Chapter 563: Little King Kong: Save the Earth! Zhou Du: Hey, hey, don't ignore me!
Zhou Du looked ahead in confusion.
I saw a person wearing black and white clothes, a gold belt around his waist, and a handsome face.
With purple gourd pendants on the ears.
"This is the twelfth episode of the second season!"
"This mission is to ......"
He opened his mouth with a smile, and his voice seemed to have an accent.
Zhou Du recognized this person at a glance.
This special meow is definitely Little King Kong!
It's a world of 100,000 bad jokes!
Then King Kong clicked on the task panel.
"The progenitor male and the progenitor female of mankind did not get along well due to their incompatible personalities, so they have not carried out reproductive activities!"
"Please ease their tension and let them have a smooth pa~~"
"The history of mankind begins!"
Xiao King Kong looked at the task panel and tilted his head slightly, "This...... I'm not an aunt in the neighborhood committee! ”
"Help!"
Suddenly, a crisp voice came.
I only saw a green-haired girl, covered in white, and under the slender jade neck, a piece of suxiong was like clotted white jade, half-covered and half-hidden.
A bundle of plain waists, but not a hand.
A pair of long, watery and well-proportioned legs are running away frantically.
Bumpy and upside down!
Little King Kong looked sideways.
The girl was followed by a lump of ......
There is nothing to describe, and he is laughing.
Don't run......
"Is this the Ancestral Daughter? Is cosplay already popular in this era? ”
"Monster, Hugh's trouble!"
Little King Kong instantly appeared in front of that lump.
"Samadhi is really hot!"
He opened his mouth and spat out a ball of flame, which burned the lump directly to slag.
"Oh, that seems like a little too much!"
Little King Kong smiled slightly.
"Thank you for the rescue, the little woman is grateful!"
The Ancestral Daughter said happily.
"You're the Ancestral Daughter? I heard that you don't get along well with the Ancestor Man! ”
Little King Kong opened his mouth and said, "What about the ancestor man? ”
"That's it!"
The Patriarch pointed to the lump that had been burned to slag.
Little Donkey Kong's eyes widened.
That's the Ancestor Man?
[The history of mankind has come to an end at the beginning, and so the 100,000 bad jokes have come to an end. 】
The voiceover suddenly sounded.
Zhou Du's face twitched.
In this world, when watching TV, I just want to laugh.
But when I really came to this world, I always felt like I wanted to go crazy.
"It's all!"
Donkey Kong smashed the voiceover to pieces.
He suddenly became solemn and scratched his head, "What to do, what to do?" ”
"Let Nuwa make another one? But this Nuwa is not on the earth, and when she comes back, the ancestral daughter will be hung up! ”
Little King Kong frowned.
"Jingle Bell ......"
Little King Kong took out his mobile phone, and the interface showed the king of the mountain, my bride.
"Hey, lady!"
Donkey Kong turned his head and started talking.
Zhou Du: "......"
Nima, what a good signal!
Also, I'm such a big living person standing here.
You and the Ancestral Daughter, can you take a look at me?
Or was I not supposed to be in this picture in the first place, so you all ignored me?
"Well, lady, that's the way it is, don't mind, right?"
"Okay, hang up!"
Little King Kong hung up the phone, a white light flashed behind him, and a person appeared.
He has short blond hair and a purple jacket.
With a hint of unruliness on his expression, "So, what did you bring me to this place for?" Stinky Dad! ”
"I'll introduce you to someone!" Little King Kong said gently.
"Yo, you, a big man who saves the world, actually have the kung fu to introduce me to someone?"
Xiao Jingang's son, Xiao Gang, sneered, "Say, what do you want me to do?" ”
Xiao King Kong coughed, "I took over a task this time, to ensure the smooth combination of the ancestor girl and the ancestor man, there was an accident, the ancestor man was killed by me!" ”
Little King Kong said briefly.
Xiao Gang: "......"
"I don't want it!"
Xiao Gang snorted coldly, "Save the world or something, you can just come by yourself!" ”
"But, I have your mother!" Little King Kong said suspiciously.
"That's not the point!"
Xiao Gang was furious.
"Save the world, save the world, save the world every time......"
"From childhood to adulthood, you are saving the world!"
"You don't understand anything at all!"
Xiao Gang roared angrily, "When I was a child, they all laughed at me for being a child without a father!" ”
"Look, Dad, I ran the first place!"
"Next time, Daddy is busy!"
"Look, Dad, I've won the prize!"
"Next time, Daddy is busy!"
"Daddy......"
"Next time, Daddy is busy!"
"I haven't said anything yet......"
Pictures appeared in front of everyone's eyes.
"What kind of dad are you?"
Xiao Gang roared angrily, "I didn't care about me since I was a child, but when I grew up, because of this broken reason, I found it and let me be like this!" ”
"Okay, got it, I'm sorry, Dad didn't expect ......"
Little King Kong sighed.
So......
He turned his head to look at Zhou Du.
Zhou Du: "......"
So, did you finally notice me?
"Brother King Kong, you haven't left yet?"
The Ancestral Daughter jumped up and down, "Look at my new hairstyle!" ”
Xiao Gang's eyes widened suddenly.
A line of nosebleeds came out.
He gave a straight thumbs up.
"Dad, you're the best dad in the world!"
"Daddy, I love you, Daddy!"
Xiao just smiled.
"Don't say it so many times, Dad, it's really numb!" Donkey Kong rolled his eyes.
The voiceover suddenly sounded.
[In this way, Little King Kong saved the earth again. 】
Zhou Du: "......"
So, what the hell am I doing here?
Isn't a living person of my size worth a glance?
"Tongzi, what about the mission?"
Zhou Du turned around silently, squatted at his feet, and began to draw circles and communicate with the system.
"Ding, no quests, no rewards!"
The system said, "Just to give you a glimpse of the world." ”
Zhou Du: "???? ”
A world without quests?
"Gone!"
King Kong waved his hand, and then suddenly pulled down a light curtain.
With a swipe of your hand, the light curtain rotates......
Little King Kong is gone.
Zhou Du: "......"
Hey, hey, change the world......
Just need a different background, right?
What is the background of this horse?
It must be in ancient times, right?
A middle-aged man, who looked to be about forty years old, with a long sword at his waist, wandered casually through the streets.
"Tsk, it's almost a god!"
"As for Nezha's troubles in the sea, it's troublesome...... It's time for a change of body anyway! ”
The middle-aged man scratched his head and smiled slightly, "After Zha'er reshaped his body, Taier Zhenren added two more papayas to him!" ”
"So, Zha'er's body has completely changed!"
"Hey, hey, hey!"
The middle-aged man laughed very obscenely.
Zhou Du's face twitched.
This is......
"Tongzi, is this Li Jing?"
Zhou Du scratched his head, "It always feels wrong!" ”
"Is it a traverser?"
Zhou Du asked curiously.
"Ding, yes, traverser!"
The system replied, "Is there a problem?" ”
Zhou Du: "......"
How can there be no problems?
Li Jing, who was 100% empty-handed, ......
A traverser?
"Ding, it's just the heavens and all the worlds, it's not uncommon to be reborn through it, not to mention that this is a ten bad jokes!"
"Crossing, is there a problem?"
"Besides...... There are also those who have not crossed Li Jing's world! ”
"This world is very chaotic~~" (end of this chapter)