Chapter 0557: I See Pity
"The great river goes east, the waves are exhausted, and the eternal romantic characters.
To the west of the base, the soil is, and the Three Kingdoms Zhou Lang Chibi.
The rocks pierced the air, the waves crashed on the shore, and thousands of piles of snow were rolled up.
The country is picturesque, and there are many heroes at one time.
Thinking about Gongjin back then, Qiao Chu got married, and he was heroic.
Lupine scarf, talking and laughing, the canopy is gone.
The old country fugue, affectionate should laugh at me, born early.
Life is like a dream, and one is still in the moon! ”
When Ran Min finished singing this song "Nian Nujiao", everyone was shocked, and they were all moved by Ran Min's pride and ambition, and a heroic spirit suddenly appeared, rushing straight to the head and straight to the sky!
The general who was originally drinking was stunned, and the general who was serving the food to his mouth also stopped and stood on the spot.
"Good words! Good word, Your Majesty! Wei Liao didn't know how to appreciate and evaluate, so he could only walk down with a "good".
It seems that drunk chatting Ran Min likes to compose lyrics, and he is really sassy.
The generals stood up one after another to compliment, and tried their best to flatter.
Ran Min returned to his seat, most of the wine had gone, squinted his eyes, and said in a hoarse voice: "The country is picturesque, how many heroes are there at one time!" How many heroes, brothers, I, Ran Min, have been fighting for more than ten years, and I have not been able to calm down, but there are too many heroes and heroes here! ”
Wei Zheng got up and said, "Your Majesty is under the rule, it's just around the corner!" The Yan Dynasty has no enterprising power, the Jin Kingdom is just a piece of rotten wood, Your Majesty is now raising a large army, and he will definitely be able to break through the south of the Yangtze River in one fell swoop and dominate the country! ”
"Break through Jiangnan! Dominate the country! ”
"Break through Jiangnan! Dominate the country! ......" the generals shouted.
Ran Min raised his glass again and said, "Okay!" Come, a toast for us to break through the Jiangnan in one fell swoop and unify the country! ”
"!"
The monarch and the minister drank it all.
And Xun Ji tugged at the corner of Qin Mu's clothes beside him, and said quietly: "Lord Qin, Your Majesty seems to be a little superior." is so expanded, lest it reappear the old things of the old Chibi. ”
Qin Mu smiled and said nothing.
Ran Min was drunk again, and said: "Everyone, in the past, Cao Cao raised troops to the south and defeated Chibi, but if there was no sudden east wind, how could the Sun-Liu coalition army break Cao's army?" Look at me, Dongfeng is not with Zhou Lang, and Tongque Chun is deeply locked with Erqiao! Hahahaha! In the past, Cao Zhi wrote poems in Tongquetai, and even the two bridges were in the east and west, like a scorpion in the sky! But it was changed by Zhuge Liang to 'take the second Qiao in the southeast, and the joy of the day and the night together', almost didn't make Zhou Yu angry to death! ”
"It is rumored that Cao Mengde built the Tongque Terrace, when he was fighting Yuan Shao in Hebei, he dreamed of a golden light falling to the ground in Linzhang County, and in the morning he dug the ground and found a copper bird, Xun Yu was a good omen, so Cao Cao built the Tongque Terrace! Cao Mengde is arrogant, and he wants to welcome back the two peerless beauties of Da Qiao with Tongquetai, and he will be happy tactfully! ”
"It's a pity that Cao Cao is blessed!" Ran Min licked his lips, and he said, "If I am Cao Cao, how can I let the two traitors, Zhuge Liang and Zhou Yu, succeed?" Big Jojo Joe must be I'm here! ”
"Hahahaha! ......" the generals burst into laughter.
In fact, Ran Min has a soft spot for Da Qiao, a pair of sisters, but he was born at the wrong time, otherwise he must have it for himself!
As the saying goes, what you can't get is the best, and that's how men make cheap ......
As for Da Qiao's belonging, Ran Min expressed great indignation.
"Wei Liao, among all the people, you are the one who smiles the brightest! Let me ask you, do you know who this big Joe is? ”
Ran Min pointed to Wei Liao, who was smiling the most.
Wei Liao's face turned bitter and said: "Your Majesty, the minister only knows that this Da Qiao and Qiao are famous beauties in Jiangdong during the Three Kingdoms. ”
"Who are they married to?"
"This ...... Da Qiao married Sun Quan, and Qiao married Zhou Yu. "Wei Liao tentatively authentic.
Ran Min feigned anger and said: "Punish yourself with a cup!" ”
"No."
"Hey oil, dog, let you usually read more and you don't read. When the book is used, there is less hatred, right? Da Qiao is married to Sun Ce, and Sun Quan is Sun Ce's younger brother! You must have seen too much Huang Wen! ”
The generals all held back laughter.
Who doesn't know the story of Da Qiao, Sun Ce, and Zhou Yu, the two monarchs and ministers, and who doesn't know? It's just that Wei Liao, a fool, doesn't read much on weekdays, and likes to drink and dance with knives and guns.
Da Qiao, a pair of sisters, married to two heroes at the same time, one is Sun Lang, who is a man who is heroic and powerful, and the other is Zhou Lang, who is suave and suave, both civil and military, can be called a happy marriage.
Talented and beautiful, harmonious couple, of course, the two are comfortable with each other, and the love is lingering.
However, is Er Qiao really happy?
In fact, Da Qiao's life is very bitter.
Sun Ce was twenty years old when he married Da Qiao, Da Qiao was eighteen years old, but unfortunately he was jealous, two years later, when Cao Cao and Yuan Shao fought Guandu, Sun Ce was preparing to attack Xuchang to welcome the Han Emperor, and took over the authority of "coercing the princes to order the princes" from Cao Cao, Sun Ce was assassinated by Xu Gong's family and died at the age of twenty-six.
Da Qiao and Sun Ce have only lived as husband and wife for three years.
At that time, Da Qiao was in his early twenties at best, young and widowed, and only his infant son Sun Shao was by his side, how sad it was!
Since then, she has only been crying in the morning, lonely night and night, with hard work, and raising orphans. The years are long, the red face is dark, and a generation of beauties does not know when it will wither!
Joe's situation is better than that of her sister, she and Zhou Yu are in harmony and have been in love for twelve years.
Zhou Yu is handsome and proficient in music and rhythm, Qiao and Zhou Yu are deeply affectionate, live together, fight with the army, and participate in the famous Battle of Chibi in history.
Two years after the war, "Yoga returned to Gangneung, dressed for the sake of clothing, and Dao Yu Baqiu, died of illness at the age of Chinese New Year's Eve." In these twelve years, Zhou Yu, as the commander of the Eastern Wu army, Jiangxia attacked Huang Zu, Chibi broke Cao Cao, and made great achievements and became famous; Unfortunately, he did not live forever, and died of illness in Baqiu when he was preparing to capture Yizhou, at the age of thirty-six.
At this time, Joe was only about thirty years old, and his misery could be imagined. The beauty has a thin life, and Er Qiao lives a lonely life in the picturesque Jiangnan.
Wu Huangwu died of illness in the second year of Qiao at the age of forty-seven.
Ran Min drank another glass of wine, stood up, beat his chest and said, "Ah! hateful Zhou Yu and Sun Ce, the two dog thieves, are so thin! It's a shame that I was born at the wrong time, otherwise it must be as long as it is, and the sister flowers are all mine! It's all mine! ”
"Your Majesty, you are drunk." Qin Mu got up and couldn't help but smile.
"I'm not drunk, I'm not drunk!"
Fortunately, Ran Min didn't hit people when he was drunk, otherwise no one would be able to stop him!
"Xun Ji!"
"The minister is here!"
Ran Min squinted his eyes and said: "You were born in a scholar clan, you have been influenced by Confucianism since you were a child, and you are proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, I don't know if you can draw the appearance of Da Qiao for me?" ”
"Ahem! Your Majesty, the minister will only make a picture of a lady, and he will not draw a picture of the Chun Palace. Xun Ji said with an embarrassed face.
"Then draw a picture of a lady! Oh, and by the way, it's like a Roselle diagram. Ran Min said with a smile: "Zhen Mi, who is as bright as the moon covered by light clouds, and fluttering like the snow of the wind, I am also yearning for it!" ”
"No!" Xun Ji could only bite the bullet.
Ran Min said again: "Xie Shang! Where is Xie Shang? ”
"The minister is here!"
Xie Shang was a general of the Jin state, and there were many Jin generals who were captured in the Battle of the Chasm, and some of them had changed their course and served the Wei state.
"Xie Shang, what peerless beauties are there in Jiangdong?"
"This ......" Xie Shang lowered his head and said: "Your Majesty, Wang Mengjiang, Wang Shenai, and Shen Yuniang are all stunning in Jiangdong!" ”
Hearing this, Ran Min sneered and said, "Xie Shang, you're only afraid that there are still a few less, right?" What about Li Shi's sister who I saw pity, Li Jianniang? I have heard that in the past, Huan Wen became a Han dynasty and took Li Shi's sister as a concubine. When Princess Nankang, Huan Wen's wife, found out, she angrily raised her knife to cut this concubine who snatched love, but she never thought that after seeing this concubine, she was intoxicated by her! Azi, I have pity on you when I see you, let alone the old slave? ”
"Such a beauty, can't it be called Jiangdong's stunning? There are also Nankang Princess Sima Xingnan, Princess Luling Sima Nandi and Xunyang Princess Sima Nanzi, all of whom are stunning Jiangdong in the world! Xie Shang, aren't you bullying me? ”
The story of "I see pity" has been rumored to be a good story.
At that time, Huan Wen withstood the pressure and took Shu directly, and after several hardships, he finally captured Chengdu and subdued Li Shi.
Huan Wen sent the Li family to Jiankang, stayed in Chengdu for a month, and raised talents in the local area, and took the old ministers of the Cheng Han Dynasty, Wang Oath, Chang Xuan and others as their own army, so as to appease the local people, and only after the Shu realm was settled, did the brigade return to Jiangling.
Then Huan Wen was promoted to the general of the expedition to the west, the three divisions of Kaifu Yitong, and was named the Duke of Linhe County.
Li Shi's younger sister was born round and jade, the country is fragrant, her long hair is commissioned, and she is captivating the country and the city. Huan Wen was also not polite, and quickly put it into a partial room. Huan Wen's wife, Princess Nankang, learned that she was jealous and rushed to the golden house of Zangjiao with a knife.
However, when she saw Li Jianniang - at that time, Li Jianniang was combing her hair at the window, with a beautiful appearance, slowly knotted hair, a graceful expression, very poignant words, and like a person.
Princess Nankang turned her anger into love, the sharp knife in her hand fell to the ground, hugged her one by one, and shouted in a lost voice: "Azi, I see you and pity, not to mention the old slave (referring to Huan Wen)".
What this means is: Girl, I like you when I see you, no wonder that old thing likes you.
Xie Shang smiled bitterly and said, "Your Majesty, it's really not that the minister deliberately concealed it. These three princesses of the Jin Kingdom have all married women, and I am afraid that they will not be able to serve His Majesty! ”
"How stunning the princess of the Eastern Jin Dynasty is, I am a good woman, don't you know?" Ran Min said with a smile: "Everyone, do you know how good this woman is?" ”
"Your Majesty, please!"
Ran Min is really commotion today, so everyone doesn't dare to disturb his Yaxing, so they can only come along.
"Hey, the taste is different. Like this girl, the girl has three good, delicate, soft waist, easy to push down! And this woman also has a lot of benefits, she can let go, there are many tricks, the key is not to spare his wife, there is a pleasure of conquest! ”
"Hahahaha! ......" the generals laughed cooperatively.
But a group of generals of the Jin Kingdom felt humiliated, but they dared not speak out.
Xun Ji originally wanted to go up to dissuade him, but was stopped by Qin Mu.
Ran Min was even more completely floating.
"Haha! I heard that Chu Garlic, the queen mother of the Jin Kingdom, is still four years older than me, and she is also stunning in Jiangdong! If I can't enjoy such a stunning beauty, who can enjoy it? ”
"Your Majesty Shengming!"
Ran Min waved his hand and said loudly: "I want to build a bronze bird platform in Jiankang!" What Sima Xingnan, what Li Jianniang, what Chu garlic, I have to be placed on this Tongque platform! What Cao Mengde couldn't do back then, I will definitely do! ”
"Hooray, hooray, hooray!"
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