Chapter 253: Gai Jiuyou: You mean that your words are equivalent to farting???

The Immortal Queen glanced down.

The two groping pig hands were clutching at her.

The Immortal Queen suddenly changed color, and roared angrily, "Bastard, who is you, who dares to be so rude to this palace!" ”

Bang!

Zhou Du freed up one hand and slapped the head of the Immortal Queen.

The Immortal Queen was suddenly dizzy.

Goo Goo ......

Zhou Du's hand squeezed it twice, "One word, cool, two words...... It's good to be resilient! ”

"Bastard, you're looking for death!"

The Immortal Queen roared wildly.

"Don't force it, the deity has been single for so many years!"

"I finally got to use my dragon claw hand!"

Zhou Du said gently.

Immortal Queen: "......"

Are you justified if you're single?

If you're single, can you cast a dragon claw on me?

"I'll kill you!"

The Immortal Queen roared angrily and slapped out with one palm.

Syllable!

Zhou Du had to let go of a hand again and shatter the power of the immortal queen with a slap.

"The deity Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, the dragon claw hand grabbed you, is there a problem?"

"Shouldn't you feel honored?"

Zhou Du grinned.

The color of the Immortal Heaven changed, "You are the Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable?" ”

"Why are you still alive?"

The Immortal Queen asked frantically.

"What's the matter, if the immortal emperor is allowed to live in the world forever, the deity is not allowed to live forever?"

Zhou Du sneered.

Immortal Queen: "......"

"I'm sorry, I'll tell you, the Immortal Emperor will definitely die this time!"

Zhou Du said indifferently, "He will be peeled and bone-drawn by me, and then the chicken will be stewed with mushrooms!" ”

Immortal Queen: "??? ”

Do you want to eat the Immortal Emperor?

You're looking for death......

Zhou Du: (*^▽^*)

This feels very good.

"Immortal Emperor, the old lady has been molested, haven't you come out yet?"

The Immortal Queen roared wildly.

"Stupid, he's transforming, he can't sense you at all!"

Zhou Du smiled and pressed the head of the immortal queen and pressed her into the void.

"Hey, it's a pity!"

"I want to do Cao Cao's things, but it's a pity that I ......"

"I still have a habit of cleanliness."

Zhou Du's punch slammed into the chest of the immortal queen!

The color of the immortal world has changed greatly!

"Whoa!"

Zhou Du turned into a wolf, howled, and beat the whole body of the immortal queen.

The beaten undead queen shouted wildly, and the beaten undead queen foamed at the mouth.

In the end, Zhou Du punched down.

Boom......

The Immortal Queen exploded and turned into powder.

Zhou Du looked at his fist and sighed.

Is the damping effect so bad?

Immortal diva, goodbye.

I'll miss you, after all, it feels good!

"Ding, side quest issued."

The voice of the system suddenly sounded, "Help Gai Jiuyou become the Great Emperor, reward the host, and the Great Emperor cultivates!" ”

Zhou Du suddenly clenched his fists, "Tongzi, I love you!" ”

"Get out!"

"Great!"

Zhou Du tore through the void and disappeared directly.

In the Eastern Wilderness, in an ordinary mountain range, there is an ordinary thatched hut here.

In the thatched hut, there was a very ordinary old man.

He sat there quietly, playing the piano.

"Master!"

A soft voice came from the thatched hut, and a girl who looked to be only eleven or twelve years old walked out.

"You, what are you doing when you don't go to practice?"

The old man smiled, but there were a lot of surrounds on his face, which could trap flies.

"Master, I always feel a little worse, so relax."

"I still can't be like you, Master, every move is in line with heaven and earth."

The girl smiled.

The old man smiled slightly, "That's natural, after all, my qualifications as a teacher are top-notch!" ”

"How many people in this world are the same as the teacher?"

"As a teacher, it's still very powerful!"

The old man smiled.

Girl: "......"

"Remember, failure is success!"

The old man said indifferently, "Try a few more times, and you will eventually find your own way!" ”

"I just can't play the piano up to the standard, what are you doing about failure?"

The girl was speechless, and then gagged her ears.

It's going to start again.

In any case, if you can't say a few words, the master will start to miss the past.

The old man's eyes contained vicissitudes, and there was a hint of pride between his eyebrows.

"I want to be a teacher back then, and I have never been defeated!"

"So, the teacher doesn't know what it feels like to lose, but he knows that failure is a success!"

"When I was a teacher, I was a genius in the sky, and I had never met an enemy in my life!"

"I finally met one, and that is the only existence that can be compared to a teacher."

"It's a pity that we haven't fought!"

"When the teacher wanted to challenge him, he gagged!"

"By the way, what's his name?"

"Alas, live too long, Alzheimer's!"

The old man shook his head, "I want to think about it, by the way, his name is Xiang Yufei!" ”

Girl: "......"

Master, can we stop pretending?

How many times have you said it?

I didn't believe you finished talking, and the next day I forgot what to call Yufei.

"Although I haven't fought, I think it's ...... if we fight."

"As a teacher, you can still kill him!"

"In that era for the teacher, the teacher swept all the way, and there was no enemy!"

"As a teacher, I actually want to fight with the Blue Emperor!"

"However, the Green Emperor died too early!"

The old man exhaled, "And ......"

The old man looked helpless.

He was suppressed by the Tao of the Green Emperor.

Girl: "......"

Can you stop talking nonsense?

"If you want to fight with the Blue Emperor, no problem, I'll take you to fight!"

Zhou Du tore through the void, drilled out a head, and said with a smile.

Old man: "......"

Girl: "......"

, who is this stepping horse!

The old man stood up with a swish, stared at Zhou Du, and shouted, "Who are you?" ”

"Gai Jiuyou, calm, calm!"

Zhou Du came out and said with a smile.

Gai Jiuyou's complexion changed, and this person was unfathomable.

But, how is that possible?

Although the old man is old and decrepit, phew, his qi is declining.

But the old man's divine thoughts are still the pinnacle of the quasi-emperor.

Except for the supreme in the forbidden area of life, the old man is not afraid of anyone.

Anyone can be seen through by the old man, but why does he always feel that the person in front of him seems to be the emperor, but it doesn't seem to be?

"Who are you and why do you know the old man's name?"

Gai Jiuyou frowned and said.

"Master, you see ......"

The girl didn't know where to take out a portrait and handed it to Gai Jiuyou.

Gai Jiuyou: "???? ”

The old man is preparing to fight, you let me see a portrait of a fart.

Eh, this portrait is similar to this person.

Well......

Gai Jiuyou put away the portrait expressionlessly and looked at Zhou Du, "Your Excellency is ......"

It can't really be him, right?

After such a long time, why is he still alive?

In this world, is there really an immortal?

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable!"

Zhou Du smiled slightly.

Gai Jiuyou: "......"

What a thing!

No wonder the old man can't see through him!

"Hehe, Gai Jiuyou, do you want to be the Emperor?"

"Do you want to be the Emperor of Heaven?"

"Do you want to transform into the Ninth Immortal and become a Red Dust Immortal?"

"Do you want to sublimate to the extreme and become an immortal king?"

"Do you want to be the only one and become an Immortal Emperor?"

Zhou Du smiled slightly, very obscenely, "Hmm...... You can just let it go as a fart, and I can't help you anyway! ”

Gai Jiuyou: "......"

The old man naturally wanted to become the emperor, but unfortunately he was suppressed by the Qing Emperor.

I overestimated myself and underestimated the Tao of the Green Emperor.

If he had been born in another era, the old man would have been sanctified long ago.

As for the Heavenly Emperor, the Red Dust Immortal, the Immortal King, the Immortal Emperor?

The old man wants to ask, what are these?

Also, do you mean, if you say it, it's a fart?