentle and elegant.

I'm afraid you've figured it out yourself.

You can only follow the path they have arranged.

"Can you really give up your seven emotions and six desires?"

Zhou Du asked with a smile.

Fei Changfang exhaled, "Although I don't know who you are, I want to say, if I don't give up, how can I become an immortal?" ”

"After all, I've been so wrong!"

Fei Changfang smiled bitterly, "Okay, let's get down to business!" ”

"You killed the evil ghost I want to hunt, do you want to give an explanation to the underworld?"

Fei Changfang said indifferently and raised the Yin and Yang Order.

Zhou Du: "......"

He stretched out his hand, "Fei Changfang, how about I take you to overturn this destiny?" ”

Fei Changfang: "......"

Big brother, can we stop making trouble?

Who do you think you are?

Do you think you're the Monkey King?

What if it's the Monkey King?

Sun Wukong also can't overthrow the Mandate of Heaven, not even Heavenly Court!

It's dark, it's dark, it's bad!

What can I do?