Chapter 15: Lao Tzu is not interested in you
Ji Huan was angry to death.
She thought that Rong Chen was going to use her body to change clothes and take a bath, and she was about to explode with shame.
But she couldn't accept it, she didn't take a bath or change her clothes, and she was seen by others as an image of a vagabond.
Her cleaning habits don't allow her to do this, and Miss Ji's identity doesn't allow her to do this.
"Have you made a decision?"
is obviously one of the parties involved, but Rong Chen, who is fine, has a face full of concern: "Wash or not?" ”
Ji Huan was speechless.
But Rong Chen also added: "By the way, Lao Tzu is used to sleeping naked." I can't sleep with my clothes on. ”
Ji Huan: !!
She was flushed again, almost burning.
"Don't go too far!" Glaring at Rong Chen, she was extremely embarrassed.
Heart Heng: "You, you can wash ...... But, but you have to close your eyes and don't look around! Don't even sleep naked! ”
"I will also close my eyes and never look around," she assured. ”
Seeing her sworn appearance, Rong Chen was about to laugh.
How did he find out that this eldest lady was so ...... Innocent and cute?
Let his bad taste come out of it.
"Why?" He asked, "Lao Tzu is not afraid of being looked at." What can you wash with your eyes closed? Bathing is not done with your eyes, but with your hands. ”
His eyes swept to an indescribable position, and he hooked his lips and said, "Especially Lao Tzu's eldest brother, you have to wash it cleanly." ”
Ji Huan: !!
She was on the verge of crying again.
How can this person be so nasty?
Even if it was inevitable, did he have to say it?
Is there any shame at all?
Angry to the extreme, she could only continue to toss and turn: "Indecent! ”
was scolded, Rong Chen strangely found that his mood had become better.
"Okay." He was full of mercy, and finally decided to rescue Ji Huan from this embarrassing situation: "Come on." It's not too spicy. ”
"A woman who wants to sleep with Lao Tzu can go around the earth," Rong Chen: "Don't worry, Lao Tzu is not interested in your body." ”
Victorious, he retreated triumphantly.
However, he maintained an exaggerated posture for too long, and when he tucked his legs, he realized that he was numb.
The body was crooked, and he fell forward uncontrollably.
Just as Ji Huan also leaned forward, he was caught off guard and hit by him.
There was a muffled "bang".
Ji Huan was completely slammed against the wall, his eyes were black, and his lips hurt.
Wait, lips?
Her eyes widened in horror.
Rong Chen's wild and untamable tough face magnified in front of him, and the two of them stared at each other with big eyes, and their lips were tightly pressed together.
Ji Huan: !!
She took two steps back quickly, covering her lips, ashamed, embarrassed and painful.
I can't wait to find a crack in the wall to get into.
has been engaged to Zhuang Yu for many years, she has a cold temperament, and she usually dates at most, eats and walks, and never even holds hands.
Who would have thought that the first kiss would come unexpectedly?
There was no charming thought, only the pain that came out of the collision and the faint bloody breath in the mouth.
Rong Chen was also standing against the wall, covering his mouth and looking up, the Adam's apple on Mai Xun's neck rolling, obviously hurting too.
Larynx, Adam's apple?
Ji Huan realized it later, and he couldn't even care about the pain.
He looked down at himself and said happily, "Are we back?!" ”
Only then did Rong Chen realize the recovery of his perspective, and he couldn't help but raise his hand and pinch his arm.
This firm and sexy biceps, bursting male hormones, is worthy of him!
No one cared about the little episode just now, and both of them were full of joy at the moment.
Even if they are now husband and wife because of an accident, it can't change the reality that the two are for tat rivals.
Forced to cooperate due to the situation, each other is more on guard and vigilant.
has always been an opponent, who knows if the other party will take advantage of his identity to do something?
What's more, there are so many inconveniences caused by different genders, and it is best to be able to change it back.
Excluding many interests, what relieved Ji Huan the most was that she finally didn't have to worry about taking a shower and changing clothes.
Rong Chen seemed to see through her thoughts, raised his eyebrows and smiled: "Tsk, it seems that the eldest lady has no eyes." ”
He was full of confidence: "Lao Tzu is in such a good figure, it's a pity that the eldest lady can't see it." ”
Narcissist.
Ji Huan's face turned red again, and for the first time in his life, he made a move that did not conform to Miss Ji's identity.
Glared at him fiercely: "I don't want to see it!" ”
Rong Chen blinked.
Ji Huan blushed many times just now, and against his face, he just thought it was funny and interesting.
At this time, they changed their bodies back, and Rong Chen realized that her eyes were shining and full of autumn water when she stared at her.
The crimson cheeks showed the shyness of a girl, and the eldest lady, who had always been elegant, calm and detached, seemed to be suddenly fresh.
The dignified and cold moon fell into the mortal world, and it was so alive.
Rong Chen covered his chest.
Worst.
He thought, should Lao Tzu really have a long conscience?
Otherwise, how can the chest be itchy, as if the kitten's paws are scratching.
Remembering that he hadn't taken a bath, Ji Huan was already unwell.
She didn't give Rong Chen a chance to see more, so she pushed him out of the room.
Soaking comfortably in the bathtub, Ji Huan breathed a sigh of relief.
In two days, she has experienced too many things, she has to deal with the mess of the change of marriage partner, she has to pretend to be Rong Chen, and she has to guard against Rong Chen.
In addition, I have to be angry from time to time.
She didn't even have time to be sad and sad, and she didn't have time to clean up her messy mood, until she switched back to her body at this moment, and she was finally able to breathe a sigh of relief.
Ji Huan emptied his brain and let himself not want to enjoy the silence of this moment.
This is her rare willfulness.
She leaned against the edge of the bathtub with her eyes closed, quiet like a work of art, only the rise and fall of her chest caused the water waves in the bathtub, showing that she was a fresh and beautiful girl.
A tear slipped down the corner of her eye, and her eyelashes quivered.
It's not that she's not sad and sad.
She and Zhuang Yu are childhood sweethearts, from immature and young, to now, she is bound to Zhuang Yu.
She put all her sustenance for her family on Zhuang Yu, and her imaginary future includes him.
Ji Huan didn't know whether this was love, but she always thought that she would be with Zhuang Yu, respect each other, respect each other, and run a harmonious and stable family.
How so?
It's just a girl who suddenly appeared, so Zhuang Yu can ignore it and leave her head at the wedding without looking back.
Ji Huan's heart was like a knife, covering his face and sinking into the water.
There was a low sobbing sound in the quiet bathroom.
Even such a fragile moment seems to be a luxury, and Ji Huan didn't let himself be sad for too long.
She wiped away her tears, as if she had re-transformed into that elegant and dignified model lady.
Rinsing off the foam, the moment she picked up the bath towel to dry her body, flowers suddenly appeared in front of her.
Stick the soft and comfortable fabric in the palm of your hand, and feel the hot and firm muscles under the fabric.
Ji Huan: ?
The bodies were swapped again, and a thought first came to her mind: Rong Chen, a big liar full of lies!
Say you can't sleep with your clothes on, isn't this already a change of pajamas?
The mobile phone on the bedside table rang urgently, Ji Huan turned his head to look, and the caller ID on the screen was: Dummy.