Chapter 59: The Bounty Hunter's Troubles
"Hello? What are you shaking your head? Little Red Riding Hood was very dissatisfied when she saw this kind of appearance, and she said angrily, "Do you not believe what I say or do you not want to get involved, if you shake your head again, I will blow your dog's head!" ”
"You're so grumpy." She just wanted to shake her head, but when she saw her hand touching under her skirt, she held back and said, "It's not good for you to do this." ”
"I'm not mad at you! Did I feel contemptuous because of my appearance? Little Red Riding Hood glared at her watery eyes, "I'm about to turn 13!" ”
"I've never taken anyone lightly, not even a dog." "I'll be fine here," thought him, "Edward has agreed to help me open a soap factory, and has no objection to me openly spreading hygiene here, and the earl's butler is also helping me to find Coptis chinensis, and by then I will cultivate them in the surrounding shady mountains, and when the Black Death spreads, the first batch of Coptis will ripen." ”
"It always feels like you're scolding me." Little Red Riding Hood let out a sigh of relief after listening to the tirade, and said helplessly, "Once the forest witch starts, you can't stay out of the matter, this will be a battlefield, do you think the lords and serfs who are in danger at that time will still listen to you and say what you say about bathing or not?" ”
"It's already like this outside, Coptis chinensis is still in the cultivation stage, I won't let this place be full of war." He nodded and said.
"So what do you have planned? What are you going to do now? Hearing this, Little Red Riding Hood lowered her arms and stared at her, "I can help!" ”
"Open a soap factory to cultivate Coptis chinensis." He looked at Little Red Riding Hood, "If you can help me spread the Dark Sacred Book here." ”
"That's not what I'm talking about! It's a witch! O witch! Little Red Riding Hood stood up and roared, "You get these now, and what are you going to do to stop the witches when they come?" By your status as a Sage? Or is it up to you to paint the red dragon in the broken castle?"
"I was a little prepared." After thinking for a while, he said, "But I'm just a person after all, and I don't have many followers, even if I can't stop it, I try my best, you must know that there are many things in life that are not what we want, do your best, and be worthy of your heart." ”
"Can't you just do a little harder?" Little Red Riding Hood squatted down with her cheeks on her cheeks when she heard this, and looked at her speechlessly, "I still want to get your soap at this time." ”
"Don't you still farm after listening to the crickets?" "The war of a territory and a kingdom is far less important than the magic power of Beelzebub that took away two-thirds of the human race. ”
"Well, if you're in this territory." Little Red Riding Hood felt that the conversation with the masturbation was too far away.
"yes, I wouldn't have prepared that." He stretched as he spoke, looking at Little Red Riding Hood with a sad face, "I didn't think you cared about this place." ”
"Bounty hunter is a high-risk profession, the kind that can't see tomorrow, although it earns a lot, but it is used to refurbish equipment, and sometimes the equipment consumed by the mission is even more than the bounty." Little Red Riding Hood said sadly, "And a bounty hunter like me, who has reached the level of an ace, will eventually become the target of assassination by heretics and robbers, and the trump card bounty hunter I know will not live longer than three years." ”
"Do you have times when you're scared?" Surprised.
"Of course! It's annoying to think that you have to be on guard against a possible sneak attack at all times. Little Red Riding Hood pouted, "The maid is right, we bounty hunters are all lone rangers, and no one cares if we die on the road one day and rot." ”
"So you're changing careers?" He asked with a smile.
"This is an opportunity, even if it is a knight's title." Little Red Riding Hood said and looked at the Count, "You don't want to be an earl's advisor for the rest of your life, do you?" ”
"Of course." In Little Red Riding Hood's approving gaze, he said, "I will become an advisor to the marquis, an advisor to the duke, an advisor to the king, an advisor to the emperor, of course, the unfettered kind." ”
"Huh? Don't you want to be a nobleman? Little Red Riding Hood asked, the corners of his mouth twitched.
"I'm only fit to stand in the corner, the nobles haven't thought about it or anything." He shook his head slightly.
"You don't like to be commanded?" Little Red Riding Hood was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly realized, "That's right, you're a sage." ”
"I once proposed the idea of spreading the Dark Sacred Book with Widdy, who was still a knight, and it turned out to be a disagreement, and the same is true for Hilton, after all, this is a theocratic world, and I will not come to the front of the stage, involve them or be interfered with." "Maybe when I'm strong enough, I'll be big enough to support a territory on my own, and it's not bad to be a nobleman at that time." ”
"I wish you to become the most terrifying existence in the world, comparable to the Pope." Little Red Riding Hood was interested, "Tomorrow I will ask Baron Edward to resign and go to the Earl to ask for the position of captain of the guard, and we may be able to fight together in a long time." ”
"Earl, Edward, isn't that good?" Masturbation asked.
"The people who came with him are all long-term mercenaries of their family, the kind that have been guarding for many years, do you think it will be my turn even if you canonize vassals?" Little Red Riding Hood pouted after speaking, "And in addition to this broken town here, almost all the villages in the fiefdom are free tun, can there be dozens of households?"
Although Little Red Riding Hood set a minimum standard for herself as a knight, it can't be the kind of village where no one has a territory.
"Although the earl has a lot of land, he also has a lot of men." "It is said that there are hundreds of subordinate officials in the town hall of the county alone, and their heirs are all knighted by merit. ”
"How many of those guys can go to war, and how many can survive?" Little Red Riding Hood raised her chin and said arrogantly, "I'm such a good bounty hunter, the Count and the guards want me to join!" ”
In fact, Little Red Riding Hood was not wrong at all, far away in the cemetery of the Hilton church, the captain of the personal guard who hurried to look at the guards lying on the ground also thought so.
"A team of guards, did you let her rush out of it?" The captain of the guard asked the lightly wounded guard who had awakened.
"I'm sorry, I didn't expect her to knock out us junior warriors in an instant, we should release the crossbow as soon as possible." The guard said bitterly and guiltily.
"It's not your fault, the only ones with the title are the top combat power existences." The captain of the guard looked at the guards who were quickly sealing the door, and asked worriedly, "No zombies escaped, right?" ”
"Nope." The guard affirmed, "Otherwise we shouldn't be alive by now." ”
"What a blessing in misfortune." The captain of the guard sighed and said to the guard, "Don't worry, I'll ask the Earl to recruit new people, especially the bounty hunters. ”