After the Association of Strangers

Grandpa, your grandson called you, grandpa, your grandson called you

Hey, what's the matter with Dad?

Oh, it's okay, it's your mother who asked you to bring a melon when you come back.

Okay, I see.

Wonderful fruit shop

Welcome, dear guest, what do you need? Our store has a complete range of varieties, everything you need, serious and immodest fruits, our store has them.

Oh, and what is an indecent fruit? Zhang Wei asked curiously.

music

Swing when the bell is swinging

There are pineapples as thin as bananas, sugar cane as short as pineapples, strawberries as big as oranges, grapes as heavy as apples, bananas as long as sugar cane, and watermelons as small as peaches. The fruits here are wonderful! These fruit bundles are sold for only $38.

Is that all? Nothing else?

Well said

Scalding waves, waves

Fruit juice, I love to drink fruit juice, I can mix and match at will, and pair it with fruit sushi!

Fruit barbecue, I love fruit barbecue, even if it's messy, I feel in a good mood!

I love freshness, I love excitement and freshness, I dance the ballet and turn in circles to send the two heavens of ice and fire.

That's it, it's not a complete product!

Make a trick

Scalding, scalding, ding~

We chop and cook the fruits that can't be sold. In the preparation of a variety of food products, this includes:

Applesauce, peach jam, pineapple jam, grape jam, strawberry jam, marmalade, plum sauce, mixed jam

Raisins, dried peaches, dried tangerine peel, dried plums, dried strawberries, dried bananas, dried coconut, dried red dates

Apple pie, pineapple pie, orange pie, strawberry pie, watermelon pie, banana pie, grape pie, mangosteen pie, green plum pie, peach pie, blueberry pie, Sydney pie and finally Fruit Pie.

So guests can now prove our professionalism, right? What do you need?

I want a watermelon

……

Damn, if you don't say it earlier, you just want a watermelon, and if you knew this, you wouldn't have sung this with a wasted voice

("Grudge +666")

……

In the end, Zhang Wei really couldn't stand their eyes, in addition to buying a watermelon, he bought a few bottles of jam and a few pies by the way, but should I say that the taste is really good?

(On a whim, play a small stalk, go back and see if you can have a jojo stalk)

The next day, push the tower and push the tower! What are you doing picking mushrooms in the wilderness? Playing in a group, ahhh Lost again, what are you doing, why don't you join a group?

I have a social fear that I can't fight the group

……

Damn, I played ten rounds from eight to twelve o'clock, I put the MVP but still lost, I don't understand, how did you raise the opponent to support the gold medal jungler?

Li Jian's old face turned red, isn't this a mistake? One more round, this one is sure to win.

clicked on the phone, and found that it was not possible to open it carefully, and the good guy was banned.

……

Alas, Lao Jian, I want to open some old ones and don't go to the new ones, and I feel very sad (open) sad (heart) for this.

Alas, hey Zhang Wei, have we forgotten something?

It's true that you say that, and it shouldn't be important to forget about him.

Two hours later, grandpa, your grandson called you, grandpa, your grandson called you

feed

Zhang Wei, where are you and Li Jian, the rabbit cubs, have you forgotten to start school today.

What should I do when I'm done? Forget it, break the jar and break it!

Ahem, that teacher, Li Jian and I are sick in the hospital?

Can you find a new reason when you're sick, this reason I don't need to fool the ghost at sixteen!

Ahem, it's true, we met those fake drug dealers yesterday, and they were arrested and injured a little bit, so they are in the hospital.

Really, the teacher half-believed and asked, "Yes, why do I not believe that the hospital is so quiet?" ”

Why not, please go to office 12 for patient two. Zhang Wei imitated with his voice. This is a sound mimicry skill drawn from the system, which can be very useful. After all, it is a technique to plant blame.

Yes, okay, remember to go to school, tomorrow there is a friendly match between East Day No. 6 Middle School.

Dudu tutu, how did I not know about the friendly match? Forget it, you don't have to go to class, then play music and dance.

One day later, Zhang Wei came to my office, only to see Zhang Wei limping in on crutches.

Ahem, is there anything wrong with Mr. Ahem?

Okay, don't pretend, I know you're not hurt.

Hearing this, Zhang Wei stopped pretending directly, and asked suspiciously, Teacher, how do you know that I am pretending to be sick?

I went to the shopping street yesterday and saw you setting up a stall.

……

That teacher, you ...... Is there kidney deficiency?

Pigeon kiss roll

Okay, I'm not telling you this, "This afternoon, our third grade of No. 7 High School is going to hold a friendly match with No. 6 Middle School, and there will be nine places for each. ”

"There are three classes in our middle school and senior high school, and there are three people in each class, at the beginning I decided Wei Xuelio and Wang Fugui and the three of them, I will report and replace Wang Fugui, you go!"

Friendly?

"Do you want to give money?"

"Don't give it!"

"Do you want to give the spirit beads?"

"Don't give it either!"

"Then I'm not going!"

Zhang Wei rolled his eyes, he didn't give me anything to do wool, how tired he was.

"Ahem! Cough! Why don't you have any consciousness at all? ”

Can enlightenment be eaten as food? In these years, even pigs know that there is no profit and it is not early.

"Although I don't give money, I will reward spirit crystals!"

Lingjing Zhang Wei knew that it was a strange stone produced after the revival of aura, which contained aura, which could be used for cultivation.

Sold in the market for 30,000 yuan a piece, this is only the primary spirit crystals used in the first to third grades.

I didn't expect that the reward for this friendly match was also the spirit crystal.

"Then I'll go!"

"You're realistic!"

"Hehe, I mainly want to bring glory to the school!"

(“▔□▔)！

"Pull it down, I'll know what shit you want to pull as soon as you pout your ass!"

"Teacher, your hobby is a bit special!"

"Fuck off!"

Regarding the friendly match, Zhang Wei replaced Wang Fugui, but the latter didn't say anything, after all, it was all arranged by the head teacher.

Moreover, although Zhang Wei owes a little bit of this 13, he has strong hands-on ability, and when he really fights, they are not opponents combined, let alone he is rich and noble.

Soon, it was afternoon, and today was the day when the third grade of Dongri Castle No. 7 and No. 6 High School held a friendly match.

There are a total of seven middle schools in Dongri City, and Zhang Wei's No. 7 Middle School has not been very good in recent years.

There are too many scumbags to bring with you.

Friendly competitions will also be held between secondary schools from time to time to promote the growth of students and exchanges between schools.

In the past, there were several large-scale friendly matches every year.

But in the last two years, there have been fewer of them.

The reason is that in every friendly match, the seventh middle school has never won......

Like the school that cultivates the most abilities for Dongri City in the first middle school and the second middle school, it doesn't like to play with you at all.

It's about the same as the sixth middle school and the seventh middle school.

However, this year, among the senior three years of the sixth middle school, there was a genius student with A+ talent, and in addition, there were two awakened A-level talents.

Even the students of No. 7 Middle School felt that there was no chance of winning this time, let alone people outside.