Chapter 63 on how to make a fat man climb the mountain

Lixin Middle School, No. 111 Middle School, and No. 98 Middle School, these three middle schools are all near Qianjiakou, belonging to a school district, and the students enrolled are all from the same place.

Students are either from the same family area, or they all live in the same alley or compound, and they usually don't look up and look down, and even if they don't know each other, they all feel familiar with each other.

But the relationship between each other can not be said to be good, one of the 111 middle school nicknames are called "stick in the middle", and the 98 middle school is called "miscellaneous", from these two nicknames can be seen a little clue.

Lixin School doesn't have any nicknames, but when the students of those two schools mention it, they will say disdainfully: "Oh, he Lixin." Among them, the word "Lixin" is very soft, and it often has a nasal sound of a little nostrils to show contempt.

I think that the official competition between these three schools should be quite fierce, otherwise how could the three principals who led the team be pinched with the crickets who jumped into the bucket jar as soon as they met?

It doesn't matter if you pinch it, it's not beautiful to let students work hard for you, the Great Wall of Juyongguan is known as "the first Xiongguan in the world", the steepness of the Great Wall can be reflected in this scenic spot, the slope of nearly 60 degrees is also sloping, such a Great Wall you let students race, noisy?!

Yao Yuan was not happy, and began to scold the squad leader, Xie Laopao'er and Wang Hongyu also came up to help, Chen Lei was even more desperate, pulling Guan Yaxin for a good time to lay out the facts and reason, and the long-winded Luo Circle made Guan Yaxin's brain hurt.

Fat Lao Bai also came, but it didn't work, who made the reason for this "full and not hungry team" high-sounding: "Isn't the reason why we formed a team is to help each other on the way to the exam, not to abandon or give up?" For the sake of an indifferent competition, it is impossible for us to leave Li Changhai behind, besides, he is the math genius of our group, and we still point to him to tutor us to increase our scores. ”

Well, since you want, I'll play with you! But the class has its own competition, or in small groups, and the group that arrives last buys soda for everyone!

Lao Bai threw down a sentence and moved his big ass and left.

It must not be seen from the back that Lao Bai is stealing fun, what kind of competition, he doesn't pay attention to the competition at all, it's just a school leader's inspiration, what can he do if he wins the first place in the class? At most, Leader Bo smiled happily, and Ben Laobai never lacked this. However, Xie Zhenhua's group practiced his original intention of letting them form a study group, and put forward the slogan of "don't abandon, don't give up", this is very good, this has to be promoted back, well, "don't abandon, don't give up"! It's a lot more affordable than getting a place in a competition.

Guan Yaxin pointed at Yao Yuan: "Okay!" If you can't get enough to eat, just wait to buy everyone soda! ”

Chen Lei was yin and yang: "Hey, how do you talk about your squad leader, we are a well-fed team, it's not that we can't eat enough!" ”

Guan Yaxin really didn't bother to take care of Chen Lei's broken mouth, so she turned her head and asked Xie Laopao'er: "Do you want the two of us to go together?" ”

Yao Yuan looked at a few strong young men from Guan Yaxin's team, and hurriedly replied: "If you want it, if you want it, let's form an alliance!" ”

……

Speaking of which, if there is any difficulty, you have to carry it yourself, Li Changhai is not an ordinary difficulty, but a big difficulty of nearly 200 catties!

There were cheerleaders cheering everyone along the road, and the atmosphere was in place, and Li Changhai, who was agitated, wanted to rush forward, but was stopped by Yao Yuan on his left and Li Hui on his right. Don't look at what you are, what are you fighting with those young men like animals? The stairs are endless, so count them one by one.

Question: How to make a fat man of 200 pounds climb the Great Wall?

Michelle replied, "Make a sliding pole and carry it up!" ”

Wrong! The steps were so steep that they didn't look like a human walk, and even if four stick boys carried a sliding pole, it couldn't guarantee safety, and anyone who fell down an alley behind them would be unlucky.

Gu Xiaomi replied: "Anyway, there are a lot of us, and each of us carries him for a while, so why do we go up." ”

Wrong! A bag of rice in the grain store is fifty catties, and you can carry four bags at a time to try, even if you can stand up, even if you are a cow, not to mention that you have to climb the steps.

Sun Ying replied: "Find a few long ropes to tie around the fat man's waist, and everyone will pull them up together." ”

Wrong! The fat man refuses to go by himself, it is useless for anyone to drag it, can he really drag it up like a dead dog?

What do you say?!

The solution is very simple, Yao Yuan, Shui Zhiqing, and Li Hui are all physically strong, as long as they are protected on the side, by the way, they can be picked up, helped, and let the fat man borrow his strength, and the most important thing is to put a Chen Lei behind.

Have you seen how Tang Seng drove Sun Wukong crazy in the movie?

Chen Lei was chattering all the way behind, from paying attention to safety to exercising usually, talking back and forth, Li Changhai, who was in pain, had no other way to live except gritting his teeth and climbing up.

In the end, others climbed the Great Wall, Li Changhai used both hands and feet, and really crawled up the Great Wall, and his embarrassed appearance along the way was taken by countless people's cameras.

Half an hour later than the last one arrived, the sworn mobilization on the beacon tower on the top of the hill had already begun, and the five backward elements had just arrived.

Chen Lei walked in the last one: "Look at me, more than 3,000 steps are not a matter at all, isn't this coming, as long as you are willing to step on your legs, no matter how far you can go, don't look at you looking fat, in fact, you are quite energetic, just don't usually exercise, and when you go back, let's all run with you to ensure that you are as light as a swallow in the future, and when you graduate from high school, we are still this group, let's do it again together......"

The four people who walked in front finally couldn't bear it anymore and turned back in unison: "Shut up!" ”

Seeing that his classmates in his school were at the bottom, there were still a few good guys at the bottom, among whom Shui Zhiqing was still a sports commissioner, Shen Qin's white face was even whiter, and he looked around for Lao Bai's figure, but of course he couldn't find it after turning around.

Fat Lao Bai didn't go up the mountain at all.

I wanted to go over and find trouble with those few directly, but I was surrounded by students from other schools, and I looked around to see these five backward classmates, especially Li Changhai, who was sweating all over his body, crawling forward, full of joy in his tragedy.

At this time, if he went over to say anything, he could only add some jokes to the students of other schools, so Shen Qin had to temporarily suppress his breath and quickly took the oath with his own student representatives.

The team that is not hungry once again made a splash, of course, it was not climbing the mountain and falling last, and the picnic they prepared was a little too annoying, on the slope in the shade of the beacon tower, a flower tablecloth suspected of being a bed sheet was spread, and the tablecloth was wrapped in oiled paper, which contained roast chicken, pig's trotters, pig's ears, pig's liver, pig's lungs, pig's intestine, peanuts, small cold vegetables, and a lot of peaches in the middle.

With so much to eat, it's not too heavy to bring!

After eating and not starving, the team sat together, Guan Yaxin's "Superman team" naturally joined in, what is the so-called fire spoon and elbow are not in a hurry to eat first, you have to eat enough of the dazzling array on this cloth first!

The students of the third class refused to leave as long as they saw it, and they all laughed and scolded that the team was too full to eat, and then they squeezed in regardless of it, grabbed the meat and sent it to their mouths.

Then such a situation was formed, the third class of the senior high school of Lixin School ate meat, and all the remaining students, including the teacher, watched, and the place that Xie Laopao picked was also lacking in virtue, and the back was the back shade, but it was the only way for everyone, while looking at the scenery on the beacon tower, you could see the braised vegetable shop on the tablecloth when you looked down, and you could smell the aroma of meat at the same time.

This is too lacking in morality, most of the people just brought some bread, sausages, mineral water, and each of your three classes has a fire spoon and elbows, and they also started a meat conference on the top of the mountain, which is simply not human!

A group of wolves in the third class ate the wind and clouds, ignoring the complicated eyes cast around them, Xie Laopao'er was not completely dizzy, and a bottle of Remy Martin XO only dared to be passed secretly among the classmates, and each group poured a cup to ensure that everyone could drink a sip.

After all, it's XO, it's quite expensive, just taste it.

For an hour on the top of the mountain, Xie Laopao was enough to be in the limelight.

It's easy to go up the mountain and difficult to go down, but it's even more difficult for a fat man like Li Changhai, when he walked to the flat ground and looked back at the way down he had come, he cried.

really cried, crying out with tears: "In this life, whoever lets me climb the steps again, I am in a hurry!" ”

It was the four who accompanied him all the way, and I don't know who replied fiercely: "Li Changhai!" I'm going to climb the mountain with you again in this life, and I'm the one! ”

Gu Xiaomi, Guan Yaxin, Sun Ying and Mi Xue walked together on the way down the mountain, they were still discussing the issue of compiling the exercise book, Wang Hongyu and Xie Laozhu'er were far behind, admiring the four different scenery from behind.

Finally came to the foot of the mountain, a few girls may eat a little too much meat, or a little dense, are a little thirsty, fortunately have arrived at the gate of the scenic spot, there is a greenhouse selling watermelons at the door, the board is covered with a sand cover to cut the watermelon, a petal of sand looks very attractive.

Guan Yaxin pointed to the watermelon stall, shouted "I have a treat", and walked over first, and the three girls followed with cheers.

At this time, a hooligan whistle suddenly sounded next to him: "Yo he, these girls are good, they are new, are you the ones who were drinking on the top of the mountain just now?" ”

A voice next to him chimed in: "That's right, it's just these few, it's still Rémy Martin, I've seen it all." ”

Guan Yaxin glanced sideways, it should be a few little jokes from other schools, squatting on the side of the road and eating watermelon.

Not wanting to make much trouble, Guan Yaxin motioned to the other three girls to hurry up, but it was too late, and one of the leaders threw the watermelon peel aside and had already walked over.