Chapter 100: My stomach hurts
Lu Li noticed that the kappa monster and Fu Lu Shou's bellies were also bulging, and they were obviously also affected by the child-seeking priesthood.
This is the second time he has met Fu Lu Shou, and Fu Lu Shou's immortal crane doesn't know where it was lost and didn't follow.
Lu Li didn't know the principle of this kind of priesthood, he saw that the other party also had a big stomach, and an idea appeared: Fu Lushou shouldn't be trapped here like himself, right?
The three sides surrounded the well, and no one spoke, and in the end it was the kappa monster that moved first, the mask barked at the sky, and the long red tongue spat out to the sky, and then the dark clouds appeared in the sky, and the raindrops fell instantly.
The kappa has the beak of a bird, the limbs of a frog, the body of a monkey, and the shell of a turtle, and on its head it is a dish with a saucer of water in it.
Kappa was originally a god, but due to the impact of the influx of Buddhism, he lost his followers and degenerated into a youkai.
Lu Li had already learned the skills of this kappa monster from Qing Shui Liuli, and knew that the raindrops he summoned, every drop was as sharp as a knife, and he hurriedly flipped his wrist, and the Confucian holy book appeared.
"The August autumn wind roars, roll up the triple thatch on my house!"
A gust of wind swept away all the raindrops that were about to fall to Lu Li's side, and before Lu Li could fight back, he let out an "oops" and hugged his stomach.
As soon as the action was intense, he clearly felt as if a child was kicking him in his stomach.
He rubbed his stomach speechlessly, how could he get pregnant as a big man, and his reaction was so real.
On the other side, Fu Lushou turned his crutches and easily dissolved the raindrops, but like Lu Li, he was also holding his stomach and grinning with teeth on his face.
A guy who looks like the birthday star in the myths and legends of Daqin is quite funny to make this kind of action.
Only the kappa was unaffected, and he seemed to be accustomed to this state, and rushed to the well with a strange scream.
Lu Centrifugal Electricity, that fox witch, is almost finished with the book of literary priesthood, it can be seen that she has been here for a long time, so maybe Kappa also knows how to break the state of pregnancy.
The kappa walks towards the well, then the answer must be in the well.
He also went to the well, but his stomach hurt so badly that he almost fell after only a few steps.
The kappa had already jumped into the well and could not see the shadow, and Fu Lu Shou was not a fool, he also saw that there was something strange in the well and moved towards the well.
The pain in my stomach is like going into labor.
Lu Li has read some reports nonsense, saying that childbirth hurts more than egg pain, he has never given birth to a child, but the egg pain is still accidentally had, that kind of sourness......
After he woke up, he never experienced this kind of pain again, and he had a feeling that maybe if he didn't stop it, he would really give birth to a big fat boy.
This Bencai Heaven is really evil, and it can make the gods of the fifth grade and the god of the fourth grade eat such a suffocation at the same time.
I'm afraid that kappa didn't know how many times he gave birth before he found a solution.
Fortunately, there was also a god who accompanied him to share the pain, and both of them were very slow, and they could stagger a few steps at first, but then they both lay directly on the ground.
They looked at each other's positions and crawled with difficulty.
In this state, Lu Li couldn't even use a spell, and Fu Lushou was the same.
Fu Lushou's forehead protruded too much, and from time to time he would rub it on the ground and rub a grass on his forehead, which looked quite funny.
Lu Li thought bitterly: "Fortunately, the little unlucky guy is not here, otherwise I am afraid that there will be another girl in the world who is afraid of marriage." ”
……
Yue'er had a big belly and burped.
In Toyoko Saki's view, she is a little sister who usually speaks softly, but today she actually let go of her stomach and ate a big meal, without taking into account the image of a lady.
Obviously, Shimizu Ruri's goal is to become a woman like Nadeshiko.
But it doesn't matter anymore, from the beginning of today's performance, Kondo's face has been smiling like a blooming chrysanthemum, and he hasn't withered for a moment.
This izakaya is located in the bustling center of Jingdong, only a few streets away from the emperor's residence and the martial arts hall, and the price is naturally very expensive, but this time, Kondo saw the hope of the team and warmly greeted everyone to let go and drink.
Saki Toyoko and other idol team members danced with Yue'er stiffly at first, and they were a little reluctant, but later during the intermission, they were stupid when they saw the data of the live webcast.
Even if a first-line idol engages in live broadcasts, there may not be this kind of data, which is too amazing.
Yue'er "hiccuped", saw Toyoko Saki's smiling face, clenched her left hand into her right hand, and asked happily: "Sister Toyoko, Manager Kondo said that this is the heat of being able to go to the Budokan Hall." Is he telling the truth? ”
Looking at the drunken face of the junior, Toyoko Saki showed a mesmerizing smile and said, "It's true, I never felt that I was so close to this goal." ”
Yes, when she first debuted, she experienced so many humiliating things that she felt humiliating to look back on, but didn't she survive them all.
Now it's a different style, although Yue'er's songs are very ...... Dirt, but this style is actually exactly what otaku like.
The videos of their live broadcasts are still being played back, and the popularity is still rising, and they are expected to create a miracle that is not big or small, a miracle that becomes popular overnight.
In the future, it doesn't matter if Ruri-chan is the lead singer, as long as she can achieve her goal of performing at the Buddo Hall, that is the only goal of her life for more than 20 years.
While chatting, Yijin, wearing a baseball cap and black sunglasses, appeared behind Yue'er, and he leaned over to Yue'er's ear and whispered something.
Yue'er's red face turned white instantly, and she said in surprise: "What should I do then?" ”
Yijin looked around at the drunken office and whispered, "We can't implicate them." ”
Yue'er nodded violently and quickly stood up.
Toyoko Saki was startled and hurriedly wanted to chase them, but she drank a little too much and shook two steps and didn't catch up.
She felt a little dazzled, why did Ruri-chan jump forward with her legs together when she walked? It's like a zombie in a Daqin ghost movie.
She rubbed her eyes, Yue'er had already walked away, and at the same time, an old man with a high forehead walked into the box.
The old man was on crutches, just looked around, did nothing, and left.
……
Fu Lushou looked around, but did not find any chance of victory.
In this contest of wills, he is going to lose to Lu Li, Lu Li's crawling speed is obviously faster than him, and if it continues like this, Lu Li must enter the well first.
Although they don't know what's in the well, both of them know that the kappa monster who has been here for a long time will never do stupid things to commit suicide, and the only way out is to go in.
Not only Lu Li is worried about having a child, he has lived for more than a thousand years, and even his body is still a child, so how can he want to have a child.
Fu Lushou raised his cane and smashed it into Lu Li's arm, but Lu Li dodged it sideways with difficulty.
Lu Li came to the well in one step, he gasped a few times, then took a deep breath, held on to the wall of the well, slowly straddled his body, carefully moved his stomach, and saw that he was about to jump, he stretched out his foot from the edge of the well, kicked Fu Lushou's head, and then jumped down.
Fu Lushou was kicked by him with an "oops", and roared angrily: "Damn, if the little god Sanyuan is here, where will it be the turn to get this kid faster than the little god!" ”
In an instant, I felt like I was out of shape again, and I put on an unnatural smile.
At this time, the sound of the pipa sounded, and Fu Lu Shou was overjoyed, and he was finally about to change.
However, when he arrived at the new scene, he was surprised to find that his stomach was still bulging and had not disappeared.
In the new scene, there are all kinds of Momoyama national musical instruments piled up all over the ground, and Shimizu Ruri stands in front of a guqin, staring at Fu Lushou who has just appeared.
Seeing his stomach, Qing Shui Liuli asked suspiciously: "Senior, have you also drunk jade wine?" ”