Chapter 19: Urine Escape

Ji Feng was so anxious that the previous bowls of chicken soup and a large cup of tea all turned into urine at the moment, entering his bladder, and putting his bladder under great pressure.

However, the side effects of 'golden stone for opening' attacked, and his legs seemed to be petrified. Ji Feng's current physical condition is like that of a stroke patient, and the sudden side effects made him lose his mobility in an instant.

Pang Chufeng didn't expect that the side effect of 'Jinshi is open' would be this. She stayed to help Ji Feng, and it turned out to be this. This made her amused, ashamed, and helpless at the same time.

Ji Feng can't let go of Pang Chufeng, even if Pang Chufeng is willing to help him solve his physical problems, he insists on not to. It's a matter of face.

"What should I do? I can't let my uncles and aunts know about this, and I can't help you if you're like this......" Pang Chufeng was embarrassed.

Ji Feng was embarrassed and a little anxious at the same time.

"I'm looking for you to come up with ideas, think of a way, don't complain anymore, hurry up, I'm about to lose my breath......"

Ji Feng was sweating profusely.

"What can I do? Even if I buy you diapers, you can't use them the way you look now. Otherwise, you don't have to endure it, just pee in your pants, I'm really out of luck. Unless ......" Pang Chufeng hinted at Ji Feng and said.

Gao Yunping knocked lightly on the door, and after a while, she pushed the door open and poked her head out.

"Chu Feng, it's almost time for you to go back, no matter how late it is, your family should be careful." Gao Yunping kindly reminded Pang Chufeng.

Pang Chufeng hurriedly replied: "Auntie, I know, I was about to leave." ”

Pang Chufeng gave Ji Feng a helpless look and stood up.

Ji Feng said at this time: "Chu Feng, wait a minute, delay you for a few more minutes, I have thought of the way to solve this question......

Pang Chufeng said to Gao Yunping: "Wait a while, I'll let Fengzi send me back, and I'll delay for a while." ”

After Gao Yunping left, Pang Chufeng asked Ji Feng in a low voice: "Fengzi, have you decided?" ”

Ji Feng nodded and said, "Otherwise, what can be done, the living can't be suffocated by urine." ”

Pang Chufeng was overjoyed, but he didn't show it.

"How can I help you, have you come up with a suitable spell?" Pang Chufeng asked.

Ji Feng said: "You go to the kitchen and pour a glass of water, I want to perform the 'Water Escape Technique'." ”

Pang Chufeng went to the kitchen as he said and poured a large glass of water back. Seeing such a large glass of water, Ji Feng's urge to urinate became stronger, he took a deep breath and said to Pang Chufeng, "Let's start." ”

I couldn't see the snowy sky, I couldn't see their smiles, I left my father and mother, and I was wandering outside alone...... Year after year, I went with the flow. ”

With the singing of this song "Drifting with the Flow", Ji Feng's magic trick was also completed, Ji Feng glanced at Pang Chufeng, and said softly: "Hurry! ”

At the same time, Pang Chufeng squirted a large mouthful of water at Ji Feng......

A strange situation appeared, with Pang Chufeng's mouthful of tap water squirting out, Ji Feng's figure disappeared without a trace out of thin air.

The next moment, Ji Feng's figure suddenly appeared in the pond of their community, this is the position set in his heart, this time the water escape method is quite successful. He really used the Water Escape Technique as he wished, and came here.

It's just that he suddenly jumped out of the pond and frightened a couple of men and women who were kissing and making love by the pond, and the two were quite frightened, screaming and fleeing the scene in panic.

At this time, he didn't care whether he talked about public morality or not, Ji Feng was in the pond and took the opportunity to solve his physiological problems......

When Pang Chufeng rushed over, Pang Chufeng suddenly found that Ji Feng was wet and lying on the edge of the pond, trembling in embarrassment.

Pang Chufeng hurriedly pulled Ji Feng up from the ground and helped him sit on the edge of the pond.

"Well, did you pee? Still can't walk? Pang Chufeng asked Ji Feng.

Ji Feng was shivering from the cold, and couldn't help sneezing, then he said with a bitter face: "Obviously, you can move freely in the water, but as soon as you get ashore, these legs freeze again......"

This is really an interesting side effect, Pang Chufeng saw Ji Feng's pitiful appearance, he felt very funny, and couldn't help laughing.

Ji Feng asked, "How did you check through my mother?" Did she ask you anything? ”

Pang Chufeng said: "I only shouted, 'Fengzi wait for me.'" "That's it, rushed out of your house, I guess my uncle and aunt, at this time I was still in a daze, wondering what you went out."

Ji Feng said: "This water escape technique is really convenient, I thought about it here, launched the spell, and in an instant, it appeared in the pond from the sixth floor...... By the way, can you get me something to keep out the cold until my legs are back? …… Ahh Ahh ”

Pang Chufeng said deliberately: "Just now, my family is urging me again, hurry up and go home, you still have to ask for more blessings, all I can do is to help you order two cups of hot coffee and let the courier brother send it for you, hehe." ”

Ji Feng said: "Chu Feng, it's because of you that I became the ghost I am now, if it weren't for your boyfriend and me, I wouldn't have recklessly used the 'golden stone for opening', you can't die without help, right?" Besides, when this wave of side effects is over, God knows what the side effects of the 'Water Escape Technique' will be, and at this time, you can't abandon me. ”

Pang Chufeng smiled: "Don't worry, I will accompany you here." ”

Ji Feng was a little relieved.

Pang Chufeng looked at Ji Feng, whose face was a little blue, and sighed softly: "If there were no side effects, how good it would be, I really don't want to hear my father's nagging." ”

Ji Feng said: "Lawyer Pang, he cares about you, and I am to blame for it, if I hadn't gotten the "Letter of Letters", I wouldn't have had so much trouble." ”

Pang Chufeng said: "You are a God-chosen person, a different existence, your life is destined to be extraordinary, compared to us ordinary people, don't be here to be sneering." ”

Hearing Pang Chufeng say this, Ji Feng's mood was a little better.

Pang Chufeng ordered takeout, coffee, and a large bowl of hot and sour noodles. The two of them were by the pond, waiting for Ji Feng's side effects to disappear, and at the same time waiting for the courier brother.

Pang Chufeng accompanied Ji Feng to talk, diverting his attention so that Ji Feng would not focus on resisting the cold.

Ji Feng sighed slightly and said, "I really hope that this side effect will disappear soon, I am cold and sleepy now." By the way, Chu Feng, don't you like Zhang Tianning? Why didn't you accept his confession? …… It can't be because of me, right? ”

Pang Chufeng glanced at Ji Feng and said, "Among the boys in this year, Zhang Tianning is the best and the best. I liked him very much at first, but somehow, when he really confessed to me, I felt that he seemed to be no different from other boys. ”

Ji Feng said solemnly: "I understand, your feelings have shifted now, and your feelings for me have revived......

"You die!" Pang Chufeng said angrily, punched over, 'poof', and with a light punch, Ji Feng was hit into the pond again.

Pang Chufeng realized Ji Feng's current situation, and hurriedly reached out and dragged him up from the pond again.

"I'm sorry, I forgot about your current situation, but you are all to blame, and you can't blame me." Pang Chufeng said.

Ji Feng said: "It's okay to move your hands and feet, but the weather is a little cold, I just hope that this nasty side effect will disappear soon." ”

While the two were talking, a courier brother hurried over.

Ji Feng gulped down hot and sour noodles, he felt that his body was a lot warmer, Pang Chufeng drank coffee leisurely, and looked at him silently.

A bowl of hot and sour noodles was wiped out, Ji Feng picked up the coffee and took a big sip of it.

Pang Chufeng said with a smile: "Fengzi, you still hold the coffee in your hand to keep warm, don't drink it, otherwise wait a while, I'm afraid you won't be able to hold it back." ”

Ji Feng ignored her, held the coffee in both hands, and took another big sip before stopping his movements.

At this time, Pang Yuhe's phone call came again, Pang Chufeng and Pang Yuhe chatted a lot, and asked Pang Yuhe and Ji Feng to connect by video.

Pang Chufeng's thinking is quick, he doesn't need to type drafts when he lies, Pang Yuhe saw that Ji Feng was wet, but he also believed Pang Chufeng's words, and after telling her a few more words on the phone, he ended the call between him and his daughter.

Ji Feng said at this time: "Chu Feng, why don't you go back first, I guess, if I sit for a while, the side effects of this golden stone will disappear." ”

Pang Chufeng said: "Even if the side effects of 'Jinshi Weikai' disappear, but what are the side effects of 'Water Escape Technique', we don't know yet, in case it is a strange side effect, I urgently need my help, and when the time comes, there will be no one around you to help you." ”

Ji Feng let out a long sigh and said, "This "Letter Book" is a cheat dad thing that kills 3,000 enemies and damages 800 yourself, how good do you say it would be if there were no side effects?" ”

Pang Chufeng smiled and shook her head, obviously she had a different explanation.

"It's already amazing, if you don't have these side effects, then it's okay, then you can't do whatever you want? Fengzi, do you still remember the primary school Chinese class "The Story of the Fisherman and the Goldfish"? At that time, I wondered what I would wish if I were in such a situation. Fengzi, guess what, what do I think? ”

Ji Feng looked at the empty paper cup in his hand, and said angrily: "I'm not the roundworm in your stomach, how can I know." ”

"Do whatever you want!" Pang Chufeng asked and answered.

Seeing Ji Feng looking at him, Pang Chufeng explained again: "Or, 'all wishes come true'." ”

Ji Feng thought for a while, nodded, and had to admit that his childhood sweetheart was indeed much smarter than himself.