Chapter 217: What Snake Do You Like?
"Everyone, wait a long time, the wine is coming!"
Ye Ming smiled with a smile on his face, and walked in with a wine glass and jug.
In order not to arouse suspicion, he also deliberately placed the cups in front of everyone one by one, of course, the two that were added just now were divided between Tan Yuanyuan and Feng Qi.
Seeing a few people smiling and chewing on the "delicious food" made by Gu Juemiao, Ye Ming was secretly glad that he had escaped.
Han Qi, who glanced at the 'enjoyment' of the missing front teeth and couldn't bite them off in small bites, and could only put the whole earth dragon in his mouth, laughed wildly in his heart, his luck is high, this is a plate of, don't you have to swallow it whole?
The earth dragon in Judlu's plate only ate a small half, and wiped the corners of his mouth with a pale face, "Your Royal Highness Princess, the old slave has been eating fasting and chanting Buddha in recent years, and he can't bear to eat this weak creature, so please ...... princess."
Gu Jimiao, who was nervous, waved his hand in a big way, "It's okay, doesn't Lord Han like to eat, just give it to him!" ”
Feng Qi's expression was hideous, and it took a lot of courage to take every bite, and before Ye Ming could pour the wine, he picked up the wine jug and poured a full cup into it.
Even so, the pungent and pungent smell can't hide the weird smell that rushes straight to the brain!
I hurriedly found a topic to try to delay the progress of eating.
"Your Royal Highness Princess, when I came down, I saw that there were black statues given by His Majesty at the door of every house in the palace city, why didn't there be this thing in the princess's house?"
Gu Juemiao pursed her lips and said dissatisfiedly, "My father is biased, and all he rewarded them were tall and mighty statues, but he said that this princess had a slippery head, and she was only willing to send a vegetable snake with the same slippery head. ”
The corners of Ye Ming's mouth twitched, mosquitoes, toads, these things, how can they not be related to tall and powerful......
Among these animals, the image of the snake is good, even if it is a vegetable snake.
"The princess doesn't like snakes?" Feng Qi asked.
Gu Juemiao shook her head, "Of course, that thing is slippery and wet, and it will bite, how disgusting!" ”
Ye Ming 'cut', "Not all snakes are as the princess said, at least one species that you know is very likable!" ”
"And the unobnoxious snake?"
"Of course, hasn't the princess heard of the 'Snake in the Foggy Peach'?" Ye Ming is serious.
But I was already smiling in my heart.
Gu Juemiao shook her head blankly and looked at Qiu Delu, "Does Grandpa Qiu know?" ”
This person is well-informed, and I heard that he went deep into Nanling Prefecture with his father in his early years, and he has seen countless demon beasts.
But Jude Lu also seems to be a little confused, so, "the old slave has never heard of ......"
Cut, if you, a eunuch, have ever heard of this thing, then you are called a ghost!
Ye Ming smiled slightly, "Anyone who has seen the snake in the misty peach once will be attracted by its charm, and they can't stop it, and they will be thirsty for it!" ”
Gu Jimiao suddenly became interested, "Brother Ye, do you also have this kind of snake in your house?" ”
"Isn't that right? Almost every night! ”
"Can you take this princess to see it?"
Looking at Gu Juemiao's clear and stupid eyes, Ye Ming was a little unbearable for a while, "Forget it, it doesn't want to see you." ”
Han Qi on the side didn't know what was wrong, stretched out his hands and patted the air around him back and forth, looking irritable.
"Lord Han, what are you doing?" Jude asked.
"There are mosquitoes."
Unexpectedly, Gu Juemiao also nodded in agreement, "That's true, Princess Ben also heard movement in her ears just now, but there was no sound at this moment, so she should have gone to Lord Han's side." ”
Ye Ming snorted disapplausively, it's almost winter, where are the mosquitoes and flies?
Turning his head, he saw that Feng Qi's face seemed to be a little flushed at this time, and his breathing gradually became heavy, it seemed that the effect of the medicine was about to take effect, so he had to quickly let Tan Yuan drink the wine.
Ye Ming hurriedly got up and filled the wine glasses for everyone, "Come, let's drink a glass of wine and thank the princess for her hospitality!" ”
"Good!" Several people stood up one after another to respond.
Only Han Qi was unmoved, looked at the wine glass, then at Ye Ming, and said cautiously.
"The surname is Ye, the official wants to exchange cups with you!"
Ye Ming snorted, "What, I'm afraid I'll poison you?" ”
"Of course!" Han Qi raised his hand and straightened his bangs, "Just now, the two of you master and apprentice were clamoring to kill the official and extinguish the mouth, the official has reason to suspect that you can't make a plan to regenerate, and you naturally don't dare to do anything in the drink, but this cup is not necessarily......"
"Ye still needs to do these little actions if someone wants to kill you?" Ye Ming wanted to laugh when he heard it.
This guy thinks too highly of himself, right?
"You just say you can't change it, right? If you don't change it, this official will never drink this wine! With the princess present to support him, Han Qi went straight to the bar.
"Do you like to drink or not?" Ye Ming glanced at him, turned around and touched the cup with Tan Yuan.
Jude Lu saw that Gu Juemiao, as the main family, showed signs of outburst, and knew that this situation would not be happy for anyone.
The royal banquet needs to pay attention to many rules, even if the two have conflicts in private, they can't refute the princess's face at the main banquet.
If ordinary people do this, it would be fine, one of these two people is a noble man who saved his life, and the other is the nephew of the emperor's favorite concubine, and he doesn't want to offend anyone.
can only be a peacemaker, "Mr. Ye, the banquet has just begun, you can prove your innocence in the face of the princess, and the old slave will give you three cups as an apology, is this good?" ”
Ye Ming glanced at Tan Yuan, she didn't seem to dare to drink the glass of wine because of her status as a princess, she took a deep breath, turned the table to Han Qi, grabbed the cup and drank it all.
Damn, if it weren't for Lao Tzu's business today, this glass of wine would have to be poured into you from below!
Han Qi, who finally took advantage, showed a happy smile on his face, and immediately changed his posture, raising the wine glass that Ye Ming brought over, "We won't get drunk tonight!" ”
After three rounds of drinking, under the stimulation of alcohol, everyone's chatterbox was opened, as if they had forgotten the previous unpleasantness.
And Tan Yuanxuan in front of the table had already had a misty look in his eyes, rubbed on Feng Qi's body one by one, and said softly,
"Brother Feng, I have some experience in boxing recently, shall I teach you at night?"
After all, Feng Qi is a person with cultivation, even under the effect of medicinal power, he still retains most of his independent consciousness, endures the pain of distension in his lower abdomen, and responds disdainfully:
"I'm one of the eight great disciples of Qianyun Island, so I need you to teach me to practice?"
Ye Ming couldn't wait to slap him into the wall when he heard it, other girls are so serious and make excuses, are you still pretending to be reserved for Lao Tzu here?
Even if you don't want to go to it, you have to consider the yellow peach wood that you want to be a teacher, right?
"Girl, I heard that Tan Mansion has a backflip dog, which is very powerful, isn't that the case?" Ye Ming squeezed his eyebrows at Tan and said.
Tan Yuan immediately understood, shook Feng Qi's arm and said coquettishly, "That dog is amazing, it can not only do backflips, but also boxing, Brother Feng will accompany you to take a look......"
Feng Qi still glanced at Ye Ming with some hesitation, and whispered, "Master, she asked me to see the dog, is it not according to the routine......
In his opinion, he was going to help Master do great things tonight, so how could he have time to see the dog?
Ye Ming gritted his teeth and glared at it, "If you want to go, you will go, what are you doing with so much nonsense?!" ”
"Oh......"
Feng Qi immediately got up, didn't say a word, grabbed Tan's curly back collar and walked out.
"What are you going to do?" Gu Juemiao said suspiciously.
"Look at the dogs!"
With that, the two disappeared into the darkness and disappeared without a trace.
Ye Ming immediately stood up and hugged his fists at Gu Juemiao, "If you can't drink enough, you won't bother in the house, and say goodbye!" ”
Now that the business is done, it is time for me to retire and wait for the good news.
But at the moment when Gu Juemiao turned his head to look at him, the two made eye contact, and suddenly burst into a strange look!