Chapter 2: The Art of Making Money
"You're right that you didn't go to see that scumbag, he's just a bastard, in addition to calling me, he also contacted at least four or five other people, he's using me, we're all tools he uses......" On the phone, Pang Chufeng was indignant.
On the other end of the phone, Ji Feng, silently listened to Pang Chufeng's complaints, he didn't know what to say.
Ji Feng actually knew very well in his heart, don't look at Pang Chufeng, at this time, a lot of Zhang Tianning was counted, but as long as Zhang Tianning explained and said three or two good words, Pang Chufeng would immediately change his mind......
And his spare tire, in addition to silently being a licking dog, also wants to become the receiving and processing center of Pang Chufeng's trash talk.
Ji Feng's mood did not improve because the weather was clear. There are only four months left before the high school entrance examination, and with his current grades, he can only be admitted to an ordinary high school, and it is almost impossible to be with Pang Chufeng. After four months, even if he is a licking dog, he will probably not be able to do it. Thinking of the high school entrance examination, his mood became more and more depressed.
I want to work hard, I want to smell the chickens and dance, I want to hang the beams and thorn the strands...... Although he thought so in his heart, when Ji Feng picked up the book, a wave of drowsiness naturally hit.
After half an hour of self-study, my head is still dizzy, and the content I just learned almost did not form any memory in my mind, and half an hour of study is equivalent to doing useless work.
Closing the book, Ji Feng sighed, he lay down on the bed, during this time, he was in this kind of anxiety about the future with extreme uncertainty.
There was a little panic on his back, Ji Feng reached out from behind him and took out a small notebook. This was the Letters he had previously obtained.
On the way home, he flipped through the "Letter Book" and found that the contents were so absurd that he regarded the book as a random graffiti of a mentally ill person, and did not take it seriously.
At this time, he picked up the book again and flipped through it at random.
On the title page of the Letter, the first line reads, 'Faith is the greatest! ’
Ji Feng couldn't help but shake his head and said to himself: "Fallacy and heresy. ”
Continue to look down, 'Those who believe in me will be sincere, and those who do not believe in me will be reciprocated by acquiescence......
Pretending to be a ghost, I don't believe it, Ji Feng thought to himself.
'Friend, do you want to get rich?' Are you still worried about not finding a way to get rich? The art of making money, without capital and profit, can make your wishes come true, help you get rid of poverty and become rich as soon as possible, and stand on the pinnacle of life! ’
'Friend, do you want to grow taller?' Are you still bothered by your short stature? Bone calcining, promote bone growth, immediate results, make your life superior from now on! ’
'No matter how you eat, you won't get fat, the art of accumulating food! ’
'Become rich and handsome in seconds, Bai Fumei's transfiguration, you deserve it! ’
…… In addition to advertising words, there are also some handprints, mantras.
And these mantras are even more ridiculous, most of them are actually lyrics of some popular songs.
This booklet, nothing more, is to convey such a concept to Ji Feng, as long as you believe in the words in the book and follow the instructions in the book, you can be invulnerable, you can be free, like a land fairy.
Ji Feng, I don't believe a word, what is written in the "Letter of Letters". The various spells recorded in it are contrary to scientific common sense, absurd, and very unreliable no matter how you look at it.
"Nonsense!"
After flipping through several pages in a row, Ji Feng finally commented.
He was about to throw this small book, the 'nonsense, nonsense' in his eyes, into the trash, when suddenly Ji Feng's heart moved, and he couldn't help but hesitate.
Although this pamphlet seems absurd, it is idle anyway, and it is just a pastime. This so-called "Letter Book" is actually a magic book, except for some spells, you need props, medicine, most of the spells, you only need to draw a scoop according to the gourd, according to the book to cast the handprint, recite the recipe, it's very simple.
Although Ji Feng didn't believe the content of the book, he thought about it, what if it was true?
Practice is the only criterion for testing the truth, and we always have to give it a try to know whether the content of this "Letter of Letters" is nonsense.
Thinking of this, Ji Feng flipped through the "Letter of Letters" again.
'Money Technique', this spell is good!
Money, who doesn't love? Mom and Dad give pocket money, just a little bit, if this spell is really feasible, then what books to read, what classes to attend, you can rely on this spell to make your family rich first.
The process operation in the book is very simple, you only need to prepare a bowl, a mother money to use as a wealth gathering, draw a scoop according to the gourd, make various handprints, and chant mantras at the same time.
Ji Feng went to the kitchen, took out a rice bowl, and took out a one-yuan steel hammer from the drawer, he put the one-yuan steel hammer into the bowl, turned it upside down, and recited it word by word according to the mantra on the small book.
"Who made the money? You are the ruler of the world! Some people are sad for you, and some people laugh for you...... Money, you bloodless knife! Disease! ”
After reading the song "Banknotes", Ji Feng seemed to look the same, and at the same time, he made dozens of handprints, and finally Ji Feng's fingers pointed to the buckle bowl.
After a while, Ji Feng lifted the porcelain bowl, except for the one-yuan steel hammer he had placed in the bowl before, the bottom of the bowl was empty, and the 'money technique' did not conjure money for him.
Ji Feng originally had some small expectations in his heart, but practice brings true knowledge, and the facts have proved that the "Letter Book" is simply a ghost drawing full of absurd words.
Ji Feng didn't hesitate at the moment, he threw this "Thousand Directions" into the trash can in the room.
It turned out to be empty joy, and Ji Feng couldn't help but sigh. It's impossible to think about this matter with your knees, and it's impossible that you still look forward to this kind of nonsense, it seems that you are still too simple and kind.
A wave of fatigue hit, Ji Feng put everything aside for the time being, and soon, Ji Feng fell asleep.
Ji Feng was woken up by his mother Gao Yunping, and he knew that it was already evening.
Ji Feng's cousin, Ji Ce, something went wrong, he stabbed a hornet's nest, was stung, his injuries were very serious, and he was admitted to a high-risk ward. Ji Jie and the two of them rushed to the hospital on Sunday and are only back now.
Ji Ce is two years older than Ji Feng, he has excellent grades and a flexible brain, he is the Ji family, the most potential child. Ji Jie and Gao Yunping used him as an example to spur Ji Feng.
Ji Ce had an accident, everyone was very concerned, Ji Jie and his family, accompanied by Ji Feng's grandfather, and his uncle, stayed in the hospital for almost a whole day.
The relationship between Ji Feng and Ji Ce is not very good. Ji Ce has a lot of ideas, is witty, well-behaved and sensible in front of people, and is black and domineering in the back of people, Ji Feng has a lot of black pots for him.
If he just gave Ji Ce the black pot, Ji Feng could still tolerate it, but Ji Feng didn't like Ji Ce's attitude of being high and commanding, so he deliberately distanced himself from Ji Ce.
Ji Ce happened yesterday evening, and Ji Ce's injury was purely because he was looking for trouble.
In Ji Ce's community, there is a hornet's nest in the garage where non-motorized vehicles are parked. This hornet's nest is not necessarily the first to be discovered by Ji Ce. Ji Ce can go and notify the property. But he didn't do what he could, just relying on a woolen sweater, covering his head, he was reckless, took a branch, and poked the hornet's nest, but was stung by a wasp, speaking of which, he was completely to blame.
Ji Feng visited him in the hospital last night, originally Ji Feng thought that after a day, Ji Ce's injury would improve, but he didn't expect that after a night, Ji Ce's situation did not seem to have eased, and he was still in the high-risk ward.
This kind of accident, no one would have thought in advance that although Ji Feng and Ji Ce were a little different, he was still very careful about Ji Ce's condition.
Ji Jie has always liked to use Ji Ce as a model, and he has reprimanded Ji Feng a lot. However, after returning from the hospital this time, Ji Jie somewhat changed his mind. Although Ji Feng is not good at reading, he is healthy, he is still considered to be after listening to his parents, after thinking about it like this, Ji Jie rarely saw his son when he was eating.
However, Gao Yunping still didn't let Ji Feng go.
There are only four months left, and the high school entrance examination is about to be taken, but Ji Feng has no nervousness at all until now. The reason why Ji Feng stayed at home was to hope that he could hug his feet more and study hard before the high school entrance examination. The so-called grinding guns in battle, not bright or light, even if the results are not good, at least there is a correct attitude.
But what about Ji Feng, not to mention going out on a rainy day, he also got back covered in mud, such a big person, he didn't wash his own clothes, and he didn't cook dinner. Gao Yunping inevitably hated iron and steel, so she had to criticize Ji Feng harshly during the meal.
Ji Feng was a little broken and broken, and while listening to his mother's counting, he buried his head in destroying the food in the bowl.
“…… Even if you don't know how to stir-fry, you can always cook rice, right? Why don't you know how to feel sorry for people, kid? Ji Feng, I'm so disappointed in you. Gao Yunping chattered endlessly.
With a 'click', Ji Feng bit a hard object in his mouth, but fortunately he gobbled it up and didn't use too much force, otherwise, his big teeth would have been knocked out.
Ji Feng spit out the hard object in his mouth, which was a one-yuan steel hammer.
What's going on, steel hammer, how can it appear in the rice bowl. Ji Feng took a closer look at his rice bowl again, a small bowl of landscape painting hand-painted with white porcelain underglaze, with a slight gap in the mouth of the bowl, which was exactly the rice bowl he used as a test to test the skill of making money.
Ji Feng seemed to think of something, he put down the dishes and chopsticks, put his hand into his trouser pocket, and soon, another one, one yuan steel hammer, appeared in his hand.
Could it be that the book "Letter Book" that he thought was full of nonsense was a peerless secret book, and Ji Feng was a little uneasy.
Ji Feng put down the bowl and walked to his room.
"Ji Feng, you haven't eaten clean in the bowl yet......" Gao Yunping was behind her, and wanted to teach Ji Feng a lesson, but Ji Jie stretched out his hand to stop her.
"You're really, how did you cook so carelessly, how did you get the steel hammer into the rice. Fortunately, Ji Feng's teeth were not broken, otherwise it would have been bad, do you know how much it costs to fill a tooth? Ji Jie complained about Gao Yunping.
"I don't have cash on me for a long time, the devil knows how this steel hammer could appear in Ji Feng's bowl." Gao Yunping also felt strange.
Ji Feng ran out of the bedroom at this time.
"Mom, did you go to my room and empty the trash cans in my room?" Ji Feng asked Gao Yunping thoughtlessly.
Gao Yunping nodded indifferently.
Ji Feng hurriedly asked, "Then have you seen a booklet the size of a villain's book?" ”
Gao Yunping said dissatisfied: "Do you think your mother is so idle? Still going through your trash cans? ”
Ji Feng hurriedly said: "What about the garbage? You're not going to throw it in the garbage dump downstairs, are you? ”
Gao Yunping saw Ji Feng's anxious face, and she nodded mechanically again.
When Ji Feng heard this, he hurriedly ran outside.