"Hey! Uncle Wang! There is a performance! ”

"What?"

"Someone is going to rob the road! I'm sending you the photos, and these two people are definitely 13 out of the question. ”

Zhang Wei didn't say much, and sent the photo to Wang Gan's mobile phone.

After a while, Wang Qian called again.

"You encountered them? This is a wanted criminal by the Public Security Bureau! He has never been caught. ”

Zhang Wei said: "Well, it's in Dongri City, on a street not far from my house. ”

Zhang Wei still had fear in his tone, and then said: "When will the spiritual comfort fee and bounty from the Public Security Bureau be sent to me?" ”

"Let's go back, I'll lead the team to arrest immediately!"

Wang Gan's hand shook, and the next moment he hung up the phone directly,

Zhang Wei sighed, but he didn't expect Wang Qian to give much compensation.

waited until Wang Gan led the team, chased the two people to the case, and then gave Zhang Wei a bounty of 30,000 yuan on the spot. This also made Zhang Wei sigh with emotion, these days, even the two fools are worth 30,000, this kind of wanted criminal, it is better to meet more, so that I will get rich! (ಡωಡ)hiahiahia

When Zhang Wei returned to the street to sweep the car, he suddenly shouted: "WC", this TM is not a parking spot, I C #####......"

However, for the sake of the 30,000 yuan bounty, Zhang Wei still paid 20 yuan with tears.

("You're really picky!") Also, when the police came just now, why don't you just ask them to send you home so that you can save money. ”）

I rub, I forgot. Patronize the bounty and forget about it completely.

……

Zhang Wei got on the bike, deliberately avoided the street, and took a long detour back home.

Carrying all kinds of daily necessities, I returned to school one night without danger.

Of course, I was still smoked when I went home, the reason is that the child is older and his wings are hard, and now he will not smoke two more times, and he will not be able to smoke it in the future.

"Ah Wei, why did you come back so late?"

Huo Xiaonan sharpened the pig-killing knife on the balcony and looked at Zhang Wei, who had just returned to the bedroom.

"Don't mention it, meet two two-13."

The three of them walked in from the balcony, and immediately saw Zhang Wei's clothes, and the corners of his mouth twitched and said: "I said, can we not wear mental hospital clothes as pajamas, to be honest, we are also afraid!" Zhang Wei ran over and gestured and said: "It's really comfortable, this material, this fabric, this workmanship ......."

"Pigeon kiss out!"

Zhang Wei said: "You also try, I didn't believe it at first." ”

"Pull it down! I, Li Jian, just froze to death, went out naked, and I wouldn't wear this kind of clothes when I died! ”

Xiao Ye: +1

Huo Xiaonan: +1

A few minutes later, the three of them fell asleep comfortably in blue and white hospital gowns......

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Zhang Wei said with emotion: "Sure enough, the law of true fragrance will not let go of every hard-mouthed person." ”

Of course, the three of them are only wearing a low-profile version that Zhang Wei extracted from the system, only, warm in winter and cool in summer, cold and heat do not invade, it is very comfortable to wear, uh, well, it is a high-end version of pajamas, which is a long and terrifying point.

As for Zhang Wei's purpose, hehe, of course it is to pull people into the water! Now almost the entire school knows that Zhang Wei is a social cow patient wearing a psychiatric gown. A few more people, and you can still share the firepower.

✧(≖ ◡ ≖)

……

On the second day, all three classes went to the school's battle hall to prepare for today's class competition.

Night Burial looked at the class, and at a glance he could see that there were four people missing.

"Everyone, be quiet, wait for me for a while!"

Bedroom 215 at this time,

Zhang Wei and the four of them are sleeping soundly, and there is no sign of waking up at all, which is a typical holiday sequelae.

Zhang Wei only felt a little itchy on his face, as if something was touching him.

"Hey, hey, hey......"

He let out his signature cheap laugh and said don't make a fuss little baby, and suddenly his nose twitched.

Well? What's the fishy smell? Didn't brush your teeth?

Zhang Wei rubbed his eyes, reluctantly opened them, and looked to the side.

I saw a cute (scared) spider constantly caressing his face with its furry tentacles.

Seeing Zhang Wei wake up, the huge spider's mouth cracked, and it looked like he was laughing. (Yo, wake up, the operation was successful, congratulations on becoming a beautiful girl, skin ✧ (≖ ◡ ≖))

Hey, what should I be? It's a spider! Well, keep sleeping, keep sleeping.

After five seconds, Zhang Wei came back to his senses and waited for the spider, "I'll take you in my mouth!" ”

Zhang Wei shouted violently, and his mind instantly cleared up. Look up, I took your grandmother's banana peel in my mouth, your uncle's spider is so big, it's a sperm! It's not that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, animals are not allowed to become sperm.

The other three were all awakened by Zhang Wei's heavy drinking, and their eyes also shrank, looking at the spiders in the dormitory, all of them spitting fragrant.

Can you imagine? When you are sleeping soundly and dreaming, suddenly a spider about the size of your sister boar wakes you up and smiles at you. It feels refreshed.

After being stunned, Zhang Wei directly took out the broken brick, and when he was about to teleport and sneak attack, he was directly tied up by spider silk.

"It's kind of interesting!"

Night Burial was standing on the balcony and looked at the four people in the dormitory.

There was a hint of surprise in his eyes, he didn't expect Zhang Wei to be so brave.

If it were the rest of the students, not to mention being scared and crying, at least they would be at a loss, who would be like Zhang Wei to dig out the bricks and start working as soon as possible.

Night Burial raised his eyebrows, looked at the four of them, and said, "When are you going to sleep?" ”

The four of them reluctantly got up and prepared to wash up and go to the battle hall.

Looking at the uniform hospital gowns of the four people, the corners of the night burial's mouth twitched, and he kept looking at the room,

Are you sure it's not a psychiatric hospital?

Fifteen minutes later,

The four of them came to the battle hall, and saw that many people were looking at each other.

Night Burial walked to the front and said, "Today's game has officially begun!" ”

Everyone was grinding their fists, and there was a touch of excitement in their eyes, wanting to prove themselves.

Although they are superpowers, they don't have many opportunities to fight, and the first and second years of high school are mainly to lay the foundation.

Now that I'm in my third year of high school, it's natural to train for actual combat.

The cultural subject of the college entrance examination is similar to their usual exams, but only the Lingwu subject, which involves actual combat.

The state has invested a lot of educational resources in order to train people who are truly proficient in combat.

The four of them stood in the back row, holding fritters and soy milk in their hands, and they didn't listen to what the night burial was saying at all.

"In the first game, Zhang Wei vs. Leo!"

Zhang Wei, who was eating breakfast, looked stunned, the first scene was me?

He came to the top of the competition table, and in order to prevent the students from having accidents, he stood in the middle of the night funeral as a referee.

Zhang Wei raised his eyebrows: "Yo, here is my brother." ”

Leo looked upset, didn't say anything, and summoned his abilities.

I saw Zhang Wei take a deep breath, looked at Leo who was gearing up there, and couldn't help but smack his lips.

"Zhang Wei, your good luck has run out, it is your misfortune to meet me in the first round, last time I was careless and was attacked by you, this time I will not be knocked down by you again, I will defeat you in an instant!"

"Oh!"

Leo:

I'm talking harshly before the game with you every day, can you give some face?

"I suddenly changed my mind, I will slowly torture you and make you lose this game without any face."

"Oh!"

"You don't say anything else when you ride a horse?"

"Yes!"