Chapter 33: The Rocketeer

When Ji Jie went home, he brought a large package of medicine, saying that it was for Ji Feng to treat stomach bloating. Ji Jie also said that at noon, Ji Feng had lunch with him. With his cover, Gao Yunping's mouth was finally blocked.

Ji Jie knew that Gao Yunping still had doubts in his heart, but Ji Jie had already arranged it, he took out two movie tickets, and quickly diverted Gao Yunping's attention.

Life is not easy, mortgage, car loan, Huabei...... All kinds of expenses, like mountains, weigh people down. Ji Jie's pocket money is only 500 yuan a month, and in this way, his pocket money is often deducted and misappropriated by Gao Yunping. Even Ji Feng sometimes feels that his mother is too cruel to his father.

Therefore, even if she just went to watch a movie, Gao Yunping was still very moved in her heart. Thinking of these years, Ji Jie has quit smoking, drinking, and all kinds of social interactions, and he can push it as much as he can...... Gao Yunping felt a little guilty.

"We haven't been to the cinema in over a decade, so it's time to relive the old days. Xiao Feng, I went out to watch a movie with your mother, you are alone at home, but you have to be obedient. As Ji Jie spoke, he threw a reassuring look at Ji Feng.

Gao Yunping's attention was successfully diverted, and what she was thinking about now was what makeup and clothes she would wear when she went out tonight......

Ji Jie and Gao Yunping went to the movies, and Ji Feng was the only one left at home. Ji Feng didn't take medicine, this medicine was just a disguise, Ji Feng even believed that what Ji Jie handed over to him was not medicine at all, it was not good, this was the weight loss medicine and cold medicine that Ji Jie collected from his colleagues in the office.

Both parents were not at home, and Ji Feng was thinking about whether to show it now and start self-study, when there was a knock on the door.

It seems that Pang Chufeng is here. Thinking like this, Ji Feng opened the door. It was really a little beauty, but I didn't expect that Pang Chufeng was followed by a small tail.

Seeing the tall and handsome Zhang Tianning appear at the door of his house, Ji Feng was a little confused.

He and Zhang Tianning are not at odds with each other, he never thought that Zhang Tianning would come to his house.

Pang Chufeng shrugged his shoulders with an innocent expression.

"He was guarding the gate of our community, and I had no choice but to bring him with me. What about Aunt Gao and Uncle Ji? Pang Chufeng asked Ji Feng.

Ji Feng told them that Ji Jie and Gao Yunping had gone to the movies, and at the same time let them into the house.

Zhang Tianning stopped Pang Chufeng from entering the house, he took out two masks from his pocket, handed one to Pang Chufeng, and helped her put it on, and then came in with Pang Chufeng.

Ji Feng said shyly: "This is a physiological reaction, I can't hold it, I'm really embarrassed." ”

Zhang Tianning said: "This room is full of poisonous gas released by Ji Feng, Chu Feng, if you have anything to say, you quickly tell him, after speaking, we will leave immediately." ”

Pang Chufeng probably didn't expect that the side effects and duration of the 'Golden Bell Jar' this time would be so long, and she came here mainly to learn about Ji Feng's situation.

Zhang Tianning was beside him, and it was inconvenient for Pang Chufeng to stay longer, besides, even if Ji Feng's fart didn't stink, it was always the gas that was discharged from his body. Pang Chufeng said that she made a special trip to see if Ji Feng's situation had improved. She and Ji Feng only said a few words, and then left with Zhang Tianning.

Zhang Tianning followed Pang Chufeng to the house this time, which shows that Zhang Tianning is suspicious of himself and Pang Chufeng. I can detect it, and Pang Chufeng must have noticed it, but I don't know how Pang Chufeng will solve this matter, Ji Feng thought secretly.

The brain-draining thing is not what Ji Feng is good at, Ji Feng didn't think much about it, his attention still shifted to the 'fart'.

The sound of 'hiss' was endless, and Ji Feng himself felt upset. This is a side effect of the spell, the medicine does not work at all, and there is no other way to stop it. Ji Feng stayed on the balcony for a while, and finally, he chose to leave the house and went downstairs.

Ji Feng stayed away from the crowd and tried to avoid pedestrians, his current state is more annoying, he is self-aware, and he does not want to add trouble to others.

But a lot of things, it's just such a coincidence, if he stayed at home honestly, maybe there would be no worries in the future.

A passer-by who did not pay attention to public morality passed by Ji Feng, and he casually threw out the cigarette butt in his hand. This cigarette butt, coincidentally, happened to fall behind Ji Feng, and the dark fire of the cigarette butt actually ignited Ji Feng's fart......

The frightened cries of passers-by and the burning sensation from behind his buttocks almost didn't scare Ji Feng to death.

Now, Ji Feng also brought a 'tail', an orange-red tail flame, at night, extremely eye-catching, and endless farts, providing this tail with sufficient methane gas and hydrogen for combustion.

Ji Feng was in a state of panic, except for dancing and screaming and running away in a hurry, he did not take effective flame retardant measures and correct responses.

In fact, as long as Ji Feng holds back for a short time to stop the 'turbidity' in his body from leaking out, in the absence of combustibles, this 'tail flame' will naturally be extinguished. But in a hurry, he actually cast a spell again.

"The leaves fall into love, the lovesickness is uncontrollable, the red bean is infatuated, and the only way to send books is frequent...... The two love each other, far away from each other, the two hearts often remember each other, and the end of the world is like a neighbor. Disease! ”

At the critical moment, Ji Feng burst out with unprecedented potential, and he quickly disappeared from the eyes of passers-by like lightning.

Passers-by were about to take out their mobile phones to record this precious picture, and a few people just took out their mobile phones and prepared to shoot, and the 'rocket man' had disappeared at once.

And the next moment, about two kilometers away from the accident site, a few night fishermen were suddenly startled by a figure jumping up in the water.

This figure is naturally Ji Feng.

Ji Feng, at a critical moment, used the spell of shrinking the ground into inches, and in an instant, he got out of danger and transferred him to Xiapu.

The fart that had been bothering Ji Feng for a long time finally stopped. However, Ji Feng encountered new troubles.

Within a few steps of going ashore, Ji Feng noticed that something was wrong, and he was numb all over, as if he had electricity on his body......

A quarter of an hour later, Pang Chufeng and Zhang Tianning hurried over.

Seeing that Pang Chufeng was still carrying her little tail, Ji Feng frowned, but Zhang Tianning had already followed, even if he accused Pang Chufeng at this time, it didn't seem to have any effect.

"Ji Feng, you are really full of tricks, we have been apart for less than an hour, why did you come to Xiapu's side? Tsk, what are you doing here? Suicide by throwing yourself into the river? Bo sympathy? Since you want to die, it's better to die by yourself, why do you want your father to call Chu Feng, what are you? Zhang Tianning was furious.

Pang Chufeng pushed Zhang Tianning aside, and she asked Ji Feng, "What the hell is going on, why did you fall into the river?" ”

Ji Feng didn't speak, his eyes glanced at Zhang Tianning, and Pang Chufeng also knew that Zhang Tianning was on the side, and Ji Feng was not easy to speak.

She said to Zhang Tianning: "Tianning, can you stay next to me first, Ji Feng and I have something to say." ”

Zhang Tianning said uncharacteristically: "Chu Feng, I won't leave this time, what do you have to say, everyone spread it out and said, what can't you not see the light?" ”

Zhang Tianning put aside Pang Chufeng and walked straight to Ji Feng, condescendingly, looking down at Ji Feng.

"Ji Feng, I know that you are a martial arts master, and your academic performance is actually not bad, you are Chu Feng's playmate from childhood to adulthood, maybe you are still a very 'reliable' friend, but so what? Chu Feng accepted my confession and became my girlfriend. We're all adults, so please take a little responsibility, okay? Zhang Tianning vented all the anger accumulated during this time.

Ji Feng looked at Zhang Tianning a little innocently, he completely understood why Zhang Tianning was so angry, if it was him, he must not like it, his girlfriend and other boys were disconnected.

Without waiting for Ji Feng to answer, Pang Chufeng had already expressed his position directly.

She dragged Zhang Tianning away and said coldly: "Zhang Tianning, we are finished, from today onwards, we are no longer boyfriend and girlfriend." From now on, you take your Yangguan Road, and I will cross my single-plank bridge. You can disappear from us now......"

Zhang Tianning's eyes widened, and he didn't believe that Pang Chufeng would say such a ruthless word, and he was stunned.

Zhang Tianning stammered and asked Pang Chufeng, "Chu Feng, what did you just say?" I didn't hear ......."

Pang Chufeng said: "You want me to say it again, right?" I said, we're done, we're broken, I don't like you, I don't want to be with you anymore, you're out! ”

Zhang Tianning pointed at Ji Feng and asked Pang Chufeng: "You won't tell me that the person you really like is actually Ji Feng, right?" You're going to break up with me for him, right? ”

Pang Chufeng said: "I'm too lazy to pay attention to you, we broke up, what are you still doing here, you are not welcome here, you can go." ”

Ji Feng was numb and couldn't walk an inch, but it didn't affect him to speak.

Ji Feng played a round and said: "Chu Feng, don't be like this, Zhang Tianning has no malicious intentions, he cares so much because he likes you, everyone calm down, talk well, don't be so impulsive......"

Zhang Tianning said: "Ji Feng, you don't pretend here, you hypocritical villain, you have been hiding in the shadows, you will only hurt people with secret arrows, you are the most despicable, shameless, obscene, and filthy guy I have ever seen......"

is probably still a little jealous of Ji Feng, although Zhang Tianning scolded happily, but he always kept a certain distance from Ji Feng, he thought that he was not Ji Feng's opponent, he didn't want to teach people a lesson, but was beaten.

had the intention to resolve this holiday, but he didn't expect to be abused by the other party, Ji Feng no longer acted as a peacemaker, and besides, he was not without opinions on Zhang Tianning.

This school grass in the fifty-seventh middle school has always been the object of Ji Feng's jealousy, for the rich and handsome Zhang Tianning, Ji Feng has cursed him behind his back many times before, and the reason why Ji Feng acts as a peacemaker is still for the sake of Pang Chufeng's face.

It's just that whether it is Ji Feng or Pang Chufeng, they all underestimated Zhang Tianning's toughness, even after hearing such a decisive reply, Zhang Tianning still had no intention of leaving, he was like a nail, pestle in place......