"Ryuman?"

Ye Ming shouted suspiciously.

The little bald man in front of him was clearly Master Liuli, but he couldn't believe that Liuli would inexplicably jump into the bathtub and bathe himself!

can only believe that this person is transformed by Liumang and plays tricks on himself.

Liuli's eyes on the opposite side were slightly closed, his palms were closed, and there was no trace of fluctuation on his face, "Master Ye doesn't have to be tempted, the little monk is Liuli." ”

"I don't believe it, you're a big girl with yellow flowers and will take a bath with me?" Ye Ming chuckled lightly and began to move his hands and feet.

Not to mention, it's quite exciting to make such a change, although it's a man, it's always okay to touch two handfuls of it.

pinched Liuli's face, "Little bald, call the big officials to listen!" ”

The glazed face did not change color, "The little monk came this time just to prove one thing to Lord Ye." ”

Yo, have you given the master a whole plot?

I like it!

"Tell me something!" Ye Ming said casually.

Liuli suddenly opened her eyes, stared at him and said word by word, "Buddha's heart, unmovable!" ”

Bang!

It was raining heavily outside, and a thunderclap struck.

Ye Ming's pupils shrank sharply, and he finally remembered the thing about teasing Liuli with the little yellow book before, this little bald man is here to challenge his weakness!

Stiffly withdrew his arm, but his eyes involuntarily glanced at Liuli's chest, this little bald head has no clothes in it, how can he see it clearly......

"Mage, you're not really coming, are you?"

Liuli frowned slightly, "Little monk, this is not true enough?" ”

Oh, I see, the little bald man wants to kidnap himself with the morality of not kissing men and women, and make herself admit her set of rhetoric!

It's a pity that the master has no morality and can't be kidnapped!

Ye Ming smiled, "What is this true?" Do you want someone Ye to teach the mage a few sets of postures that he hasn't learned? ”

"What...... What do you mean? ”

"That's what it means!" Ye Ming's right hand poked out violently and pressed Liuli's left chest!

"How's that, are you afraid?!"

Liuli's eyes were first angry, and then turned into grievances, and her tears were about to burst out of her eyes, but she was still unwilling to admit defeat, and stubbornly said with her neck in her hand, "Buddha's heart, immovable!" ”

Ye Ming was stunned, are you doing a temple or a pyramid scheme here?

Jingyu, how did the old bald donkey brainwash you, and you don't resist this?!

Looking at the glass in front of him with tears in his eyes, Ye Ming suddenly felt a little distressed about her, and retracted his palm and shook his head,

"You won, I'm convinced."

I'm afraid that even if I do her in this Mahavira Hall today, she will still be hard-mouthed, but her life is not so hard......

Don't cure Miao Ge, but my Ye someone's head was twisted off by the old monk Jingyu, and it would be a big loss!

The victorious Liuli seemed to breathe a sigh of relief and snorted lightly, as if she was very proud.

"Close your eyes." Ye Ming suddenly spoke.

"The little monk is not closed, and the Buddha's heart cannot be moved!"

There was a sound of water, Ye Ming stood up violently, trembled, and stretched comfortably.

"Ahh

Ruri screamed and hurriedly covered her eyes.

Someone outside seemed to hear the movement, and the footsteps moved, "Master Ye, what's wrong with you?" ”

The sound sounded like a mang.

"It's okay, I had a nightmare, don't come in!" Ye Ming said casually.

Looking at the glass again, he was so frightened that he didn't dare to come out, and his pretty face was as red as a monkey's ass.

Ye Ming glanced at him, stepped out of the bathtub by himself, picked up the prepared clean clothes from the side and put them on his body.

"I forgot to tell you, I didn't hold back the urine just now, if you like it, soak it for a while."

"Ahh

The screams rang out again, and Ruri sprang out like a frightened rabbit, soaking wet, her light monk's robe completely attached to her perfect body.

"Master Ye, it's not like that if you always have nightmares, the little monk will go in and help you recite a few meditation mantras, right?" The hooligan outside the door said with concern.

"! Don't let me hear you until tomorrow morning! Ye Ming said impatiently.

Outside the door, Ryumang let out an aggrieved oh and turned to leave.

Ye Ming looked at the face full of shame and anger not far away, and the overwhelmed glass hooked the corners of his mouth, "Buddha is also a human, so he has to get some fireworks, right?" ”

"You're a firework when you pee in a bucket?" Ruri gritted her teeth.

"Hehe, people with yellow urine are on fire, why don't you count?"

"You're ......!"

Ye Ming didn't bother to entangle with her, took a few futons from the Buddha Mountain and lined them up, lay on them leisurely, and closed his eyes.

Liuli was like a child who had been scolded, and she couldn't go, and she didn't go, so she had to lean on the corner of the incense case alone, holding her legs and trembling.

Turning his head, he was horrified to find that Ye Ming was actually undressing.

"What are you doing?!"

Ye Ming rolled his eyes and threw the coat on his body over, "I don't take it off, what are you wearing, look at your cowardice!" ”

As he spoke, he glared hard at her chest.

Liuli hurriedly wrapped the clothes thrown over on her body, and looked at Ye Ming who wanted to speak and stopped, pouting and being stunned on the side.

There was no movement beside him, and after a while, even breathing sounded.

I don't know how long it took.

"Hey ......"

"What's the matter, you still want to wash it again?"

Neither of them appears to be asleep.

"Can you also perform a show for the little monk......

"Do you want to see a fee or no charge?" Ye Ming replied casually.

Ruri was puzzled, "What's the difference?" ”

Ye Mingbei smiled and sat up, "The color index is different, the action plot is different, and the charging project is at a critical juncture, and you still need to join!" ”

Liuli was a little inexplicable, and couldn't understand what he was saying, "You just sing the song that the little monk sang to the sect master's inner demon last night......

Ye Ming was stunned.

Is this little bald head thinking of spring?

Why did you suddenly remember to listen to this song......

"Why, you don't want to?" Seeing Ye Ming's strange expression, Liuli asked carefully.

Ye Ming snorted, "It's just a little disappointing that I can't earn silver." ”

cleared his throat, "Listen, this is a non-famous performing artist Ye from Langya Prefecture singing!" ”

"Once upon a time, now it has passed, never again,

Red and red leaves are buried in the dust!

The beginning and the end are always the same!

You are floating outside the white clouds on the horizon~

……”

The flickering light of the ever-bright lanterns seemed to have been affected in this stormy night.

The red light reflected on Ye Ming's side face, and the song was low and melodious, like a rooted seed, slowly spreading.

Liuli unconsciously leaned to the side, quietly supporting her cheeks, a little stupid for a while......

The sound of rain outside the window continued, in a spacious monk's room behind the Daxiong Treasure Hall.

The two of them and a dog sat at the table, one by one silent.

Seeing that neither of them spoke, Xiao Meng snorted, "How can you say that the Sanzang relics also have my share, shouldn't you ask my opinion before distributing this thing?" ”

Jingyu sighed, "The Sanzang relics are the things of Buddhism, and the poor monks are consciously qualified to decide where it goes. ”

"As for Ye Ming, although he has excellent qualifications, the poor monk sees him as having no Buddha nature, and if he wants to comprehend the Zen machine overnight, it is undoubtedly a fool's dream, and this kind of encounter is destined to be unrelated to him!"

When he heard this, he shook his head helplessly.

The main purpose of his coming to the Thousand Buddha Temple this time was to be entrusted by Yang Buhe to get the Sanzang relics for Ye Ming.

And the letter in Ye Ming's hand was the token that everyone had shared after escaping from the secret realm of the ruins.

Qianyun Island, the Shadow Sect and the Thousand Buddha Temple each have one, and seeing this letter means that one of them has found a suitable successor to the Sanzang Relic and came to ask for treasures!

Xiao Meng frowned, and suddenly asked, "How many Zen heart grasses are there in your Thousand Buddha Temple?" ”