The guards rushed in and were about to take Zhou Du down.

Tang Seng: "......"

Deputy personality, you're going to kill the poor monk!

Since ancient times, imperial power has reigned.

How can you call Li Er like that...... Phew, what about His Majesty the Tang Emperor?

"Emi tofu!"

Zhou Du let the guards catch him, and he said indifferently, "Your Majesty, Lao Tzu sees that there is a dragon qi circling around you......"

"You're haunted by the ghost of the Dragon King, right?"

Zhou Du smiled and was pulled away by the guards.

Li Er was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly shouted, "Stop!" ”

The guards stopped.

"Master, you say ......"

Li Er took a deep breath, "Dragon King ghost, you actually saw it?" ”

Li Er looked at Zhou Du and pursed his lips.

This person really has great powers, and he can actually see what is pestering me.

"Of course I can see it!"

Zhou Du said with a smile.

"Master, it's really amazing!" Li Er said.

"Don't call the master, I'm not a bald donkey!" Zhou Du smiled slightly.

This time Li Er was stunned.

You're not a bald donkey?

You're not a bald donkey, what are you?

This person can even scold himself, no wonder he dares to call Li Er and Tang Taizong directly.

"Then how did I call you?"

Li Er frowned and asked.

"Don't worry, just call Lao Tzu Brother Zhou!"

Zhou Du smiled slightly.

Li Er's skin twitched, and the whole person was messy.

it!

"You want to be my father on a horse?"

Li Er was furious.

Popular Science: The self-proclaimed name of the father to the son in the Tang Dynasty. "Chunhua Pavilion Post" has Tang Taizong and Gaozong books, called brothers.

The father calls himself the elder brother to the son, and the family law of the Tang Dynasty is the same.

"Who's going to be your father?"

Zhou Du rolled his eyes, "Brother doesn't mean father, it's what friends and brothers mean!" ”

"Really?"

Li Er looked confused.

"Really, it can't be more real!"

Zhou Du shrugged his shoulders, "It's really not good, it's okay to call me Old Zhou!" ”

Li Er paused, "Let's call you Lao Zhou!" ”

Tang Seng: "......"

When did Lao Tzu have a surname?

The poor monk is not surnamed Zhou!

"Emperor Tang!"

Zhou Du said indifferently, "Come, good wine and good meat come up, let's help you solve the Jinghe Dragon King!" ”

Li Er was stunned for a moment.

You actually know that it is the Dragon King of Jinghe?

You're amazing!

It's just that......

You are a monk, a monk, a monk!

Are you going to drink wine and eat meat?

Li Er pondered for a while, and immediately arranged for someone to prepare a table of good wine and meat.

Li Er smiled slightly.

People who have the ability like to be mavericks.

Although they are monks, they are really capable!

"Lao Zhou, who are you?"

Li Er frowned and asked.

"Oh, listen up!"

"Poor monk Tang San is buried!"

"If you come and sit down the second disciple, the golden cicada will be reincarnated!"

"It is rumored in the rivers and lakes that if you eat a bite of Lao Tzu's meat, you will live forever!"

Zhou Du ate meat, drank wine, waited for the Dragon King of Jinghe, and said with a smile.

Li Er was dumbfounded.

You step on a horse and call Tang San to be buried, you let me call you Lao Zhou?

What's the matter, don't even want your ancestors?

Changed your surname directly?

What, the reincarnation of the golden cicada?

Li Er was suddenly solemn.

How to come to the Buddha's seat?

Eternal life?

Li Er's eyes lit up.

He stood up from the dragon chair and looked at Zhou Du with burning eyes.

Tang Seng: "......"

Hey, hey, hey, sub-personality!

You're letting the poor monk die!

How can the flesh and blood of a poor monk have the effect of immortality?

Otherwise, when the poor monk's gums bleed, he would have been immortal a long time ago!

"You want to live forever?"

Zhou Du took a piece of venison and took a bite, "You want to eat the poor monk?" ”

Li Er swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

What about cannibalism for the sake of immortality?

"If you want to eat, I'll let you eat!"

Zhou Du stretched his waist, "However, the combination of cause and effect is not good for you......"

"Come on...... His Majesty Tang Taizong. ”

"A drop of blood, a thousand taels of gold!"

"A bite of meat, three thousand taels of gold!"

"You pay, buy meat and blood, and there will be no cause and effect between us!"

Zhou Du smiled.

Li Er: "......"

Suddenly it feels like you're lying to me.

If only your flesh and blood could make people immortal......

How could you say it so blatantly?

When the time comes, you are afraid that you will be besieged by countless people and demons!

And, Tang Taizong?

Nima, Lao Tzu is alive, alive, alive!

You call Lao Tzu's temple number again!

"To eat or not to eat?"

Zhou Du asked again.

Li Er snorted coldly, "Don't eat!" ”

Zhou Du: "......"

Why don't you eat it yet?

Li Er, you must know that the opportunity for immortality is in front of you!

"Really, eat a bite of Lao Tzu's meat, and live forever!"

Zhou Du said.

Li Er: "......"

The more you say that, the more it can only prove to be false!

You just want to get my money!

Monk, don't think that I need you to be so disrespectful to me.

I'm the Emperor!

"Don't you really want to eat it?"

Zhou Du looked regretful.

Li Er, the opportunity to change your life against the sky is given to you.

You don't cherish it yourself!

Li Er shook his head, "Don't eat!" ”

Zhou Du shrugged his shoulders, then there was no way.

That's it......

Li Er perfectly missed the opportunity to live forever.

"Old Zhou!"

Li Er opened his mouth and said, "It's late at night, the Jinghe Dragon King is coming soon!" ”

"As long as you can solve the problem, I can give you everything you want!"

Li Er's face was solemn.

"Really?"

Zhou Du smiled, "Then your flower-like daughter, do you sell it?" ”

Li Er: "......"

Come on, hack this monk to death.

I don't need him anymore!

"What a miserable death I had!"

"What a miserable death I had!"

"What a miserable death I had!"

A fluttering voice came.

The Dragon King of Jinghe perfectly interpreted the attitude of saying important things three times.

"Li Shimin, you killed me!"

"Give me my head back!"

A figure dressed in a dragon robe and headless floated in.

"Old Dragon King......

Li Er shuddered, "Why are you here again!" ”

"Li Shimin, you are treacherous, you didn't do what you promised, I want you to die!"

The Jinghe Dragon King grabbed a dragon head in his left hand and placed it directly in front of Li Er, "Li Er, you killed me!" ”

Li Er: "......"

"You are the true dragon emperor, I am the real dragon!"

"You and I are connected with each other!"

"Li Shimin, come down to the underworld with me!"

The Jinghe Dragon King roared angrily.

Suddenly, a gust of wind rolled up.

Cracking sound......

All the dishes are rolled up on the ground.

Zhou Du: "......"

Jinghe Dragon King, are you blind?

Did I provoke you by riding a horse?

Lao Tzu is eating, and you lifted the table for Lao Tzu?

You think you're a crow?

Do you think you're hungry for nine meals in three days?

Tang Seng: "......"

Hey, hey, sub-personality, you can't do it!

"What are you yelling about?"

Zhou Du slapped the table and slapped it empty.

He stood up, "Didn't you see me eating?" ”

"What are you yelling about?"

"What's the matter, don't let me eat, are you going to contribute your body to me and let me eat?"

Zhou Du narrowed his eyes and stared at the Dragon King of Jinghe.

"It is said that dragon meat in the sky and donkey meat in the ground ......"

"I haven't eaten dragon meat yet!"

Zhou Du smashed his mouth, "Li Er, do you know how to make dragon meat?" ”

Li Er: "......"

I'll be a hammer!

The ghosts of the Dragon King of Jinghe have come out, don't you hurry up?

Don't wonder how to eat dragon meat!

Why don't I cut a piece of meat for you to eat?

(End of chapter)