Chapter 408: The same way to deal with dragons and snakes, you have to catch the snake first!

"Jin Chanzi, how can you call yourself Lao Tzu?"

Rulai asked.

"Oh, Buddha, didn't you say that there was nothing in the first place, where did you stir up dust?"

Zhou Du's clone shook his head, "I can call myself Lao Tzu, and so can you, after all, it's empty!" ”

Rulai: "......"

I suspect you're lying to me!

Tang Seng's soul fell into contemplation.

Is it a Bodhi tree, and Bodhi is no tree?

The heart is a mirror, and the mirror is not a platform?

Don't stir up dust, where to stir up dust......

Tang Seng fell into deep thought.

He vaguely felt as if he had realized!

"Buddha, do you want to eat?"

Zhou Du's clone shook the tiger meat in his hand and asked.

Rulai shook his head, "Don't eat!" ”

Golden Cicada, I always suspect that you are fooling me.

"That's right, Buddha!"

"You see that I want to learn scriptures from the west and purify all sentient beings!"

"Now, you're here!"

"That's right, give me the scriptures, and I'll take them back, the beings of the Purdu Datang!"

Zhou Du's clone smiled.

Rulai: "......"

Give you a hammer!

The way of heaven is destined, the west is destined to learn from the scriptures, and it is difficult to do eighty-one!

If I'm going to give it to you now......

Heaven can slash me to death by stepping on a horse!

"Golden Cicada, I came out in a hurry, and I didn't bring a scripture!"

"Moreover, to learn the scriptures, you need to walk to Lingshan step by step!"

"Only then can you be sure of your devotion to the heart of the Buddha!"

Rulai clasped his hands together and spoke solemnly.

"Okay!"

Zhou Du's clone shrugged his shoulders, "Buddha, please, go slowly, don't send it!" ”

Zhou Du sat down and continued to drink and eat meat with Sun Wukong!

Sun Wukong glanced at Rulai and didn't even care.

Rulai sighed.

This monkey still has an opinion about me!

Never mind......

As long as you can learn from the West, you can drop whatever you like!

But what about you drinking wine and eating meat......

"Wine and meat pass through the intestines, the Buddha stays in his heart, if the world learns from me, it is like entering the devil's way!"

Zhou Du's clone picked up the wine, took a sip, and laughed.

Rulai: "......"

Do you know what's going on in my heart?

What's the matter, I'm afraid I'll beat you?

You added two more sentences?

I......

If you come and turn around, just go!

Don't want to stay here anymore!

"Drink!"

Sun Wukong raised his wine glass and said.

Zhou Du clone smiled slightly.

Drink to death!

Early the next morning, the two hit the road!

With the foot strength of the two, the speed is naturally swishing!

Soon......

The eagle sorrow has arrived!

"I'm hungry!"

Zhou Du's clone looked at the turbulent eagle stream and said.

"Okay, I'll go to the fate!"

Sun Wukong nodded!

"Fart!"

Zhou Du said indifferently, "Let's eat dragons today!" ”

Monkey King: "??? ”

What dragons to eat?

"Where's the dragon?"

Sun Wukong asked, and then looked at the Eagle Sorrowful Stream, "Just this broken ditch, there is a dragon in it?" ”

"Don't you know at a glance?"

Zhou Du's clone smiled.

Sun Wukong's fiery eyes opened and looked at the Eagle Stream.

it!

There really are dragons!

It's still a white dragon!

Tang Seng's soul: "......"

Journey to the West, Journey to the West!

Now little by little is beginning to be fulfilled!

Sure enough, someone behind is calculating!

The sub-personality, everything is left to you.

I don't want to care about anything anymore.

I just want to watch all the way quietly.

Look at you on the Spirit Mountain!

"Catch Lao Tzu!"

Zhou Du's clone smiled.

"Don't go, Lao Sun doesn't like to go into the water!"

Sun Wukong pouted, "If you want to go, even Wuzhi Mountain can be blown away, you are better than me!" ”

"Forehead ......"

Zhou Du's clone said gently, "Being a teacher is a person who learns from the scriptures of heaven......"

"It's not good to break out at will!"

"You need to do it in a critical time!"

Zhou Du's clone smiled.

"You burst Wuzhi Mountain, when you were in a critical situation?"

Sun Wukong was speechless.

"yes!"

Zhou Du said, "Wukong, look, if you don't go to the West with me to learn scriptures, this refutes the wishes of Buddhism!" ”

"The point is that this is heavenly!"

"If you don't go and go against the way of heaven, what will happen to Lao Tzu?"

"What if I am punished by the Heavenly Dao with you?"

"So, is this a critical moment?"

Zhou Du's doppelganger said in a serious way.

Monkey King: "......"

"Lao Sun still doesn't want to go into the water!"

Sun Wukong sighed.

"Why did you go into the water?"

Zhou Du's clone smiled slightly, "Come, just use the golden hoop stick to make it out for Lao Tzu!" ”

Sun Wukong nodded, jumped up, stretched out the golden hoop stick, and began to stir!

Under the eagle's sorrowful stream, the little white dragon slept fragrantly.

Suddenly, the earth shook.

The little white dragon opened his eyes in confusion.

What's that?

My eagle is sorrowful, has there been an earthquake?

He glanced up, and then got angry!

Damn monkeys!

Lao Tzu sleep well, do you dare to demolish my house?

The little white dragon roared and rushed out!

"Monkey, the law is like heaven and earth, press down for Lao Tzu!"

Zhou Du's clone said.

Sun Wukong originally wanted to carry the golden hoop stick up, but he was suddenly stunned and nodded.

He cast a spell, rushed up, grabbed the tail of the little white dragon, and then smashed it down!

Zhou Du's clone sighed twice.

Monkeys!

The law is like heaven and earth!

You used it once on the whole way of learning the scriptures.

As a result, it is still used to deal with your sworn brother!

The little white dragon panicked, he wanted to break free.

However, the monkey's hand is too steady.

Cracking sound......

The little white dragon was thrown up and kept smashing on the mountain on the side.

It's like dealing with a snake.

Don't panic when you encounter a snake!

Don't believe in the so-called snake beating seven inches.

Because......

You don't know where the snake's seven inches are!

You're going to grab the snake by the tail and slam it, and shake it.

Because snakes are cartilaginous animals.

As soon as you shake it, the joints of the snake are staggered.

In that way, the snake will become limp and tumble.

How to deal with snakes, do you remember?

The same is true for dragons......

The little white dragon lay on the ground softly, only feeling that the bones all over his body were broken.

Sun Wukong raised the golden hoop stick and was about to end the life of the little white dragon.

"Monkey, stop!"

Zhou Du's clone said, "This is a poor dragon! ”

Sun Wukong was stunned, shrunk in size, and fell.

"Poor dragon?"

"Master, do you know him?"

Sun Wukong asked.

The little white dragon was covered in cold sweat all over his body.

This monk Danfan was 0.01 second slower, and my head was shattered!

"Master, spare your life!"

The little white dragon cried and shouted, "Spare your life, spare your life!" ”

Zhou Du's clone shook his head.

After experiencing the Dragon and Phoenix Tribulation......

The dragons of later generations have no backbone at all.

If the ancestral dragon is resurrected......

I guess I can be.

"Don't worry, Lao Tzu won't kill you!"

"I'm just a little hungry!"

"Besides, Lao Tzu still lacks a mount!"

Zhou Du's clone said gently.

Little White Dragon: "???? ”

You're hungry, you're missing a mount...... It's my business!

"Come on, hold back."

"Monkey, cut the meat down immediately!"

Zhou Du's clone said.

Sun Wukong nodded numbly, and the golden hoop rod turned into a machete......

Flutter thump......

At least a hundred pounds of meat were cut off!

The little white dragon wailed.

"Come on, come on, Goku, make a barbecue!"

"Heavenly dragon meat, I haven't tasted it yet!"

Zhou Du said with a smile.

Little White Dragon: "......"

Do you eat my flesh in front of me?

Woo woo~~~

Can anyone in my dragon clan bully me?

(End of chapter)