"Kid, don't think about it so much."

A middle-aged uncle persuaded Zhang Wei and said, "Compensate her." ”

"It will be even more troublesome when the police come in a moment."

"I look like you are a recent graduate."

"It's better to lose money privately, go to the police station, if something happens, I'm afraid you won't even be able to keep your job."

It's not selfish, I don't have a job.

……

Anyway, you should have to pay for this money, and if you don't pay it, you have to pay it, but I saw a strong man in the crowd walking out.

You have to watch that nine times out of ten, you will lose money

Originally, Zhang Wei could have teleported and escaped, but Zhang Wei couldn't swallow his breath.

("Oops, looks like you're in trouble!") One hundred thousand grievances at a fixed price, I'll tell you how to break the game")

100,000, what are you robbing? Okay, okay, I can't swallow this breath for you today.

("Host Condition Fulfillment Scenario Branch Task Template Activation Detected")

[Branch 1: Willing to compensate for the title, the legendary fat sheep.] Increases the chance of being touched by 100% while wearing this title.

[Branch 2: Have the courage to fight, don't say a word, beat them up first, reward a second-level lower-level spirit bead plus 15 days of detention in the public security detention center]

[Branch 3: Choose to use virtue to convince people with them to get a set of rewarded spirit bandit suits]

[PS: The people around are all trust]

I'll go, this dog system still has this ability, good guy I said why didn't anyone come to so many people for so long just now? All his horses are to! As for this option, the first one is to roll the calf directly! This title is a carbon-class creature, what is the use of being able to come up with it? The second one is very tempting, 10,000 yuan, but this 15-day detention is not good-looking.

Then I can only choose the third one, but reasoning with her, I feel a little unable to swallow, wait, to convince people with virtue, to "virtue" hehe, I have an immature idea.

Thinking of coming here, Zhang Wei smiled and said that big brother, calm down, let's be reasonable! The price of 20,000 yuan is too high, can't we be cheaper?

Dahan thought about it, this student doesn't have so much money, and said Okay, I'll reason with you, is that 15,000 lines?

Oops, it's still a little too much, big brother, come over here, let's be reasonable, okay? I'm the one who usually likes to be reasonable.

The child is really troublesome, the big man came over, okay, what do you want to say?

Zhang Wei suddenly sneered: Reason? My truth is my truth! Let's say, directly, I took out the brick that would break the anti-plate, snapped, and soon and directly, knocked down the big man, which stunned everyone present, and there was a big German word engraved on the brick!

Hmph, I don't want to inquire about your viagra when I touch porcelain, I read the slush.

("Where did you learn this?") Convince people with virtue, it's really literal, but let's count it as your completion, the reward is being distributed, the suit has been worn on your body, you can take off the school uniform now, give them a look, absolutely shocking")

You, you are so bold to beat people in front of so many people, I tell you, now it's not a dog's problem, give you two choices, either give 50,000, or call the police to detain them.

Hmph, you're ugly and beautiful. Don't think that you and I don't know that you are both liars who touch porcelain, and you are surrounded by your hired trust, if you really call the police, then they are all accomplices, anyway, none of you can run away, show up! Little Baby!

In an instant, Zhang Wei took off his school uniform pants and threw them into the air (don't tell me this is unreasonable, how many of the plots of the novel are reasonable?). ）

At this moment, everyone, including Zhang Wei, was silent at that moment. How so? From a system point of view, what he said is indeed right, the moment he saw this outfit was indeed shocking, and this dress is actually no problem from the design itself, and it is even very comfortable to wear, but the key is that its color is blue and white striped, and this dress also has a legendary nickname mental hospital gown.

After all, the strong are afraid of the horizontal, the horizontal are afraid of being stunned, and the stunned are afraid of dying, and mental illness is obviously the top of this food chain. Whether it is for ordinary people or abnormal people, there are different degrees of oppression.

So at this moment, Zhang Wei's mood was confused, and the person who touched the porcelain revealed fear, after three seconds.

Ah, run, psychosis came out.

Hurry up and run, if you are beaten by him, or even killed by him, you don't have to be responsible for mental illness.

Help, help!

At this time, the surrounding Tuo only hated his parents for not giving him two more legs, and the two people who touched the porcelain at this time were also stupid, I go, I don't have to carry it like this today, right? Touching porcelain and encountering a psychopath?

And Zhang Wei was blindsided for a few seconds, and he also picked up the bricks and chased after him, after all, this kind of thing doesn't matter if you are used to it. Of course, before this, Zhang Wei could also bring his own mask and head covering, Zhang Wei didn't want everyone to know tomorrow about the misunderstanding! He Zhang Wei is a fugitive from a psychiatric hospital.

After putting on the mask and head covering, Zhang Wei suddenly felt that his waist was no longer sore, his legs were no longer painful, and even his social fear was gone.

Zhang Wei quickly caught up with them, and said loudly, run wow, run wow, you guys run, don't be caught by me, if you are caught by me, I will put you hehehe!

("Oh, I'll wipe it, this dress is really not blind for you!") Good guys, I think I'm a pervert and I think it's perverted")

For half an hour, Zhang Wei chased them for half an hour and said so, in the pursuit of half an hour, the resentment value was almost never broken, so that even Zhang Wei himself believed that he was a psychopath, originally chased for ten minutes, just drive them away, and you chased them for half an hour.

In the end, the two of them called the police, and when the police arrived, they directly admitted that they were porcelain touchers and begged the police to arrest them. They would rather go to jail than run into a psychopath.

Of course, Zhang Wei was also arrested in the end, after all, a person wearing a mental hospital suit and carrying a brick to chase people can hardly believe that he is not a mental illness!

In the end, I explained to the police for two hours, explaining that this was bought from the Internet, because it was comfortable to wear, so the inside of the set, because I was forced by the two porcelain touchers, so I could only scare them, as for Zhang Wei patting them with bricks, hehe, can you admit it? He threatened that they were touching the excuse made up by porcelain, and that he had fallen on his face.

After another two hours, the police contacted the psychiatric hospitals in the entire Dongri City to confirm that there was no such person as Zhang Wei, and of course they were cautious, and asked if there was such a person in the province? What if it escapes?

So after two hours of comparison, it was finally confirmed that he was not mentally ill, and Zhang Wei was given another hour of verbal education and asked Zhang's father and mother to take him back.

After going home, I was scolded again, they didn't scold, nosy and were touched, but worn, mental hospital clothes went to school, I had a school uniform taken off and exposed, how scary it was, scolding and scolding them, and suddenly discussed how they raised this child? Do you want to take advantage of your health? I want another trumpet to practice

This made Zhang Wei look depressed, good guy, don't I just want to wear a more comfortable clothes? What's wrong with me?

The system is all your fault, you say what are you not good at, you get a mental hospital suit? Are you crazy, or am I crazy?