Chapter 413: Pig Gangguan: No matter how much love at first sight, it's all about seeing color!
"Meet Sanqing!"
Guanyin knelt down.
She was about to cry, why did these Sanqing come out?
Doesn't it mean that saints can't walk in the Three Realms and Six Realms?
Maybe......
A doppelganger, it must be a doppelganger!
However, I'm also scared of clones!
Could it be that I won't go to the outer chaos for the rest of my life?
"I don't need you to see you!"
Primordial Tianzun sneered, "What are you doing here?" ”
Guanyin wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.
Can I say it is......
Am I being controlled?
"That, Master."
Guanyin just spoke......
With a bang, the Primordial Heavenly Venerable kicked Guanyin out.
"Fuck off, who's your master!"
"You traitor, you trash!"
Primordial Tianzun snorted coldly, "I really want to kill you!" ”
Guanyin: "......"
"The three of us, on the orders of the teacher, come down for a stroll!"
Taiqing Laozi said indifferently, "What are you doing here?" ”
Guanyin: "???? ”
it!
On the orders of Dao Ancestor?
Are you really here?
With a plop, Guanyin knelt down again.
This is the real body, the real body!
The saint was confined to the chaos outside the sky, but now Sanqing was ordered to come down......
What the hell is going on?
"Huh?"
Tongtian looked at Guanyin with interest, "Your spirit has been manipulated...... It's ......"
"This is the breath of the Immeasurable Dao Lord!"
Primordial Tianzun's eyes lit up.
Taiqing Laozi also looked at Guanyin.
Primordial took a deep breath, "That's it!" ”
"Since it's the Daoist's plan, let's just watch from the wall!"
"Cihang, you deserve it!"
Primordial Heavenly Venerable burst out laughing.
Guanyin: "......"
The breath of the Immeasurable Dao Lord?
Immeasurable Dao Master??
it!
The one who beat me, took away a wisp of my spirit, and planted a strange aura in my soul......
Is it the Immeasurable Path?
Is he going to interfere with the way of learning?
Guanyin is numb.
She felt that she had found a Jing Tian Da Mi Mi!
Journey to the West, Journey to the West......
No one dared to interfere with this......
Except for the Immeasurable Dao Lord!
As long as he doesn't destroy the flood, he can do whatever he wants!
How can it be an immeasurable path?
It's over......
Two Western Saints...... You're done.
If he wants to make the West not prosperous, Heavenly Dao will definitely not care about him!
Guanyin knelt in the sky, "Teacher, can I return to teaching?" ”
"You're sick in the head, aren't you?"
Primordial Tianzun sneered, "What do you think? ”
Guanyin: I don't think it's possible!
Primordial: Then you ask a der!
Guanyin: "......"
"The three of us came down, although they were ordered, but the teacher said, hide your body and don't be seen by others!"
Taiqing Laozi said gently.
Guanyin looked sluggish.
Hide your figure?
You've hidden your!
Is it good to stand in the sky like this?
"So, we Sanqing have come up with a solution!"
"It's too hard to hide!"
"You only need to hide the detection of Zhun Ti and the two people, and the rest of the people don't have to worry about ......"
"Because saints are immortal and immortal!"
"And the others will die!"
Taiqing Lao Tzu smiled, "As long as we kill everyone who sees us, this can be regarded as hiding our figure!" ”
Guanyin's body trembled.
This is Nima's approach?
This method is so awesome to step on a horse!
It is said that it is too clear and inactive......
This horse is doing everything!
You're going to kill people!
"Sanqing Sage, you can't kill me!"
Guanyin said hurriedly, "I am now under the control of the Immeasurable Dao Master...... I'm his pawn! You can't kill me, you can't! ”
Sanqing glanced at each other and laughed at the same time.
This Guanyin's brain melon seeds are still very good.
Okay, I won't kill you!
Rest assured.
But......
Based on the relationship between the three of us and the Taoist......
Wait until he's had enough, bring you over, let's play again, it's not a big problem.
When the time comes, Cihang, you still have a way to die!
Sanqing turned his head to look at Gao Laozhuang.
Guanyin: "......"
You also came to see the learners?
Oh yes......
You Sanqing don't have a good relationship with the Taoist master.
The Taoist Lord has returned, and it is normal for you to see.
As for you coming by order, nine times out of ten, it is the Dao Ancestor and his old man who also knows that the Dao Lord has returned.
Alas......
Why did I get a brain convulsion and devote myself to teaching in the West?
Fuling Mountain, Yunzhan Cave.
The pig sat on the ground, nibbling on dog meat.
"This is the meat of the Howling Dog, this is the meat of the Whistling Dog......"
Pig Gang muttered.
Alas!
Pig Gang sighed.
thought that back then, he was drunk and molested Chang'e, but he was arrested by Erlang God.
Well, albeit a play, but so what?
The peony flower dies, and the ghost is also romantic.
He was beaten by the Jade Emperor and thrown to the mortal world.
This is a good play discussed by the Jade Emperor and Master Zu, but ......
I'm still not happy!
Why did you mistakenly cast a pig fetus?
It's okay to change to a different tire!
Even if it's not human......
Even if it's reincarnated in a dog, it's not a big problem!
Phew, you can't be reincarnated in a dog.
Isn't that the same as the Howling Dog......
Since he was born, he has been dying of his siblings and mother.
As for why they were bitten to death, it was because he was Marshal Tianpeng.
They have cause and effect with themselves.
With this touch of cause and effect, they can be reincarnated as human beings in the future.
So, I'd better send them to the underworld as soon as possible!
Don't let them suffer among men.
Escaped from the pigsty and resumed his cultivation......
Use the pig's womb to practice the Xuanmen Dharma......
As a result, the cultivators went mad.
The special meow has become the appearance of a pig's head and a human body.
I don't know if it's the character of the previous life that affects the present, or the nature of the pig's body that affects the past......
I'm.
According to the agreement of that year, he came to Fuling Mountain.
Just wait for the arrival of the scripture learner.
I chatted with Guanyin on the way.
In fact, Guanyin also knows that the old pig is an undercover agent.
Heaven and Master Zu sent an undercover agent to share the merits of the scriptures.
But what about knowing?
The West they must behave in this way.
In the past few years in Fuling Mountain, the small life has been quite comfortable.
was taken by the second sister and became a husband-in-law.
(Second Sister Mao is good, or Second Sister Egg...... The ghost knows what Wu Chengen wrote back then, so the second sister will be used here. )
Among the women, she is at ease, and her small life is very comfortable.
However, the second sister went crazy in her practice, and she didn't have time to save her.
Alas......
The first woman in this life, no, banshee, that's it.
I stayed in Fuling Mountain for too long, and I planned to go out for a walk, and then I met Gao Laozhuang.
You see, the bandits are going to rob.
As a serious heir of Xuanmen, we naturally have to go out to fight grievances.
He turned into a Tibetan man and beat the bandits with three punches and two kicks.
I still remember that moment......
Gao Cuilan regards herself as a hero in her heart!
Looking at Gao Cuilan, who was soft and weak and wanted to say goodbye, she thought of Chang'e back then.
Chang'e......
Nine times out of ten, he will be arranged by the Jade Emperor to Yang Jian.
After all, they are family.
Looking at Gao Cuilan, she was tempted......
Well, let's be honest......
But any beautiful girl......
Old pigs will be tempted!
After all, where is love at first sight......
All stepping on the horse is to see the color!
(End of chapter)