Chapter 208: Cow dung is incensed
Coo-goo-goo –
A loud rooster crow broke the silence of dawn.
In a few moments, smoke rose from the kitchen behind the house.
Cui'er is wearing a cloth skirt, rolling the dough in her hand, today's morning food is Zhenzi noodles, the knife is up, and the noodles with uniform width appear on the board.
Yu Miaoge's eyes straightened when he saw it on the side, he made a sword and was a good hand, but he had never been in the kitchen since he was a child, let alone carrying a knife to cut noodles, and he felt that he was a waste and couldn't do anything if he wanted to take a handle.
I had no choice but to take a wooden basin and smash eggs into it.
"I don't know what Ye Ming is doing with eating so many eggs every day, this thing is so fishy, it's not delicious at all......"
Cui'er smiled and wiped the fine sweat on her forehead, "Lord Ye said that he wanted to replenish the quality of the egg, only in this way can he have the strength to serve Sister Miaoge well......"
Yu Miaoge's cheeks flushed, he bit his lip, and couldn't help but beat a few more eggs into it.
At the dining table, Ye Ming's eyes were blank, his eyes were dull, and his body trembled slightly from time to time, which looked wrong.
Feng Qi on his side asked in a low voice, "Master, apprentice sees that your mental state is not very good today, why don't you push back the matter of swimming in the lake......
"Push?" Ye Ming's eyes widened, and the bloodshot all over them became even more obvious.
"Good idea, push that little girl off the boat in a while, and let you have a heroic scene to save beauty!"
Feng Qi shook his head helplessly, how could the master be like a wine and not wake up, and speak incoherently......
"Master, I didn't mean that, I mean ......"
"Noodles!"
Outside the door, Cui'er walked in with a large basin of steaming noodles with a smile, and Feng Qi hurriedly closed his mouth.
Master told me before that the matter of going to the flower wine room must not be mentioned to the two masters!
Ye Ming looked at the poached eggs piled up in the basin and looked at Cui'er, "Does this hen have an enmity with you?" ”
"Why does Lord Ye ask that?" Cui'er wondered.
"You cut everyone off, and you asked me why?"
"I said three pills a day, but that's thirty pills......"
Ye Ming covered his head and sighed.
"I asked Cui'er to cook it, do you eat it or not?!" Yu Miaoge pouted and walked in from outside the door with dishes and chopsticks.
"Eat ......"
A quarter of an hour later, Ye Ming patted his stomach and burped, and now even the breath he exhaled was a smell of.
However, after eating and drinking, his spirit was much better, but the torture he received in the Seven Tricks Exquisite Pagoda last night was still vivid.
"Cui'er, remember to put three sticks of incense on Li Hanshu in a while, and ask for the coarsest and most inferior kind!"
Li Hanshu is a weirdo, not only has a bad brain, but also eats differently from others.
A normal person eats food, but he needs incense to fill his stomach, which is said to be a stinky problem brought back from the secret realm of karma!
Cui'er laughed, "Lord Ye, there is a family raising cattle at the end of the street, and there is a lot of smoke from cow dung burning......
Ye Ming's eyes lit up, the Shadow Sect not only had thousands of ways to clean up people, but even the means to deal with this kind of guy who claimed to be an immortal were also first-class!
He slapped the table and stood up, "Very good! Just use cow dung! ”
Yu Miaoge took out a handkerchief and wiped the soup that remained at the corners of his mouth, and glared at Ye Ming complainingly, "Li Gongzi is also a noble person who helps you fuse your inner demons, is it appropriate for you to take revenge so kindly?" ”
"What's inappropriate?" Ye Ming's eyes widened, "It's what he said after torturing Lao Tzu, 'Eat hard, you can become a master' and other cool words, I didn't use people to burn him, it's already very merciful!" ”
After speaking, a row of Feng Qi shoulders, "Let's go, and go to digest and digest food for the teacher!" ”
"Yes, Master!"
The two of them hurried all the way to the south of the city, and there was only less than half an hour left before the time they had made an appointment with Tan Yuanyuan.
Huangtang Lake, above the lake.
Tan Yuan slapped the folding fan in his hand, absentmindedly talking to Gu Jimiao, who was also wearing men's clothes next to him, and his eyes glanced at the entrance of the woods on the shore from time to time.
Although it is late autumn, the scenery around Huangtang Lake is still pleasant, with gusts of cool breeze blowing, and orange and red fallen leaves fluttering in the maple forests on the shore from time to time, as if they are on fire.
Different from yesterday, although today's Tan Xuan also has two sticky beards, he obviously has a light makeup on his face, which should have been specially prepared.
"Princess, would you be surprised if Brother Feng knew that I was the Tan Yuan written in his poem?"
Gu Juemiao rolled her eyes, "Look at you, where is there a little bit of everyone's beautiful appearance now?" For a poor boy from Langya Prefecture, as for it? ”
Tan Yuan's face was slightly red, "Princess, Brother Feng is not a poor boy, he is one of the eight disciples of Qianyun Island, he is very powerful!" ”
"No matter how powerful it is, it can't compare to the bloody armor cultivation of my Imperial Command Prefecture, my father said, the bloody armor cultivation is the first in Kyushu, but it is not Qianyun Island, those thin Taoist priests in Sanxiao Gate can be compared!" Gu Juemiao's face showed pride as he spoke.
"And this princess doesn't look at that Ye Ming as a good person, his eyes are slippery, and he has no connotation, what good apprentice can he teach? Maybe it's not even a disciple of Qianyun Island, it's just that the master and apprentice came out to deceive! ”
"Her Royal Highness the princess is right!" A man chuckled behind them.
A man in white walked out of the ship's room with a graceful demeanor, and his appearance was excellent, but his steps were floating, his face was pale, and there was a lewd air between his eyebrows.
"Miss Tan may really have lost her eyes this time, this day there are a lot of fish and dragons in the capital, and there are countless young people, and it is definitely not a good thing to meet in the flower and wine room!"
"Except, of course, below!"
Gu Juemiao glanced at the visitor with disgust, "Han Qi, recognize your identity, this is not something you should inquire about!" ”
"If you dare to tell your father about this princess and her going to the flower and wine room, this princess will definitely let you go around without eating!"
When the two of them left from the flower wine room last night, they happened to meet Han Qi, who was also walking out from the inside, and this person also had another identity, that is, the nephew of Emperor Gu Tang's new favorite concubine Han Guifei, and one of Gu Juemiao's suitors.
In order to stop Han Qi's mouth and prevent him from leaking the matter of going to the flower and wine room in disguise as a man, Gu Juemiao had no choice but to agree to take him to the lake today, which was not a big deal.
Han Qi smiled slightly, and nodded obediently, but his eyes secretly scratched a few more glances on the delicate Tan Yuanyuan.
Hum! Little Wave Hoof, just one night was fascinated by a strange man.
If it weren't for the princess to be the main thing, Lao Tzu would have drugged you and enjoy it!
"They're coming!"
Tan Yuan's voice was surprised, and he jumped and pointed to the two men who were walking slowly not far from the shore.
"Remember the words of this princess, you can only call us 'Miao Gongzi' and 'Tan Gongzi' in front of outsiders, if you show the stuffing, be careful of your dog's legs!" Gu Juemiao glared at Han Qi viciously.
"I know!" Han Qi smiled and nodded, the anger in his eyes flashing away.
Ye Ming took Feng Qi to fly on the boat, and arched his hand at the two "boys" who were dressed as women, "Sorry, there is a traffic jam on the road, it's late." ”
Yu Guang glanced at Tan Yuan a few times, and saw that she didn't even tie her chest today, except for bunching her hair and wearing men's clothes, coupled with exquisite makeup, she completely exposed her daughter's body, and her eyes never took her eyes off Feng Qi's body for a moment.
Blind people can see that this little girl has been pregnant for a long time, and she is more anxious than Feng Qi!
Feng Qi was stared at for a while, and hurriedly lowered his head.
Gu Juemiao waved his hand pretending to be old-fashioned, "Don't get in the way, it's good to come, let's start the boat!" ”
"Wait." Ye Ming raised his hand to interrupt, looked at the man behind Gu Juemiao and asked, "...... is this son?"
"This official Han Qi, appointed as the doctor of calligraphy and painting in the imperial state, today the official is happy, so he will be exempted from waiting for the grass people to kneel and worship!"
When he spoke, his expression was very arrogant, and he didn't take Ye Ming's master and apprentice in his eyes at all.
Ye Ming snorted, who brought this superlative?
"I just wanted to ask you, whose friend is it, Miao Gongzi or Tan Gongzi?"
"Naturally, Miao Gongzi invited this official to come, do you have any opinions?" Han Qi's eyes were higher than the top road.
Ye Ming was too lazy to take care of him, as long as he wasn't Tan Yuan's male friend and didn't disturb the plans he had made, he didn't care what kind of identity this guy was.
It's just that this kid's attribute value is a bit intriguing.
The other attributes are mediocre, just a normal person who has no cultivation, but there are three question marks behind the luck item.
In other words, although this kid is not a good person, he has excellent luck, and he has exceeded the limit value that Ye Ming's system can detect!