Chapter 337: Taishang Laojun: Look, aliens, look at flying saucers, look at ...... Tathagata!
Sun Wukong shook his head, "Dare to ask Yang Jian Yang Erlang, what do you think in your heart?" ”
"And the Jade Emperor, come and ......"
"Let's talk about it, you don't have anything to do!"
Sun Wukong raised an eyebrow.
"Look, aliens!"
When Yang Jian was about to speak, Taishang Laojun pointed to the sky.
Yang Jian subconsciously turned his head.
Zhou Du and the others also subconsciously turned their heads.
After Yang Jian turned his head, he felt bad in the next second......
Really......
Bang!
King Kong slammed into his head.
Yang Jian stumbled and almost fainted......
The Jade Emperor kicked Yang Jian out, and then pulled out the three-pointed two-edged spear.
"Grandma's bear, dare to stab my waist?"
The Jade Emperor grabbed the three-pointed two-edged spear and stabbed it towards Yang Jian!
While!
The golden hoop stick stopped!
"Quack, interesting, interesting!"
Sun Wukong held the golden hoop stick and laughed wildly.
"Lao Jun, aliens, aliens...... You're a whole alien! ”
"Five hundred years ago, you deceived Lao Sun like this and smashed Lao Sun's head with a diamond!"
"Five hundred years later, you smashed Yang Jian's head again!"
"Can you change the way you deceive?"
Sun Wukong smiled and pulled Yang Jian up.
Yang Jian stretched out his hand and grabbed it, and the three-pointed two-edged gun fell into his hand.
The Jade Emperor covered his waist and nibbled on a peach, "Sun Wukong, this is my family's business, you have too much to do!" ”
"Hehe, Lao Sun looks at Yang Jianshuang!"
Sun Wukong's golden hoop stick pointed at the Jade Emperor, his expression cold.
"Monkey!"
Yang Jian waved his hand and looked at the Jade Emperor.
"What else do you want to say?" The Jade Emperor snorted lightly.
"Murder and arson gold belts, build bridges and repair roads, and there are no corpses."
Yang Jian said calmly, "After so many years, I have long wanted to resist!" ”
"I look at the pain in the world, and I can't help it."
"You say...... Be your dog! ”
"That way, I can see my mother!"
"So, I became one of your dogs!"
"Then, I pressed my sister into Huashan ......"
"Your niece, Yang Chan, she is too simple and kind."
"She loves to help people!"
"Her eyes are always so pure!"
"I pressed her into Huashan, and she just watched me quietly."
"Her eyes are pure, there is no hatred, she has always believed!"
Yang Jian rubbed his eyebrows.
"She believes that her dearest relatives will not harm her!"
Yang Jian sighed, "I said ......"
"Let's live!"
"Live until the day when the Lord God dies, and live until all things are annihilated!"
"When the time comes, you can do what you want."
"I restrained everything, put on a false smile, and became one of your dogs!"
"But Uncle ......"
"I'm tired!"
"I thought...... For the sake of my third sister and mother, I can endure everything. ”
"But I found that I still can't bear to be lonely!"
Yang Jian smiled, "So, I stabbed you in the waist today, and Lao Tzu rebelled today!" ”
"Who do you call Lao Tzu with?"
Taishang Laojun snorted coldly, "Lao Tzu is Lao Tzu!" ”
"Lao Tzu is willing to call Lao Tzu!"
Yang Jian snorted coldly, "I join forces with the monkey, can I overthrow your Heavenly Court?" ”
"Look, flying saucer!"
Taishang Laojun suddenly pointed to the sky again.
The crowd was indifferent.
Taishang Laojun: "......"
Why can't you do it?
Yang Jian: "......"
Fooled once, and you still want me to be fooled?
"Look, Rulai!"
Taishang Laojun is pointing to the sky again!
There was still no response.
Foolish!
Bang!
Two golden palms fell from the sky and slapped Sun Wukong and Yang Jian away.
Then, two hands grasped the two of them.
A golden giant Buddha appears in the sky.
"Jade Emperor, you can't do it either!"
Rulai smiled, "I'm still a Western!" ”
"Look, I've brought all the power of the West here!"
Rulai smiled slightly, only to see countless people appear behind him.
Arhats, Bodhisattvas, Bhikshus, Vajra......
The whole western sky seems to be coming!
Jade Emperor: "......"
I can see it!
You are stepping on your horse to take advantage of this opportunity to snatch my heavenly court!
If you come, you dream!
Unless......
Eat and stay!
Zhou Du stretched.
"It's time for you to make a move?"
Jin Chanzi asked in surprise.
Zhou Du raised his head and glanced at the sky.
In the original plot, Sun Wukong pierced the sky and almost burned the heavens.
Actually, what I want most is ......
Bring back those guys from outside the world!
It's a pity that those guys have been indifferent.
In that case, then ......
Destroy the Spirit Mountain with one sword!
Slash the heavens with a sword!
Then, kill out into the sky.
Nuwa, Sanqing......
Hehe!
Colorful stones make up the sky, is to refine human beings into multicolored stones, eternal life and eternal nailing to the sky, right?
Eternal life and eternal life, no superbirth!
Sanqing ......
Uh, is it in this original plot?
"Ding, the God of War has it!"
The system says.
Zhou Du: "......"
Sanqing in the God of War......
Well, the three clears in this are very messy!
Here, the saying of the flood continues.
Sanqing is the disciple of Hongjun Ancestor!
Hongjun Ancestor, the first primeval god in the universe of heaven and earth, discovered Lingyun, and his understanding of the universe became more and more profound.
Sanqing is his disciple.
Hongjun Ancestor didn't do anything bad, since the Heaven and Earth God Tribulation, no one has seen Hongjun Ancestor.
It is said that Hongjun Ancestor has already achieved the Great Dao, and will never appear again unless the destruction of the universe is imminent.
One of the three Qings, the moral Tianzun, according to the road of "cultivation" derived from Hongjun's comprehension of the spiritual essence, uses the human spiritual essence to support itself.
After the catastrophe of the gods of heaven and earth, Daode Tianzun took the opportunity to disperse his body, and successfully crossed the catastrophe with the primordial god, and turned into the Taishang Laojun.
When Yuan Shi Tianzun was born, he was wrapped in a huge cocoon, and later cracked the big cocoon to break free from the shackles and open up a new world.
The world incarnated from the remains of the Great Cocoon later became the place where Taishang Laojun exiled the traitors of the Protoss, and this world was the later mortal world.
Therefore, Yuan Shi Tianzun also has a name...... Pangu.
Yuan Shi Tianzun practiced the essence of "thunder" from the spiritual essence, and later passed all the heaven and earth thunder laws to his son God Lei Zhenwang, and ordered him to form the God Thunder Jade Mansion, which was responsible for taking charge of the heavenly rules.
In the same way, they provide for themselves with the spirit of the human race.
After the Heaven and Earth Tribulation, Yuan Shi Tianzun went to the outer heavens and handed over the power to Taishang Laojun.
After Lingbao Tianzun was born, he claimed to have experienced 990 billion eons, and rarely appeared in his true form, but transformed into different forms and wandered between heaven and earth, which was unpredictable.
Lingbao Tianzun was very disgusted with the West and almost provoked trouble several times.
Heaven and Earth Divine Tribulation, Lingbao Tianzun took advantage of the chaos to plot against the West, and killed hundreds of Western Heavenly Divine Clans by himself.
After the war, Lingbao Tianzun did not give up, and he had to raze the West Heaven.
Then, he was banned by Yuan Shi Tianzun and locked up.
This is the only existence among the three Qings that does not use human spirit to support itself.
Lingbao Tianzun faith, one step at a time, is for the sky!
Heaven and earth universe, spiritual self-sufficient, no need for human offerings!
"Golden Cicada!"
At this time, Rulai shouted, "Say, how to die?" ”
The golden cicada raised her middle finger, "You have the ability to eat me!" ”
Rulai snorted coldly, "Okay, then I'll fry you, crispy and fragrant!" ”
Golden Cicada: "......"
Still fried?
Eating too much fried food is not good for your health!
If so, what have you become fat!
(End of chapter)