"I think the Tao is really a good idea. Taoism is natural, and it is important in people's hearts. All of you should have a good understanding of the Dao, so I invited the Yuqing people all the way from Yingchuan to let you Aiqing have a good understanding of this Taoism. ”

Ran Minyun smiled lightly, and then under the guidance of the eunuch, the jade Qingzhen who still looked childish, and the fairy wind and bones entered the Wuying Palace, and in front of the ministers, he made a joke to Ran Min, and announced a sermon: "Immeasurable!" Scattered cultivation Yuqing, I have seen His Majesty the Emperor of Great Wei! Your Majesty Holy Bow Jin'an! ”

"I'm there."

For Yuqing Zhenren not to bow down to himself, a true dragon, Ran Min doesn't mind, because Yuqing is an outsider, Xianyun Yehe is used to it, and at such an old age, it is equivalent to his own father-in-law Rao, an old bone, Ran Min naturally will not force him to kneel to himself.

Yuqing Halal Rao's status in the entire Great Wei is similar to that of Buddha Tucheng, and there is no need to kneel down when he sees his son.

It is worth mentioning that the Daogu wind chime who followed Yuqingzhen back then has become Ran Min's concubine.

Now the wind chimes are following behind Yu Qing Halal Rao, dressed up as a Taoist aunt.

"True person, among the Taoist Taoism, there is a Taoist method called 'Bigu', which does not eat grains and maintains health, I don't know if it is or not?" Ran Min asked meaningfully.

The jade Qingzhen person made another joke, bowed his head and said, "Yes." Back to Your Majesty, the law of the Dao Fa Bigu has been around for a long time! As the old saying goes: Meat eaters are brave and fierce, grain eaters are wise and skillful, gas eaters are gods and live long, and those who do not eat are immortal and godly. This is the essence of Bigu. ”

"In the Spring and Autumn Period, Lu went to the leopard to escape the world and live in the mountains, drank stream water, did not wear silk and linen, did not eat grains, and was seventy years old, still having the color of a child. In the past, among the Fang Shi groups that Cao Cao had also incurred, Gan Shi, Zuo Ci, Feng Junda, Lu Girl, etc., all practiced the Gu Reclamation Technique! ”

Ran Min bowed slightly: "So, the Taoist Bigu technique is not nonsense?" Can a real person know how to open the valley? ”

"Naturally, I understand."

"That's good. I invited the real person to come, so that the real person could help the ministers to participate in the Taoist method and practice the art of opening the valley. Please give one or two instructions from a real person. ”

"Poor and obedient."

After making a joke and sweeping the dust, the jade Qingzhen people sat on the futon and began to recite the words: "The mountain of the despised aunt shoots, there are gods and men living in Yan." The skin is like ice and snow, the water is like a virgin, it does not eat grains, it sucks wind and drinks dew, rides the clouds, flies the dragon, and swims beyond the four seas......"

This old Taoist priest began to babble non-stop, and some generals who had been fighting all year round could no longer hold on, so they stood up and begged for mercy.

But where will Ran Min let them go? They were all dismissed one by one.

Of course, Ran Min is not interested in Buddhism or Taoism at all.

Don't listen or don't listen, Wang Ba recites the scriptures!

Ran Min couldn't help but chant the scriptures there and took his ministers to meditate, but considering that someone had to watch them, he sent a hundred guards to watch and surround the courtyard.

Except for the thatched house, none of them want to escape!

And Feng Chime was very curious about Ran Min's approach, so he widened his beautiful eyes and asked, "Your Majesty, what do you mean by this?" Let the ministers follow my master to participate in Zen and enlightenment, your head won't be funny, right? ”

Ran Min rolled his eyes and said, "What." I'm doing it for their good! If you don't torture them well, how will they know not to spare their feelings? Hmph, these ministers are too comfortable and extravagant on weekdays, so let them occasionally participate in meditation and meditate to nourish their qi, so as not to waste food. ”

"Slightly!" The wind chimes grimaced at Ran Min.

"Wind Chime, go and call the queen over for dinner."

"Great!"

When the wind chimes left, Ran Min said to Liu Zhi again: "You go and tell the imperial dining room." Ask them to prepare two plates of greens, a plate of chicken, a plate of bacon, and a bowl of hot pork rib soup. There are also four rao rice to be prepared. ”

"No!"

By the time the meals in the imperial dining room were served, Queen Dong Qiaoqiao had already rushed to the Wuying Palace.

The people who ate together were Ran Min, Dong Qiaoqiao, Ran Ming and Feng Chime, and the rest of the heat could only be watched.

Seeing that the ministers were all meditating in meditation, Dong Qiaoqiao's beautiful eyes shone with a strange light: "Your Majesty, where are you singing today?" ”

"Qiaoqiao, you can take a good look."

Ran Min then started the dishes and chopsticks, two meats, two vegetables and one soup, and the four Rao meals were just right. As the saying goes, they don't say anything when they eat, they don't say a word when they sleep, and they don't say a word when they eat.

The ministers watched the emperor's family eating in the pavilion, and they could only watch, and they couldn't help but cry bitterly in their hearts, and their stomachs were gurgling, and they urgently needed something to pay tribute to their five internal organs temple.

But there was an accident in the process of eating.

Suddenly, Ran Min fell on Lin with a piece of chicken, Ran Min pretended to be distressed, picked up the piece of chicken and wiped it, and then ate it into his stomach.

When Dong Qiaoqiao saw this scene, the corners of her mouth couldn't help twitching.

Ran Min picked up the rice in the bowl, dropped a few grains on the countertop, and when he told Liu Zhi to withdraw, he said again: "Wait! ”

Everyone looked at him in amazement, to see what he was going to do.

Ran Min unexpectedly picked up a few grains of rice on the countertop, put them in his mouth and chewed them, and said thoughtfully: "Can't waste, can't waste." Who knows that Chinese food is hard work! ”

The ministers looked at him with a look of resentment.

And Dong Qiaoqiao, who was sitting opposite, had black lines all over his face, and pouted: "My Majesty, are you there?" ”

This play is too much, isn't it?

However, Ran Min did this reasonably, even if the ministers thought that the emperor was acting, but the people present were all witnesses, and they would definitely publicize this situation when they saw it.

When the time comes, it will be spread to ten, ten to hundred, and hundreds to thousands, Ran Min is unwilling to waste a grain of rice, and the meat that falls to the ground will definitely be picked up and eaten.

The people knew that their emperors were so simple and frugal, how could they not follow suit and practice frugality?

The emperor is an example of the country!

"You know what?"

Ran Min threw a hygienic eye at Dong Qiaoqiao, and said to Liu Zhi: "Eat the remaining bones and feed them to the dogs." Don't waste, remember to remember. ”

"No." Liu Zhi was so anxious that he sweated profusely and agreed.

After removing the food, Ran Min and the others drank tea again.

At this time, Qin Mu, who was meditating in meditation below, couldn't hold back, relying on his "good friend" relationship with the emperor, he got up and said, "Your Majesty, the minister has something to say!" ”

“。” Ran Min played with the teacup slowly.

"Your Majesty, you see that our ministers have been meditating here for so long, and we haven't even eaten a bite of food, and we are really hungry! Can you get the Imperial Dining Room to prepare some lunches for the courtiers? Let's continue to participate in meditation and enlightenment here! ”

Qin Mu's words immediately resonated with the ministers.

"Yes! Your Majesty, the minister hasn't eaten for three or four hours, and this stomach really can't stand it, and he keeps screaming! Please have mercy on us, Your Majesty. ”

"What Lord Qin said is extremely true. Your Majesty, this person is iron, his rice is steel, and he is hungry if he doesn't eat a meal! ”

The Gurao diet is generally two meals a day.

The first meal is called morning food, also called gluttony. The ancients marked the time according to the position of the sun in the headspace, and the sun traveled to the southeast corner called the corner, and the morning eclipse was before the corner, and that moment was called the eclipse time.

Based on this, it is equivalent to about nine o'clock in the morning.

The second meal is called feeding, also known as feasting, and it is generally eaten at about 4 o'clock in the afternoon.

But in addition to the main meal, they will eat some pastries or something at other times, or they will have a banquet in the evening, so they will not be hungry.

It is worth mentioning that the eating habits of these ministers are actually very different from those of ordinary people. Because they want to go to the early court, the time of the early court is too early, and they are about to go to the court before dawn, so the hundred officials often eat one or two bowls of rice porridge and leave.

In this way, among the ministers present, who can not be hungry?

Hearing the ministers complaining, Ran Min smiled slightly and said, "Zhuqing, how can you give up halfway by practicing Taoism?" Don't forget, you're resting on the Valley! What is Bigu? He who does not eat grain. Once this makes you eat, won't the so-called Bigu be a failure? ”

Hearing this, Qin Mu couldn't help but say with a bitter face: "Your Majesty, isn't this grain splitting technique practiced by the minister?" ”

"Not School"

"Then I wonder how long Your Majesty wants us to meditate here?"

After meditating for so long at once, I was not hungry, and I was so tired that my legs and feet were sore.

Ran Min pondered for a while and said, "It depends." ”

"What?"

Qin Mu and the ministers present were completely dumbfounded.

"Your Majesty, we ministers are all engaged in state affairs, and major matters related to the society! Without civil and military officials, the imperial court would not be able to function at all! Everyone still has a lot of affairs to deal with, a lot of official documents to review, and please Your Majesty raise your noble hand, open the net, and let us go to work, right? ”

Ran Min smiled faintly: "No hurry, no hurry." Eating less than one or two meals is not starving, not to mention that you are still practicing the art of Bigu with the Yuqing people. Moreover, the matter of official documents can be put aside, and those affairs can be dealt with later, so I will give you a vacation today. ”

"......" the ministers were speechless.